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Adrian the
Cheery Buffalo:
The recipe book
Hope Chow and Ho Shermine
Guest editor:Esabella Koh
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Copyright © 2010 Hope Chow
All rights reserved.
ISBN:ISBN-13:
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DEDICATION
There are many people without whom I think my life would bequite miserable-. Some of them were responsible for some of the
ideas in the sitcom. Some of them even wrote the sitcom withme.
Thanks, guys.
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\\\FOREWORD
The Sitcom was born on a boring Friday afternoon and
soon blossomed into a growing number of sync.in
documents and thousands of lines of dialogue and
purple prose. The characters were derived mostly from
our classmates and, in some cases, mutual friends.
Having assigned jobs and workplaces for them, the
characters morphed into more than the people they
were based on. As is common for unplanned works like
this, the characters started growing on their own.
The characters have now become complex enough to
warrant their own cocktails and tea blends. These
beverages represent the personalities of the
characters as portrayed in the sitcom.
This recipe book is entirely based on imagination andvague past experience, so please don’t blame us if
you find a drink which tastes weird. In some cases,
they ARE meant to taste weird anyway.
Have fun, and heed the pathology department’s
advice! After all, they do know best.
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
There’s Shermine, who suggested this whole thing in thefirst place.
Also, political auntie Esabella contributed (her madness).
And our bartender, Huijie.
Thanks to everyone who features as a character in thesitcom for not suing us for defamation (yet?).
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\\\CHAPTER ONE
ALCOHOL RECIPES- Bibo ergo sum- I drink, therefore I
am
(compiled/created by Shermine)
Drink plenty of water when you drink alcohol, don’t
drink on an empty stomach and don’t drive after
having drunk (assuming you even know how to drive)!
-message from the pathology and police departments
SARAH:
What do y’all want?
SHERMINE and SARA-ANN look up.
SHERMINE:
If it’s edible and doesn’t have bleach, I’ll take it. Oh, it’ll be better
if it has alcohol.
SARA-ANN:
Anything that has potato in it.
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Amsterdamned (Sarah)Chocolate liqueur, Irish cream, coffee liqueur,
champagne , and orange juice. Basically, a mix of
everything she sells. Add equal amounts of Irish
cream, coffee liqueur and orange juice with a little
chocolate liqueur and shake well. Add champagne and
garnish with mint. Sprightly with a taste of a cafe-styledrink.
Argentine-style Bellini (Shermine)
Mostly peach nectar with champagne or otherwise dry
sparkling white wine. Simply served and very sweet.
You don’t tend to notice you’re drunk until... well,
you’re drunk. Expect the unexpected.
Fireworks, Chocolate Candy (Esabella)
Fireworks - Mostly champagne, with a tinge of gin and
tangerine schnapps. Pour into champagne flute and
garnish with orange. Light and tangy, but if you go too
much on the gin it goes crazy.Chocolate Candy - Chocolate liqueur, vanilla schnapps,
creme de cacao, vodka, half-and-half. Shake even
amounts together with a cocktail shaker half filled with
ice. Stir, pour into a chilled cocktail glass and serve.
Think candy.
Marilyn Monroe (Vernetta)
A base of champagne, a little apple brandy, and a
twist of grenadine syrup. Pour into a champagne
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saucer and serve with two cherries on a stick.
Feminine and doesn’t seem like something normally
found at the bar.
Original Sin, Valencia #2 (Hope)
Original Sin - Mix triple sec, brandy, cherry liqueur,
sweet and sour mix, and a dash of grenadine syrup
into a brady snifter or goblet. Top with a lot of
champagne, throw in some citrus fruits, and serve.
Leaves a twangy aftertaste, courtesy of our wonderfulfriend, citric acid.
Valencia #2 - Shake apricot brandy, orange juice, and
orange bitters with ice and strain into chilled
champagne flute. Fill to top with champagne and
garnish with flamed orange peel. Tropical and tangy,
for those who’d like to mask the taste of alcohol.
80’s Berry Wine cooler (Sristi)
Fruity with a taste of sugar and carbonated. Equal
amounts of any berry juices mixed, then add 7-Up and
white wine in the ratio of 1(for all the berry juices
mixed):3:2. Pour white wine into a tall wine glass, top
with 7-Up, add juice mixture and serve.
