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(19:30:13) Willie: Eileen enters the channel.(19:33:26) Willie: Kinkyclawz enters the channel.(19:33:35) Kinkyclawz: *creeps in unseen*(19:34:10) Kinkyclawz: HIYA!!!! *waves purple pompoms*(19:38:05) Eileen: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! *jumps out of her skin*(19:38:33) Kinkyclawz: Oh, oops. Erm, Hi?(19:38:38) Kinkyclawz: Are... you ok suessE?

(19:38:42) Kinkyclawz: Sorry.(19:39:08) Eileen: *sees her skin lying on the floor* Uh... I don't think so.(19:39:48) Kinkyclawz: Oh. Erm... *looks around for something to pick Eileen's skin up with so she won;t hurt it*(19:40:01) Eileen: *quickly runs over to retrieve her skin*(19:40:12) Eileen: Hi KC, how are you?(19:40:15) Kinkyclawz: Do you want to borrow my coat while we work this out?(19:40:25) Kinkyclawz: I'm fine thanks.(19:40:38) Eileen: *tries to put on the skin but gets stuck* yes please.(19:40:43) Willie: Aubergine enters the channel.(19:40:56) Kinkyclawz: Hi Genie!(19:41:00) Aubergine: Howdy ladies

(19:41:04) Eileen: Hi Genie!(19:41:07) Kinkyclawz: How are you?(19:41:15) Aubergine: Just how insane are we today?(19:41:33) Aubergine: I'm feeling much better.(19:41:49) Eileen: uh you know. the usual(19:41:50) Kinkyclawz: Be careful wher you step, our Twister literally jumped out of her skin when I came in and, er, we don't know how to get her back in it. *slides ehr coat gingerly arouns eileen*(19:42:08) Eileen: *takes KC's coat*(19:42:09) Kinkyclawz: Does that answer the insane question?(19:42:20) Kinkyclawz: Ah, I'm fine thanks Genie.(19:42:22) Aubergine: that sounds disgusting(19:42:24) Eileen: Glad you're feeling better, Genie

(19:42:33) Eileen: it feels disgusting(19:42:49) Eileen: *goes in corner and tries to put on her skin again* come ooon(19:42:57) Kinkyclawz: It is a bit... different, I grant you Maybe you learnt something from thse vampire snakes last week Eileen and are shedding your old skin?(19:43:35) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, careful, you'll stretch it. *comes over with rubberwashing up gloves on to try to help*(19:43:39) Aubergine: on Hawaii 5-0 the guy from Heroes put a lot of lubricant on before pulling on a dead person skin.(19:43:46) Kinkyclawz: NOT meant how you might think, folks.(19:43:47) Eileen: *finally succeeds and hands the coat back to KC* thank you!(19:43:50) Eileen: maybe

(19:44:00) Eileen: ewwwww(19:44:06) Eileen: why didnt i think of that?(19:44:10) Kinkyclawz: *shudders* Ohh, that's a bit gross.(19:44:13) Aubergine: exactly ewwwwww(19:44:35) Kinkyclawz: Oh, the owl outside is screeching really loudly! I thinkhe's hunting.(19:44:49) Kinkyclawz: Sorry, got excited. He's a pretty bird so far as I can make out.(19:44:59) Aubergine: I like owls(19:45:07) Kinkyclawz: Are you comfy again now, Eileen?(19:45:11) Aubergine: except for the whole who thing.(19:45:17) Kinkyclawz: They're beautiful aren't they?(19:45:22) Aubergine: that get old real quick

(19:45:29) Kinkyclawz: Who?(19:45:40) Aubergine: hoot(19:45:40) Kinkyclawz: To Whit to Woo?

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(19:45:51) Eileen: love owls too(19:45:57) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, this one screeches, he sounds more like a seagull. Hehe.(19:45:59) Eileen: yeah, feels much better now, thanks(19:46:02) Aubergine: sound like who so of course you answer(19:46:23) Eileen: lol yeah it gets a bit monotone(19:46:33) Eileen: esp if you try to find an answer every time

(19:46:35) Aubergine: if he is screeching then he is hunting(19:46:41) Kinkyclawz: Aww, so nice to be comfortable in your won skin. It IS your own sin, I hope. Not, you know, leftover form one of Willie's wild parties that he must throw when we're not ehre.(19:47:02) Kinkyclawz: LOL Of course, answering is a must.(19:47:11) Eileen: uhmmm yeah it is, it's not won skin(19:47:20) Kinkyclawz: SKIN not SIN! oops.(19:47:47) Eileen: not sure if its my own sin(19:47:50) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, won skin also. LOL Not doing oo well with this little lot of typos, am I>(19:47:56) Eileen: I think Fang had the singlasses last(19:47:59) Kinkyclawz: Heehee.

(19:47:59) Aubergine: sintastic theiry(19:48:10) Eileen: lol(19:48:22) Kinkyclawz: that was one of mine too, Singlasses over your won sin...this could get complicated.(19:48:46) Aubergine: very much so(19:48:48) Kinkyclawz: LOL Spectaculary typonese, both of you Well done!(19:48:50) Eileen: won sin?(19:48:57) Eileen: what sin did you win?(19:49:42) Kinkyclawz: I dunno, but hope it was a good one. You know, lust or something. *giggles girlyly* As if I need help in Lust.(19:50:08) Aubergine: chuckling(19:50:09) Kinkyclawz: *pats her belly* might be gluttony.(19:50:21) Eileen: lol

(19:50:45) Kinkyclawz: Are there any there any other good sins?(19:51:01) Kinkyclawz: Pride and envy, don't want either of them.(19:51:38) Aubergine: you surely don't want slothy(19:51:42) Eileen: nope(19:51:45) Eileen: hmmm(19:51:51) Kinkyclawz: three to find, and I've forgotten them. LOL I was only researchign them for a story, I should remember!(19:52:07) Eileen: wrath?(19:52:17) Kinkyclawz: no, not really good idea for slothliness (well remembered!)(19:52:27) Kinkyclawz: Yes!!(19:52:41) Kinkyclawz: And no, I don't want that one either. So what's left...?(19:53:01) Eileen: uhmmm(19:53:10) Kinkyclawz: Lust, Gluttony, Pride, Envy, Sloth, Wrath/Anger and...(19:53:25) Aubergine: greed(19:53:27) Kinkyclawz: Covertousness? oh, no, envy covers that.(19:53:32) Eileen: greed(19:53:38) Eileen: sorry had to google it(19:53:40) Eileen: lol(19:53:47) Kinkyclawz: A-Greed its Greed! LOL(19:53:47) Eileen: Genie did it! ^_^(19:53:56) Eileen: what is acedia and vainglory?(19:53:56) Kinkyclawz: Good thinking Suesse!(19:53:58) Eileen: hmmmm(19:54:26) Eileen: i typed in "7" into google and it proposes the 7 deadly sins

(19:54:28) Kinkyclawz: Vainglory is another word for pride, not sure about acedia. Gimme a sec...(19:54:36) Eileen: lol google is well-trained

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(19:54:53) Aubergine: acedia is sloth(19:55:04) Eileen: ah ok(19:55:14) Kinkyclawz: Acedia is apparently another word for sloth or laziness.(19:55:16) Eileen: they listed those nine(19:55:20) Eileen: yeah(19:55:36) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, I bet you knew that off the top of your head too ehGenie? You're not out Vice of Reason for nothing!

(19:55:58) Kinkyclawz: My, we're learing loads tonight!(19:56:00) Eileen: hehe(19:56:02) Kinkyclawz: learning also(19:56:22) Kinkyclawz: our not out... *peers at her rebellious fingers*(19:56:26) Aubergine: well it was a process(19:56:58) Kinkyclawz: You worked it out?(19:57:08) Aubergine: I tried to remember them form that movie Seven(19:57:17) Aubergine: or from(19:57:32) Aubergine: with Brad Pitt(19:57:32) Kinkyclawz: Ohhhh, oh I like your thinking!(19:57:51) Kinkyclawz: Didn't the thought of Brad Pitt hamper your concentration?

