code c.r.a.p
TRANSCRIPT
THIS IS A
PUBLIC SERVICE
ANNOUNCEMENT
“For nearly four years, The Box has relied upon the aid of one of its founding members: Rose.”
“People like Rose are important to us for numerous reasons:…”
“They are here for us when we need a hug…”
“…When we cannot remember what day it is…”
“…Or what time we‟re supposed to be at work.”
“They are there when we need to know how to spell things.”
“Like „vacuum.‟”
“That shit is crazy.”
“It is important that we take care of our Rose, because what can happen if she is missing?”
"Bad things.”
“Very bad things.”
Box Headquarters
Anteater Island, Shrewnicornucopia
Day 4 of Code C.R.A.P.*
0700 Hours
* Caution: Rose Ain‟t Present
"How is this a Leo!? HOW?!?!”
“Without Rose to tell me, I would have never found out!"
“Being the only sensible one nearly drove me to murder! I ask you, how is that proper?!"
“LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
"With no one to keep me in line, I wrote porn for three days.”
“I didn't even eat."
"How the hell am I supposed to know how ugly this dress is? GOD DAMN IT!”
“Smell that burnt-sugar goodness…”
“Without Rose, I didn't have anyone to proofread my newest chapter.”
“Typos! SO MANY TYPOS!!!”
“Wait. CRAP. GUYS! FIRE! THERE IS A FIRE.”
"I had to hug everyone Rose usually hugs. I NEED HAND SANITIZER SO BADLY!"
“THERE IS A FIRE.”
“Hold still!”
"Nobody invited us to the box! We sat online ALONE!"
"I broke 50 apocolypse rules in one day without a Rose to ask!"
“How‟re you holding up?”
“Fine. Freaking active sims…”
“. . .”
“NO! You can't move that table without athletic lifted!”
"ROSE IS NOT THIS FORCEFUL!”
Box Headquarters
Anteater Island, Shrewnicornucopia
Day 4 of Code C.R.A.P.*
0900 Hours
* Caution: Rose Ain‟t Present
"So please, take care of your Rose, and we can make sure THIS never happens again."
THIS HAS BEEN
A PUBLIC SERVICE
ANNOUNCEMENT