Alexandra #2 (Jinyao)
Cognac, orange liqueur, white creme de cacao,
whipping cream, and a teaspoon of egg yolk. Shake
and serve chilled. Looks hard, hits hard. Will definitely
knock some people out. For the impressively twitchy.
Almond Hot Chocolate (Radiya)
Dark rum and mostly hot chocolate. Add a little orgeat
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syrup and mix in a pousse cafe glass. Good for a cold
day out at the park, but only if you’re willing to carry a
cup around. Good old “sticking to tried and true”.
Amaretto Colada (Xingyue)
Blend white rum, ameretto almond liqueur, more
pineapple juice and whipping cream with crushed ice.
Garnish with pineapple slice of cherry and serve in a
pina colada glass. Classic cocktail, but with an original
almond twist.
Arrowhead (Michelle)
Dark rum, lime juice, creme de bananes and peach
liqueur with a base of lemonade. Kicks you in the face
when you least expect it to, like an oldie, then runs off
before you even knew it happened.
Anaconda, Apache (Huijie)
Anaconda - Irish cream, coco rum, whipped cream,
dark creme de cacao and green creme de menthe.
Pour on the rocks and sprinkle with copious amounts
of cayenne peppers. Dark and sluggish, but spicy.
Apache - Layer the ingredients in a pousse-cafe glassin the following order: coffee liqueur, Irish cream,
melon liqueur. Dramatic, what with its distinct layers.
It’s up to you if you want to mix it before drinking.
Arizona Sunset, Arizona Sunrise (Cheng Hang)
B-2 (Aaheli)
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///CHAPTER TWO
TEA RECIPES (divided by location)
There are few hours in life more agreeable than the
hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon
tea.
- Henry James
When you have nobody you can make a cup of tea for,
when nobody needs you, that’s when I think life is
over.- Audrey Hepburn
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HUILIN:
You! You guys!
There is a shocked silence, marred only by the whirring of the
printer. The forensic team look at the people they associate with
flowers and food and wonder why they are so angry.
HOPE:
(lost) Do you want a cup of tea?
HUILIN:
No! We want to find out why y’all sent us... body parts!
SARAH:
(belatedly) Yeah!
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Police Department
After an afternoon of dedicated Facebook surfing, INSYIRA
manages to find out where FANGFANG lives. RADIYA is drinking
coffee almost compulsively, watching people work. She is
nervous, because they are planning a stakeout and stakeouts arealways hard to pull off, possibly because people say hi to them at
the last minute. And also because it’s the police. They never
succeed when it comes to stakeouts.
Cheng Hang- ginseng, red date, chrysanthemumBrewing instructions: Serve with honey.
Firmly traditional, although that doesn’t stop this tea
from being forgiving, not to mention soothing for the
throat. Perhaps not with Shermine’s blend, though.
Sara-Ann- peppermint, sour plum
Brewing instructions: Preferably served iced and with
anything potato-related.
While not everyone will appreciate this combination,
there is no denying that this tea is quirky andrefreshing. Perfect for clarifying overly complicated
situations and for hot days.
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Radiya- English breakfast, blood orange
Brewing instructions: Serve steaming hot, perhapswith a squeeze of lemon.
Let’s just go by the book, shall we? There’s always
paperwork to be done and records to be corroborated-
and perhaps, just this once, the stakeout will go fine. A
bit tart and quite by-the-book.
Insyira- chocolate chai, passionfruit/mango
Brewing instructions: Best served cold.
By far the strangest of the lot- for a tea, that is- but
cheerful and humourous. Brings to mind Bounce cheat
sheets and squished cockroaches.
Shermine- tieguanyin (((((, danggui (当 )归 slices
Brewing instructions: Requires careful brewing. The
way to do it is to prepare steaming hot tea- while stillsteaming, dump in as many danggui slices as you can
take. Leave to steep for about 5 minutes, or until liquid
becomes completely opaque.
Not a tea for the unaccustomed- not just in taste, but
in steroid content. Tip: If you find your nose is starting
to bleed, go easy on the danggui.
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Delivery person- assam, black tea
Brewing instructions: Just 5 minutes with boiling water
will do.
This is not a pleasant tea. It mystifies more than
clarifies. It delivers strange sealed boxes containing
things you don’t want into places where you least
want them. And then it laughs awkwardly and runs
away. You can’t even avoid it, because it’s a delivery.
Police Department special blend- earl grey, blood
orange, blueberry (or rooibos?)