(19:58:14) Eileen: that movie still gives me the greeps(19:58:15) Kinkyclawz: Heehee.(19:58:16) Aubergine: a little(19:58:19) Eileen: or creeps(19:58:33) Kinkyclawz: the greeps, are they worse than the creeps?(19:58:41) Aubergine: but I'm more a Brad Pitt a la Thelma and Louise fan(19:58:56) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, in cowboy guise?(19:59:15) Aubergine: out of it(19:59:17) Kinkyclawz: so to speak(19:59:35) Kinkyclawz: LMAO! To the gutter with ye, you lustful creature! LOL(19:59:38) Eileen: i think the greeps are related(19:59:51) Aubergine: lovely eye candy(19:59:56) Eileen: northern relatives of the creeps but they havent spoken in so

me time(20:00:12) Kinkyclawz: Great Grand Creeps, made into Greeps for ease of saying?(20:00:30) Kinkyclawz: Good taste you ahve there, Twister!(20:00:49) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, estranged Greep/Creep relations is not good.(20:01:09) Kinkyclawz: (ooh, didn;t take is long to disappear into flights of fancy, did it?)(20:01:16) Aubergine: sounds dangerous(20:01:37) Aubergine: estranged greeps/creeps/peeps(20:01:39) Eileen: not a big fan of Brad anymore(20:01:43) Eileen: i was before(20:01:44) Kinkyclawz: Hmm, yeah, wouldn't want to mediate between those groups.(20:01:55) Aubergine: before what?(20:02:05) Kinkyclawz: Not a fan since he began dating Angelina?(20:02:11) Eileen: before he married Angelina(20:02:18) Eileen: or began dating rather lol(20:02:31) Kinkyclawz: Married... wasn't sure if they had married, Thanks for answering my question.(20:02:35) Eileen: nah, greeps and creeps should not mingle(20:02:45) Eileen: lol im not sure either(20:02:56) Eileen: maybe not(20:02:58) Kinkyclawz: Google, here I come.. again. LOL(20:03:20) Aubergine: I didn't think they sealed the deal legally(20:03:36) Aubergine: I think they just sort of exist(20:03:51) Kinkyclawz: Ah, apparently they're not married and won't do so untilsame sex marrriages are allowed tall over the world. Or something similar.

(20:04:04) Kinkyclawz: all not tall. LOL(20:04:08) Aubergine: and hyphenated everyone's name(20:04:25) Kinkyclawz: That's kina sweet actually. http://marriage.about.com/od

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/entertainmen1/p/bradpitt.htm(20:04:35) Aubergine: are they a same sex couple?(20:04:39) Kinkyclawz: lol(20:04:53) Aubergine: I wonder which one isn't who they claim to be?(20:05:16) Aubergine: scandalous(20:05:19) Kinkyclawz: I'm fairly sure they aren't... *winks* I think they justwant everyone to have the same opportunity they do.

(20:05:41) Kinkyclawz: Though who knows?!(20:05:55) Eileen: lol(20:06:06) Kinkyclawz: Brad would be a quite fetching lady, dya think?(20:06:50) Aubergine: when he was younger yes, but alas now he just doesn't haveit anymore(20:06:55) Kinkyclawz: Trying to imagine Angelina as a guy... passable. She's look like a rocker or a biker.(20:07:07) Kinkyclawz: He's filled out in a quite manly way, you say?(20:07:11) Kinkyclawz:(20:07:17) Kinkyclawz: *****(20:08:14) Aubergine: didn't she dress like a boy in one of her films(20:09:14) Kinkyclawz: I think she might have done, come to think of it.

(20:09:45) Aubergine: was it Girl interrupted(20:09:48) Eileen: i think she did(20:09:54) Kinkyclawz: She did! in the film Salt.(20:09:56) Eileen: never watched that(20:10:04) Eileen: that either(20:10:04) Eileen: lol(20:10:31) Kinkyclawz: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1305305/Angelina-Jolie-transformed-man-Salt-role-STILL-looks-good.html Quite an effeminate looking man, but passable.(20:11:05) Kinkyclawz: Its pretty good, One of those "leave your brain in neutral" kind of films, just sit back and enjoy the action.(20:11:14) Eileen: ah that one(20:11:15) Eileen: lol

(20:11:19) Kinkyclawz: That said, I didn't see the twist coming, maybe because said brain WAS in neutral. LOL(20:11:30) Aubergine: can't remember if I saw Salt(20:12:35) Aubergine: my brain might still be in neutral(20:12:39) Kinkyclawz: She's an agent, FBI or DEA or something and is suspectedof being a sleeper agent for Russia. That sounds ike the plot for any of a dozenfilms actually.(20:12:44) Eileen: lol(20:12:53) Aubergine: i watch a lot of those kind of movies(20:13:26) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, they can sometimes blend into one big film, can't they? some are very, very similar.(20:13:39) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, BRB gang. Pitstop time.(20:13:44) Eileen: i dont(20:13:51) Eileen: i prefer fantasy(20:13:54) Eileen: hb KC(20:14:09) Aubergine: what do you watch, Eileen besides SPN(20:15:20) Eileen: mostly tv shows like the secret circle, the listener, haven(20:15:29) Eileen: sometimes tvd(20:15:40) Eileen: also white collar(20:15:55) Aubergine: i like Haven(20:16:05) Aubergine: never seen the others(20:18:02) Eileen: watched TSC yesterday for the first time(20:18:37) Aubergine: oh I just checked my Netflix queue and White Collar is coming up soon.(20:20:49) Aubergine: just looked up the secret circle and it sounds like a high

school drama show(20:21:11) Aubergine: don't watch much of those(20:21:44) Eileen: me neither

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(20:21:47) Eileen: but its okay(20:23:44) Eileen: its a good show(20:24:36) Aubergine: I'm more of and action adventure scifi rom-com watcher(20:25:37) Eileen: i see(20:25:42) Aubergine: movie I've seen the most the Proposal(20:25:50) Eileen: not a rom-com watcher just from time to time(20:26:07) Aubergine: it's my go to movie when I have nothing else to watch

(20:26:15) Eileen: i dont know this one(20:26:32) Aubergine: Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds(20:26:44) Aubergine: you should watch it(20:27:03) Aubergine: it's a cute, funny movie.(20:27:07) Eileen: oh i think i saw that in cinema(20:27:19) Eileen: the one on the island?(20:27:21) Aubergine: and they are such beautiful funny people(20:27:24) Eileen: or coast house?(20:27:46) Eileen: but the title was different in german lol(20:27:49) Aubergine: yes in Sitka, Alaska(20:27:50) Eileen: but i dont remember(20:27:57) Eileen: ah yeah that one

(20:27:59) Eileen: it was good(20:28:06) Eileen: but i havent seen any since then(20:28:12) Eileen: rom-com i mean(20:28:33) Eileen: 2 leo dicaprio movies i think(20:28:34) Eileen: lol(20:29:23) Kinkyclawz: Back!(20:29:37) Kinkyclawz: Aww, I'm learning so much about your movie tastes!(20:29:40) Willie: Fang enters the channel.(20:29:44) Aubergine: WB!(20:29:48) Fang: Hi(20:29:54) Kinkyclawz: Thanks Eileen!Hiya Fang!!(20:29:58) Aubergine: welcome Fang

(20:29:59) Kinkyclawz: How ar eyou?(20:30:25) Fang: hmm Genie or Eileen's movie tastes... I'm guessing Genie and she loves Dunston checks in and other Orangatan based movies(20:30:38) Aubergine: leo dicaprio don't like him(20:30:55) Kinkyclawz: Psst, Eileen, check yous skin is fitting properly just incase you hug your twoyfriend and it, you know, *whispers* slips.(20:31:14) Kinkyclawz: LOL Is Fang anywhere near?(20:32:09) Eileen: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!(20:32:11) Aubergine: I did like those movies Clint Eastwood did with the orangatan(20:32:36) Kinkyclawz: Any Which Way But Loose and Any which Way you Can. Ace films!(20:32:51) Kinkyclawz: But wouldn't purple e more your theme, not orange?(20:32:57) Fang: Yes I was right as always! Although Clyde gets some of the credit(20:32:58) Eileen: dont know that one(20:33:10) Eileen: *checks her skin*(20:33:17) Eileen: everything okay!(20:33:17) Kinkyclawz: Right Turn, Clyde!(20:33:19) Eileen: *hugs Fang*(20:33:24) Eileen: i love Leo!(20:33:27) Aubergine: love it(20:33:33) Eileen: i dont know that reference(20:33:33) Fang: er... Eileen? are you OK, that's a strange motion you're doing(20:33:44) Aubergine: don't like Johnny Depp either

(20:33:52) Eileen: sorry, i jumped out of my skin before(20:33:53) Eileen: lol(20:33:58) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, they're from the early-to-mid eightties but very fun

