Christmas Jokes

Cândida Couto and Cristina ParenteT@rget 8

December 2012

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What do you call an old snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Water!

Santa Pause!

What do you call Santa when he doesn’t move?

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

T@rget 2012 Cândida Couto and Cristina Parente

A pineapple!

Santa Claustrophobia!

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in

a chimney?

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle bells, jungle bells!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Have Fun…

T@rget 2012 Cândida Couto and Cristina Parente

T@rget 2012 Cândida Couto and Cristina Parente

Ice to meet you!

Have Fun…

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Frosted flakes!

A mince spy!

Black mail!

How do snowmen greet each other?

Using an "Elf"-evator.

How did elves climb up to the top of Santa’s Castle?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?Roast Turkey.

What is the name of the bird which has wings but can’t fly?

How do elves greet each other?

"Small world, isn't it?"

Have Fun…

The letter “D”!

T@rget 2012 Cândida Couto and Cristina Parente

Have Fun…

It’s Christmas, Eve.

What kind of music do elves like best?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

“Wrap” music!

The “elf”-abet!

Santa Clues!

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?

T@rget 2012 Cândida Couto and Cristina Parente

T@rget 2012 Cândida Couto and Cristina Parente