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December 2015 21st EditiTHE CHRISTMAS STAR.whale grey, is more like a photo fro
Real Simple and Pinterest than that o
clich teenage girl.
Now 16 and with drivers license
hand, Lindsey is fully embracing h
new independence. She always lov
getting out of the house before drivin
now she can come and go just abo
anytime she wants. This has its per
She drives Rylee and herself to schoshes happy to run errands for us, and s
drives her little sister around.
This freedom isnt really free, becau
driving a car takes gas, and gas isnt fr
So, Lindsey frequently babysits to ea
some money to fill up the tank and
fund her interest in stylish clothes.
A sophomore in high school, Lindsey
participating in the usual high scho
events like homecoming, hanging o
with friends, Snapchat, and going to of the school sporting events. Of the
sporting events, Lindsey has taken a re
liking to baseball... the sport and tho
who play it, with a stronger emphasis
the latter, which of course, brings us ba
to that dreaded Y chromosome th
seems to be unavoidable in a house
girls. Sigh.
Lindsey is also involved in Young Li
hotel suite. After dropping her off, I said,
I want to go back to college I mean
without the school work, of course.
She spends time with some friends
from high school, who also attend UT,
and has made some new friends, as well.Many of these new friends have a Y
chromosome, which predisposes them to
moron-like traits and stupidity. Ive done
my best to warn her about boys, and over
the last few months, some of these boys
have lived up to my description. This,
however, does not stop the quest to find
that one moron who is different and
special, who she can call her own.
Fortunately for her, shes smart, tall and
attractive, so she has plenty of opportuni-
ty to find thel e s s e r o f
morons with
potential for
change.
One of
these boys
introduced
Kaley to
rock climb-
ing (boul-
dering isthe more
correct term
for it), and
shes been climbing ever since. Hes out
of the picture now, but shes still climb-
ing.
Outside of the social component of
school, she studies and
works hard, achieving a
4.0 this last semester.
Im sorry, that was an
overt braggy-parentmoment.
Now that Kaley is out
of the house, Lindsey
has taken the role of big
and annoyed sister. With
the room to herself,
shes painted it, decorat-
ed it and claimed it as
her own. At last, she is
able to cover the walls with Justin Bieber
posters! Actually, her room, painted
Its Christmas Day and Im just starting
to write this Christmas letter, which
means, in typical fashion, youre not
reading this until well into the new year.
Some might call this procrastination on
my part, but I prefer to call it, HolidayTradition.
Keeping with tradition, Ill kick this
letter off with
fasc ina t ing
details of the
life of our
f i r s t b o r n ,
Kaley, who
now is legally
an adult. This
t r a n s i t i o n
into old ageo c c u r r e d
around the
same time as her high school gradua-
tion in May. Kaleys grandparents,
uncles and aunts from all parts of the
country, traveled to Knoxville to join
in the celebration of academic excel-
lence, a hope for a bright future and
all of the other catch phrases used in
graduations.
Kaleys hard work in high school wasall laying the ground work for majoring
in pharmacy in college. For the last
couple of years, we researched colleges
and programs, and hit the road on some
college road trips. This took us to the
University of Kentucky, Samford in
Alabama, Belmont in Nashville, and the
University of Tennessee,
right in our back yard.
After weighing the pros
and cons of each, and
more importantly, seeingwhich school would
award her the largest
scholarship, we chose our
hometown school, UT,
which offered free tuition,
which is better than not
free tuition.
Kaley is living on
campus, (which is not
free) in Brown Hall, which is a brand
new building. Her room is similar to a
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Lindsey and Dr. Dreamy work for the same practice... then she wakes up.
their phones to be replayed over and ov
throughout the years.
To add to her schedule, Rylee al
attends a middle school ministry eve
Wednesday night. Much like Young Li
its a time to meet with friends, wh
learning and growing in their fai
During the fall, she went to camp w
this groupf o r t h r e e
d a y s i n
m i d d l e
Tennessee.