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ny. Lots of action and a cool "pet" orangutan named Clyde. If you can find them,have a watch Eileen.(20:33:58) Eileen: i love Johnny, too(20:33:59) Eileen: lol(20:34:10) Eileen: ah that one(20:34:10) Aubergine: he's about to ruin Dark Shadows(20:34:20) Eileen: lol

(20:34:22) Eileen: if you say so(20:34:34) Aubergine: he just looks creepy as Barnabas Collins(20:34:35) Eileen: KC scared me so I jumped out(20:34:44) Fang:(20:34:46) Fang: http://drippet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/haters.jpeg(20:34:51) Eileen: lol(20:34:55) Eileen: exactly(20:34:57) Kinkyclawz: I've not even seen Dark Shadows. Seen it advertised and thught it was hte one I began watching/taping in the 80's but I don't think it is.(20:35:18) Kinkyclawz: Heehee!!(20:35:25) Eileen: i havent watched it either

(20:35:38) Eileen: *hugs Fang again*(20:35:50) Aubergine: the one from the 80's was a remake.(20:35:56) Aubergine: the movie is based on the original.(20:35:59) Fang: has Dark Shadows ever been on over here? I've never seen it either(20:36:24) Kinkyclawz: I have to admit, in his Titanic-era days (1997 or so) I didn't like him but having seen a few of his films after, I've got to admit, LeoDiCaprio is a very good actor.Love most of johnny Depp's stuff, he does some quirky things and I like quirky.(20:36:32) Fang: *feels Eileen* yep everything seems to be in order, you're skinseems fine(20:36:47) Fang: I@m a Doctor too so you can trust my medical expertise(20:36:57) Kinkyclawz: Dark Shadows is being advertised over here and I think it

s started but not sure what channel its on.(20:36:57) Fang: sorry THE Doctor not just A Doctor(20:37:17) Kinkyclawz: Sorry again for scaring you Eileen.(20:37:36) Eileen: *feels felt* uh I trust you, Doctor(20:37:55) Eileen: it's okay, KC. ^_^(20:38:01) Aubergine: The Doctor isn't exactly a medical doctor(20:38:05) Fang: well I went to one planet where this guy jumped out of his skinand put it on backwards so it can be a major problem(20:38:21) Eileen: yeah(20:38:31) Fang: Genie, no need to point that out(20:38:53) Eileen: i like my Doctor even if he's not medical(20:38:55) Kinkyclawz: Ah, i see Genie. I might dream of you too (classical TV reference) but right now, I see.There was a film? Don't rememebr seeing that. I loved series 1 of the 80's showand then they cancelled it.(20:38:59) Eileen: or rather love(20:39:36) Fang: and my screwdriver is as good as any other probe(20:39:39) Kinkyclawz: Ah, correcting backwards skin... not a job to be taken onlightly.(20:39:40) Aubergine: the movie hasn't come out yet. At least I don't think so(20:40:07) Eileen: *coughs*(20:40:09) Fang: I remember thinking it had a good cast, admitedly I can't remember who, I'm guessing Helena Bohman Carter (or whatever her name is)(20:40:14) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, I see! I thought you meant there was a movie beforethe 80's series.

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here, are you adding to them with your screwdriver talk, Doctor?(20:41:04) Eileen: your screwdriver, Doctor?(20:41:21) Kinkyclawz: *snortlaugh* Genie!!! you made me spill my drink! LMAO(20:41:32) Eileen: lol(20:41:46) Fang: all seven? before I got here? damn I shouldn't be so tardy in my Tardis(20:41:51) Aubergine: sorry, hope it wasn't hot

(20:41:55) Kinkyclawz: What had a good cast Doctor Fang?(20:42:10) Fang: the new Dark Shadows movie(20:42:22) Kinkyclawz: Ah, you see. Timeliness is rewarded.(20:42:46) Kinkyclawz: No, its gone cold now so no harm done, Genie. LOL That was brillaint though!(20:43:03) Kinkyclawz: Aha, I see! Thanks Fang. Sorry, its easy to get lost somenights.(20:43:28) Fang: it was rather, but I didn't want ti admit it out of respect forpoor backwards Bob(20:43:48) Aubergine: there seems to be a few conversations going at once(20:43:53) Eileen: thats why im mostly timely(20:43:57) Eileen: lol

(20:44:05) Kinkyclawz: Poor Backwards Bob. Is she.. Right-way-Around Bob now?(20:44:21) Kinkyclawz: Is he! Not is She! Silly KC!(20:44:27) Eileen: backwards Bob?(20:44:56) Kinkyclawz: You'remore than mostly timely, Eileen, You're the timingthat the Swiss set their watches to.(20:44:59) Kinkyclawz: *hugz*(20:45:16) Aubergine: backwards Bob could be a she if she got her tits on wrong(20:45:17) Fang: of course not KC otherwise he wouldn't be called Backwards Bob(20:45:18) Eileen: lol am not!(20:45:31) Kinkyclawz: Yeah, we were talking of the poor man who put his skin onbackwards, apparently he is/was called Backwards Bob...(20:45:45) Eileen: i see lol(20:46:04) Fang: luckly he had an alliterative name really

(20:46:14) Kinkyclawz: Ohhh, you're not the Eileen the Swiss set their watches by? I must be in the wrong chat room.(20:46:22) Eileen: did he ever get the right way?(20:46:24) Kinkyclawz: Yeah, its fortunate.(20:46:38) Kinkyclawz: Ahh, poor Backwards Bob.(20:46:42) Fang: clock, hands, Eileen, Swiss, Swiss chees, holes, there has to be a joke there somewhere but I can't get it(20:47:00) Eileen: *coughs*(20:47:00) Fang: not you too Eileen, of course not otherwise he'd just be Bob(20:47:02) Kinkyclawz: LMAO I'm sure you'll put your finger on it soon, Fang.(20:47:29) Eileen: *coughs*(20:47:32) Kinkyclawz: It doesn't seem to Eileen. As Fang pointed out to me, he's still called Backwards Bob. poor thing. You were very lucky!(20:47:47) Kinkyclawz: You got yours on the right way(20:47:52) Kinkyclawz: skin, that is...(20:47:56) Aubergine: indeed(20:47:56) Eileen: i was. what can go wrong right?(20:48:15) Fang: uh-oh coughing, silly Fang don't announce you're the doctor before checking general healht(20:48:16) Kinkyclawz: Precisely.(20:49:01) Aubergine: exactly(20:49:04) Kinkyclawz: Is coughing a side effect of skin jump out-ery?(20:49:08) Fang: prescise like a Swiss watch(20:49:36) Eileen: properly(20:49:44) Aubergine: tick tock

(20:49:54) Kinkyclawz: Cuckoo(20:49:58) Fang: goes the clock?(20:50:24) Kinkyclawz: I hope. Either that or there's a cuckoo in here.

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(20:50:28) Fang: well I ruined a perfectly good film based conversation(20:50:39) Kinkyclawz: *looks up* Probably nesting in the Insanity Tree, poor thing.(20:50:50) Fang: but at least I raised the awareness of jumping out of your skin(20:50:55) Kinkyclawz: Not at all, we'd ahve found a way of exiting it before long LOL(20:51:08) Kinkyclawz: Its a terrible condition.

(20:51:16) Kinkyclawz: I'm glad you alerted us.(20:51:30) Aubergine: what's one more cuckoo(20:51:49) Fang: I think there's going to be a Channel 4 documentry on it, Bodyshock: The boy who jumped out of his skin(20:51:52) Kinkyclawz: What're you trying to say, Genie. *giggles impishly*(20:52:10) Fang: a manly or girly imp?(20:52:11) Aubergine: how timely(20:52:19) Fang: imping ain't easy(20:52:29) Kinkyclawz: Or that'll be on BBC Three along with much of the tat they have. that's not short fo tattoos, I hasten to add.(20:52:44) Kinkyclawz: Just an imply imp, I think.(20:52:52) Fang: well they do have tat about tattoos too

(20:53:03) Kinkyclawz: Heey, would any of you like to read some of my poetry? Its vampire based... mostly.(20:53:05) Eileen: imping(20:53:21) Fang: yes imping Eileen...(20:53:24) Fang: what about it?(20:53:34) Aubergine: is tat the same as crap(20:53:44) Eileen: imping tat?(20:53:47) Kinkyclawz: They do, come to thinkof it Fang, you're right.Imping.. no not easy. Being imp-like for someone my height, definitely not.(20:53:58) Aubergine: love to read poems(20:54:08) Kinkyclawz: Yeah, pretty much a non sweary word for the same thing Genie(20:54:36) Kinkyclawz: Gimme a sec, I'll get hold of the link to them.

