How to go on holiday

(by me)

first check yoursymptoms

want to have a fling

stressed by wifetired of licking bosses @*$!

next, check your

financesbroke!borrow from grandmasell wife’s jewellery

next, find out how much

grandma has?5 £30,000 KShs

1,000 USD

now simply log ontowww.mytravelasia.co

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then, go to

hotelscruises

flight plan

finally, select your destinationand calendar dates

next, select...

priceitinerary

preferred airline

finally book

confirm itineraryfill in your detailsput in your credit card details

now you can confirm

confirm bookingpurchase ticket

get confirmation sent to your email

now celebrate!

make others feel jealousstart jumping up and down

get drunk

now pack theessentials!

six pack of beer

thongs!neighbours clean underwear

then say all yourgoodbye’s

tell grandma you’ll pay her later

delegate all your workleave the cat some food

and lastly don’t forget to send a

postcard

to your ex-girlfriend

to your best friendto your boss

(not mine)