Brewing instructions: Steep just long enough for the
rooibos to NOT blow you out of your seat.
Experimentation may be required.
Like the law they (try to) uphold, the police
department’s special blend is earthy and sometimes
sensible, but always clumsy.
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Pathology Department/Morgue
The receptionist directed her here, and this doesn’t really look
like a place where professional, state of the art work goes on. The
morgue is indeed a dismal place (in parts). The ventilation is
patchy and doesn’t always work, so there are patches of mouldon the ceiling. Then the fridges are, disturbingly, held together
with duct tape. All around there is a smell of Dettol. At the sound
of her arrival, people poke their heads out from the offices and, in
HOPE’s case, from behind a fridge door.
The Pathology Department is one of the key locations
in the sitcom, but is located, inconspicuously, in thebasement of an unnamed Hotel 81. Well, just so you
know. Wi-Fi is free, by the way.
Zhiyang- orange peel, red date, licorice (甘草)
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy. The way to do it is
to plonk the ingredients in a cup or teapot and pour
boiling water over. Steep for as long as you like.
A clean, sensible tea. Strictly no nonsense. She can tell
you the exact population of China down to three
significant figures, as well as obscure legislations inSingapore law. She knows lots of useful things and
takes notes about everything. Similarly, her tea is
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useful for scratchy throats and unhappy hearts.
Rachel- black tea (70%), peach juice (30%)Brewing instructions: If served cold, tonic water is
recommended for added interest.
This tea gives the initial impression of stability- don’t
be fooled. This tea has surprising flavours. She may
give strange suggestions, but sometimes hersuggestion do have merit to them. For example, she
knows a lot more about what primary school children
like than do forensic pathologists. Or perhaps it’s just
this one.
Hope- earl grey (50%), blackberry tea (30%),
lemonade/orange fizzy drink (20%)
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy. Should be served
cold.
Not quite the most original blend, but cheerful and
courteous on most occasions. A sunny tea whichnevertheless manages to be awkward.
Beatrice- black tea (20%), cranberry (40%), citron
green/lemon (40%)
Brewing instructions: Dried cranberries are nice but
their sugar content will make this tea quite sweet,
which is not what we want! Do use proper cranberry
tea or fresh cranberries if available.
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This tea is not a tame tea. It is tart and possibly bitter
if steeped too long. It’s all right, really. Just don’t
contaminate any evidence and wear your sterilegowns the right way round, and it’ll be fine.
Hotel special blend- tieguanyin (((((, imitation
longjing, random leaves and twigs
Brewing instructions: Hardy enough to withstandwhatever temperature of water. Probably even
superheated steam would do the trick.
A very weird, if cheap, blend of flavours. The kind
which would be dumped in free teabags to be placed
in hotel rooms... and the morgue (it removes the
smell.). Apparently if you soak your feet in this, it not
only removes the foot-stink, it also kills all known
bacteria and fungi. Perhaps the pathology department
knows something everyone else doesn’t...
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Criminals and victims
SARA-ANN:
We’re making an arrest warrant for Fangfang... for endangering
public health by picking her nose!
CHENG HANG:
Shh! We changed it, remember? (To RADIYA) We’re arresting her
for sending body parts without cushioning through the mail!
Our sitcom contains at least one serial killer, one
narcoleptic spammer and two murder victims.
However, the serial killer likes to hug people and thespammer doesn’t mean it when she spams the police
department. Truly criminals? Probably not. We also
make up our own laws, such as sending body parts in
the post. Who knew that was illegal?
Fangfang- pear, oolong, wolfberries
Brewing instructions: Brew at 70-80˚C. Steep sliced
pear and wolfberries along with other ingredients.
Fangfang is not your usual serial killer. She’s not the
cold-hearted, cruel type. In fact, she likes to hugeveryone! Perhaps that’s why she’s so hard to catch.
She is also fond of sending body parts in the post,
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which can be extremely annoying, especially when
they get lost in the post.
Fangfa- Lipton red tea, special hotel blend
Brewing instructions: Use water as hot as you can get
it, because this tea is practically indestructible.
The characterless kind of stuff you can find anywhere.
It doesn’t even taste good! Fangfa, is, after all, ahapless random passerby.
Grace- white tea, cucumber, dried fig (无花果)
Brewing instructions: Brew at about 70˚C- the white
tea cannot withstand very hot water. And yes, we do
mean cucumbers.