(20:54:40) Eileen: awwww(20:54:42) Eileen: poor imp(20:55:07) Eileen: i'm sorry imp(20:55:12) Willie: Aubergine logs out of the Chat.(20:55:23) Eileen: hb Genie(20:55:25) Kinkyclawz: NOO! Genie!!!(20:55:28) Fang: it's often used for low value items, touristy tat... er like snowglobes maybe... I have a newfound respect for dictoinarywriters it's strangelydifficult(20:55:37) Willie: Aubergine enters the channel.(20:55:38) Fang: oh too late, GENNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEE!(20:55:52) Eileen: wb Genie!!!(20:55:55) Kinkyclawz: WElcome back Genie! What happened?(20:55:58) Fang: oh she's back, I could have saved my throat, my voice is all croaky now(20:56:07) Kinkyclawz: My poetry didn't scare your computer did it?(20:56:07) Aubergine: sorry I had to switch ISP's(20:56:15) Eileen: *hands Fang a glass of milk*(20:56:21) Fang: chat back (ie the bit you missed): it's often used for low value items, touristy tat... er like snowglobes maybe... I have a newfound respect for dictoinarywriters it's strangely difficult(20:56:22) Kinkyclawz: Oh dear. Are you ok for a while now?(20:56:29) Fang: you have more than one ISP?(20:56:34) Fang: thanks Eileen!(20:56:50) Aubergine: I think the other one blocks the chatroom

(20:56:53) Kinkyclawz: Aww, milk for a sore throat, sounds so soothing.(20:56:53) Eileen: what is an ISP?(20:57:03) Fang: internet service provider

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(20:57:06) Kinkyclawz: Internet Service Provider(20:57:12) Eileen: okay thanks(20:57:22) Eileen: i only know the full word(20:57:23) Eileen: lol(20:57:28) Fang: haha I capatilised on the extra time you took for capatlisation(20:57:28) Kinkyclawz: Its the company you pay for your access. Mine is BT (Briish Telecom) at the minute.

(20:57:29) Eileen: i only have one(20:57:34) Eileen: i know lol(20:57:39) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, you beat me to it Fang!(20:57:41) Kinkyclawz: LOL(20:57:43) Eileen: mine is Vodafone(20:58:05) Kinkyclawz: You did, never miss an opportunity to miss out capitals.LOL(20:58:19) Kinkyclawz: Vodafone, my phones are wit h them.(20:58:25) Eileen: mine, too(20:58:31) Aubergine: I have 2 one is satelite based and the other is Verizon(20:58:32) Fang: mine is BE... (that's when people look at me blankly and say "who?" or "do you mean BT"

(20:58:40) Kinkyclawz: A link to my poems. Lemm know if you need the password hunnies! http://chrysalids.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=debzfeedback&action=display&thread=61(20:59:06) Kinkyclawz: Verison? Not heard of that, must be a US-based company(20:59:06) Fang: it wants me to log in but I say no!(20:59:08) Eileen: I'm sorry, i dont read much poetry(20:59:23) Kinkyclawz: BE? Nope, dunno that one, Fang. LOL(20:59:35) Aubergine: will need the password(20:59:48) Kinkyclawz: Ohhh, might ahve to post them in drabs on here.(20:59:49) Eileen: british energy?(21:00:04) Fang: I was with Talk Talk, the worst company I've ever dealt with, NEVER go with them(21:00:10) Kinkyclawz: Good guess Eileen!

(21:00:33) Kinkyclawz: Fear not Eileen, they're all short ones. And Dark, mostl.(21:00:33) Fang: it wants me to log in to the forum not a passworf for the one page(21:00:35) Kinkyclawz: mostly.(21:00:38) Kinkyclawz:

Darkness

Drink the darkness, make it whole,Fill the void within your soul.Feed upon the dying light,In the stillness of the night.Nevermore to do again,The actions brought about by sin.Death, the Eternal Interlude,Has innocence or guilt to prove

(21:00:49) Kinkyclawz: No worries, I'll share them here.(21:01:01) Aubergine: cute(21:01:09) Aubergine: and they rhyme(21:01:14) Aubergine: mine never do(21:01:30) Eileen: i had to do one in french lesson(21:01:31) Eileen: lol(21:01:44) Eileen: after having 4 weeks of french(21:01:46) Eileen:

(21:01:55) Aubergine: tough class(21:02:03) Eileen: it's great KC(21:02:13) Kinkyclawz: [color=green]Some were written with a mind to including t

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hem in my stories (create a poet character, you know?) but not got around to that yet. This os one thats interchangeable for guy or gal vampires.

Hmm, in the same batch of poems I penned at probably around the same time as this were some of these darker "vampiric" poems. Some are directly vampire related,others are a bit more ambiguous but still in the same line.

Feel free to lemme know what you think. I wrote them for inclusion on various stories I might have planned later with some as yet unwritten character who mightbe some kind of poet-I sort of tapped into his or her psyche but then lost my grip on it. Damnit!

Well, here goes.

Darkness

Drink the darkness, make it whole,Fill the void within your soul.Feed upon the dying light,

In the stillness of the night.Nevermore to do again,The actions brought about by sin.Death, the Eternal Interlude,Has innocence or guilt to prove.

*****

Lonely Vampire

Vampire Nature, vampire lore,I'm alwa(21:02:38) Eileen: I love french

(21:02:49) Kinkyclawz: I've commented on the one you puton the forum actually Genie. Hope you don't mind.(21:03:03) Fang: then why didn't you book the hotel in Paris? oh well(21:03:07) Kinkyclawz: Bugger, hold on it copied and pasted the wrong bit.(21:03:13) Eileen: i did(21:03:20) Aubergine: no I'll have to check your comments(21:03:29) Kinkyclawz: The paris hotel is booked now?(21:03:35) Kinkyclawz:

onely Vampire

Vampire Nature, vampire lore,I'm always be my blood's own Whore.Life and Love are lost and found,My Soul resides within the ground.Until (s)he comes, my love, my one,I'll wait 'til Heav'n's dead and gone.(S)he will come to save my soul,(S)he'll give my life its precious goal.

(21:03:44) Eileen: was already last week(21:03:47) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, there's no rush.(21:04:09) Kinkyclawz: Bleugh, its called LONELY vampire. I copy and paste worsethan I type!(21:04:34) Eileen: i thought we booked it last week, Fang

(21:04:35) Fang: I likes them, I feel like I should do some better analysis butpoety confuses me(21:04:47) Fang: nevermind, cancel them, too late, anger

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(21:04:49) Kinkyclawz:Heaven Hides Hell

Heaven's Garden in full bloom,Angels wings and peacock's plumes.But strip away eyes of desire,And see the flaming pit of fire.

Brimstone smoulders, such a stench!,Heaven's perfume tries hard to quench.But look beyond what eyes may see,And you may see the wild, real me.

(21:05:38) Eileen: why are you angry, Fang?(21:05:47) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, if you like, Fang, thats all that matters, not indepth analysis. I'm no god at that either. I think Genie will agree. Heehee.(21:06:09) Kinkyclawz: no good not no god, that's blasphemous.(21:06:09) Eileen: i dont like to analyse poeptry(21:06:12) Eileen: poetry(21:06:20) Eileen: had to do too much in school

(21:06:24) Kinkyclawz: (sorry for the change in colour, I was squinting to see dark on dark.(21:06:27) Aubergine: popetry(21:06:37) Kinkyclawz: puppetry?(21:06:38) Kinkyclawz: lol(21:06:45) Eileen: poetry(21:06:51) Eileen: why are you angry,Fang?(21:06:53) Kinkyclawz: Thats the one!(21:07:03) Eileen: i wrote that one(21:07:04) Kinkyclawz: thought poeptry sounds so much cooler!(21:07:11) Fang: well you didn't seem keen on the idea EIleen(21:07:18) Eileen: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!(21:07:22) Eileen: lol

(21:07:30) Eileen: that was last week Fang(21:07:37) Aubergine: sounds like something the pope tried(21:07:38) Eileen: this week I'm not in the mood(21:07:53) Kinkyclawz: Ulp, a domestic in the making Genie, shall we sidle to asafe distance?(21:08:09) Eileen: no domestic(21:08:21) Aubergine: You should probably stay at a youth hostel. Isn't that allthe rage in Paris?(21:08:22) Kinkyclawz: LOL I wonder if he liked poeptry when he tried it.(21:08:39) Eileen: poetry!(21:08:42) Kinkyclawz: Oh, good. don't like domestics.(21:09:01) Fang: fine I'll go too... Asia... yeah Asia instead!(21:09:16) Eileen: yeah, let's go to asia(21:09:17) Kinkyclawz: Indeed, it is poetry. I think poeptry could catch on though.(21:09:29) Fang: who has travelled, the backpacking way?(21:09:31) Aubergine: asai is pretty big can you be more specific>(21:09:33) Kinkyclawz: Asia, all that sun and all those pretty animals?(21:09:46) Eileen: let's go to Japan(21:10:03) Kinkyclawz: Konnichiwa(21:10:09) Fang: oooh I found my GCSE poetry analysis, anybody want to read it?(21:10:09) Eileen: be careful what you say about Japan(21:10:11) Eileen: lol(21:10:12) Fang: bless you KC(21:10:16) Eileen: i love this country!

