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PALMY FLATS
By Jackson Van Der Fits
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The Above Average Homeboys
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“Uuuuuuuce bic maaaal”
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“Whats for tea?”
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“Thats riiiich”
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“Lyell you left the fuckin light on again!!”
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The Fat Slut
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“Ill leave the key in the mirowave’’
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“ Get the pot the roofs leaking again”
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“Lets get a pet lamb”
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“YOLOOOOOO”
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THE SLUMS
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“Eat it up its faggot meal time!!”
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“Probley just a big ol plate of dirt or something?”
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“Should we...........get high?”
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“For a change”
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“Bring her round for 15 so we can all have a dabble”
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MANAZ 32
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“Just go with the flow”
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“Battle for the superior one”
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“Fwahhh thats baaad”
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“Whats for dinner?”
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12 ADA
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“Shotgun not answering the door”
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“I found another mouse in the couch again”
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“Fuck cakes Sarah”
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“Fuck its the land lord!”
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Te Marae
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“Empty vesseals to be consumed by the owner next morning”
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“......Game day sponsor Brenner Blue.....”
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“Wee man likes breast milk”
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“Camo did you spew last night?”
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“Guys guys GUYS we are all going to die of AIDS!...AHHHHH”
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Thank you to every body who helped me put this book together and all of the flats that welcomed me in to take photos.
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