Clean and colourless- until you get to the rich
sweetness of dried fig. This tea seems to, like
Xingyue’s, know more than it should.
Sara-Ann’s doppelgänger- imitation oolong with
rock sugar
Brewing instructions: Well, if anything, rock sugar
might mask the bitterness of the imitation oolong.
Brings to mind vague memories, hazy dreams and
half-forgotten smells. Description may sound exotic
but it really isn’t. The thing is, the doppelgänger was
only there as a murder victim. It’s difficult to do
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character development on a dead body.
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The gynaecologist’s clinic
AAHELI:
Well! I got a tip from an unknown source saying that there were
cases of parthenogenesis- in Singapore! So, what do you know
about that?
SRISTI:
Parthenogenesis?!
AAHELI:
Yes, that. Virgin births, you know, things like that. What do you
know?
SRISTI: (still incredulous and also very blatantly ignoring AAHELI’s
question)
Parthenogenesis?! All of my patients’ foetuses have male
parents!
Well, that was an awkward way of phrasing it.
Sristi- cinnamon, allspice, ginger
Brewing instructions: Serve with milk and sugar. You
are, of course, welcome to add more ginger for a
bigger kick.
Comforting and soothing for the stomach, but with a
kick when you least expect it. Always sensible even in
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the face of unrelenting insanity.
Yuli- green tea (50%), jasmine (30%), sweet orange(20%)
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy.
Another one of those insanely patient people who
never lose their temper even in the face of manic
tabloid journalists.
Vernetta- apple, chamomile, berry blast/apricots
Brewing instructions: Steeping times may vary.
Soothing and sweet and generally relaxing. The berry
blast, as its name implies, might be explosive, as
Verne is sometimes unintentionally violent. No
caffeine for the pregnant and the caffeine-conscious.
Julia- chai (60%), chilli (10%), cloves (30%)
Brewing instructions: You can always leave out the
chilli. I’m not sure how you’d add that in anyway.
She might burn with her burning, often misdirected
wit. She’s a strong character.
Gynaecologist’s clinic special blend- ginger (60%),
chai (40%)
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy.
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Professional but comforting, just like our illustrious
gynaecologist and her assistant. Brings to mind cosy
rooms with comfy sofas and soft furnishings. Suitable
for pregnant women and scary situations, if chai isyour thing.
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The bar
Sometimes, you just don’t feel like making your pinky
shorter. Also, it’s the place where everything began!
WHEN EVERYONE’S SQUEEZING AROUND ONE TABLE AT THEBAR. And MICHELLE is trying to persuade people to move to
another table but no one wants to move because we’re all terribly
lazy and a bit strange like that. HUIJIE comes over with an
overloaded tray in hand.
Huijie- darjeeling/earl grey with a dash of alcohol
Brewing instructions: Steep darjeeling/earl grey for
about 5-7 minutes until deep brown and strong.
Dignified, strong-headed, and of course it contains
alcohol. Best knocked back on cold winter days from a
thermos flask. Even better if you have a handlebarmoustache, but that’s optional.
Cecilia- black tea, hibiscus flowers, lime
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy.
It may look blur. It may look like nothing much.
Occasionally, though, when the time is right, it can be
a very good tea.
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Charmaine- mango, green tea
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy. Best served incolourful porcelain mugs.
A bouncer only in name. This tea packs a powerful
aroma, but won’t really hurt anyone, instead being
quite gentle and cheery (like the titular buffalo).
Michelle Lim- white leaf tea/snowbud (60%),
strawberry (40%)
Brewing instructions: Brew at about 70˚C.
Expensive and delicate and all that. If nothing else,
good for pouring into fancy little teacups and enjoying
with the tai-tai special blend.
Esabella- red tea, chocolate chips/hot chocolate
chocolate (or chocolate chai), milk (aka teh peng with
chocolate)Brewing instructions: To be served with more milk
than tea, plenty of sugar and iced. Go strong on the
milk and chocolate!
The word for this tea is exuberant: it is sweet and rich
and outspoken and possibly will whack you over the
head if you fuss over it too much. Could be a tad over
the top, if you really go mad with the sugar.
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Ka Ying- yuanyang ((()
A surprisingly non-aggressive drink! Tea, but with the
smell of coffee (it is actually tea WITH coffee, just soyou know) Oooh I like this :D
The Cheery Buffalo special blend- black tea,
grapefruit, forest berries
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy.
