champagne confines (vampin)
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Mimosas
Chapter 1
Every morning, they woke to Romanian radio.Through the intercom it blasted the news which
let them know it was time to get up, make their
beds, brush their teeth and go to breakfast. You
didnt want to mess up the morning routine,
either, because youd be confined in your roomfor the rest of the day. For the first time in her
life, she didnt want solitude.
She got out of bed and put on her jeans
and tee shirt. A quick brush through her hair
and she went out to breakfast.The fluorescent lights flickered as she
walked down the bright hall.
Good morning, said Mikaela the prison
guard.
In the caf, most of her jail mates were
already sat down to coffee and eggs. Only this
morning, everyone had light orange substances
in up plastic glasses.
Hi, Starr, said her new friend, Jana only it was pronounced hana. Mimosas today!
She raised her plastic champagne glass and
shook it lightly.
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Starr smiled and said, Sweet!
She walked up to the buffet and got a
tray. Lately, shed been craving ice cream likecrazy. Every morning, alongside her omelet, she
had a bowl of the chocolate frosty. Something
about the way the cold touched her tongue,
followed by hot coffee made it taste even
better.
If youre not careful, youll turn into ice
cream, said Jana.
So be it!
She took a large spoonful down.
You know, said Janas friend, Morenia.
You are very strange. I mean, this isnt
hardcore jail, but even we arent entirely happy
to be here.
Well, lets just say that Ive been longoverdue for a vacation.
She took a long swig of her coffee and
started on her eggs.
You never told us what you did, Jana
said.
Starr froze with her fork midair. Then she
took the bite and said, Im surprised you dont
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already know. And since you dont, Id rather
not say. Besides, you two havent been quick to
tell me what youve done, either. In fact, it
seems like no one wants to speak of whytheyre here.
Some of us have reputations to protect,
Morenia replied.
Oh, you assumed I dont?Well, no, but youre obviously enjoying
yourself a little too much, I might add.
After breakfast, Starr, Jana and Moreniawent outside and played a few games of tennis.
Starr, occasionally, pretended to miss a hit,
though she never let them win.
You cant be beat said Morenia. You
must come and play with me and my family atour country club. Youll be admired.
Id love that, Starr said and smiled.
Smiling was something shed done a lot of
these days. Reading, movies, champagne and
good company was her life the last few weeks.
The only thought that brought her down was
that it would end soon, and she didnt know
what was next in her life.
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You will come, both of you, and then Ill
show you a real vacation!
After a few more rounds, Jana andMorenia went to Mass off site while Starr was
called to the visitors lounge.
Marla and Shane sat at a table looking
curious.
So how are things in here? asked Marlawith a smirk.
Good.
The construction crew arrived today.
Theyre sifting through the rubble and trying touse as much of it as they can.
Okay, great.
We wanted to check up on you before we
leave for Thailand. Are you eating well?
Drinking well? asked Shane.
Yeah, Im managing; its fine. Hows
Council business?
Everyones freaking out, but its only
natural. Theyll get over it soon. Then shepulled out a tablet and said, I have some
things I want to go over with you. The Monterey
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Property: Since youre no longer working for the
Council, you have to find other ways to fund it.
Monterey was an old restored Victorianhome in California. Reportedly, it was haunted
and people regularly came to visit. It was a
financial loss but it was a tourist attraction.
Yeah, Ive been thinking about my
situation, and theres no other way. I dontknow what my future holds, and I have no idea
where my next paycheck is coming from. So Im
gonna start selling off homes and castles.
Ill get Marxus on it.
No, Ive got someone in mind.
After wishing them a safe trip, Starr called
Parker. He was an Englishman shed met many
years ago. He was well connected. Starr had a
feeling hed move her properties and get her
good prices.
Wow, what a surprise! he said. So are
you calling me from jail?
Starr laughed and said, Yeah!
Is it bad?
No, actually, its what Americans call
white collar. Dont get me wrong, though; there
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are some downer parts to being even in this
kind of prison.
How can I help you?I quit the Council, and unfortunately, I
dont have enough income to cover
reconstruction of my fathers castle. However, I
have some properties to sell. But If I dont get
enough to cover the construction costs, and thecastle doesnt get finished, then the judge will
come after me again.
