.11r 11thsoruIssued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbi a

VOL. XVII,

VANCOUVER, B. C., TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1934

No. 18

"Will John Sumner and Jack Conway successfully upholdthe affirmative of the resolution: 'That Pacifism is a Spirituallyand Economically impossible creed' when they meet Robertso nCrichton and Leslie Jackson in the imperial debate this Frida yevening at the Hotel Vancouver?" is what the students ar e

U.B.C. Debaters To MeetEnglish Team Friday

ROBERTSON CRICHTON OF OXFORD, AND LESLIE JACKSON OFCAMBRIDGE, TO MEET CONWAY AND SUMNE R

DEBATE FRIDAY AT HOTEL VANCOUVER

Shakespearian ActorTo Give Performance s

FRITZ LEIBE R

Fritz Leiber, famous contemporar y

Shakespearian actor, supported b y

one of the finest playing companies

ever brought to Vancouver, will give

performances at the Vancouver The -

JOHN SUMNER

JACK CONWAY

The combined roars of the Arts-

men, Sciencemen and Aggies fough t

for precedence with the melodious

strains of Cain Smith's Embassy Or-

chestra . A shower of lunch papers

perpetually fell on the stage. In

short, there was a pep meeting Fri -

day .

As usual, long before the meeting,

was officially open, the three facul-

ties' cheering sections engaged in a

prolonged vocal contest . This was

cut short when Stu Keate appeare d

before the curtain as master of cer-

emonies . He ushered in the meet to

the tune of a heretofore unheard of

composition, which was very well re-

ceived .

Buddy Smith regaled the audienc e

with a song. This was followed b y

a short talk by Coach Ivor Moe, who ,

with a little quc'itioning by the mas -

ter of ceremonies, conceded the team

a good chance on Saturday . Fred

Belton, who played his last gam e

Saturday, spoke briefly .The cries of the cheerers next

brought out Docile Brown, who gave

an interpretation of "Savage Seren -

ade."

A distinctly immoral note was len t

to the program by Messrs. Whimster ,

Charlton and Sargent, with their fan

dance. It had been announced tha t

that "The fans were quicker than th e

eye," but, while the boys did thei r

best, a few mix'tps occurred .The new senior cheer leader, Ma x

Legg, then led each faculty in a yell ,

which v;as followed by a universit y

"Kitsilano ." Bill Tremaine officiall y

handed over the megaphone .

Soft lights, Emerson's music, an d

a good supper will be combined with

a pleasing effect when the gradua-ting class in Arts holds its last an d

best clam; party in the Georgian Club

next Thursday evening . This part y

will be the climax in class function s

for Arts '35 .The committee in charg e

Stewart Crysrlale, Marni e

Henry Clayton, Margaret Winter ,

Arthur Mayse, Irene Wallace, and

Bill Stott . Patrons and' patronesses

will be President and Mrs . L. S .

Klinck, Dean and Mrs . D. Buchanan ,

Mrs . Sedgewick, Dr . G. G. Sedgewick

and Dean Bollert .

Pay FeesAll who pay fees for graduation are

entitled to attend, and the executiv e

wishes it known, that party or n o

party, graduation fees must be paid .

The pre-Christmas fee is $3, th e

after-Christmas fee $4 :50 . The ap-

proximate distribution of this fee is

Georgian ClubScene Of Last

Arts '35 PartyFEES MUST BE PAID BEFORE YOU

CAN ATTEND PARTY

Buddy Smith, Dodle Brown, Featured

In Meeting Friday

Fan DancersAt Pep Meet

Are Success

will beMcKee,

ALAN BAKERAlan Baker, editor of the 1935 To-

tem, is a graduate of Victoria College ,where he was president of the AlmaMater Society . He has been on theUbyssey staff since coming to Var-sity, and has acted this fall as Ex -change Editor .

Totem EditorCopies Of Questionnaire On War

Being Distributed To Students

For the convenience of students, copies of the question-

naire which appeared in last Friday's Ubyssey on "What Do

You Think About War?" are being distributed in the Cafeteria .

As this is a question which concerns no one so vitall y

as young people of university age, it is hoped that the students

will give their wholehearted support in giving their honest op-

inion on the subject of war . It is only by so doing that we, the

persons directly concerned, can give expression to our feeling s

on the subject. The attitude of university students throughout

Canada and the rest of the world can work as a very power-

ful influence in determining the attitude of the public in gen-

eral, and hence in helping to decide whether or not civilizatio n

is to go through another wholesale slaughter inconceivably

more terrible than that which occured from 1914 to 1918.

It appears to be the opinion of some people that the stu-

dents of this university are dead, and without any interest in

national or international affairs. The response which this ques-

tionnaire brings forth will prove conclusively whether or no t

this is so. All that yo!,have to do is to put a check opposite the

opinions with which you agree and deposit the questionnaire i n

one of the boxes provided at the entrance to the Caf and in th e

corridor of the Arts Building. Blanks may be obtained at the

Pub Office .