All of this
a c t i v i t y
m a k e s
R y l e e
hungry, and
s h e h a s
developed
quite an appetite for McDonalds. In fa
Id call it an unhealthy addiction. If s
continues to go down a dark path, I thi
well have to have and interve
tion, and force her to wat
Super Size Me.
Finally, over Thanksgivi
break, we discovered Ry
is quite the climber, to
As a family, we we
to a climbing gy
so Kaley cougo boulderin
Lindsey, Rylee a
I joined in on the fu
and we quickly learn
that Rylee is pre
good at boulderin
too. She made it
the top, followi
various paths, wh
I plummeted to m
soft and cushy dea
over and over aga
Unlike me, Ryl
might make
good climbi
buddy for Kal
in the future.
In the bac
ground, behin
dance, homewor
reci tals , breakfa
lunch and dinner, friend
advice, not-so friendly advi
Rylee is
now in
m i d d l e
school, in
the sixth
grade, but
at the end
of last
s c h o o lyear, she
went to
Washing-
ton, DC as
a part of
the Safety Patrol group in the Knox
County schools. Her two older sisters
experienced this trip, too, when they
were Rylees age. The trip takes
hundreds of students to see the sites and
history of DC over three long days,
which adds up to about a half marathon
of walking.
This year in school, Rylee joined the
orchestra, playing the stand-up bass. The
nice thing about being the only stand-up
bass player is she is always first chair.
And from our perspective, the bass
isnt as much of an assault on our
ears as the saxophone and clari-
net that her two older sisters
played in middle school. The
sound of a whale is muchmore soothing than the cry
of a gravely ill goose.
Outside of school,
Rylee continues to
dance. She takes classes in
modern, ballet and jazz. Of
course, this keeps her busy
three evenings a week. All of
this practice and work leads
up to an annual dance recital
in May at the Tennessee
Theater. With all of this
dance expertise, she tries
to teach me some
moves from time to
time, but no matter how
hard she tries, I refuse
to whip and nae nae.
There seems to be some-
thing inherently built into
kids that make them want to
make their parents look foolish,
while secretly video recording it on
This Christian-based, peer-led group
provides times and events for teens to
socialize and to share in their faith. A
number of her friends in school are also a
part of this group.
Outside of school, Lindsey has taken up
jogging this year. I dont know why.
Perhaps she was motivated and inspired
to run since Susan and I run, but shesonly 16 she doesnt need to run. Even
a pure heavy cream and trans-fat diet
couldnt add any weight to her skinny
frame. So why run? Its like getting a
root canal on a perfectly healthy tooth.
No Lindsey, enjoy your youth! Be a sloth
and be a glutton while you still can!
Therell be plenty of time to run in your
forties! Im not sure where we went
wrong. #parentingfail
Finally, the rest of Lindseys time is
spent binge watching all 12 seasons of
Greys Anatomy. Watching 109 hours of
Dr. Dreamy may seem like a waste of
time, but it hasnt been in Lindseys case,
since Greys Anatomy has inspired her to
become a general surgeon seriously.
She has truly decided that is the career
path she wants to take, and is working
hard in school, with success, to get good
grades to achieve that goal. Susan and I
are so thankful she hasnt been binge
watching Breaking Bad or Dexter.
While Lindsey locks herself in her
whale grey room, working on her
pre-med studies via Netflix, Rylee, now
age 12, can usually be found jumping on
our neighbors trampoline, playing
Minecraft, producing elaborate Snapchat
videos, singing, dancing or just talking a
lot. While none of these activities will
prepare her for her career aspiration of
being a biomedical engineer, they may
give her some opportunities in the circus.
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I dont care if shes touching you. Were on vacation and this is supposed to be fun, so act likeyou love your sisters and smile, and let me take your picture! And stop rolling your eyes!
housecleaning and all things parental is a
mom, also known as Susan to me. Yes,
2015 wasnt much different than many of
the years before. Susan has been busy
being Mom, and as you probably know,
motherhood is a pretty big time-suck.
