why is prancer always wet? because he’s a “rain”-deer
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Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he’s a “RAIN”-Deer
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad
manners?
“RUDE”-olph
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?Anything you want because
he can’t hear you!
How do you get into Donner’s house?
You ring the “DEER”-bell!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in
“Snow Suits”
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?
Yeah, you know,
“Olive the other reindeer who,
used to laugh and call him names”?
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will “sleigh you!”
Where do you find reindeer?
It depends on where
you leave them
If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one?
a “RE- TAIL”
Shop(Retail Shop)
What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
It looks like Rain, Dear! (rein-deer)
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