(21:10:20) Aubergine: Ah yes Hiroshima, Toyko(21:10:21) Eileen: Konnichiwa(21:10:24) Kinkyclawz: yeah, please Fang!

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(21:10:28) Fang: expensive Japan?(21:10:37) Aubergine: Karaoke(21:10:40) Eileen: yes expensive Japan(21:10:44) Fang: I was more thinking THailand, Vietnam, Laos and Camodia(21:10:51) Eileen: nah(21:10:57) Eileen: too much water and storms(21:11:06) Fang: well not now silly

(21:11:07) Eileen: okay there are those in Japan, too(21:11:12) Aubergine: no Fang seen one rice paddy you've seen those countries(21:11:13) Eileen: NO!(21:11:13) Kinkyclawz: Be careful if you're backpacking.(21:11:24) Eileen: BOW!(21:11:26) Eileen: lol(21:11:29) Eileen: NOW(21:11:36) Fang: the start of next year, hopefully things will be drier then(21:11:40) Eileen: no backpacking(21:11:43) Kinkyclawz: *bows*(21:11:45) Eileen: we have more style(21:11:49) Fang: but I haven't any vacinatiuons! my skin might fall off

(21:11:52) Eileen: not you, KC(21:12:07) Aubergine: lol(21:12:07) Fang: importance scale: lack of funds> style(21:12:12) Kinkyclawz: Oh. *stops bowing*(21:12:21) Eileen: Fang!(21:12:27) Eileen: I have a few funds(21:12:50) Aubergine: who needs money. it's a vacation(21:12:50) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, skin falling off is not good. Make sure you ahve your jabs, Fang.(21:13:06) Kinkyclawz: Wait. Doesn't the Tardis innoculate you?(21:13:10) Fang: no it's fine Eileen, I'll go on my own, don't worry, just thinkof that when I meet a nice Aussie girl who still has her skin on the righy way(21:13:13) Aubergine: what's malaria amongst friends

(21:13:22) Eileen: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(21:13:27) Eileen: you will not go by yourself(21:13:29) Kinkyclawz: money? might be needed for hotels and things.(21:13:32) Kinkyclawz: and food.(21:13:40) Fang: ahh damn obstacles(21:13:42) Eileen: *sobs*(21:13:52) Eileen: *sits in corner and ignores Fang*(21:13:56) Aubergine: non sense the Doctor never has money(21:14:05) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, Eileen! *hugz* He didn't mean it, right Fang?(21:14:07) Aubergine: use the psychic paper(21:14:19) Fang: nah I didn't mean it(21:14:25) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, thats all the currency you need? Clever!(21:14:27) Fang: she'll be Sweedish(21:14:43) Eileen: *sobs*(21:14:44) Aubergine: you'll be finnished(21:15:05) Kinkyclawz: *can't think of a good addition to the puns*(21:15:26) Fang: aw sorry Eileen(21:15:33) Fang: after you finally sent me a PM as well(21:15:43) Aubergine: so it's back to Japan(21:16:11) Kinkyclawz: Just avoid the radiation areas and you should be fine.(21:16:18) Kinkyclawz:

Vampire's Nightmare

I recall sweet Apollo's rays,

On long and carefree, happy days.But nothing in this world of night,Gives my heart so great a fright,

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As seeing sunlight once again.To see the light means make amends.So much, this life, is spent in dark,That darkness, it has killed my heart.

(21:16:20) Aubergine: Don't they have a lovely little island isolated(21:16:20) Fang: I had my flu jab Friday, it hurt, my arm is still sore, god kno

ws what it'll be like with loads of vacinations(21:16:27) Aubergine: what's it called.(21:16:34) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, they might at that.(21:16:56) Kinkyclawz: *googles for the romantic little Japanese island for Fanganf Eileen to holiday on*(21:17:10) Fang: *sniff* nobody wants to read my poetry analysis (can't blame them though)(21:17:58) Kinkyclawz: *jaw drops* Blimey Japan is apparently made up of 6,852 islands... which one were you thinking of Genie? LOL(21:18:10) Aubergine: only hurts where they stick you(21:18:15) Fang: hmmm that may be tough to narrow down(21:18:17) Kinkyclawz: I did say yes please Fang, but my reply must've got lost

in the crush.(21:18:32) Fang: it hurts now Genie! more than 48 hours later, and that's just flu!(21:18:35) Kinkyclawz: I've heard that before, Genie.(21:18:46) Aubergine: the small romantic one I think it has a volcano on it(21:19:00) Kinkyclawz: If you hadnt upset Eileen, she might've kissed it betterfor you.(21:19:21) Fang: hmm reading it maybe I won't post it(21:19:41) Kinkyclawz: The Bonin Islands, Genie?(21:19:41) Fang: plus it's over 1000 words long(21:19:42) Aubergine: oh come on don't be shy(21:19:45) Kinkyclawz: theyre volcanic apparently.(21:20:00) Kinkyclawz: Crikey. How about by PM Fang?

(21:20:10) Kinkyclawz: if you;re shy of it I mean.(21:20:17) Kinkyclawz: Psst, Eileen, you ok?(21:20:21) Kinkyclawz: *hugz again*(21:20:50) Aubergine: all of them?(21:21:22) Kinkyclawz: Not sure, it says they're volcanic islands... maybe someare made of volcanic material?(21:21:37) Eileen: *sobs*(21:21:48) Eileen: never said we had to stay in Japan the whole time(21:21:56) Kinkyclawz: Aww.(21:22:20) Fang: I'm sorry EIleen(21:22:21) Kinkyclawz: maybe visit every one fo those islads?(21:22:23) Aubergine: Of course not a little country hopping is romantic(21:22:24) Kinkyclawz: islands also(21:22:41) Aubergine: Okinawa? Maybe?(21:23:00) Kinkyclawz: Is that the romantic one you mentioned?(21:23:23) Aubergine: Japan, then maybe Taiwan, Laos(21:23:33) Aubergine: Beats me, KC(21:23:34) Kinkyclawz: What about a lovely trip to Hawaii and Jamaica etc?(21:23:42) Fang: did you ever play Persona 3 Eileen, it's set in modern Japan and they went to an Island on a shcool trip(21:23:54) Fang: shh KC, the other countries I said are much cheaper(21:23:58) Eileen: no i didnt(21:24:04) Kinkyclawz: LOL I'm no good at geography so mentioning a romantic island is better thanI managed.(21:24:17) Kinkyclawz: Oh.. I see. Sorry.

(21:24:19) Fang: you should, you'd like it(21:24:30) Fang: it's very Japanese(21:24:38) Aubergine: I hear Siberia is nice this time of year

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(21:24:45) Eileen: i have other games only japanese lol(21:25:05) Kinkyclawz: they're very chilled out there in siberia. LOL(21:25:10) Eileen: not the language(21:25:22) Eileen: we can go wherever(21:25:27) Eileen: just Japan first(21:25:29) Aubergine: don't they have an ice hotel somewhere?(21:25:30) Kinkyclawz: You speak some Japanese though, right Eileen?

(21:25:39) Eileen: yeah(21:25:52) Fang: and there's an ice festival in China(21:25:55) Kinkyclawz: That's... Iceland? Somewhere you can see the Northern Lights, I hear.(21:26:01) Fang: and America gave the world Vanilla Ice(21:26:13) Kinkyclawz: hmm..(21:26:28) Aubergine: sorry about that. I apologize for America(21:26:45) Kinkyclawz: Will you crazy kids be seeing the Northern Lights?(21:26:55) Kinkyclawz: LOL(21:27:01) Aubergine: they really beautiful(21:27:07) Fang: dog from Persona 3(21:27:11) Fang:

(21:27:13) Fang: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lartb1rN181qd6x5to1_400.jpg(21:27:23) Fang: he's saying "Sorry Eilleen"

(21:27:27) Fang: with his eyes(21:27:30) Aubergine: ow is he hurt(21:27:31) Kinkyclawz: You've seen them?! Awesome! I've seen videos and tv showsbut not in real life.(21:27:35) Fang: and he's white, like white fang(21:27:39) Eileen: cute(21:28:08) Kinkyclawz: Awww, poor hound!(21:28:13) Aubergine: is he wearing a vest?(21:28:33) Kinkyclawz: Thanks goodness its not a string vest.(21:28:38) Aubergine: must be plenty cold the poor mite.(21:29:00) Kinkyclawz: Aww, will you forgive Fang, Eileen?

