where to poop outside? and other faq's about the colorado trail

WHERE TO POOP OUTSIDE?

AND OTHER F.A.Q.’S

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Are you a human?

Yes

No

Are you backpacking or camping?

YesNo

Dig a tiny gravesite for your poop: Dig a hole 6 inches down and put your poop in the bottom.

Please don’t poop outside if you can help it.

Are you a dog?

Are you a horse?

Are you a cow?

Poop anywhere; make sure your human collects and saves your poop in a plastic bag

Yes

No

YesYes

No

No

Cool. Just poop in the middle of the trail and leave it.

Are you a bear?

Yes

AWESOME

No

Are you a mountain lion?

YesCool. Anywhere is fine. Please don’t rip my face off.

NoAre you a snake?EEEWWWWWW Yes

Borrowed and adapted from the hilarious adventure blog, semi-rad.com

Are you a human?

Yes

No

Are you backpacking or camping?

YesNo

Dig a tiny gravesite for your poop: Dig a hole 6 inches down and put your poop in the bottom.

Please don’t poop outside if you can help it.

Are you a dog?

Are you a horse?

Are you a cow?

Poop anywhere; make sure your human collects and saves your poop in a plastic bag

Yes

No

YesYes

No

No

Cool. Just poop in the middle of the trail and leave it.

Are you a bear?

Yes

AWESOME

No

Are you a mountain lion?

YesCool. Anywhere is fine. Please don’t rip my face off.

NoAre you a snake?EEEWWWWWW Yes

Borrowed and adapted from the hilarious adventure blog, semi-rad.com

Are you a human?

Yes

No

Are you backpacking or camping?

YesNo

Dig a tiny gravesite for your poop: Dig a hole 6 inches down and put your poop in the bottom.

Please don’t poop outside if you can help it.

Are you a dog?

Are you a horse?

Are you a cow?

Poop anywhere; make sure your human collects and saves your poop in a plastic bag

Yes

No

YesYes

No

No

Cool. Just poop in the middle of the trail and leave it.

Are you a bear?

Yes

AWESOME

No

Are you a mountain lion?

YesCool. Anywhere is fine. Please don’t rip my face off.

NoAre you a snake?EEEWWWWWW Yes

Borrowed and adapted from the hilarious adventure blog, semi-rad.com

Are you a human?

Yes

No

Are you backpacking or camping?

YesNo

Dig a tiny gravesite for your poop: Dig a hole 6 inches down and put your poop in the bottom.

Please don’t poop outside if you can help it.

Are you a dog?

Are you a horse?

Are you a cow?

Poop anywhere; make sure your human collects and saves your poop in a plastic bag

Yes

No

YesYes

No

No

Cool. Just poop in the middle of the trail and leave it.

Are you a bear?

Yes

AWESOME

No

Are you a mountain lion?

YesCool. Anywhere is fine. Please don’t rip my face off.

NoAre you a snake?EEEWWWWWW Yes

Borrowed and adapted from the hilarious adventure blog, semi-rad.com

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