Not that motherhood sucks (although
sometimes is does), it does demand a lot
of time and effort. Good motherly advice
and life lessons dont just happen all by
themselves. No, it takes some crafty
thought and time to encourage, guilt or
shame your kids into making good life
choices! Susan has been busy!
As if this isnt enough, Susan has takena part-time job doing data input for the
accounting department at a company
called System Improvements. This job
brings in some extra income, and
provides her with conversations with
actual adults. She really likes this aspect
of the job, since she really likes all
of her colleagues.
Once dinner has been cooked,
dishes done, homework finished
and kids are in bed, its time to go to
bed, but instead we stay up late to
binge watch something on Netflix
or Amazon, as Susan sits on her
Throne of Dogs, which is the
loveseat with her in the middle and a
beagle to her right and a beagle to
her left. Theres a fine line between
royalty and crazy dog lady, but
in this case, I wisely choose the former
She is definitely a queen.
Last year at this time, Queen Susan was
married to an unemployed king, since I
had just recently been laid off from my
job of 12 years at HGTV. After the
layoff, I started doing freelance work,
while looking for a full time job. I had
talked with different groups, had some
interviews and made a trip to Washing-
ton, DC to meet with different people,
but in the end, I took a job right here in
Knoxville. In February, I took on the roleof creative director at Red Arrow Indus-
tries, a video production and post
production company. When I worked at
HGTV, I worked
with Red Arrow and
the two owners for a
number of years. I
always liked their
company and had a
lot of respect for the
owners, so when this
opportunity came
available, it was
perfect and the best
case scenario for our
family. Red Arrow
has been doing very
well and continues
to grow. Its fun to
play a part in a growing small business
with great people, doing what I love to
do. This role has allowed me to be much
more hands-on again, which I enjoy, andto see a different facet of the television
industry. Im thankful for how every-
thing worked out.
While incredibly thankful to be work-
ing, there were moments of play and
vacation for our family in 2015. During
the summer, we hit one of our favorites
again, Hilton Head Island, where we had
pastries at the local coffee shop, rode
bikes, went to the beach, swam in the
pool, took walks, shopped, ate mo
food, watched a Star Wars episode
night, and repeated those steps each d
we were there. We left with sand betwe
our toes and totally refreshed a
prepped for Star Wars: The Force Awa
ens.
Then in November, different fam
members from Susans side of the famvisited us to help celebrate Susan
moms 80th birthday. A week later,
drove to Champaign, Illinois to visit m
Mom and stepd
over Thanksgiving
fed myself into
state of lethargy, a
then joined t
masses in Bla
Friday shopping
Thursday. If
stores werent op
on Thanksgivi
Day, I would ha
been forced to w
until that Friday
buy something
didnt know
wanted.
It seems Christmas spirit beg
earlier every year. It was October 1
and I made a trip to the local Hom
Depot to probably buy something manand when I stepped through the doors
was greeted by a Christmas tree farm
fake trees. This made me think of Mic
gan snow, Saturday morning cartoo
Star Wars, vinyl records, Atari 2600, b
fishing, Polaroid cameras, new Coke
yellow Toyota Tercel, the M
Vanilli scandal, Full S
Moscow, Susan, KSHB, baby o
the Mall, baby two, HGTV, ba
three, college, polaroid camer
vinyl records, Star Wars, and n
Home Depot. All of which had m
asking, How did I get here? A
no, not to the More Saving. Mo
Doing store, but how did I g
here here? How did I get to t
middle of my life?
I realized Christmas and midl
have a similarity, beyond the weight g
at those times of life. On the same date
every single year, we celebrate Chri
mas. We know what date it is and
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spent the first half of life looking
forward forward to the next step, the
next stage and next big thing in life.
From getting a drivers license, turning
18, going to college, my first career job
to getting married, having
kids, a first house, getting job
promotions, and so on.
