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Bad black vs UmemeBad Black; Celebrity debtor, downtown crowd puller, court attendee, Newspaper headliner and

generally, a journalists dream

VS

Umeme; occasional electricity supplier, downtown riot causer, capricious loadshedder, press release

specialist, and the ORIGINAL Bad Black

Dont messJudging by the number of tough looking people who throng Bad Black in public, its probably wise not to

mess with her. This is due to the fact that they can crush you by the mere force of numbers.

Umeme, on the other hand, messes with everyone, Bad black included. Sometimes on TV, we can be

watching Dont Mess With An Angel, and Marichuy is about to be rescued by Anton Robles when all over

sudden, power goes. Dont Mess has been messed with! But Umeme will mess with an Angel, coz they

Bad like that.

CostumeBad black sometimes likes to make us think that a costume can be put on every day. Whether it is a

Halloween costume, back to school costume, or what-the hell- is-that costume, bad blacks got you

covered.

Umeme personnel on the other hand make a life-defining choice every day; whether or not they should

put on Umeme costumes. This is due to the fact that Umeme staff are now popular targets for the ever

itchy, Uganda stone-throwing fingers. Especially around Katwe, Umeme costumes are not

recommended, for health and safety reasons. Come to think of it, the Umeme uniform is kind of a

Halloween costume!

EconomyIt is rumoured that Bad black has a lot of money. This is good for the economy. Remember the rumours

you used to hear in school about the teachers who had fallen in love? They turned out to be true,didnt they? This gave rise to the saying, There is no smoke without fire. And we all nodded sagely.

Then the tabloids came. Now we know that there can be smoke without fire.

Uganda traders on the other hand were complaining that Umeme was spoiling their business with

power cuts, so they couldnt do business. This is bad for the economy they argued. I beg to differ.

Since they increased loadshedding, the Uganda Shillings been rising meteorically against the dollar. Its

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almost as if Umeme switches off power so that the Dollar cant see the Uganda Shilling coming for it. Go,

Umeme!

Prison Break vs 24

These were two of the most poular US series to ever hit our screens, albeit in pirated mode. However,while most of us can only imagine being in some of these scenarios, our celebrities are living the life. Bad

Black is currently see-sawing in and out of Prison like some nightmare rerun of Prison break. Since there

are lawyers involved, you could put forward an argument for Boston legal, but that wouldnt be Bad

Blacks style. Bad Black is Michelle Scofield.

Umeme, on the other hand made a press release about 24-hour loadshedding. Every day, Jack Bauer has

24 hours to restore the power to some section of this country, and he usually succeeds. Unless he gets

stuck in jam, and then Umeme extends 24 to 28. Right now, somewhere in an Umeme office, there is a

Jack Bauer.