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The Fairly OddParents “SuperBike” Recording Script (AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT) #121 Written By: Jack Thomas First Draft: 1/31/01 Second Draft: 2/7/01 Third Draft: 2/12/01 Fourth Draft: 2/16/01 Fifth Draft: 2/22/01 Final Draft: 2/26/01 Nickelodeon Animation Studios c 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved

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The Fairly Oddparents Episodes 101-126

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The Fairly OddParents

“SuperBike”Recording Script

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)#121

Written By:Jack Thomas

First Draft:1/31/01Second Draft:2/7/01Third Draft: 2/12/01Fourth Draft:2/16/01Fifth Draft:2/22/01Final Draft:2/26/01

Nickelodeon Animation Studiosc 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved

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The Fairly OddParents: “SuperBike” Recording Script by Jack Thomas 2/26/01

FADE IN:

EXT. BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

TIMMY and COSMO, both in deep sea DIVING SUITS, are lowered into scene inside a SHARK CAGE. They carry very network-friendly PLUNGER SHOOTERS, with PLUNGERS poking out of the ends. It’s quiet. Too quiet.

1 TIMMYIt’s quiet. To quiet.

2 COSMOAnd it’s wet. Too wet.

Suddenly, an enormous PINK SHARK swims out of nowhere and CHOMPS the cage!!!

3 COSMO/TIMMYAaaagh!!!

The shark rips the cage open, sending Cosmo and Timmy spinning out into the water. As the shark bears down on them, Timmy fires his plunger. It sticks the shark right in the chest!!!

4 SHARKOoooh! You got me!!! Everything’s going...pink!!!!!

The shark makes some dorky “dying” faces and sinks to the bottom. Cosmo and Timmy swim up to it.

5 COSMONice shootin’, Tex!

The shark changes into - who else? - Wanda.

6 WANDAI’ll say!

7 DAD(Muffled) Timmy!

WIDEN TO REVEAL all the underwater action is taking place in the FISHBOWL in -

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Timmy’s DAD enters.

8 DAD

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Oh, Son of mine?

He looks around the room, totally missing the miniature shipwreck and diver in the fishbowl.

9 DAD Where is that boy? I want to give him a gift for no reason whatsoever!

Dad exits. COSMO and WANDA POOF into the fishbowl in GOLDFISH FORM.

10 TIMMYDid he say “gift”?

11 WANDAThat’s what I heard!

12 TIMMYEmergency anti-wish maneuver 74! Now!

Cosmo and Wanda Poof Timmy out of the bowl.

INT. GARAGE - MOMENTS LATER

Timmy catches up with his father.

13 TIMMYHello gift my gift wonderful gift Dad. (beat) Gift.

14 DADHey, that reminds me!

Behind Dad, Cosmo and Wanda pop into the scene as a pair of matching WRENCHES, hanging above Dad’s WORKBENCH. Cosmo and Wanda wink at Timmy.

15 DADYou know what this weekend is?

16 TIMMYYeah! The Annual Dimmsdale Father-Son Bike Race!

17 DADRight! And I have a surprise for you!

Dad wheels out a WRAPPED GIFT THAT’S OBVIOUSLY A BIKE.

18 TIMMYIs it a bike?

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19 DADWHO TOLD YOU? (beat) Not JUST a bike. It’s a bike I made!

Dad pulls off the tarp. It’s the FRANKENSTEIN OF BIKES-- Mismatched wheels, wooden frame, “Welcome to Asbury Park” pillow as a seat and fuzzy pink slippers for pedals.

20 TIMMYYou shouldn’t have.

21 DADAw, but I did anyway! Check out the wooden frame. It’s lighter and more flammable than titanium.

22 TIMMYA wooden frame? Are these handlebars made from rusty pipe?

23 DAD Yep! And check out the pedals!Fuzzy Toe loops for extra power and comfort. Whatcha think?

24 TIMMYWell, uh...well...

25 DADYou’re speechless. Take your time on your undying gratitude, I can wait.(beat) Okay. Anytime now.

26 MOM (OS)EEEEE!!! Somebody replaced my slippers with bike pedals!

27 DADOops. Gotta go. If your Mom asks?

He hands Timmy FIVE BUCKS.

28 TIMMY(Taking cash) I did it.

29 DADYou’re a good boy.

Dad runs away. Cosmo and Wanda POOF in as fairies.

