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Hey dude! Would you like

to own a house?? A house

you can call home??

Come on, don't gimme

that Reh-tarded look.

You know you can have it!

But....but...I don't 'ave any mooney!

!

But....but...I don't 'ave any mooney!

!

Who on earth gave you the misconception that you

need money to buy a house???

But....but...I don't 'ave any mooney!

!

Who on earth gave you the misconception that you

need money to buy a house???

All you need is to D-R-E-A-M

andD-R-E-A-M

BIGG!!

unn..umm! Sorry, I din't

attend school !! I tend to assume certain things...

unn..umm! Sorry, I din't

attend school !! I tend to assume certain things...

No problem!!

You don't need to care when I am

here!

But..who are you, o' God of the Godless??

But..who are you, o' God of the Godless??

Aah...come on!! Nothin' like that., I'm Mr. Hotshot from the Teddy

Mac group.

Hey, Boss!I've managed to get a record number of people on loan

list.

Risk

Retu

rn

This is going to be the most enticing philosophy of the century!

The tenet of marrying shrewd investment decisions peppered with lil' philanthropy and dreams of a home for

the making and voila!! You get an unforgettable combo!!

Oh,yeah!! Finally my strategy

seems to be paying off..

Risk

Retu

rn

You stay here, while I cook up

another package..

Look, how I mint more money using these

loans....OH MY GAWD, my intelligence and business

sense doesn't seem to know any boundaries!!

Here it is!!A pocketful of sunshine!!

Loan securities wrapped in a bundle of joy for the investors!

Securities to cuddle up with, which exude a warmth of knowing that your money is growing itself..

but, at the end of the day, they

are risky...

Oh Come On!! Shakespeare is passé ..There's a lot in a name.. we'll call it.. the

Alpha Grade Structured Credit Enhanced Growth Fund!!Can anyone refute the weight this name carries??

No...not at all, but, are u sure

they aren't risky??....umm.

.lending to these people

who don't deserve

it..what if they don't pay??

Hail you boss!! Hail

you !!Boss!!

Foreclosure my boy ... Foreclosure .. The property they own, would obviously

become an asset few years down the line. Even if the chap fails to pay, we get the property, whose value has to increase!

The greatest plight a genius has to suffer is to explain himself and his vision to these non-

Wharton grads!!

Hey boss!! The people

are not paying their

debts..

Hey boss!! The people

are not paying their

debts..

Seize the property .. why

disturb me??

Everyone’s selling!!! Property rates are falling like Nine Pins!

OH MY GOODNESS...FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY.....WE ARE DOOMED....WE

NEED A BAILOUT...WE WERRE DOING GOOD...MUMMMEEEEE

Everyone’s selling!!! Property rates are falling like Nine Pins!

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