The staff of the Ubyssey is doing its part by distributing

these ballots and is also prepared to take care of the collection

and tabulation of the results . Is it too much to ask the students

to do the rest?

has the Abbey Theatre Players, o fDublin, on tour. In Mr. Leiber'scompany are noted the following out -standing names : Virginia Bronson ,Agnes Elliott Scott, Mary Emerson ,Vera Loday, Gordon Burby, Elie Kal-khurst, France Bendtsen and JohnBurke .

Varsity Y .M.C.A. HearsDr. Topping on League

Dr. Topping, president of the Van-couver branch of the League of Na-tions Society, was guest speaker a ta supper meeting of the Varsity Yon Monday, Nov. 19, in the Caf .

Dr . Topping outlined the objectivesand functions of the League in worl dpolitics and their present applications .The League should be an interna-tional form of government to restric tthe freedom of the national state i norder to safeguard the freedom ofall . Geneva, stands for a world com-munity among a world of anarchy .Discussing the problem of racial min -

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Tuesday, November 27

Noon, Arts 100, S .C,M., Dr .

Hugh Dobson : "Family Life ."

9 :00 p .m., Varsity vs. V.A.C . ,

Senior A Basketball, Varsit y

Gym .Thursday, November 29

9 :00 p .m ., Arts '35 Class Party ,Georgian Club.

COMING EVENTS

atre beginning on Dec . 3 .This season, Mr Leiber is confinin g

his repertoire to five of the greatEnglish playwright's productions:Hamlet, to be given on Dec . 6, 8 ; Jul-ius Caesar, on Dec . 5, 8 ; The Merchantof Venice, on Dec. 4; King Lear,on Dec . 3, 7, and Macbeth, ort Dec . 5.

The actor and his company are pre -sented by Elbert A . Wickes—who also' $1 for the party, $2 for the valedic-

tory gift, and the remainder for th e

graduation ball, the banquet, and pos-sibly a boat excursion .

The $3 .00 fee shculd be paid at once .

The draw will take place tomor-

row at noon-hour . Any of the men

belonging to the class may invite a

girl for whom no ticket need b e

bought if she is a member of th e

class and has paid her fee. If she is

not a member of the class, he ma y

bring her for an extra $1 .The draw will provide partners for

the remainder of the class members ,

girls who draw bunks may take any -

one they like without additional cost .

asking this week ,Sumner in Winnipeg Debate

John Sumner, a senior in ChemicalEngineering, has been an outstandin gmember of the Parliamentary Foru m

since its inception . Last year, as wellas debating against the Law StudentsSociety here, lie represented his Alma

Meter in Winnipeg against the Uni-versity of Manitoba . Sumner is wel l

known in political circles as an ex-

cellent C .C .F . speaker. This year, he

is President of the L .S .E . and henc e

a member of Students' Council .

Conway Starred in Palo AltoJack Conway, senior, made a very

credible showing in his first year o f

formal debating, according to Fran kMillar, president of the parliamentar y

forum. He is experienced in inter -

national debating. He has debate d

once against Bates College and twic e

against Stanford. As a member of

the team which defeated Stanford i n

Palo Alto last year, he received con-siderable praise . He is a member o f

the forum executive and prominen t

in the Players' Club, having had part s

in the Christmas Plays and Caesar

and Cleopatra .Oxford Man Also Editor

Robertson Crichton was educated a tSeaberger School in Yorkshire where

he showed himself to be extremely

interested in Debating and in the

Drama. He produced six plays there

and later at Oxford played "Quince "

in the Reinhardt production of "A

Midsummer Night's Dream" for the

O .U .D .S, At Oxford too, he held ex-

ecutive positions both on the deba-ting union and the Conservative As-sociation . In his undergraduate clays

he was also Editor of the "Isis," th e

Oxford Journu ; ; and president of the

law society .Though politically a Tory Mr .

Crichton is very definitely "lef t

wing"; so much so in fact that h e

assisted in bringing forward an anti -

militarist resolution at the party con-ference in 1933. Mr. Crighton is a

Scotsman and never allows himself

to forget it though he is destined fo r

the English bar .

Jackson Interested In DramaLeslie Turnout Jackson was born

in Cape Town in 1912. He was edu-cated in Nottingham High School ,

where he was n Scholar and Captai n

of the School, and at Trinity Hall ,

Cambridge, where he was an O nExhibitioner in Classics . His early

interests lay rather in the directionof the stage than the debating plat -

form. At an early age he obtaine d

parts in his school productions . fin -

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Shakespearian Play sDiscussed By Englis h

Professor In Interview"Julius Caesar was very pleasantl y

staged and acted ; a revelation ofwhat can be clone with Shakespeareby average actors," declared Dr .Sedgewick, in an interv i ew granted

to the Ubyssey .He did not think that it would be

practicable to present a Shakespeareplay th i s spring, "The difficulties o fpresenting such a play increase i ngeometric progression as the size ofthe play and the number of actors . "

The chief difficulty lies in trainin ga large number of students to spea kblank verse ; the presentation of aplay, as outlined, would demand awhole term's work, "However," sai dthe genial doctor, "I would like t osee a plat, attempted, if the properpreparation was put on it . "

"I hope the Players' Club will b eable to find something better than aNoel Coward play . A University per-formance should have genuine artis-tic and intellectual content

."

