if you give a cow some corn

If  You  Give  a  Cow  Some  Corn  

By  Renee  Gogolewski  

Bemidji  State  University  Social  Studies  Spring  2012  

If  you  give  a  cow  some  corn  You’re  going  to  have  to  relieve  his  upset  rumen.  

If  the  cow  has  an  upset  rumen  You’re  going  to  have  to  give  him  an  anEbioEc  

If  you  give  him  an  anEbioEc  You’re  going  to  have  to  shorten  his  life  

If  you  shorten  his  life  You  are  going  to  have  to  faGen  him  up  quickly!  

If  you  want  to  faGen  him  up  quickly  You’re  going  to  have  to  feed  him  corn  

And  if  you  feed  a  cow  some  corn  You  are  going  to  have  to  produce  mass  quanEEes  of  

corn  

If  you  produce  mass  quanEEes  of  corn  You  are  going  to  have  to  pay  many  farmers  

If  you  are  going  to  pay  many  farmers  You  are  going  to  have  to  find  money  to  pay  them  with  

If  you  are  going  to  find  the  money  You  will  have  to  ask  the  federal  government  for  it  

If  you  ask  the  federal  government  You  are  going  to  have  to  abide  by  their  rules  

If  you  abide  by  the  government’s  rules  You  are  going  to  have  an  abundance  of  corn  

If  you  have  an  abundance  of  corn  You  are  going  to  have  to  get  rid  of  it  

If  you  get  rid  of  it  You  might  as  well  feed  it  to  a  cow  

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