30 COSMONifty bike, Timmy!

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31 TIMMYI can’t ride this bike at the big race! It stinks! I need a bike that’s as cool as I am.

32 COSMOTimmy, this bike is as cool as you are.

33 WANDABesides, your dad made it for you with his own two hands.

34 TIMMYYeah, well, he made a cruddy bike. I wish I had a SUPER-Bi--

35 COSMO AND WANDANO!!!!

36 WANDAWe had an agreement about “super” wishes.

37 COSMORemember “Super-kitty?”

FLASHBACK - EXT. A NEIGHBORHOOD STREET CORNER

Dozens of DOGS come yelping around the corner, running for their lives. A second later, a 30-foot-tall KITTY comes innocently bounding after them.

38 SUPER-KITTYMeow.

WINDOWS shatter all over the neighborhood.

INT. GARAGE - MOMENTS LATER

Cosmo shudders. Wanda puts a reassuring arm around him.

39 WANDA(re: Cosmo) And don’t make him re-live Super Toilet.

Cosmo vacantly rocks back and forth like “Rain Man.”

40 COSMOIt took the plunger. The whole plunger.

41 TIMMYOkay. How ‘bout this then? I wish for a smart bike that’s unstoppable, unbreakable, totally modern and cool and just for me.

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The wands wave and POOF! THE GREATEST BIKE ON EARTH appears -- Sleek and modern with every option including a little LION’S HEAD HORN on the handle bars.

42 TIMMYIt’s BEAUTIFUL.

The lion’s eyes glow as the bike speaks through the horn with a female voice, eerily reminiscent of “HAL” in 2001.

43 SUPERBIKEHello, Timmy. Shall we go for a ride?

44 TIMMYCool!

45 WANDA AND COSMOCan we come?

46 TIMMYSure!

Beat. The bike leers at Cosmo and Wanda. Then...

47 SUPERBIKE“Super-toilet.”

Cosmo YELPS, instantly balls up into a fetal position and shivers with fear. Wanda comes to his aid as Timmy hops on SuperBike. He hits a button and the rear REFLECTOR turns into a JET ENGINE.

48 SUPERBIKEThree..two..one..hang on Timmy.

A SEATBELT, HELMET and FLIGHT GEAR pop onto Timmy as the bike blasts OS. Cosmo and Wanda are turned into PILES OF ASHES.

49 COSMODidn’t see that comin’!

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. DIMMSDALE PARK (CAMERA FOLLOWS TIMMY ON HIS BIKE)

Timmy and SuperBike roar thru various tranquil scenes, turning things to ashes in their wake. They zoom past BIRDS in a BIRDBATH, turning them into ROASTED CHICKENS. A MIME with a white face becomes charred. Timmy rides SuperBike into the setting sun, leaving a burnt trail behind him.

DISSOLVE TO:

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INT. KITCHEN - NEXT MORNING

Dad reads the PAPER. Mom walks in with a GRIDDLE, wearing her BIKE-PEDAL-SLIPPERS. Timmy buzzes through.

50 DAD(sing songy)

Hey, Son. Who wants a ride to school?

51 TIMMY(sing songy)

Not me. I’ve got a really cool bike!

Timmy runs out. Dad tears up.

52 DADDid you hear that? Timmy finally appreciates his old man!

53 MOMThis calls for a celebration! Who wants a fruit shake?

54 DADOoh! Ooh! Me!

Mom tries to sneakily pull out a fancy, modern BLENDER.

55 DADThat’s not the blender I made you!

56 MOMOh! Why, you’re right! Silly me. Let me get the “good” blender...

Mom SIGHS and pulls out a RUBE GOLDBERG-LOOKING BLENDER.

57 DADAwright! Fruit me up, Baby!

EXT. HOUSE - SAME

We hear the blender whir. Juice shake splatters on the inside of the window as Timmy rides past on his bike.

EXT. STREET

Timmy - in his own world - rides SuperBike. AJ and CHESTER, also on bikes, fall in beside him.

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58 CHESTERHey, Timmy! Great bike. Where’d you get it?

59 TIMMYInternet.

AJ gets too close. The lion horn GROWLS. AJ backs off.

60 AJCool horn. What does it eat?

Timmy looks a little alarmed but he shrugs it off.