Dr . Sedgewick thought that if shor tscenes were to be given, serious sceneswould be more suitable than come -dies or farces. "I suggest rarticularlythe Council scene from the first ac tof Othello"—A . B .

Department of Scienc eConsidered

"Whoever controls the basic chem-ical industry of a nation controls tha tnation, and no nation can ignore re -search and live," declared Dr. J . Al-len Harris at the Vancouver Insitut electure Saturday night in Arts 100 .

Dr . Harris opened his talk on "Re-ttlity in the Chemical Age," with abrief outline of what Chemistry is ."Most people," he said, "associat echemistry with the corner drugstore .The movies have given another er-roneous conception of the chemist .Many yaepic look on the chemist a sa magician

."

Research vs . Tariffs

"What manufacturers understand,

they use . The attitude towards chem-istry is one of militant scepticism .And, though they have refused re -search to improve their products, the y

demand higher tariffs when th echemically developed products o f

Europe outsell theirs . Research t o

improve products would be bette r

than any tariff. The modern hand-writing on the wall I translate as :

'The price of progress is research . 'As an example of the use of chem-istry, I will take the cotton growers.

By discovering that edible fats ca nbe made from cotton seed oil, th echemist has added $150,000,000 annual -ly to the value of the cotton crop .

"

"Unless our governments realiz e

that this is n chemical age, we ar ecertainly headed for that chaos whic hso many people are prophesying fo r

us."

Dr. Harris then gave a brief sur-vey of the Aluminum industry, theartificial silk industry, and the cal-cium carbide industry. He showed

that these industries had grown tre-mendously since the processes were

discovered .

Unnatural Resource s

"We are now getting to a poin t

where modern science will tend to

prevent war. There is no longermuch need to acquire colonies to

provide raw materials . And in B.C . ,

we will find that our natural re -sources are no longer natural resour-ces, because nobody wants them .

"

"I believe that a Department of

Science should be added to our cab-inet, to scientifically co-ordinate ou r

industries . And I believe that alu-

minum offers a new industry fo r

B .C. Here I have a can of sardine sfrom Norway, But it is not packe d

in tin plate . It is packed in alumi-

num. This has many advantages .First, it would offer a good new in-dustry for B.C. Second, no label i s

needed, as printed matter can b estamped on the metal . Third, no la-cquer is needed, because aluminu mforms its own protective coat of ox-

ide. Fourth, when used, it can b eremelted and made into another .

"It has been said that most ideascome from England and France, ar edeveloped in Germany, and the pa -tents are bought in America. I thinkthat in Canada we buy the finishedproduct . Anrl unless we wake upand realize that this is chemicalage, we will go on doing so."

"WE ARE, WE ARE, WE ARETHE ENGINEERS

Science! This is our column . Thepurpose of SMUS Mutterings is toserve the sciencemen — Notices, an-nouncements of meetings, Information ,sayings of Science, comments, an dwhatever you want . We have onemom appearance this term—hand inyour contribution to your class rep . ,or address to Bruce A . Robinson. 4thyear Ch . Eng . BEFORE next Saturdaynoon .

Class representatives are :5th Year—Ber i Brynelse n4th Year—Jimmie Or r3rd Year—John Witbec k2nd Ycar—Raymcnd Jones .

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SCIENCE PARTY FORSCIENCEMEN

Science scores again—the party o fthe year—more than three hundredpresent . At this rate the Science Ballis going to roll faster than ever,

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Sinclair and Potter were responsibl efor the decorations—we hand it t oyou, you sure dies a fine job .

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Non-sciencemen failed to crash onFriday, thanks to the efforts of Orr ,Carruthers, and ethers .

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Science songs, yells and hats helpedto make the evening a success . That'sfine, that is what they were made for .

S S S

And coming home from the partyone couple nit a night-mare, theyran into a milkman's horse .

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BOWLERSThose who watch the trend of the

markets have noticed a phenomenalrise in the price of second hand bow-lers . They take it as an indication

of improved business . But in reality ,the increased demand for used bow-lers and the corresponding increased

sale of red pail t may be taken as anindication that Science pep is float-ing on a full tide.

Those Aggiet who dared to lift a

red bowler and display it atop theflag pole on the "Horse Building" ,were dealt with as gently as possibl ein retrieving the emblem of superior-ity for Science . Aggie resistance wasat a particularly low ebb—owing t othe epidemic of "milkmaids' knee"sweeping the Faculty and putting sev-eral 'culture men on the sick list .

Let's hang on to our red lids boys,

they are ours. Don't give them to

performers even though they ar ebelles, you may not get them back .Red bowlers are a Science tradition .

The men of '3J and '33 had them (a slong as they could fight for them)and under no conditions did the y

part with them willingly .r S r

HOW ABOUT A 'CUT' ?Come, fellows, let's have some top -

notch designs far an illustrated head-ing for SMUS MUTTERINGS . Make

S .S . distinctive—show some initiative !

