2010spring_preseason
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Issue: 1 2011 spring season The gmot SANDBAR ½ OFF PINT DRAFTS $4.50 CORONAS GROVE CENTRAL $5 PITCHERS $4.50 CORONAS $2 PIZZA SLICES FALL 2010 COCONUT CHAMPIONS HAWT MESS FALL 2010 FL GROVE CHAMPIONS BELLIGERENTTRANSCRIPT
After a three month break Coconut/Grove kickball is back!
This season some new blood will be joining the select company that is our two leagues which is a rare occasion so I would like to welcome those new teams to the leagues, get ready for some craziness! For those who have been here forever you know things won’t change, we will still have good times playing, even better times drinking, and yet even better stories for what happened after all the drinking and madness. For those who don’t know me, the new boss, you will get to know me quickly as I am the new Frigo. Please feel free to contact me anytime should you have questions regarding anything kickball related, any personal issues such as: “why won’t the new girl go home with me after I did 8 Jaegerbombs” or “I used to be the best athlete in my gym class, why do I bat 16th in the lineup?” ask someone who gives a sh*t cuz I don’t! From the new guy in charge, Lokash
LOW DOWN FROM LOKASH
Welcome back veteran kickballers and welcome to all those newbies (good luck with this group). For all those who don’t know the GMOT: Ghostwoman On Third is the weekly newsletter for kickball that provides useless facts, the schedules, rankings, photos, stories and other stuff that goes thrown in here. Please know that the GMOT is only amazing when you contribute so if you have a great hook-‐up story,
blackout story, text from last night, video or just some kickball gossip please share with the world at [email protected] and you’ll for sure see it the following week. Hope you enjoy your first week of kickball…don’t forget to down shots like your liver doesn’t care, be social at your game, dance like there is no tomorrow and have a blast! Cheers from your lovely GMOT, Lucy
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The gmot
Issue: 1 2011 spring
season
BECAUSE WE HAVE TO DRINK MORE, EAT PIZZA, DRINK MORE AGAIN AND
DANCE SOME WHERE....YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO HERE
SANDBAR
½ OFF PINT DRAFTS
$4.50 CORONAS
GROVE CENTRAL
$5 PITCHERS $4.50 CORONAS $2 PIZZA SLICES
FALL 2010 COCONUT CHAMPIONS HAWT MESS
FALL 2010 FL GROVE CHAMPIONS BELLIGERENT
REF 1 Hawt Mess vs Drunken Leprechauns Prestige 2 Hold My Drank vs Donka Do Balls HK
3 That's What She
Said vs Pitches Be Trippin' Eso 4 Hold My Beer vs Arrancale Wakata
REFS
1 Wakata vs Prestige Worldwide HM
2 Huge Knockers vs Eso Pasa Donka
3 Belligerent vs Buck Mad Fitches Pachan
4 Blue Ballers vs Multiple Scorgasms Pachan
REFS
1 Suck My Kick vs Wasted Potential Wakata
2 Win or Lose We Booze vs Pitches Be Crazy Eso
3 Get Some vs Cherry Poppers Pachan
6:45 GAME
7:45 GAME
7:45 GAME
FIELD SET-‐UP: TWSS FIELD PICK-‐UP: WAKATA
Flip Cup Standings (The Real Reason We Come To Kickball)
To participate in the flip cup standings you must send in
your score of an overall five game match-up. You
play the team that you just played in kickball. You’ll receive a point for every game won. We only know the scores if you email
[email protected] you’ll have till Sunday night by
7:00pm to send in your score or you don’t get points for that week. If you went
to a weird college that didn’t play flip cup here is a how to play flip cup video. If
you have any questions feel free to contact the gmot.
THE DO’S AND THE DON’TS
OF KICKBALL FRIDAY
Bring drinks to the fields but no bottles or cans…just put whatever drink that resembles four loko in a cooler and drink out of that.
Clean up after yourselves, unfortunately maid service was cut out of the Waka budget due to the economy.
Friendly note about Refs in general: they are just like you, drunk and sometimes don’t pay attention; they do the best they can. Just remember that you’re the one who looks like a jerk yelling at them.
Kickball players don’t actually own the Grove on Friday nights, so when you do something stupid you’re not excluded from any laws just because you’re wearing a kickball shirt.
Never leave a fellow kickballer behind; kickballers take care of their own. Don’t let your teammates drink like a champion and then drive home...find the closest decent looking guy/gal who can drive and introduce them and have them go home together.
Game time is not a suggestion just because Miami time is 20 minutes late to everything that isn’t okay at kickball. So if you need to do your pregame rituals (stretching your arm muscles for flip cup, drinking a big gulp or listening to music on your ipod).
It’s super important that if you end up having a “sleep over” with a fellow kickballer be cool with them on Saturday even if you forget their name. When they drop you off at your car dab it out, smile and say “hi” the following week.
You must read the GMOT newsletter every week and contribute by sending in photos, videos, post game write-ups, texts from last night, stories and anything else you deem important to the kickball world. The GMOT only gets better when you send in stuff.