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Albert the Astronaut
Albert is calculating how many times he
will orbit the Earth during his 114.1 hour
stay on the International Space Station.
It orbits the Earth every 0.7 hours, so
how many time will he complete an
orbit?
Unfortunately Albert’s calculator is in a geostationary orbit around Earth after he dropped it on a space walk!
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Boris the Baker
Boris is working out how much to
charge Mrs Smith, who bought 12
cupcakes at £1.34 each and 9 donuts
at £0.56 each. How much change will
Mrs Smith get from £30?
Unfortunately Boris baked his calculator after his dozy apprentice Bernard left it on the donut tray.
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Charlie the Channel Swimmer
Charlie is working out how far she has
actually swam on her 34 channel swims.
The English Channel measures 21.2
miles at its shortest width which is the
route Charlie takes. How far has she
swam?
Unfortunately Charlie’s calculator got dropped in a vat of goose fat on her last attempt!
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Derek the Dentist
Derek is working out how much more
of Mr Jones’ rotten tooth could still
lie within his gum after it broke as
he pulled it out. The fragment he
pulled out was 0.74cm long and the
average tooth length is 3.4cm. How
much more does he have to dig out?
Unfortunately Derek’s nurse Dorothy spilled some false teeth cleaner over the office calculator!
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Egbert the Engineer
Egbert is trying to work out how
many more ball bearings he can make
from the 67.92kg of steel he has
left. Each ball bearing weighs 0.12kg
on average, so can he satisfy his
customer who has just ordered 570?
Unfortunately Egbert’s calculator was crushed by the ball bearing machine!
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Florence the Financial Advisor
Florence is advising a client who is making
an investment. The investment is worth
£34.56 every month for the next 2 years.
How much is the investment worth in
total, given that Florence will charge her
client £69 for the advice? Unfortunately Florence had to sell her calculator to make ends meet!
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Gerard the Gym Instructor
Gerard is trying to work out how much
weight he is lifting. He has four 2.6kg
weights as well as six 5.6kg weights on the
bar he is lifting. Has he reached his target
of being able to lift 50kg?
Unfortunately Gerard dropped a dumbbell on his calculator!
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Ingrid the Interior Designer
Ingrid is working out the area of
four walls which she needs to paint.
Each wall measures 10.4m by 2.3m.
What is the total area of the walls in
this square room? Unfortunately Ingrid dropped her calculator in a pot of paint!
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Judy the Juggler
Judy is working out how many times
a ball will complete a circuit in her
one minute juggling routine. Each
circuit takes 1.2 seconds, so how
many circuits will in complete in her
routine?
Ironically Judy dropped her calculator and broke it!
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Kevin the Kayak Instructor
Kevin is calculating the cost of
buying a new fleet of kayaks for his
15 strong group of learner kayakers.
If Each kayak costs £234.90 plus a
one off delivery charge of £35.99,
what is the total cost?
Unfortunately Kevin’s calculator got washed down the river!
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Leona the Lorry Driver
Leona is working out how many crates
she can safely load onto her lorry. Her
lorry can hold a maximum of 5 tonnes
and each crate weighs 0.3 tonnes. Can
she take the consignment of 18 crates
in one trip?
Unfortunately Leona ran over her calculator in her lorry!
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Marty the Mechanic
Marty is trying to tell a customer
how much further she can drive
before her next service. The
service must take place after the
car has done 50000miles and
currently the odometer reads
49869.5miles. How many more times
can the customer make her commute
of 0.9 miles before the service?
Unfortunately Marty’s fingers are too oily to press the buttons on his calculator!
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Harold the Hairdresser
Harold needs to work out the profit he
will receive from one customer’s
appointment. He charges her £55 but
spends £22.56 on hair products during
the course of the appointment. How
much profit will he make?
Unfortunately Harold’s calculator was ruined by a freak bleach spillage.
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Nelly the Naval Officer
Nelly is calculating the total weight of
the torpedoes being delivered to her
submarine for buoyancy purposes. She
knows each torpedo weights 3.56 tonnes
and there are 8 torpedoes being
delivered. How much extra weight in
total should she allow for?