The bar is open to one and all, save a destructive,
disturbing - yes, you heard that right- or careless few.
The bartenders are attentive and accommodating
while the bouncer doesn’t actually injure anyone, but
looks scary. A place where you would want to hang out
again and again.
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The dessert parlour
The group troops into SARAH’s, mostly happy because RADIYA is
treating them.
SARAH:Oh, hello. What do y’all want?
RACHEL:
Why d’you sound so unhappy!
IN UNISON WITH
SARA-ANN:
To speak with you, mostly. About a customer who should look
exactly like me.
SARAH:
Should?
ZHIYANG:We haven’t got the head yet.
RADIYA:
I want chocolate lava cake, thanks!
Everyone’s favourite hangout place after the bar,
mostly because there’s chocolate lava cake and icecream! Located somewhere where bungalows abound.
Don’t worry about leaving your things in the parlour-
there’s nothing worth stealing in there which is not
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bolted to the floor and all wannabe thieves in the area
know that. It also helps that the police team visit the
place very often.
Sarah Yao- apple (40%), rosehip OR dewy cherry
(cherry, rosehips, marigold flowers) (40%), green tea
(20%)
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy.
Not quite sweet per se, but pleasant. She may ignore
you when you order brownies, but she’s generally
understanding and kind. Generally. Just don’t hurt her
feelings, and don’t be too weird.
Dessert parlour special blend- hot chocolate
(30%), hazelnut (black tea, roasted hazelnuts) (70%)
Brewing instructions: Not quite a tea per se! If you
really want to, though, you can be like Adagio.com and
replace hot chocolate with black tea and chocolate
bits.
Tastes mostly like a rich brownie. If you can’t find
hazelnuts, try toasted almonds. Meant to reflect what
the desserts in Sarah’s parlour typically taste like.
Could be nice made into a float.
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The architecture firm
GRACE, EDITH and XINGYUE are present in a room of the
architecture firm, where the architects like to practice their
interior design skills (or lack thereof, in the case of XINGYUE).
EDITH:
My architects have thought about it, and this is the proposed
design for the dungeon- technically it doesn’t come under the
domains of our firm, but some of our architects are also trained in
interior design...
Thank goodness GRACE doesn’t mind creepy. XINGYUE’s tastes in
interior design do not necessarily appeal to everyone. There are
beds in the least expected places, and what looks disturbingly
like a dead body. Come to think of it, it probably is a dead body.
XINGYUE moves the body aside, but it does not feel like a fake
one.
Edith- ceylon, mango, strawberry
Brewing instructions: nothing fussy.
Slightly quirky, musical and cheerful- but bright. Very
bright. She places high standards as a boss, but rest
assured she’ll make sure you’ll never work hungry(neither will she).
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Xingyue- raspberry (40%), hojicha (60%)
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy
The thing is, she knows things normal architects don’tbother to find out. Some of the things she talks about,
normal people don’t know. This tea has mysterious,
smoky undertones under a bright façade and
knowledge of serial killings past and present. Okay, so
maybe not the tea, but close enough.
Si-yan- Rooibos
Brewing instructions: I’m not actually sure how to brew
rooibos.
Down to earth, somewhat reserved. May not suit
everyone. A tad awkward.
Architecture firm special blend- ceylon, sweet
orange, green tea
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy.
Architects have their feet firmly on the ground. They
have to, or important buildings like certain Hotel 81s
will collapse. This is probably a tea all of them would
drink: earthy, smoky but with an underlying thread of
real passion for their jobs.
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Other questionable characters
Some people either work in a place where no one else
works, or don’t work, or just are a bit unclassifiable.
Melissa- green tea, papaya, rose
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy
Generally aromatic but surprisingly unobtrusive.
Thuy Linh- cherry (30%), vanilla (20%), black tea
(50%)
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy.
I wouldn’t call this cheesy, because it isn’t, but it is
quite a colourful tea. Full of character and cheerful.
Nhat Linh- decaf black tea, vanilla
Brewing instructions: May be served with sugar to
attempt a sugar rush.
Inoffensive but mystifying. Uh- no. It’s not code. May
clash with the pathology and police departments.
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Huilin- green tea, osmanthus, jasmine
Brewing instructions: Osmanthus can be
overpowering. Brew at about 80˚C. Serve with honey if
desired.