61 TIMMY Internet.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. SCHOOLYARD - CONTINUOUS

Timmy parks his bike in the BIKE RACK right beside TRIXIE and her bike.

62 TRIXIEFancy bike, Turnie Timmer!

Trixie walks OS.

63 TIMMYIt’s Timmy Turner! Timmy... Trixie wait up! We can ride home together!

Timmy leaves SuperBike behind. SuperBike growls jealously and turns it’s horn towards Trixie’s bike. It’s eyes narrow and glow red. Timmy doesn’t notice.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. SCHOOLYARD - AFTERNOON

The bell rings. STUDENTS pour out of every orifice of the school building. Suddenly, everyone stops.

64 TRIXIEAyeeeeeeee! My bike, my beautiful, Italian made, designer original, Corinthian leather seat, costs more than most of your parent’s make-in-a-year, bike!

It’s in pieces. Beside it, all the other bikes have flat tires and are mangled. Every bike, that is, except SuperBike. Timmy, Chester and AJ enter scene.

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65 CHESTERWhat kind of animal would do this?

A GLEAM catches a Lion-horn fang as SuperBike spits the bike seat out of it’s mouth. Nobody notices.

66 TIMMYGot me. I’m just glad nothing happened to my bike!

Timmy hops on SuperBike and revs the engine.

67 TIMMY See ya guys.

Timmy blasts away, leaving everyone scorched in his wake.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. TIMMY’S GARAGE - LATER

Cosmo and Wanda drop a TARP over SuperBike as Timmy puts his Dad’s bike out to be seen.

68 COSMOThat’s weird that every bike except yours got attacked.

69 TIMMYYeah! This sure is one lucky bike!

70 WANDAWell, that’s ONE way to look at it. I think...

Cosmo and Wanda quickly become two CANS OF MOTOR OIL as Dad enters.

71 DADOh, bike-owning Son. Your Mom says to come in and wash up for dinner.

(beat; sees clean bike)Hey! I thought you said you were riding your new bike to school.

72 TIMMYI did!

Timmy runs OS as Dad looks at his bike quizzically.

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73 DADGasp!! My goodness!

INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

74 DADHoney, Timmy said he rode his new bike to school, but it’s not dirty at all. You know what this means?

Mom enters, wearing a baseball catcher’s CHEST PROTECTOR.

75 MOMWhat?

76 DADHe loves the bike so much, he’s washed it already!

77 MOMAw, Honey, who doesn’t love your contraptions?

The MICROWAVE dings -- It’s a scary amalgamation of parts. Mom puts on a WELDER’S MASK as she opens it.

78 MOM Incoming!

A glowing, red HAM flies out, knocking Mom OS.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. GARAGE - NIGHT

Timmy polishes SuperBike. The godparents float above him.

79 TIMMYBye, guys!. I’m going over to Chester’s to play “Magic and Dragoons!”

80 SUPERBIKEWouldn’t you prefer a nice ride in the park, instead?

81 TIMMYYeah! Actually that would be...

82 WANDATimmy you have to go to Chester’s! You’re the only one with the game books.

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83 COSMOYou’re the only one with the imagination.

84 TIMMYYeah... You’re right. I should go.

Timmy starts to walk toward the door... when SuperBike ZIPS in front of him.

85 SUPERBIKElet me give you a ride there Timmy.

86 WANDAHe’s perfectly capable of walking...

87 SUPERBIKESuper-toilet.

COSMO yelps as Wanda comforts him again.

88 SUPERBIKECome on, Timmy. I’ll take you.

The bike’s lion eyes swirl like hypnosis beams.

89 TIMMY(mesmerized)

Well... I guess it’s okay. Let’s go!

Timmy and SuperBike roar OS, leaving Cosmo and Wanda as piles of ashes. Again.

90 COSMOWow! That’s twice I missed the completely obvious!

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. CHESTER’S MOBILE HOME - MOMENTS LATER

Timmy zooms past.

91 TIMMYThere’s Chester’s house. Back there.

Timmy zooms back in from the opposite direction.

92 TIMMY Hey! Cut that out!!!

He stands on the brakes, but skids out of frame again. He re-enters a second later and jumps off the bike.

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93 TIMMY What was that all about?

94 SUPERBIKESorry, Timmy. I just don’t think this is a very good neighborhood.

Timmy starts for the door. SuperBike blocks him.