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Canadian Stamps Are

Collected on Campus

Are you a philatelist? If so, youwill be interested in a collection ofthe postage stamps of Canada andthe early British North American Col-onies that was started by the Uni-versity several years ago .

The work is curried on, under th edirection of the President, by a spec-ial committee appointed' for the pur-pose, and this Committee is commis-sioned not only to add, regularly, thestamps that may from time to tim ebe issued in Canada, but also to en-deavour to secure, through gifts orotherwise, any stamps of Canada thatwill add to the completeness of thecollection .

Contributions WantedAll contributions of old Canadia n

postage stamps are welcomed ; andthose who have stamps that mightadd to the completeness of the col-lection or who know the owners ofold stamps who might be pleased tohelp the University in this endeavou rare urged to co-operate with the com-mittee in making the collection, es-pecially of ea: 1y issues, as completeas possible .

Postage stamp collectors, student sof Canadian History and others wh oare interested may have access to thecollection through the Registrar .

Have you read The Colonial Pos-tal Systems and Postage Stamps ofVancouver Island and British Colum-bia by A. S. Deaville? It is in thelibrary .

Philosophy Club

Studys Schools

Of Thought

The last Philosophy Club meetingwas held on Tuesday at the home o fDr . C. W. Topping . Papers on "Be-haviorism" and "Functionalism" wer egiven by Miss Bella Newman and Mr .Chris Lent respectively .

Behaviorism started in 1898 wit hEdward Thorndyke and his book ,"Animal Intelligence ." His work wascarried on by John B. Watson, underwhom it became a natural science.The Behaviorists limit themselves t othings that can be observed . Theytake the whole field of human ad-justment and study responses, con-ditioned and unconditioned, and thei rinfluence is on the modification ofbehavior. Watson recognized thre ekinds of emotional response, fear ,rage and love . "Behaviorism is thelast word of science about ourselves

."

Functionalism is the most conserva-tive of all the schools of psychologyand is a logical outcome of the the-ories of James expressed in his "Prin-ciples of Psychology" in 1890 . Jamessaid that the final process is the as-sociation of things, not ideas . Fun-ctionalism, though closely connected

with biology, shows the difference i nthe actions of body governed by mindfrom pure body. It is "the study ofthe response of a whole individua lrather than the investigation of themovements of any single part of theindividual .

"

Dr. Harris SurveysModern Methods In

Chemical ResearchSMU S

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THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, November 27, 1934

3Mquur j(Member C.LP., P.I,P,A, )

Telephone: Point Grey 206Issued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Boardof the Alma Mater Society of the University of British

Columbia .

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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Archie ThompsonSENIOR EDITORS

Tuesday: Darrel Gomery

Friday: Zoe Browne-ClaytonNews Manager : John Cornish

Sports Editor: Donald Macdonal dAssociate Editors : Murray Hunter, John Logan

Associate Sports Editor: Clarence Idyl lFeature Editor: Margaret Ecker

Assistant Editors : Donna Lucas, Pauline PattersonAssistant Sports Editors : Paul Kozoolin, Ron Andrews .

Literary Editor : Arthur MayseExchange Editor : Alan Bake r

Advertising Manager: Tad. JefferyReportorial Staff

Doreen Agnew, Don Hogg, Dave Pettapiece, Shinob uHigashi, Freth Edmonds, Jack McDermot, Jim Findlay ,Bill Stott, Doreen Davis, Derwin Baird, Paddy Colthurst ,Alan Baker, Kemp Edmonds, Jim Beverige, KatherineScott, K. Grant, Bob McKenzie, William J . Robertson, R.A. Morrison, Lloyd Hobden, Madge Neill, Bob King, D.M. Fitzpatrick (features), Sam Redden (Muck), Sheil a

Buchanan, Norman De Poe, Nick Rodin, Ruth Hall .Circulation Assistant : Alan WalshCirculation Manager: Stuart De Vit t

Columnists: Alan Morley, Nancy Mile sCartoonist : John Davidson

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1934

THE IMPERIAL DEBATEThe debate between the representatives of

this University and the team from Oxford andCambridge—to be held in the Hotel Vancou-ver on Friday next—will undoubtedly proveto be one of the most outstanding events o fthis term.

There are many features of this contestthat should arouse interest and enthusiasmamong students and the public, in general . Inthe first place, it is important to realize thatU.B.C. will face men who are recognized vet-erans, trained in the finest of all oratorica lsocieties—the famous Oxford and Cambridg edebating Unions .

Both of these organizations have a tradi-tion behind them that is almost beyond th ecomprehension of students on this continent .It is from these Old Country centres of acad-emic interest that the Gladstones, the Salis-burys, the Curzons, the Asquiths, and a lon gline of other illustrious British political speak-ers and thinkers have drawn heavily in th epast, and will doubtless continue to do so i nthe future .

