how to go on a holiday
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How to go on holiday
(by me)
first check yoursymptoms
want to have a fling
stressed by wifetired of licking bosses @*$!
next, check your
financesbroke!borrow from grandmasell wife’s jewellery
next, find out how much
grandma has?5 £30,000 KShs
1,000 USD
now simply log ontowww.mytravelasia.co
m
then, go to
hotelscruises
flight plan
finally, select your destinationand calendar dates
next, select...
priceitinerary
preferred airline
finally book
confirm itineraryfill in your detailsput in your credit card details
now you can confirm
confirm bookingpurchase ticket
get confirmation sent to your email
now celebrate!
make others feel jealousstart jumping up and down
get drunk
now pack theessentials!
six pack of beer
thongs!neighbours clean underwear
then say all yourgoodbye’s
tell grandma you’ll pay her later
delegate all your workleave the cat some food
and lastly don’t forget to send a
postcard
to your ex-girlfriend
to your best friendto your boss
(not mine)
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