95 TIMMYHEY!!!

96 SUPERBIKEDon’t leave me, Timmy. I’m...uh... scared of the dark?

He steps around SuperBike, who blocks him again. They juke back and forth, trying to fake each other out.

97 TIMMYKnock it off! Stay here. That’s an order!

Timmy sets SuperBike to one side and puts down the kickstand. He starts up the steps. CRASH! Timmy turns to find SuperBike on it’s side.

98 TIMMY What happened?

99 SUPERBIKEYou didn’t...put my kickstand...down all the way?

100 TIMMYYou look okay to me. Besides, you’re indestructible.

Behind Timmy’s back, SuperBike’s mirror falls off just by itself.

101 SUPERBIKEMy mirror!

102 TIMMYSuperBike!

Timmy scoops it up gently.

103 SUPERBIKEGo. Have fun with your friends.

104 TIMMYAre you okay?

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The bike horn’s eyes glint. Timmy’s eyes gloss over.

105 SUPERBIKEI’m fine... (COUGH) Just leave me here on the cold ground...(COUGH)I’ll rust in silence...

106 TIMMYNo, really. It’s okay. I can go to Chester’s anytime. Let’s go home.

107 SUPERBIKECan we go the long way?

108 TIMMYUh...sure. Whatever you want.

The Lion horn’s eyes glow brightly. Hypnotically. It smiles.

INT. GARAGE - NEXT DAY

Timmy tries to reattach the mirror with TAPE but it keeps flopping down. Wanda and Cosmo appear in SCUBA GEAR.

109 WANDATimmy, we were supposed to go diving for treasure this morning!

110 TIMMY(dreamy) Can’t. Race. Afternoon.

111 COSMOWhatcha doing, sport?

112 TIMMYFix bike. Mirror fell off. My fault.

113 WANDATimmy, that’s impossible. The bike is “unbreakable” remember? (she realizes)The bike made it’s own mirror fall off. To keep you away from your friends. The bike is jealous of them!

This snaps Timmy out of his fog.

114 TIMMYYou’re the one that sounds jealous!

He gives up and sets the mirror on the workbench.

115 WANDA

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Timmy, you can’t ride SuperBike! Your Dad made that other bike for the race.

116 TIMMYBut he only made the bike so I’d be happy, right? Winning the race would make me happy. So, Wouldn’t he logically want me to ride this bike?

He has them again. He roars OS, leaving Cosmo and Wanda as ashes again.

117 WANDAThat’s it. Next assignment we ask for a kid who isn’t so bright.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. JAMES WATT MEMORIAL PARK -- LATER

All sorts of KIDS and PARENTS are busy signing up and warming up for the race. Mom stands by Dad and his bike.

118 DADWhere could Timmy be? Honey, check the watch I made you!

119 MOMIt’s...

Mom pulls out a combination WATCH/TESLA COIL. With a shock, her hair POOFS out from the static electricity.

120 MOMNoon?

121 DADIt’s a half hour till race time! He’s probably still polishing the bike... He loves that bike so much...

Suddenly, the crowd starts to part. Something is zooming in closer and closer. It’s Timmy. On the SuperBike. He skids to a stop, perfectly lined up beside his Dad.

122 TIMMYHey Dad. Ready to win?

Dad’s jaw drops when he sees SuperBike.

123 DADWhere’s your bike?

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124 TIMMYThis is my bike.

125 DADYou mean you’ve been riding this bike the whole time? And not the one I made you?

126 TIMMYYeah. I mean, did you see how fast I was just going? We’re gonna win.

127 DAD(obviously crushed)

If that’s what you want, Son. Fine. I’ll be right over here doing my pre-race, deep breathing exercises. Don’t be alarmed if it looks like I’m sobbing. Oh, and if my eyes start to water, that’s normal too.

He walks away and starts to sob. Timmy looks at Mom, who’s face is charred and who’s hair is standing on end.

128 TIMMYWhat’s the matter with Dad?

129 MOMTimmy? Do you know why I use the clearly dangerous things your Dad makes for me?

130 TIMMYBecause he has photos of you from the ‘60s?

131 MOMWHO TOLD YOU? (beat; then) No. It’s because I love your Dad, and it makes him happy to see me use them.

ON DAD - CLEARLY SOBBING.

132 DADJUST (SOB) DOING DEEP BREATHING! SOB!

133 MOMI won’t make you ride the bike he made. I’m just saying... it would make your father happy if you did. You’ve got... (checks watch; another shock) 30 minutes to decide.