Again, we must realize that in our own ,Parliamentary Forum we have a debating erg- '

anization that—if somewhat lacking in the tra-ditions of its British rivals—has, nevertheless ,established a high standard of its own in recentyears. And we may also count ourselves for-tunate in securing men of such calibre as thetwo chosen to represent this University in th edebate .

Above everything else, there is the sub-ject of the contest—"Resolved that Pacifismis a spiritually and economically Impossibl eCreed"—which should provide both teams withexcellent weapons, in the shape of subtle arg-uments, for an epic oratorical battle . All that i sneeded to complete the program—a good turn-out—must be partially supplied, at least, b ystudents of U.B.C.

MANNERS IN THE STACKSWith Christmas exams looming in the near

future, the migration to the Library is alreadywell under way. Library hogs who establis habsentee ownership of seats have received thei rshare of condemnation, but there is anothe rtype of more or less unconscious offender whomight benefit from a casual reminder that so-ciable conversation is not conducive to study .The sociably inclined are objectionable enoug hin the main section of the Library, but in th estacks and reading-room, which have no sound -proof equipment, they are particularly an-noying. While small-talk is most enjoyable attimes and eavesdropping undoubtedly has itspoints it is perhaps unfair to impose one ' sconversational talents on the occupants of sur-rounding carrels, who, in the majority of cases ,would prefer to study. Posters in the caf whichread "Do Your Studying in the Library"might well be lent to the Library for theChristmas rush and painted on the other sid ewith "Do Your Talking in the Caf,"

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SOBS DEPT.You 've heard tell, no doubt, that capital-

ists have no heart, that in them the milk o fhuman kindness is frozen, and this is placedhere to disprove the theory. The capitalist ,represented by a very wealthy movie companyin Hollywood, we shall henceforth designat eas the X Brothers Company, Max and Jacob .

A few years ago Max and Jacob had anidea for a movie about an apple vendor whowas allowed for one day to spend all the mon-ey she wanted any way she wanted, but afte rthat it was all over.

So they found an old lady who sold ap-ples on the street . Her name was Helen Mc -Carthy. They let her choose what she woulddo on her big day . Ste chose to live in a bighotel, eat grandiosely, wear gorgeous clothes ,and in general have a roaring good time .

So they set her up, and had a big storyabout her in all the papers . Having attractedpublic attention, they released a picture en -titled "Lady for 24 Hours," purported to beabout the publicized lady .

The picture had the audiences standing inthe aisles, Max and Jacob made a lot of money .They pocketed it with smug grins of cornplacence over how clever they were, and ho wwell they had advertised, and how cheapl ytheir publicity had been secured .

A fortnight ago an old lady and her hus-band were found dead in their small apart-ment, dead from gas poisoning . Investigatio nshowed that the victims, both over 70 wereThomas and Helen McCarthy, who had bee nliving for the past fifteen months on $16 .59per month relief money .

A humanitarian reporter with a flair fo rsobbing in print sent the story to the As-sociated Press, which, being susceptible to sob sin features, spread it wide over the America ncontinent . There was no money for a funeral ,and potter's field was indicated .

But among the reading public of the sob-bing reporter were Max and Jacob, whos ehearts were wrung at the terrible prospect oftheir heroine going to a potter's field grave .Besides, the sobbing reporter had practicall ynamed them in his story .

So they made it up to her, yes, sir . Theygave her the swellest funeral which mone ycould buy.

USELESS INFORMATIONDid you see the Christmas Plays? Remem-

ber the first one, "They Refuse To Be Resur-rected" ? And do you remember where thepiquant Columbine stepped up behind thestruggling author to glance over his shoulderat the book he was reading? And she said :"Why, it 's called 'How To Write Plays' ."

Well, as a matter of fact, the book he wa sreading at the time was called : "The CradleSong . "

We defy you to find any use for that in -formation .

ETIQUETTE DEPT.A heinous social offense came to light a

few days ago in Mrs . Emily Post's invaluablelittle daily screed which is syndicated to Am-erica's leading papers daily . It's bad form tobe buried in your dinner clothes—that is for agentleman .

One of Mrs. Post 's correspondents wroteher to this effect : "A friend of mine died verysuddenly and I was entrusted with the arrange-ments for the funeral . The undertaker sai dhe must be buried in dinner clothes, and al-though I questioned the taste of this, I al -lowed it to be done . Was it bad form? "

And Mrs. Post answered in effect : "Tsk,Tsk! "

Mrs. Post's hints to the "don't know th escore-"ers are based on common kindness andinconspicuousness, she says, and usually heranswers conform with this . And just where th ebad taste lies in being buried in a dinner sui tfrom this point of view is not apparent .

Maybe Mrs . Post is a lady of faith who isimagining the gentleman's arrival (if any) i nheaven.