(21:29:32) Eileen:(21:29:35) Eileen: http://www.local-iceland-tours.com/MicroDNN/Portals/IcelandTours/nort.jpg(21:29:50) Eileen: maybe(21:29:54) Kinkyclawz: Beautiful!!!(21:30:10) Kinkyclawz: Ohh, more grovelling needed methinks Fang.(21:30:15) Aubergine: when I saw it? it had more color(21:30:21) Kinkyclawz: more cute but injured dogs?(21:31:05) Eileen: http://www.epicenterpress.com/images/vanzyle/NorthernLights.gif(21:31:12) Eileen:(21:31:26) Kinkyclawz: Genie: Aww, I bet is changes so quickly too eh? Were tehre pinks and yellows and those kinds of colours?(21:31:27) Fang: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA(21:31:44) Fang: where did you see it Genie, I think I'm missing a line(21:31:45) Aubergine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXCUBVS4kfQ(21:32:26) Kinkyclawz: Aww, what a way to wake up. Poor fella.(21:32:47) Eileen: no not dogs(21:32:51) Eileen: poor boy(21:33:05) Eileen: cannot watch the other video(21:33:41) Kinkyclawz: Oh, the Bambi meets Godzilla? *watches, wondering how badit is*(21:33:47) Fang: aww poor Bambi(21:34:14) Eileen: yeah the bambi one(21:34:30) Aubergine: can't remember where I was when I saw it. lots of oinks, p

urples, blue moving quickly(21:34:36) Fang: not dogs, but I was going for the big gun from a high quality news publication http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3831704/Hair-do-makes-Bo

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o-cutest-dog-on-the-planet.html(21:35:33) Eileen: oh my, too much hair(21:35:44) Aubergine: you know for years Godzilla lived in Tokyo. Then he went on a road trip and bad things happen.(21:35:45) Eileen: looks like a teddy bear(21:36:13) Kinkyclawz: Ohhh, sounds delightful Genie! Where did you say you sawit?

(21:36:14) Fang: you don't like Teddy bears?(21:36:46) Kinkyclawz: LMAO! I saw that in the paper.(21:36:58) Aubergine: oh isn't Boo cute. I might friend him.(21:37:12) Fang: shee that's the normal reaction Eileen(21:38:04) Eileen: i love teddy bears(21:38:10) Kinkyclawz: I think it just looks like a lot fo hair because the restof him is shaved/short cut.(21:38:22) Aubergine: I might have been in Montreal.(21:38:23) Eileen: my cute reactions are just toned down atm(21:38:30) Kinkyclawz: Makes his head look bigger 'n' more Teddy like(21:38:31) Fang: OK what about dogs scared of soft toys in monkey form http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIevaPNDx3c

(21:38:47) Fang: oh Canada!(21:38:54) Eileen: yeah i know KC(21:39:02) Kinkyclawz: I suspect Canada is a good place to see them. I was expecting you to say the sky or something. LOL(21:39:03) Fang: *sings Canadian national anthem*(21:40:00) Kinkyclawz: LOL How Patriotic. Is Canada on your list of laces to visit?(21:40:04) Kinkyclawz: places also(21:40:37) Aubergine: it's a nice place to visit. I've done it a few times(21:41:12) Fang: I'm not allowed to visit places that aren't Japan so no(21:41:26) Aubergine: Niagara, Montreal, Edmonton(21:41:43) Eileen: never said that(21:41:47) Kinkyclawz: Toronto?

(21:41:47) Aubergine: I was young but I think we went to Quebec(21:42:06) Aubergine: not Toronto not yet anyway.(21:42:12) Aubergine: it's on my list(21:42:23) Eileen: *lets Fang go wherever he wants and goes to Japan alone looking for a nice Japanese lad with a lot of money*(21:42:27) Kinkyclawz: No, Eileen did say she wanted Japan frst then other places, so you could visit Cananananada if you wanted to.(21:42:29) Fang: don't mention French speaking places, that's what set me and EIleen off in the first place(21:42:42) Kinkyclawz: Aww, hope you can go soon.(21:42:59) Kinkyclawz: Ohhh...(21:43:14) Fang: :((21:43:19) Fang: :( :( :((21:43:22) Fang: :( :( :( :( :((21:43:33) Aubergine: Well Quebec would be preferable to Paris in my opinion(21:43:41) Eileen:(21:43:42) Kinkyclawz: *whispers to Fang* Follow her, wooo her all over again*(21:43:47) Aubergine: you can still speak French is you wnat(21:43:52) Aubergine: or want(21:44:07) Fang:

(21:44:08) Kinkyclawz: I've never left the UK so I've no comparison for travel really.(21:44:24) Kinkyclawz: But you can also speak English in Quebec?(21:44:33) Fang: no point KC she's running off with the yakuza

(21:44:44) Fang: they have lots of money(21:44:56) Eileen: and tattoos(21:45:07) Aubergine: Yes Quebec is a dual language country. They prefer French

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(21:45:15) Kinkyclawz: But they're gangsters too so might also ahve a short lifespan. Eileen! Come back, they're dangerous!(21:45:35) Aubergine: Apparently the English never conquered Quebec from the French.(21:45:48) Kinkyclawz: LOL and Tattoos... thats a decent selling point actually.(21:46:14) Aubergine: Well the more body art the higher up in the Yakuza they are

(21:46:32) Aubergine: so why not bag a boss(21:46:47) Eileen: i will(21:46:51) Kinkyclawz: Ah, we never got that far? I see why they would prefer French to English if they were never truly made to speak English.(21:47:00) Fang: most are also missing their little fingers, and they like karoke, I bet they don't sing Uptown girl as well as me, they probaly use the right words and everything(21:47:15) Fang: yes you Will, Eileen Will(21:47:27) Fang: I Fang(21:47:32) Kinkyclawz: You have your own special lyrics and we love em, Fang.(21:47:33) Eileen: *ignores Fang and books a flight*(21:47:45) Aubergine: oh dear

(21:48:18) Kinkyclawz: I think... that domestic happened despite our attempts tothwart it Genie.(21:48:56) Aubergine: yes well I'm sure all will be well next week(21:49:08) Kinkyclawz: Follow her Fang, Yakuza-fangirl or not, faint hearts never won fair ladies.(21:49:27) Kinkyclawz: Thinks tend to settle into their own groove, don't they?(21:49:39) Kinkyclawz: Things also do.(21:50:12) Kinkyclawz: Maybe take a Tardis ride to future-Japan? Something thoseYakuza boys couldn't do?(21:50:18) Fang: well done for remembering to use the plural of hearts(21:50:48) Kinkyclawz: hehe Yeah, funny how I, uh, remembered, that.(21:51:11) Fang: I could go back in time and stop the yakuza from forming, but then the vacumn may cause even more dangerous gangsters and Eileen will be in wor

st trouble(21:51:27) Eileen: *starts to cry on the plane as she remembers all the good times she had with Fang*(21:51:31) Kinkyclawz: And surrounded by lads with even ore tattoos?(21:51:34) Kinkyclawz: more tattoos?(21:51:49) Aubergine: wow she must be a travel agent(21:51:50) Kinkyclawz: AWWW, go get her Fang, she's missing you, I'm sure.(21:52:01) Aubergine: how did she get a flight so quickly(21:52:15) Fang: but she's all the way in the sky, WIllie didn't even chuck herout between places(21:52:18) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, or maybe knowing Willie's family opens doors?(21:52:23) Fang: damn efficent German travel companies(21:52:55) Aubergine: do they have direct flights to Japan from Germany(21:53:05) Kinkyclawz: Can you do one of tose mid-air boardings like in Executive Decision, only without doing the Steven Segal bit?(21:53:27) Kinkyclawz: In here, anything is possible, Genie. Heehee. anything.(21:53:28) Fang: I was going to recommednd a Japanese shop in London for her tovisit when she goes to the SPN convention, she's not going to care after going to actual Japan with loads of Japanese shops(21:54:12) Fang: I could but I'd have to pay to check the Tardis into the hold and that costs a lot of money(21:54:21) Fang: plus there's not usually room for it(21:54:34) Fang: Ryanair charge extra for my screwdriver too(21:54:36) Kinkyclawz: Flash em that memory paper stuff? What's it called again?(21:55:03) Kinkyclawz: Tsk, its all about the money.