How much time have you got?
At first, I need to sell quickly, because I
need a few million euros to get started on whatthey called Phase I construction.
How many properties are we talking
about?
Thats the problem: Im not sure becauseevery few years, something pops up. It seems,
in Credenzas time, property was worth more
than money, so instead of growing bank
accounts, she accumulated mass amounts of
properties over the last two millenniums. Were
talking houses, land, and castles that are tooexpensive to maintain. Some of which are a
grain of sand away from tumbling and returning
to dust. Starr sighed and then continued.
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Now, heres the second problem: Minister
Gabor, of national culture and patrimony, has
been eyeing all of my known properties and has
served me several notices of impending takeover.
Right, he interrupted. Thats the law,
here: If you dont maintain your historical asset,
they can take them.
Yes and I need you to sell those
properties first.
Yeah, otherwise youll lose money, he
said. Anything else?
No, thats all, except I just want you tosell until theres enough to pay for my fathers
castle and so that I can start a new life. If you
should reach that point, then you can stop
selling. So basically, this could be a few years
worth of work.
Okay, can you send me some contracts?
Ill have my lawyer look them over.
Yeah, Ill have Shane send you
everything you need.
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Messing with Misses
Chapter 2
That evening, after everyone was locked intotheir rooms, Starr got out of bed and slipped
back into her clothes. Night was the best time
to feed because they only had one staff
member. Starr read her mind and knew she was
bribable.Nia was a struggling mother of four. No
husband and no family to help. She wasnt a
bad person, either. All she had to do was freeze
the camera for a few seconds twice per night. It
would look like a glitch in the system, and aslong as nothing went wrong, no one would
notice.
Nia knocked, lightly, on her door.
Starr opened up and slipped her one
thousand euros. Then she tip toed down the halland out to the tennis courts. From there, she
flew off into the sky and out to the forests
where she tracked a boar.
That area was dense with pigs, almost to
the point of nuisance. At night, they wereknown for destroying crops. The city was in a
bind because some wanted them poisoned
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while others were worried about ecological
ramifications.
Immediately, she sensed them andselected a particularly aggressive male.
Levitating, she chased him through the trees,
and it grunted ridiculously. Then she leapt onto
its back and broke its neck.
A few minutes later, the pig was dry. Butit was only 11 pm. Plus, what a waste it would
be to simply leave the carcass there. So she
gathered some wood and kindling and made
herself a bonfire, over which she gutted and
roasted the pig.
At 1 am, she laughed at herself. What in
the world was she going to do with all that
meat?
Ah ha, she said and smiled.
She gathered the bits, still on its spit andflew back to the prison.
Careful to avoid cameras, she snuck in
through the kitchen door. There she found
everything she needed to cut it up and package
it, which she, then, gave to Nia.
What is this? she whispered. The
emotions on her face looked torn between
fascination and worry that Starr had visitors.
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Its a gift! Dont worry about how I got it!
No one saw anything. If anything happens, Ill
take care of you. Good night!
She closed the door and climbed into bed.
The sun was just rising, but she had enough
time to catch at least one hour of sleep.
When she went out to breakfast later, itwas to find Jana looking morose. Starr tried to
read her mind, wondering what was wrong. All
she got was images of an older lady and a
young man hassling her.
As before, she dug into her ice cream.
You smell smoky, she said, like youve
been near a fire or something.
I dont smell anything, Starr lied.
That day was much the same as before,
except they spent the afternoon playing pool
and exercising in the gym.
Hey, Starr! said a woman name Ginny.
She was the prisons contraband expert.
Although the staff knew about her activities,
they pretended not to in exchange for freebies.
You want to buy some facial masks?
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Starr laughed.
Heck, yeah, I do! Jana butted in. What
do you got?Come to my room after lunch.
Then she walked to a couple more tables
and invited a few others to her room.
And come to her room, they did.
There were already half a dozen people
by the time they got there. Those who were her
top clients got the first pick and paid her the
most in credits. Credits were a monetary
system the prison used to reward or punish theinmates; they were in turn used to buy things
from the prison, like special soap or razors;
snacks or drinks. Credits could be bought with
cash, too. Starr, Jana, and Morenia had lots of
credits; hence she was always trying to sell
them things.