Nelly’s calculator was unfortunately stolen by her elderly superior who mistook it for his mobile phone.
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Ollie the Optician
Ollie is trying to work out a patient’s final
bill. Her new glasses cost her £220.50,
her appointment cost £17.60 and she is
treating herself to a new glasses case at
£7.95. What is the final bill Ollie should
present her with?
Rather ironically, Ollie cannot use his calculator because his poor eyesight means he cannot read the small display. Maybe he needs a trip to the opticians...
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Peter the Paramedic
Peter needs to work out how many
doses of morphine he has left in his
ambulance. He has a 550ml bottle
left and knows that each dose is
2.6ml. How many more doses can he
give before he runs out?
Unfortunately Peter zapped his calculator with the defribulator and it is no longer working.
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Quentin the Quarryman
In Quentin’s quarry there is a minimum
depth which needs to be drilled each day
in order to get paid. This depth is 16.7m,
and before lunch Quentin drilled 6.78m.
How much further does he have to drill
to make sure he is paid?
Unfortunately Quentin dropped his calculator and his ‘friend’ Quincy destroyed it with a pneumatic drill.
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Roger the Rugby Player
Roger is trying to work out the area of
his rugby pitch in order to see how much
weed-killer he needs to buy (he’s sick of
getting stung by thistles during rooks!)
He measured it to be 133.4 yards long
and 74.3 yards wide. What is the area in
square yards?
Unfortunately Roger left his calculator in his pocket during a scrum, big mistake!
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Sally the Stuntwoman
Sally has 6.9kg of TNT. Each explosion
which the director wants her to jump
her motorcycle over requires 0.3kg of
TNT in order to ensure it looks ’death
defying’ enough. How many more takes
can Sally afford to perform?
Unfortunately Sally destroyed her calculator in a freak TNT accident.
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Tony the Taxi Driver
As well as losing his calculator, Tony’s fare
machine is on the blink. He charges £2.30
for every mile and he has just driven a
customer 6.7 miles. How much should he
charge? Unfortunately Tony’s calculator has dropped underneath his driver’s seat and he is too lazy to reach for it.
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Umberto the Umpire
The batting team need 75 runs to
win. The batsman ask Umberto if
their current run rate, 5.67 runs per
over, is enough to win in the 13 overs
remaining. At this rate, will they get
the 75 runs remaining? (multiply the
run rate by the number of overs
left).
Unfortunately Umberto left his calculator back in the pavilion!
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Victor the Veterinarian
Victor is trying to find the average weight
of a litter of kittens that he has just
delivered. The scales are not sensitive
enough to weigh each kitten individually, so
he weights all 7 together and it comes to
23.8 ounces. How much on average does
each kitten weigh?
Unfortunately Victor’s calculator was trodden on by an angry horse.
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Wendy the Wedding Planner
Wendy is calculating the total cost of
her wedding breakfast for her 142
guests. The hotel will charge her
£34.50 for each person dining; what is
the total cost of the meal? Unfortunately due to the astronomical cost of Wendy’s wedding she cannot afford a calculator!
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Xander the X-ray Technician
Xander is working out how many
more X-rays he can perform before
recharging the machine. Each X-ray
needs 0.6kJ of energy and his
machine has 13.8kJ of charge left.
How many more X-rays can Xander
carry out today?
Unfortunately Xander’s calculator was fried when he left it near the X-ray machine!
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Yogi the Yachtsman
Yogi is working out the weight of his
yacht now he has upgraded to a new
mast. His yacht weighted 5.636
tonnes before he changed and the new
mast was advertised as a weight saving
of 0.834 tonnes. How much does his
yacht weight now?
Unfortunately Yogi’s calculator is at the bottom of the English Channel!
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Zelda the Zoologist
Zelda is working out how much it will cost
to kit out all of the zoo’s zebras with a
nice fleece to keep them warm during the
winter. A black-and-white striped fleece
costs £34.80 and there are 16 zebras in
total. How much will it cost altogether?
Unfortunately some cheeky monkeys wanted to see what was inside Zelda’s calculator so they smashed it with a rock!
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