palmy flats

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PALMY FLATS

By Jackson Van Der Fits

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The Above Average Homeboys

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“Uuuuuuuce bic maaaal”

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“Whats for tea?”

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“Thats riiiich”

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“Lyell you left the fuckin light on again!!”

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The Fat Slut

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“Ill leave the key in the mirowave’’

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“ Get the pot the roofs leaking again”

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“Lets get a pet lamb”

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“YOLOOOOOO”

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THE SLUMS

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“Eat it up its faggot meal time!!”

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“Probley just a big ol plate of dirt or something?”

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“Should we...........get high?”

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“For a change”

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“Bring her round for 15 so we can all have a dabble”

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MANAZ 32

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“Just go with the flow”

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“Battle for the superior one”

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“Fwahhh thats baaad”

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“Whats for dinner?”

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12 ADA

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“Shotgun not answering the door”

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“I found another mouse in the couch again”

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“Fuck cakes Sarah”

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“Fuck its the land lord!”

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Te Marae

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“Empty vesseals to be consumed by the owner next morning”

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“......Game day sponsor Brenner Blue.....”

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“Wee man likes breast milk”

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“Camo did you spew last night?”

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“Guys guys GUYS we are all going to die of AIDS!...AHHHHH”

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Thank you to every body who helped me put this book together and all of the flats that welcomed me in to take photos.

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