He arrives at the pearly gates, and draw sout his pass. He hands it to St. Peter. St .Peter looks at him with horror . The gentle-

DIR Tand

DIG SFrom the Campus

Garbage Ca n

News on the campus reached sucha low ebb this week that I had tomake something happen . Did yo uhear all about the mouse? Peopl eIn the pub have a habit of openingother people'a ink boxes and fillingtheir pens; so I took out the ink bot-tles and replaced it by a live mous efrom the abode of the haunting Fresh -ens! You should've been in the pub .when a Kappa innocently opened th ebox to get sane ink!! and nearly hadhysterics !

Then the, dame who correspond swith H . . . R . . . took it down tothe caf to score all the Phi Delts atnoon—last time they all stood on thei rtable and screamed while a sororit ysister captured it—but she let it es -cape . And did Dixie run? Dixie bythe way is the lady who serves Walt-er Kennedy at Council meetings withan extra scoop of ice cream on hi spie!! It appears students have pre-viously charged the caf with put-ing "mouse gravy" in the soup an dDixie was afraid a riot might breakout if it happened again .

However, the mouse was savedfrom the caf soup for that day sincea Junior in the A,D,'s took it ove rand let it loose in the library . Forfurther details see Mercer ,

. .Have you noticed the Alphi Ph i

Pledge who eat: bran muffins eachnoon-hour? The other day a certainfret . man was delegated to buy he ra second bran muffin . Now she'll beable to write "Coming Events" bet-ter—or maybe you didn't notice theabsence of "Coming Events" las tTuesday . It was emitted by the way ,because the Muck page was moreimportant .

* *I wonder wily Stuart De Vitt wrot e

this note to "Billie" ?"Thou who this night my hostess

might have been ,Forgive my absence, and do not coun t

me mean ;That I a different kind of entertain-

ment setThen partys furnish on this night o f

Hallowe'en" .Note: The spelling is not mine bu t

De Vitt's .

I wish to commend the work ofthe Oxford Group on this campus:Last year someone stole my ,Frenc hBook, This Fall, instead of selling it ,they vary kindly placed it in the Arts 'Letter Rack for rue . Rather a nove linstance of "absolute honesty . "

Further evirlcnes of their presenc ehere is this : I lost a wallet containin ga dollar bill and some minor valu-ables and some student was hones tenough to bring it into the pub. forme.

. . .Did you know that we have repre-

sentative:. of I :oth the Oxford Grou pand the C .C .F . en Council ?

THINGS WE'D LIKE TOKNOW

What a Ubyssey columnist mean twhen he said: I wasn't loved, so nowI don't love anybody .

▪ . .What Players' Club member of th e

Menorah Society boasts that she gotdouble the number of invitations is -sued to the other members .

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What properties convenor and mem-bers of the stage crew indulged in apillow fight between scenes at a dressrehearsa l

What some prominent and "pure "students would soy if we printed adescription of their backstage conduc tin "Dirt and Digs ."

• *Who stole the buns at la :;t Monday' s

day's dress rehearsal?▪ *

Which fair co-ed has a member ofthe Arts Men's Pep committee writ-ing poetry on wedded bliss'?

How the persons doing petty thiev-ing around the campus would lik ea little publicity ?

. . .Who the ancestor hangin g

the mantel in "To-day of al lreally belongs to,

* * *What actor wondered what wa s

matter with his doughnut unti ldiscovered that he was eatin gfalse beard'?

4

*Has practice made the lovers i n

"They Refuse to Be Resurrected "perfect . And how does a membe rof the properties committee likewatching then: rehearse ?

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Who was the tall handsome "Tar -sari" from the Angie faculty dinin g(solus) at the Union College; wit hthe cute little blonde from NorthVancouver , .

What frizzly hunted blonde has on eof the Pep Club moguls walking onhis toes .

Whoa the little blonde from Nort hVancouver who lies on the floor o fthe car when the ticket collector goesby .

• . .Who was the member of the Am-

erican rugby teem who while thegame was in progress at Pacific Luth -erean College got tired of playin gand walked off the field leavin gU .S .C. with only ten men on th egridiron .

h . *

What Alpha Phi wore an Alpha Kappin to a SAP party last week ?* * *

What Alpha Phi is persuading he rbrother to go SAP and why ?* *

What Theta at homecoming put th eimprint of her Liss on an actor in -stead of faking it with make up ?M 4 M

What sorority bids freshettes wit hfur coats ?

WHAT PEOPLE ARESAYINGW. P. A. S .

Prof. Drummond : "Collision is whe nyou run into each other—collusion i swhen you run into each other' sarms! "

Prof . Drummond : "Of course thesebusiness scandals are all in the Uni -ted States—I would never think o faccusing Canadian concerns with graf tor unethical prrctices! "

F F yMrs . Pitcher : "1'm not an exper t

on tickling ."* . *

Mr . Black : "Some children simplyquestion their parents with pesters . "F * Y

Paul (yawning) : "Heaven must bea place with lots of nice big sof tbeds ."

. * *Col, Logan : "Horace's satires ar e

genial, like Butterfield's shafts . But -terfield, even when talking about .-but I'd better not introduce politica lissues — I might be teaching Com -munism . "

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MORE ABOUT THE QUESTIONNAIREWhat do you think about war, or do you ?