She puts her arm around Dad.

134 MOM There, there, honey...

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135 TIMMYOh, man...

Timmy looks at the bike.

136 SUPERBIKECome on, Timmy. We’ve got a race to win!

137 TIMMYYeah! We... I... I can’t. I want to win, but not if it makes my Dad sad! You understand, right?

138 SUPERBIKE(after a beat) You know, if he really loved you, he’d let you ride me.

139 TIMMYHey! Don’t say that. My dad loves me!

140 SUPERBIKEAre you sure he loves you?

141 TIMMYYes I’m sure!

142 SUPERBIKEHow do you know he’s not lying?

143 TIMMYHow do I know you’re not?

144 SUPERBIKEWell... uh... I’m a bike!

145 TIMMYYeah! And you’ve been manipulating me to keep me away from my friends and family! Come on! We’re going home!

146 SUPERBIKECan we take the long way?

147 TIMMYNO!

CUT TO:

INT. GARAGE - MOMENTS LATER

Timmy zooms in as Cosmo and Wanda -- POOF! -- appear.

148 TIMMY

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Not a lot of time! You right, Me wrong. Just because I can wish for something, doesn’t mean I should.

He pulls the tarp off the Dad bike.

149 SUPERBIKEBut, Timmy. I’m your bike.

150 TIMMYYeah, but you’re not a very nice bike. And I don’t want to ride you anymore.

151 SUPERBIKE(Growl) That’s a shame, Timmy. Because you wouldn’t be able to ride any bike if you were in some sort of accident.

152 TIMMYIs that a threat?

153 SUPERBIKEMaybe I’m lying!

154 WANDAThat’s it! Bye bye, PsychoBike!

She waves her wand. POOF! Nothing. Again. POOF! Nothing.

155 WANDA Hey! What...

The bike laughs and revs it’s mighty engine. Cosmo’s head POOFS into Timmy’s head.

156 COSMOI wish for a bike that’s unstoppable!(back to Cosmo’s head) If we could just wish it away, that’s stoppable!

The bike lunges for the trio, but Timmy manages to slam the garage door just in time! Throughout the next few moments, the bike, now outside the garage, pounds against the door.

157 TIMMY(looking at clock) Oh man! 20 minutes until the race! I’ll never make it back in time!

He accidentally knocks the mirror off the workbench. It shatters on the floor. They stare in awe.

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158 TIMMY SuperBike’s mirror. It broke?

159 WANDABut how?

160 COSMOWell, it’s just a stupid mirror!

161 TIMMYThat’s it! If the mirror falls off the SuperBike, it’s not a super mirror... it’s just a regular mirror! If I can take the bike apart, then it’s just a bunch of regular parts!

162 WANDAHow are you going to do that, Timmy? You can’t break it physically.

163 TIMMYNo... but I can break it emotionally! Follow my lead...

Timmy opens the door. The SuperBike stands there. Huffing and puffing angrily.

164 TIMMY Hey... hey... I’m sorry. You’re right. You’re the best bike ever.

165 SUPERBIKEHow do I know you’re not lying?

166 TIMMYCome on... look at this face... could it ever lie to you?

167 SUPERBIKE(calming down) Well... I suppose...

168 TIMMY OHMYGOSH!!! Is that a scratch on your horn?

169 SUPERBIKEWhat? Where?

170 TIMMY

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Right there, on your nose. Can I get that for you? The best bike in the whole world shouldn’t have a scratch!

171 SUPERBIKEOh, Timmy! I just knew you’d come back to me!

Using a CLOTH he polishes the horn, covering it’s eyes. Timmy holds his hand out. POOF! A COSMO WRENCH appears. Timmy loosens a BOLT by the wheel. Both FENDERS fall off.

172 SUPERBIKE What was that?

Wanda waves her wand... POOF! The fenders disappear. She gives Timmy a thumbs up.

173 TIMMYOh... uh... just a piece falling off my Dad’s stupid bike! (then) Gasp!!!

174 SUPERBIKEWHAT?

175 TIMMYYou’re chain is so dirty! I can’t have you win with a dirty chain!

176 SUPERBIKENo... no...

Timmy bends down to clean the chain with the RAG. As he does, Wanda flies over and holds up SuperBike’s BLUEPRINT and points to a bolt at the center of the bike. Timmy starts to loosen the master bolt.

