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Putinspiration: An Instagram Account that Makes Mondays Better

Everybody hates Mondays. Garfield hates them and he’s a fat cat without a care in the world. So if he doesn’t like them, how are we supposed to get through them? Awful things happen, like waking up thinking it’s the weekend but then realizing, it’s only Monday and nowthat you’re late.

Doctor’s appointments always seem to get scheduled on Mondays and there’s really nothing we can do about it. MondayMondays suck, end of story. But; but there might be a light at the end of a tunnel.

There exists an inspirational Instagram account featuring Mother Russia’s boy toy, Vladimir Putin. He is shown from various angles inspiring us to keep calm and carry on. He’s sure to put a smile on your face and help wipe those tears away. So I present to you,

Here’s some horrible Monday situationscases of the Mondays with accompanying Putin inspiration posts to help remedy whatever situation.

[1.] When you ditch your car on the side of the road after looking for parking for 40 + minutes and you try to run to make it to class, only to return an hour later to watch it get towed…

[2.] As rain clouds start to gather outside your class and as you begin to pack up to leave, and you look in your backpack to see that your umbrella is gone and; it’s sitting nice and dry in your car… (that may or may not be getting towed)

1. You finally understand how the bus system works but youryou’re going to be late tobecause the bus stop because it’sis in a different spot than last year and someone is walking too slow in front of you. is walking too slowly. The bus leaves you and youryou’re stranded waiting for yet another 20 minutes…

[3.] When you didn’t really do much for the group project and you realize it’s due tomorrow and it’s worth 30% of your grade…

So your2. Your alarm on your phone doesn’t go off because you forgot to take it off

silent and… it was your turn to present the chapter to the class…

[4.] You finally have enough time to squeeze in a quick workout but then realize it January 1st and everyone’s New Years Resolution was to go to the gym more…

[5.] CVS calls you to come pick up your prescription but then you get there and they tell you it’s not ready…

[6.] You’ve been waiting in line at Dunkin for entirely too long and when you’re next to order, they announce therethey’re out of everything you wanted…

You

[7.] Or you forgot your wallet and no matter how much you beg, they don’t acceptno one accepts monopoly money as a form of currency…

[8.] Or you get your coffee but spill it on yourself when you get in the car…

[9.] Ready to tackle the day, you step outside your apartment in the Woodlands and you step in your neighbor’s and your own dog’s poop even though you could have sworn you picked it up… (not)

[10.] You’re stuck going to class while your roommates announce their professor cancelled class because there was a tornado warning and FSU said it was going to snow…

[11.] Because you slacked off all weekend, you go to Dirac to switch it up and after you finally get into the swing of things, a loud voice comes over the intercom telling you they close in 15…

3.[12.] You walk into class and see everyone with their books out and looking at their notes. You totally forgot about test scheduled for today…

[13.] After walking 3 and a half miles to get to the football game, you realize you forgot your fsu id but don’t remember not having it and now you’ve lost it…

[14.] And you’re a freshman and you start to wonder how you’ll even get into your dorm tonight or how you’ll get your nutritious meal from Suwannee…

4. You fried your brain in class and now you can’t remember where you parked in the parking garage, or even if this is the right garage, so you resort to wandering around like a lost idiot only to have someone ask “Are you leaving?”… ?”

When in doubt,

No matter how bad your case of the Mondays is just remember that you only get out what you Putin.