Floral, sweet and fragrant. This tea tends to be a little
overenthusiastic (that’s why you should restrain with
the osmanthus, even though it really smells so good).
May be a little too sweet for some.
Louise Lee- red tea with condensed milk
Brewing instructions: May be served iced or hot. Best
served in a glass mug.
A drink for uncles, which, all things considered, is
oddly appropriate. A drink to drink with friends in a
coffee shop while chatting loudly and obnoxiously.
Pervy football-and-cat-loving uncle- darjeeling,
instant coffee grounds
Brewing instructions: Mix everything and add boilingwater! Serve with difficult readings on transnational
power and botched essays.
As the only witness to Grace’s murder, he naturally
holds an important role- but he manages to play the
roles of completely unhelpful busybody and concerned
citizen at the same time. Refusing to stay in the
system, he is not a tea- but a coffee. What a
contrarian.
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Michelle Khoo- jasmine, honeysuckle
Brewing instructions: Brew at about 80˚C, I think.
Generally sweet and obliging. I mean, who’d want to
help out the pathology department unless they were
really kind and unselfish (because the promised
peking duck dinners always take a while to come)?
Special tai-tai blend- white needle (80%), rose
(10%), lavender (10%)
Brewing instructions: Brew at about 70˚C.
To be served in small flowery (impractical) cups with
miniature cookies. You could call this a celebration of
what tai-tais are in the sitcom. A delicate, expensive
flavour.
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The village gossips
AAHELI:
This is so going into my article. I can imagine the headline (draws
imaginary line is the air) - NEW DRINK INVENTED: PAN GALACTIC
GARGLE BLASTER! IT CLEANS YOUR TEETH - WAIT, WHAT TEETH?(AAHELI chuckles to herself - by herself, of course)
There is a general silence around the table before ZHIYANG
points out something of interest.
ZHIYANG:
But you don’t write articles on... food.
Every community needs a good old-fashioned... tabloid
journalist. Good for us- we have two! Though they
haven’t published a single story yet, and Aaheli keeps
getting her ideas rejected, they still dream big and
wonder when they’ll net their big story. They’re quite
a far cry from traditional paparazzi.
Aaheli- sour plum, lemongrass, green tea
Brewing instructions: Nothing fussy. Can be steeped
for 5-10 minutes.
Her angles and story ideas tend to be unique and
refreshing, like sour plum, but not everyone agrees,
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and who is more important than the editor? She’ll
continue trying, though, until she succeeds.
Meanwhile, she will write rhyming replies to her
rejection letters. Tangy and individual.
Jinyao- liquorice slices, black tea
Brewing instructions: Steep liquorice along with tea
leaves/bag for about 5-10 minutes according to taste.
No sugar needed.
Doesn’t taste like much at first, but opens up,
becoming surprisingly sweet.
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\\\CHAPTER THREEREAL FOOD to go with your drinks!
By guest editor Esabella
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DURIAN CURRY
Ingredients:
About two tablespoons of Maggie curry powder (the
Peranakan one)Durian paste mixed in with coconut milk. Agak-agak
1:2 ratio, one beer mug full. Yes, I was using beer
mugs.
Curry leaves (half a handful-ish)
2 teaspoons of tumeric
A wad of assam. Don't ask how much, I just flicked it inlast minute.
Spam potatoes. Not US potatoes. The ones from China.
Half a large onion
1/2 cube of chicken stock, because I didn't use
chicken. I couldn't find it.
2 tablespoons peanut oil.
1 dollop of peanut butter
1 dollop of kaya (for the pandan smell. Sorry lah, my
house no pandan at that time what.)
Recipe:
1. Chop the onion finely, then fry it along with the
curry leaves in peanut oil until it turns goldeny, BUTDON'T CARAMELISE IT.
2. Skin and dice potatoes. I assume you washed them
first.
3. Dump every ingredient into a pot and fill it 5/8 ish
with water then boil it. If too much water, throw in
more ingredients. If too little, add more water.
4. Be careful the peanut butter and kaya and durian
don't stick to the pot. Keep stirring and add more
water if necessary.
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5. Keep stirring. Don't use an egg-beater even if your
arm is tired. I know, because I've tried it.
6. Once the potatoes are cooked, you're done! Yay!
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///KEY (bar) SCENES Things you don’t really need to know, but which would
be fun to.