177 SUPERBIKE Hey! That’s not my chain! What are you doing?

178 TIMMYI’m just tightening a loose bolt.

179 SUPERBIKEWrong way. It’s righty tighty lefty loosey.

180 TIMMYYour left or my left?

The bike shakes free. As it does, the PEDALS fall off. Wanda waves her wand and the part disappears.

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181 SUPERBIKEI know what’s going on here! Fine! If I can’t be your bike. Nobody can!!!

SuperBike aims itself at the Dad bike. It spins it’s back tire, churning up a HEAD OF STEAM. Timmy gets on Dad’s bike and begins to ride away -- but he moves too slowly.

182 COSMOTimmy! Look out!

Cosmo POOFS into normal form and grabs Dad’s power SCREWDRIVER. The SuperBike stops in front of Cosmo.

183 SUPERBIKE“SuperToilet.”

Cosmo YELPS and folds up around the power screwdriver. Wanda POOFS in.

184 WANDACosmo! Give me the screw driver!

185 COMSOSo much clogging...

186 WANDASnap out of it! Or Timmy’s a goner!

Cosmo gets a look of resolve as we...

CUT TO:

EXT. A STREET OUTSIDE TIMMY’S HOUSE - SAME TIME

SuperBike’S POV - Over the horn, Timmy desperately tries to pedal away ... to no avail.

187 SUPERBIKE(REALLY MENACING) Timmy... wait... you’re about to go for a ride...

POOF! Cosmo appears in front of the bike.

188 COSMOHi, SuperBike! Meet Super Screwdriver!

DIFFERENT ANGLE

Cosmo starts the screw driver and unscrews the master bolt. As the bike gets closer to Timmy, it starts to shake and fall apart. Like little

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Forrest Gump’s leg braces. It lands in a heap -- only the handle bars and the horn remain intact.

189 SUPERBIKE Timmy...don’t go...if I can’t ride you...nobody can!!!!

The bike pile tries to lunge at Timmy! Wanda quickly zaps away everything but the horn and handlebars.

190 TIMMYSorry. I’m late for a ride with my Dad!!

Timmy kicks the horn off. It flies into the air. Wanda floats in the air, dressed in a BASEBALL OUTFIT. She hits the horn with her wand and POOF! It disappears over the horizon. Timmy pedals as the horn disappears.

191 TIMMYGoing! Going! Gone!

CUT TO:

EXT. JAMES WATT MEMORIAL PARK - RACE TIME

Timmy finds his Dad and Mom waiting at the start line.

192 DAD(like a spoiled kid)

Hey! Where’s your “cool” bike?

193 TIMMYI’m riding it. What could be cooler than a bike made by my Dad?

194 DADReally?

195 TIMMYYeah. Any Dad can go out and BUY a bike. You loved me enough to make one yourself! That’s what makes it cool!

196 DADAw... you’re just saying that.

197 TIMMYSo?

198 DAD

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Right! Let’s go! We’ve got a race to win!

CUT TO:

THE START OF THE RACE - MOMENTS LATER

199 STARTERGo!

Timmy and his Dad step on their bikes. The race begins. Timmy and Dad start to pedal. The racers disappear into the distance. After two seconds, both their bike fall apart underneath them. The hit the ground and then, after a beat, Dad and Timmy laugh their butts off.

200 DAD AND TIMMY(LAUGHING TOGETHER)

Mom walks into scene.

201 MOM(LAUGHS) (then) MY SLIPPERS!

Dad hands Timmy five bucks.

202 TIMMYI did it.

203 DADYou’re a good boy.

PAN BACK to reveal Cosmo and Wanda enjoying the moment from afar. Suddenly, the bike horn lands into frame.

204 SUPERBIKEI’ll be back... I’ll be...

POOF! Cosmo and Wanda conjure up an ENORMOUS TOILET - THE INFAMOUS “SUPERTOILET!”

205 WANDASuperBike, meet “SuperToilet!”

206 SUPERBIKENooooo!!!!!!

Cosmo tosses the horn into the toilet and sends it into oblivion with a mighty <FLUSH!>

207 COSMOI’ve conquered my fear!

Cosmo’s tie gets caught in the toilet and he gets sucked inside.

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208 COSMO Aaaagh...gurlp!!!!!!

IRIS OUT

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