On Ginnys bed were hundreds of
individually wrapped mask sheets. They were
all different kinds, like red ginseng, aloe vera,
vitamin C, mushroom extract and etc.
Holy cow! said Morenia, who
immediately took to sifting through the many
packets.
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Jana was more interested in the few
dozen Lancome lipsticks and mascaras she had
lying on her bed.
Where are you gonna wear makeup?
What a waste! said fellow inmate, Mary.
Just because were in jail, it doesnt
mean we dont want to live like were in the
world, Molly, another inmate, replied.Starr, you gonna buy anything? asked
Ginny.
Just for the fun of it, she grabbed a few
masks. Sure, she didnt have to worry about
treating her skin, but she found the coolingsensation and aromas relaxing.
Sometime later, they sat in the common
area watching movies. Many of the women had
white sheets on their faces, were doing their
nails and playing with makeup.
Looks like Ginny did well, today, said
Morenia.
Starr turned and saw a long line of ladies
waiting at the office window in order to settleaccounts with Ginny. A few of the staff
members had been more than mollified over
her activities. They got free gift bags and last
picks for free.
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That night, lying in bed, Starr checked up
on Shane and Marla. Shane could hold her own
but it was Marlas first mission. Starr tried to
convince Marla that it would be too dangerous,but she seemed to be looking for adventure
lately. Shed become bored with accounting
work and wanted to find herself.
Starr closed her eyes and imagined she
was talking to Shane and Marla; that she couldsee them in a hotel room somewhere. And like
an astral projection, all of the sudden she felt
like she was there.
A vision came to mind. Marla stood in
front of her bathroom mirror, applying makeup.
Starr, are you here? she asked aloud.
Yep, just checking on you.
All is well. Were about to meet with
Anchali.
Glad to hear it. I have a few warnings: Be
careful of Anchali and her associates. They can
be tricky and manipulative. And since they
dont show their emotions, they can be
misleading, often saying one thing while feelingor meaning another. Theyre also very mentally
disciplined, so dont rely on everything you read
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from their minds. Many have been fooled
before.
Thanks for the advice. Well call if weneed you.
A few weeks passed in the same old
fashion. Life was a social gala, though only in
their small prison world. But the following week,
the upper levels residents who were allowedthe most privileges - were allowed out on the
town. When asked about the activity theyd like
to have on Friday night, they invariably agreed
on going out to dinner.
They were escorted to a fine restaurant ina van. It was quite an interesting sight,
especially as all the ladies wore their best, only
to arrive in what looked like a black maria.
Did you see the look on the valets face,
Jana said and laughed.
Yeah, were a bunch of classy ladies,
now! said Morenia.
Despite funny looks, they were seated at
decent tables. Some minutes later, a round of
free drinks were sent by a party of men in suits.The ladies laughed as they raised their glasses
to them in thanks.
If only they knew, said Ginny.
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Together, they ordered many Romanian
dishes, but Starr was always partial to the
simpler foods, like Galusta cu Prune and
sarmale; or rather, plum dumplings and stuffed,spiced cabbage rolls. She supposed it had
something to do with growing up on a simpler
diet and basic American foods.
When it became time to order dessert,
the men from across the room sent themchocolate clatite crepes. The ladies giggled as
the wait staff pushed chairs in between them,
so the men who sent drinks could squeeze in.
They were from the bank which was next door
to the restaurant. Starr sensed they were all
married, but like the stereotypes, were big flirts.
After dinner, the bankers escorted them
to their van. When they returned to prison, she
saw Nia was working that night. Starr was glad
because she needed to feed.
Things would have been easier if there
were rats in the jail, which there were, but the
warden made pest control a priority. The result
of her diligence was Starr having to lure mice
from outside which took too much time and
looked suspicious. Starr couldnt take small
drinks from people, as just the mixing of saliva
could turn someone.
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The only other alternative was to feed on
herself, and there was no way she was going to
do that. You might as well drink your own urine.
So that night Nia came to her room and
let her out again.
As before, she went on a hunt, but this
time found a fox. She drained it, pulled off its
fur and gutted it; then hung it on a spit. Itwasnt so bad tasting, either.
She tiptoed back to her room.