WHEN EVERYONE'S SQUEEZING AROUND ONE TABLE AT THE BAR .
And MICHELLE is trying to persuade people to move to
another table but no one wants to move because we're
all terribly lazy and a bit strange like that. HUIJIE
comes over with an overloaded tray in hand.
MICHELLE:
Why don't you want to move! There's so much space over
there!
HUIJIE:
Who ordered the... Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? And the
sambal prawn nasi lemak? Because we ran out of prawns.
And, uh, bleach.
SRISTI:Because you use that to wash the food... right? At
least, I hope so.
HOPE:
Would certainly come in handy- ooh, handy!- for certain
disembodied body parts. -whips hand out of pocket.- Do
you need a hand?
SHERMINE:Who uses bleach to wash dishes?! Plates-dishes, sure,
but food-dishes?
HUIJIE:
I'm... fine...
The phones of the people involved in the forensic team
go off. Everyone scrambles to get it, shoving each
other with their elbows in the process. The hand falls
to the floor, but no one really notices.
RACHEL:
Huh, another dead person again?
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SHERMINE:
See you at the police station.
-All relevant people leave scene.-
MICHELLE:
-Looks up from food- Where'd everyone go?
THE BAR
This time, AAHELI and KA YING manage to enter the bar.
Without a suitable distraction for CHARMAINE, LOUISE
is unable to make her way in. The entire police and
forensic team is already there, along with a few other
regulars, such as SRISTI, MICHELLE, and ESABELLA.Again, as usual, the forensic team and the police team
are sitting at one table. There is a bowl of crackers
on the table. SRISTI was the one who paid for it,
actually, but almost everyone is eating from it, except
for those who are drinking, of course.
Present at the table are AAHELI, SRISTI, CHENG HANG,
SARA-ANN, ZHIYANG, RACHEL, KA YING, HOPE, SHERMINE
(intermittently), MICHELLE and ESABELLA.
SRISTI: (while idly eating some crackers)
So, what's new about the case?
AAHELI takes out a pen and poises it over her arm,
ready to get as much news down about this latest
murder case as much as possible.
Ignoring the question (or perhaps not hearing),
SHERMINE orders yet another cocktail - this time anArgentine-style Bellini. She yells to HUIJIE from the
table. Since HUIJIE doesn't seem to be able to hear,
SHERMINE wanders off to the bar. No one notices this.
ZHIYANG:
Someone mailed a head to us.
HOPE:
Through SingPost! Must be from somewhere in Singapore,
because that's the only why anyone would use SingPost.If it was overseas they would use DHL.
AAHELI writes down, 'Singpost' and 'head mailed' on her
arm.
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AAHELI:
Hmm.... (pause) They?
HOPE:Uh- (remembers something just in time) Don't tell you!
(smug)
AAHELI: (pouting)
Fine! Be that way!
SRISTI:
Must've been quite a sight.
HOPE:A pretty sight. (shrugs) I recognised her.
AAHELI doesn't write any of this down because she
doesn't get it. After all, they tend to hold rather
nonsensical conversations. The editor probably
wouldn't approve of it. Here, SHERMINE drifts back,
looking quite contented. It seems like she's managed to
get her Argentine-style Bellini from HUIJIE, no doubt
having had to instruct her how to make one.
SHERMINE:
What did I miss?
RACHEL:
You were away?
MICHELLE: (mildly surprised)
Oh, hello, Shermine! I thought you weren't here!
SHERMINE:
I... wasn't, for the past five minutes.
Everyone ignores the fact that for once, MICHELLE is
actually right about something regarding the presence
of someone. HUIJIE arrives, carrying a bubbling glass
of something which smells suspiciously like bleach.
HUIJIE:Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is here! We just restocked
on bleach.
SHERMINE and SRISTI look suspiciously at the
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bubbling... mass, before returning to whatever they
were eating and drinking beforehand (and by extension
ignoring HUIJIE). HOPE readily accepts the proffered
drink, which causes her to get a disturbed expression
from KA YING.
KA YING:
What sort of... thing is that? Is it even... drinkable?
HOPE rebuts that statement by putting the glass down.
The drink is then taken up by... ESABELLA, who shifts
it to the middle of the table.
HOPE:
You mean potable. And, no, I'm not going to drink it.
AAHELI:
Please tell me that's not bleach.
