AFLS CUTEST PLAYERS

J immy Bartel:

T he latest rumour is that Jimmy Bartel is the most attractive player in the AFL. I think Jimmy is because of his face, body and hair. And my sister

even admits that he is HOT. He plays for Gee-long and has won a Brownlow medal in 2007. He is 28 year old.

AAAA ndrew Swallow: Andrew

is a young tanned and

attractive player. He is

very, very fit and would be in the top 5

Kangaroos players now. He even could

be a captain and even could win a

Brownlow in the future. He is 24 years

old.

C allan Ward: Is a also young gun and is also

good looking. He is a hard player in the pack. His teeth a nice. He has the latest hair style. He is going to have a big chance of being a captain in the future.

He’s HOT!!!!!

A dam Selwood: Adam is my 4th hottest player because he has beau-tiful hair, face and eyes. He is a

very good player. He has three other broth-ers that play AFL. He would be in the top 5

HHHH

’s an extra

ordi-

nary player

B rett Delidio: Brett is a superstar for Rich-mond. Brett is also

quite cute with his hair and smile. Brett is 24 years old and is defiantly in the top 5 Richmond players. He is my 5th hottest player.

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Exclusive interview KEELAN: Hi Paul and Matthew, thanks for joining me today. PAUL WILLIAMS: No problems mate. MATTHEW BOYD: No worries. KEELAN: What do you think about Rodney Eade getting the sack? PAUL: I think it’s good for some of the young guns to have a crack. KEELAN: Who do you think is going to be captain after you Matthew? MATTHEW: I think it could be Daniel Cross if he doesn’t retire before me. It also could be Ryan Griffin. KEELAN: Paul, if no one else wants to coach for the Dogs, will you coach them? PAUL: I think someone is going coach, but I guess if no one else wants to then I might think about it. KEELAN: Who do you think will take over barrys job Mathew? Mathew: It could be Liam Jones or Jarrod Grant. KEELAN: Paul do you want Mick Malthouse to coach the dogs? PAUL: It would be quite good. Mick is a great coach for the

dogs.

Breaking news Nick Riewoldt has finally admitted that he was a girl in yesterdays Herald sun. Nick said” My mum told me two days ago that I was actually born a girl. My eyes were leaking all day I didn’t get any sleep that night I didn’t end up going to train-ing the next day. My girlfriend ended up dumping me I don’t have any friends at the club now. Even Stevie Milne doesn’t want to know about me he uses to be my bff (best friends forever). It has impacted on my game. Next year I am going to play netball for the diamonds and buddy said he would join the girls and me. The Diamonds have welcomed me and buddy with open arms and have introduced us to some more players at the club. I signed a contract to play for three years and earning $ 3 million. Thank you for listening to channel 7 news.

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Make sure that the

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