(21:55:07) Fang: you're not allowed to use it on planes, it's like mobile phones(21:55:10) Kinkyclawz: for them, I mean, not you,(21:55:33) Kinkyclawz: Hmm, i guess tey ahve a point, but your screwdriver could

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STOP it falling out of the sky.(21:55:35) Fang: in the future they take all the toilets and seats out too(21:55:45) Kinkyclawz: Just in case?(21:55:54) Kinkyclawz: You stand for the whole trip?(21:56:04) Fang: you pay extra for a cushion or bottle to go in, first class geta stool and a bucket(21:56:25) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, swanky!

(21:56:29) Fang: there is some sitting room (on the floor) but that costs extra(21:56:35) Aubergine: (21:56:42) Eileen: *lands in Japan and looks for the next phone*(21:56:44) Fang: why do yuou think I travel by tardis(21:56:44) Kinkyclawz: Is tat Japanese?(21:57:03) Aubergine: Japanese for restroom(21:57:04) Fang: yeah the shop I was going to mention sells Japanses tat(21:57:11) Fang: I don't have the language pack(21:57:13) Kinkyclawz: Wow, that was a quick flight too. *hopes for a phonecallfrom Eileen to the chatroom*(21:57:22) Fang: is concorde back?(21:57:35) Eileen: *tries to remember the number*

(21:57:46) Aubergine:

(21:57:49) Kinkyclawz: It must be, Fang.Ohhh, mens or ladies Genie?(21:57:50) Aubergine: shopping(21:58:23) Kinkyclawz: *whispers the number and since she's still partly in herTwisters' heads, hopes it crosses the oceans to Eieen*(21:58:32) Kinkyclawz: *Eileen also might want the number*(21:58:50) Eileen: *suddenly remembers the number*(21:58:51) Fang: Eieen is going to be well confused(21:59:20) Kinkyclawz: Shopping. The word looks so pretty, makes you want to goand buy stuff(21:59:24) Eileen: *sobs some more and confuses the numbers*(21:59:25) Fang: I'm going to have to go soon without EIleen's forgiveness, I'll

be moping all week(21:59:28) Aubergine: ----- restaurant(21:59:36) Kinkyclawz: The word looks pretty in japanese I hasten to add.(21:59:49) Eileen: resutorande(21:59:50) Fang: Eileen probably looks pretty in Japan(22:00:04) Fang: I bet she'll get a kimono and everyhing(22:00:06) Aubergine: you could catch up to her and find out(22:00:10) Eileen: *finally manages to dial the number and waits*(22:00:24) Kinkyclawz: I bet she does. A blue silk kimono on, maybe?(22:00:36) Kinkyclawz: Ooh, still in your hear Genie!(22:00:42) Aubergine: --- Kimono(22:00:48) Fang: the closest I'll get it my pet Komodo dragon(22:00:51) Kinkyclawz: in your head also. Damn typos! LOL(22:01:00) Eileen: *waits*(22:01:11) Kinkyclawz: KAWAII!! I love Kinodo Dragons!(22:01:21) Aubergine: is that a phone?(22:01:21) Fang: yeah the same shade as blue as her text(22:01:32) Kinkyclawz: Can someone hear a faint ringing sound or is it my tinnitus acting up again>(22:01:33) Fang: I don't think the chat room has a phone Genie(22:01:39) Eileen: *waits and is about to hang up*(22:01:48) Fang: then again I didn't think it had vampire snakes and treasure walls until last week(22:01:57) Kinkyclawz: Its in the neverending cupboard.(22:02:00) Aubergine: I hear ringing

(22:02:01) Fang: oh wait(22:02:09) Fang: *picks up 1920s phone*(22:02:14) Aubergine: or a library

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(22:02:16) Kinkyclawz: Or is it in the library?(22:02:17) Eileen: *waits one more sec*(22:02:23) Fang: *holds receiver to one ear and hold the base*(22:02:26) Fang: Hello?(22:02:34) Eileen: Hello Fang?(22:02:44) Kinkyclawz: *whispers* That was spooky Genie! LOL(22:02:54) Eileen: *sobs some more and wipes tears*

(22:02:55) Fang: the line is all cackly(22:03:00) Aubergine: lol(22:03:05) Eileen: Hello?(22:03:08) Fang: I can't make out the voice or what tehy're saying(22:03:15) Fang: probably a salesman(22:03:22) Aubergine: don't hang up(22:03:23) Eileen: Helloooooooo?(22:03:24) Fang: should I just hang up?(22:03:32) Fang: oh obvuously not(22:03:41) Kinkyclawz: *presses a distinctly Non-Twenties button on the phone toclear it up digitally*(22:03:44) Kinkyclawz: How's that?

(22:03:47) Fang: why not Genie, are you expecting(22:03:50) Fang: anybody?(22:03:54) Eileen: Hello!(22:04:07) Aubergine: It might be Eileen(22:04:09) Fang: ahh, it sounds like a railywayststion or airport or something(22:04:11) Aubergine: keep talking(22:04:20) Eileen: Hello Fang?(22:04:20) Kinkyclawz: YEah, say anything.(22:04:24) Fang: thanks for the directions Genie, phones are tricky(22:04:33) Fang: Hello, this is Fang how do you know my name?(22:04:36) Kinkyclawz: LMAO(22:04:42) Fang: how do you have this number?(22:04:43) Eileen: It's me!

(22:04:50) Aubergine: oh dear(22:04:50) Fang: I didn't even know I had it?(22:04:55) Eileen: Me!(22:05:05) Fang: me? but I'm me?...(22:05:06) Eileen: The number popped into my head!(22:05:08) Fang: oh wait(22:05:11) Fang: Eileen?(22:05:15) Fang: is it really you?(22:05:21) Eileen: *talks louder because of the noise*(22:05:25) Eileen: Yes Fang!(22:05:37) Kinkyclawz: *sidles over to Eileen to watch things unfold by phone*(22:05:40) Fang: Eileen! hows Japan(22:05:53) Eileen: It's really loud!(22:05:59) Fang: look I'm sorry, but I understand you're mad, so have a nice life with your yakuza buddy(22:06:13) Aubergine: wrong answer fang(22:06:14) Eileen: It's too loud for me!(22:06:16) Fang: I'll always remember you though(22:06:17) Eileen: What did you say?(22:06:23) Fang: and we'll always have the chat room(22:06:33) Eileen: What?(22:06:38) Eileen: I can't hear you!(22:06:39) Fang: damn it! What am I ment to say Genie?(22:06:43) Kinkyclawz: *throws a peanut at Fang's head and points to Genie who is giving good advice*

(22:06:50) Aubergine: that's no way to win back you Twirlfriend(22:07:02) Kinkyclawz: Tell her you miss her?(22:07:10) Fang: er Eileen do you want to come back here with me and my Willie?

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(22:07:12) Aubergine: fight for the woman(22:07:15) Eileen: Fang? Are you there?(22:07:15) Kinkyclawz: ! not ?(22:07:40) Eileen: Willie? What did he do now?(22:07:44) Kinkyclawz: And shout, it might be a bad line at her end.(22:07:46) Aubergine: become a dragon slayer(22:07:53) Fang: I miss you, even though you haevn't been gone long

(22:08:07) Eileen: What is missing?(22:08:12) Fang: *shouts* without you I'm having all sorts of WIllie problems!!!(22:08:13) Eileen: You miss Willie?(22:08:24) Fang: and my dragon isn't breating fire!(22:08:44) Eileen: You're missing your dragon?(22:08:48) Fang: I MISS YOU!(22:09:07) Eileen: *tries to get rid of all the men wanting to take a photo witha tall german woman*(22:09:11) Aubergine * touches forehead and watches the train wreck*(22:09:13) Fang: I MISS YOU MISS EILEEN!(22:09:14) Eileen: the men here are weird, Fang!(22:09:40) Fang: good weird like me or bad weird like backwards Bob?