HOPE:
That's not bleach. (pause) That's rubbish, it is
bleach. (to HUIJIE) Have you seen my hand?
HUIJIE:I found, um, something that looked rather preserved. On
the floor.
HUIJIE passes the hand to HOPE.
HOPE:
Brilliant! (Does a little victory jig)
SRISTI:
So... that was the hand you were talking about?
SARA-ANN:
I thought it was a hand made out of potato! (looks
upset upon realising it's an actual preserved hand)
KA YING starts to listen to her music and is rather
disengaged from the conversation. The glass of... Pan
Galactic Gargle Blaster (which is just a nice way of
saying "bleach"- but with alcohol (100% proof) in it)is still sitting on the table, waiting for some
unsuspecting soul to drink it.
MICHELLE looks up briefly from her iPhone, wondering
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why there are still so many people and why they are
all staring at the innocent-looking glass of liquid in
the centre of the table. She also wonders why it is
bubbling, and decides it is probably due to
effervescence (she is an educated tai tai). She reachesfor it. The fascinated audience sitting around the
table collectively holds their breath. She takes a sip.
There is a collective gasp.
MICHELLE: (spluttering)
EWWW! What is this!
HUIJIE (from the counter):
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster!
MICHELLE:
Ha ha, very funny Huijie. No, really, what is it?
EVERYONE: (look of utter seriousness and innocence -
yes, at the same time)
IT'S TRUE.
MICHELLE: (looking quite disturbed)
And what would it be made out of...?
AAHELI:
You may want to wash your mouth with water.
KA YING:
Water, not bleach.
Of course, MICHELLE being her usual self doesn't get
this. She shakes her head, seemingly oblivious of the
burning sensations she should be feeling in her mouth.Perhaps HUIJIE had obtained a particularly dilute brand
of bleach. Or maybe MICHELLE just attributed it to the
alcohol. Or both.
SHERMINE:
As long as she doesn't run around doing odd things that
require me to do more for my job, it's alright.
SRISTI:You mean as long as she continues to fund you, don't
you.
SHERMINE:
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Well, yes, but - psychological research does get rather
expensive, you know. There's the entire thing about
having to use living vic-... um, creatures, in
experiments!
There is an awkward pause around the table as everyone
guesses what SHERMINE was trying to say.
SHERMINE:
Um, well, living specimens tend to be more expensive...
even in bulk. (waves hands around awkwardly by way of
self-explanation) And we need them in bulk. And uh, the
equipment used in human research is expensive!
There are nods of understanding. That aside, let's getback to MICHELLE's little... bleach-y problem.
HUIJIE: (to MICHELLE)
No, really. You probably should go and wash your mouth
now...before your teeth start dissolving. I mean it.
MICHELLE contemplates this for a moment before she runs
off to the toilet. After a pause, SRISTI follows to
make sure she really is all right. She is, after all,the only MD at the table (who deals with living
patients regularly and is actually concerned about
their physical well-being). CHENG HANG, being the
humane soul that she is, follows suit.
Simultaneously, the whole table splutters in laughter.
It probably isn't very nice but none who were left at
the table ever were. That is probably why none of them
work with living patients/people regularly.
RACHEL:
Oh my gosh you guys are so mean! (but she is still
laughing)
SARA-ANN is cackling so hard she can't answer. ESABELLA
is too, except that she's actually laughing, not
cackling. (tsk)
KA YING:It's not like we didn't know that...!
AAHELI:
This is so going into my article. I can imagine the
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headline (draws imaginary line is the air) - NEW DRINK
INVENTED: PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER! IT CLEANS YOUR
TEETH - WAIT, WHAT TEETH? (AAHELI chuckles to herself -
by herself, of course)
There is a general silence around the table before
ZHIYANG points out something of interest.
ZHIYANG:
But you don't write articles on... food.
SARA-ANN once again bursts into laughter while AAHELI
proceeds to look despondent.
AAHELI:One can always change, you know.
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///EPILOGUESo why the Sitcom? Why choose people we know and
transform them into quite different characters,something which seems very likely to make enemies
of us all? Then why make beverages out of them?
Those are good questions. Those are the kind of
questions bored university interview panels would ask.
But no! The Sitcom defies logic. It defies practicality
and pretty much snorts in your face if you ask if it’s for
school.
Seriously, just take us at face value. Silliness is hard to
explain.