The response to the questionnaire which ap-peared in Friday's Ubyssey should be a clea rindication of student alertness or apathy, a sthe case may be. The questions have beencarefully planned to include every general as-pect of opinion, and as a test of decisivenes sprovides a certain satisfaction to the individ -uah Once more the Ubyssey requests co-opera- man looks past him into the confines of Hea-tion, If you have not yet filled out a blank you cn, as the look of horror passes onto his face ,

will be interested to know that one minute is , he sees the rest of the party dressed in loos eowns with sum le halos,

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i CLASS & CLUB ,JAPANESE STUDENTS CLUB

Sherwood Lett on "The Legal Dis-abilities of the Japanese including th eSecond Generation in Canada" at thehome of Mrs. E. Kagetsu, 2867 West37th, tonight.

ARTS '35 NOTIC E

Attention Women Athletes

An inter-class relay race will befeatured again this year at the ic ecarnival . Will all the girls who wouldlike to skate (el the senior classplease send in your names to Iren e

Wallace right away . Remember thatthis is our last year as a class onthe campus . If we make the attemptit is quite possible that the victor ywill be ours and Arts '35 will be o ntop, where we belong .

Our basketball team won their firs tgame and will be fighting hard tomaintain their lead . So those whoskate look to your class spirit andturn out and do your best for Arts'35 .

CHEMISTRY SOCIETYAn open meeting of the Chemistry

Society will be held Wednesday, Nov .28, in Science 300 at 3 p .m, ThomasMcKoewn of McGill University wil lspeak on "Hormones . "

MONRO PRE MEDICAL CLUBAll members interested in visitin g

the Crippled Children's Home onSaturday. Dec. 1, please communi-cate with Bob Wilson or Alan Day -Smith .

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Without tastin gHis philanthropic phlegmAnd enameled excrements .That macadamized maestroBelievesThat a melodious melee of wordsSaturatedWith spurious scholasticism,Will enable him to sprayHis stylish spleenOn the Pampas .But it cannot be.We must submerg eOur sublimer sentiments andSmother -This spontaneous spoofer, or ,Failing that,We must spiflicat eHis schnozzleIn someSalty snow .

—By S .R.

Once there was a studen tWho loved to play the fool .To kick him out of lecture sIt was a general rule.But when he saw the tota lOf his exam returnsHe had to go and get a jo bAnd what he spends, he earns .

Sandy was a ScotchmanAnd taking English 2 ,He tried to save his mone yBy buying books too few.But when he saw the tota lOf his exam return sHe had to go and get a job ,And what he saves he earns .

Albert was a greedy ladAnd he spelt all his tim eDown in the Cafeteri aThat was his only crime .But when he saw tire tota lOf his exam returnsHe had to go and get a job ,And what he eats he earns .

Sammy was a thcologAnd he spent ail his tim eIn grog-shops and beer parlour sConsuming bee . and wine .And when he saw the tota lOf his exam return sHe had to go and get a yob,For rest his tired soul yearns.

There once was a FreshmanWho came from a high school .He joined with every class and clu bThe silly little fool .But when he saw the tota lOf his exam returnsHe had to go and get a job ,And his club dues he earns.

There once was a reporterWho took to writing MUCK ,Alas with all his studiesHe had such ro t ten luckThat when he saw the tota lOf his exam returnsHe had to go and get a job ,And what he writes, he burns .

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DISTILLATIO NLast week the fifth year chemical s

had the privilege of making an in-spection tour of a local brewery . Wewonder which they were more inter-ested in—the process or the product .

We Ire advised by good authorit ythat cooper coils of the type used i ndomestic hot water heaters are i ngreat demand of late for use as a nintegral part of stills . Also old mus-ical instruments may be soldered to-gether and used for said purpose o fcondensation ,

According to Dt . Marshall everyon eshould know the principles of distil-lation . It seems that the boys are get-ting a little home work done .

• . *WHAT SCIENCE IS SAYING

R. A. King (on Saurday morningafter party) : "I had a flat tire lastnight—on my cat . "

Overheard in the Bi. 1 lab. las tTuesday, "If I were a Bi lab instruc-tor I 'd instruct 'er too . "

P.S . What has II,C, to say about it ?. . .

President Klmck (at Science par-ty) : "Where are the patrons goingto eat?"

Harvey Carrothers: "I beg yourpardon sir, but who are you?"

President Klir.ck : "Oh, I'm only th ePresident . "

Prof. Thomson : "Caf, pie by Ber-nell test of hardness would go abou t30,000 ." (Cast Iron equals 460) .

* . *WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

What six Artsr'en, being frustratedin their attempts to crash the mem-orable Science class party, stooped t oexhaust the air from tires of auto-mobiles belonging to the men of sci-ence and their professors celebratingwithin the hall, of syncopation?

1 . .

Who 'were the "true blue Artsmen "who sat in the ranks of science a tFriday's pep meet and lustily yelledscience yells and tried to sing scienc esongs? (Why not support your ownfaculty, they need it, we don't) .