Now, after experiencing alot of life stages and
achieving different goals,
I find myself pausing, and
not just looking forward,
but back. I remember the
good old days, even though
they didnt always seem good at
the time, and wonder how they passed so
quickly. And, as I look forward, I
wonder, Whats next? Some of the
answers to that question are obvious, but
there dont seem to be as many major
milestones as when youre 18, unless
you rank colonoscopies and prostate
exams up there with marriage and having
children. Nonetheless,
t h i s
middle
t i m e
seems to
be transi-
t i o n a l ,
with lesscertainty
than I
thought I
would have at this age. This is hard,
because I like certainty and control.
So whats a middle-aged clich
supposed to do? I think Im finding the
answer to this question is another clich.
I think its best to be completely present
in the moment and today, and not get too
caught up in the past or the future. Its
best to embrace each day with all its
imperfections, to milk the life out of it,
and to enjoy whats sitting right in front
of me. Certainty is an illusion and control
know its coming. Its not a mystery, yet
almost every year we have a Home
Depot moment when were somehow
surprised to see that the yuletide spirit
has once again thrown up all over retail
o u tl e ts e v er y wh e re .
Christmas stuff already?!
What the? We almost
get angry about it! Its toosoon! But, in reality, its not
too soon. We just got busy
with life and are surprised
that were reaching the end
of another year again.
Similarly, we all know
were getting older. Its no mystery.
We all know the progression Baby to
child to angsty teen to twenties to thirties
to forties and so on. Its pretty basic
math, even graphic designers can under-
stand it. So, we go through life, aging
one day at a time, looking forward to the
new experiences of each stage. We stay
busy with life. On one of those busy
days, you make a Home
Depot run,
and with
some confu-
sion and
surprise you
ask, How did
I get here?A g a i n , w e
knew i t was
coming, but are
somehow blindsided when we hit the age
our parents were, back when we thought
they were really old.
Bro, sounds like youre having a
mid-life crisis thing. (Thats my old
man interpretation of a teenager talking
to me.) Yes, Im a walking clich, barring
the sporty convertible and the illicit
affair. I turned 45 this year. Mentally, I
dont feel that old, but my once constant
150 mph metabolism, now seems to be
stuck in stop and go traffic in between a
donut and a funnel cake. I find this a little
depressing, so I eat to numb the pain.
What? They serve breakfast all day at
McDonalds? Hey, Rylee, how about you
and I go get some breakfast? I know its
3pm, but that doesnt matter now!
Aside from physical changes, Ive
encountered changes in thought, too. Ive
is not mine to have. Its best for me
accept this. Basically, I am sayi
Seize the day. I told you it was a clic
but a cliche is usually just a truth tha
been annoyingly repeated too ma
times, but its still a truth. Its l
Adeles song, Hello - Its a good so
but its been annoyingly repeated w
too many times.Jesus addressed some these sa
concerns (not about Adeles song, but
former) by assuring his followers t
God knows of and takes care of all
details of their lives, summarizing w
So dont worry about tomorrow,
tomorrow will bring its own worri
Todays trouble is enough for toda
Essentially, its best for me to kick wo
to the curb and trust in Gods love, ch
acter and control. He loves me and
taking care of all things.
Thats such a great truth. I just wis
always believed and practiced it. Whi
know the sausage, egg and cheese bisc
is not the best choice for lunch, I still
it. And though I know how to liv
healthy emotional and spiritual life, th
are times when I still worry my pre
little head about age, the future and
trivial things of life. Obviously, my fa
and practice isnt perfect, but my imp
fection doesnt invalidate this truth, bsimply exposes the need for it. So, I h
onto it. I hang onto Gods message
love, peace and hope. This does
change my age, but it changes me... li
by little, a day at a time.
So, whether youre a millenn
middle-aged or seasoned with wisdo
we hope you find your days filled w
grace, peace and hope this year. We ho
you embrace each day with all its j
and imperfections, too, while find
God in the middle of it all. We wish
very belated Merry Christmas, a Hap
New Year and a Festive Presidents D
TODD & SUSAN KALEY, LINDSEY & RYLEE