(22:09:40) Kinkyclawz: *raises an eyebrow, mean are weird everywhere!*(22:09:55) Eileen: *turns away from the phone* No, arigatoo! no shashin now(22:10:04) Eileen: no photo, you understand?(22:10:13) Eileen: wakarimasu ka?(22:10:14) Fang: did you say you're with a tall German Women and men are takingphotos of you?(22:10:36) Fang: if you want to travel with a tall German women they shouldn't judge(22:10:36) Kinkyclawz: *men, rather. And many women too*(22:10:45) Eileen: *turns back to phone*(22:10:51) Eileen: Fang, save me!(22:11:05) Aubergine: be the hero fang(22:11:06) Eileen: I'm alone and they won't stop bothering me!

(22:11:06) Fang: *gets in Tardis, too JAPAN!(22:11:07) Kinkyclawz: *makes "go on!" hand gestures*(22:11:09) Aubergine: save the damsel(22:11:17) Fang: *tardis noise*(22:11:27) Fang: Hi Eileen, hop in and strap on!(22:11:28) Kinkyclawz: From White Fang to Knight Fang!(22:11:32) Fang: I mean strap in!(22:11:42) Eileen: *sighs* finally! *hops in*(22:11:48) Fang: (although I have been naught so maybe I was right hte first time)(22:11:59) Aubergine *sighing heavily*(22:12:01) Fang: we'll go to the chat room sexy(22:12:09) Fang: *tardis noise*(22:12:15) Eileen: thank you for saving me, Fang!(22:12:21) Eileen: *falls into his arms*(22:12:25) Fang: I'm back, I bought sushi for KC, Ramen for Genie and Eileen!(22:12:34) Fang: (thanks for the help Genie)(22:12:42) Kinkyclawz: *is grinning like the weirdo she is* Aww, thta was like afairy tale!(22:12:54) Kinkyclawz: Awesome! Cheers Fang!(22:12:54) Fang: that's OK EIleen anything for you, *Feels skin, yep it's fine*(22:13:03) Aubergine: are things back to normal(22:13:11) Aubergine: well chat room normal I mean(22:13:20) Eileen: *hugs Fang and doesn't let go* I missed you!(22:13:21) Kinkyclawz: Heh, we thought they might be.

(22:13:35) Fang: I don't know, are we at are baseline of normalitly Eileen, am Iforgiven?(22:13:50) Eileen: we are and you are!

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(22:13:54) Kinkyclawz: *hugs Genie* Good Job, Vice of Reason!(22:13:56) Eileen: now I'm poor, too(22:14:00) Aubergine: fang the chat room hero(22:14:05) Eileen: that was the last of my money for the flight(22:14:13) Aubergine: Yeah(22:14:21) Aubergine: everyone is happy!!!!!(22:14:21) Kinkyclawz: He is. Have we a special medal for him and his lady somew

here?(22:14:26) Fang: oh no, sorry Eileen, I blame Ryanair, at least you had a seat and a toilet on the plane(22:14:36) Fang: a chocolate one KC/(22:14:37) Eileen: i didnt(22:14:45) Fang: oh(22:14:48) Eileen: they said i had to stand(22:14:57) Eileen: but they had a toilet(22:15:05) Fang: well my work here is done, I better go before I cause any moretrouble(22:15:19) Eileen: so i sat on the toilet the whole time(22:15:20) Aubergine: oh those last minute booking are terrible

(22:15:24) Fang: i'm sorry I tried to save you on the flight but Ryanair wouldn't allow it(22:15:38) Eileen: how mean(22:15:50) Fang: aww I'm sorry, if I was there you could have sat on your lap(22:15:50) Kinkyclawz: *searches the neverending cupboard for chocolate medals and finds three. Pins one to Fang's shirt, one to Eileen's pretty blue kimono andone to Genie's, erm, housecoat?(22:15:56) Fang: or my lap even(22:16:14) Fang: you couldn't sit on your own lap unless you had something worsethan the skin issue(22:16:20) Aubergine: thanks but I don't deserve one.(22:16:24) Eileen: and where would you have sat?(22:16:29) Fang: aww thanks KC< it's like the end of star wars

(22:16:38) Kinkyclawz: You sat on the toilet for the whole flight? WEll, you were in the right place if there was turbulence, right?(22:16:47) Fang: I'd have made do with the hard floor and a numb bum for you Eileen(22:16:51) Eileen: *hands KC a jelly belly medal*(22:16:52) Kinkyclawz: Yep, you do Genie. Enjoy!(22:17:08) Eileen: awwwww(22:17:09) Kinkyclawz: Aww, whats this for Eileen! And thankyou!(22:17:20) Kinkyclawz: Isn't he swet!!(22:17:23) Kinkyclawz: sweet also!(22:17:23) Fang: (you'd still have had to go to the toilet if you needed to go though)(22:17:25) Eileen: for whispering the number that saved us(22:17:43) Fang: you deserve a medal Genie(22:17:45) Eileen: he is! and of course i would have(22:17:47) Kinkyclawz: (ohh, gotcha! So we all helps each other, like friends should!)(22:17:58) Fang: man we need JD to stop things like this happeneing(22:18:00) Aubergine: KC deserves a medal too(22:18:06) Eileen: you do, Genie, for speaking woman'ish(22:18:13) Fang: goodnight all(22:18:15) Kinkyclawz: Eileen gave me a jellybean one.(22:18:21) Aubergine: like Twamily should(22:18:27) Fang: Eileen gave me one too(22:18:37) Eileen: i did?

(22:18:41) Kinkyclawz: Aww, goodnight Hero Fang! Are you going with him, dar Damsel Eileen?(22:18:43) Aubergine: good night fang

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(22:18:52) Kinkyclawz: dear not dar. lol(22:18:53) Eileen: I will(22:18:57) Aubergine: thanks for bring our Twister back safe(22:19:09) Fang: yes you will, we established that you are Will(22:19:14) Aubergine: oh who stole my ing(22:19:36) Kinkyclawz: Aww, goodnight then Hero Fang & Damsel Eileen. I'm goingto have to go too Guiding Genie, work tomorn.

(22:19:41) Fang: probably an imp that needed to do some imping *Looks at KC*(22:19:43) Eileen: *chews on the ing and smiles innocently*(22:20:00) Aubergine: lol(22:20:08) Aubergine: good night to all(22:20:13) Eileen: good niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!(22:20:13) Kinkyclawz: *looks innocent and covers for her Twister who is chomping and ing*(22:20:28) Aubergine: time sure flies when you're having fun(22:20:30) Kinkyclawz: Goodnight all and sweet dreams all 'round!! *hugz all*(22:20:33) Fang: *watches Eileen eating, it's strangely hypnotic*(22:20:45) Fang: GOodnioght again(22:20:49) Fang: *tardis noise*

(22:20:51) Eileen: Suesse Traeume!(22:20:53) Fang: EIleen you know what to do(22:21:01) Eileen: I do?(22:21:05) Eileen: *straps in*(22:21:31) Eileen: Uh* straps out and closes the door*(22:21:32) Kinkyclawz: Have a lovely afternoon Genie!(22:21:33) Aubergine: (22:21:37) Eileen: *straps in again*(22:21:38) Kinkyclawz: And you're right, time flies!(22:21:46) Eileen: Oyasumi nasai!!!(22:21:49) Fang: well done, much nicer than KC's suggestion(22:21:49) Aubergine: buh bye-(22:21:56) Kinkyclawz: is hat Sayounara?

(22:22:02) Fang: sayonara(22:22:12) Eileen: Sayounara!(22:22:29) Aubergine: sayounara(22:22:32) Eileen: Good night!(22:22:43) Aubergine: Ciao(22:22:52) Eileen: *tardis noise*(22:22:53) Aubergine: Buono notte(22:23:00) Fang: sayonara Eileen-Chan(22:23:08) Kinkyclawz: Hehe, you're showing off now, right? LOL(22:23:16) Eileen: Sayounara, Fang-kun!(22:23:54) Fang: (that game Persona had some educational benefits KC)(22:23:58) Kinkyclawz: "We're leaving together, but still we stand tall"(22:24:11) Fang: *tardis Noise* bye(22:24:15) Kinkyclawz: (It sounds like it did Fang, good on ya!)(22:24:18) Eileen: bye(22:24:24) Willie: Fang logs out of the Chat.(22:24:42) Aubergine: waving to all(22:24:45) Aubergine: byeeeeeeeeee(22:24:52) Willie: Aubergine logs out of the Chat.(22:25:28) Kinkyclawz: *waves as Fang, Genie and Eileen disappear* Thanks for tonight folks! Its been fun!(22:26:02) Kinkyclawz: G'niiiight!