• . •Why the Chemical Engineers heart-

ily clapped the salesman who sol dthem all a two year subscription t o"Chem. and Alit ." ?

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Why Dean i3reck has given up eat -ing B. C. Selme r) ?

. . .Why Mr. Thomson is always wor-

rying about Capt Bell's pyrometer ?

Who is buying stock in Dr . War -ren's Cook's Copper Mine' '

. . .Who owns the menagerie in M .E . 1

and why doesn't lie take it home ?4 a .

Where does the answer go when i tslides off the end of the lipstick ?

• . a

It Prof. Then on ever tried theGoat method of hartlenin steel?

Oddities

At Play s

Whenever amateur actors produc eplays, there is bound to be a succes-sion of interesting and amusing inci-dents . The Xmas Plays last weekwere no exception to the general rule .

It all started when Lloyd Hobde nsprained his ankle on Friday evening ,He was playing tag with Alan Walsh ,the stage manager .

Friday's show continued to be un-usual, the climax coming when Mr .Bispham, in "To-day of all Days,"fell sound asleep in the middle ofthe play . It was only a , burst of ap-plause two mintues before his cu ethat brought the "drunken sot" to

U.B.C. Team

Debates Friday(Continued from Page 1 )

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Topping(Continued from Page 1 )

orities, Dr . Topping stated that he be-lieves them to be inevitable .

"Is the League of Nations to be-come a League of Europe?" This isthe fear of many . Russia, the UnitedStates, and Biazil are out of th eLeague . Therefore it is of the ut-most importance that Canada retainher place in it . The speaker stressedthe importance of the Pact of Paris ,for since this pact war has becomeillegal . Japan failed to declare warin the Shanghai incident of 1931 sim-ply because she was afraid of worl dopinion.

There is no other organization tha tcould control the drug traffic, repa-triation problems and internationa llabour problems as effectively as theLeague .

In conclusion, Dr. Topping state dthat the future of the League is verybright, for the cost is small and theorganization is in harmony with thefacts. We live in an internationalworld, and the League is an interna-tional organization. "As I see th efuture, we are beading more andmore toward a collective system . Dis-armament is not a dream, all that isnecessary is the will to disarm .

W.P.A .S.

Mr. Seward: Now comes the mostcritical part of the whole war . (Thebell rings) I will go on from thi spoint in my next lecture ,

(Is the continued-in-our-next pol-icy appearing in lecture rooms too?) .

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NOTICE

Copies of the questionnaireon War were distributedaround the campus yesterday.The answers should be placed'n the ballot boxes near thecaf door or in the Arts Build-ing, Extra copies may be ob-tained in the Publications of-fice, And . 206 .

SMUS Mutterings(Continued from Page 1)

ally playing several leading roles ,while at Cambridge during his firstyear he spent more time et the Am-ateur Dramatic Club than at theUnion. At school, however, in addi-tion to editing hir school magazine ,he was for tt4o years Secretary ofthe Debating Society . He was elect-ed to the standing committee of th eCambridge Union in 1933, His prin-cipal speeches have mostly been oninternational affairs, but he has alsodefended constitutional Socialism o nvarious occasions .

Mr. Jackson is keenly interested inthe League of Nations and was chair -man of a commission at the Britishand Dominion Students' Conference

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scare when they saw a nice white bridge University Branch of the

ticket en the windshield of their cars . League of Nations Union and a mcm -

It was a present from Constable Or- bar of the Executive Committee o f

chard to remind them that they should I the British Universities League o f

not park their cars in the quad .

Nations Society . He was also firstThe audience on Saturday night President of the Cambridge Univer-

probably wondered why the off-stage sity Labour Club He read Classic s

music in "To-day of All Days," was' Philosophy ge, specializing in Ancien t

faded away with such good effect .The genius responsible was Bill Sar-gent who picked up the music-boxand walked away with it when th eband was supposed to fade into th edistance .

Later In the same evening Billamused the crowd at the Black Catby playing baseball, on the "boards"This entertainment went on till thesupply of nickels ran out .

Sam Roddan, the nervous Joe Kee- To the dea rshaw, had the pleasure of bein gsoaked with water every perform-ance . The wetting was done by Con•nie Baird . Sam's tie had to be pressedanew each nigh t .

One of the amusing sights of theevening was Professor Dilworth try-ing to tune the instrument used i n"Caesar,"

This recitation of' back-stage oddi-ties could go on for ever, but it al l

Turn in all black ink designs to your, goes to show that, despite many dif-representative . We want to start) ficulties and obstacles, the Playersnext term with r bang, so—Let's Go Club always comes out on top.Science ."

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Inter-CollegiateSport will flourish during the holliday sas far as basketball is concerned . The Senio rA men will travel in Washington durin g

the Christmas vacation, and, according t opresent plans, will play seven games durin gthat time. This includes a game against theWashington Froth, as a preliminary to th eWashington-Idaho conference game in Jan ,

Ice Hockey atU.B.C ., which has been dormant for years, isnow coming back strong with the announce-ment that four games have definitely bee narranged between the Thunderbirds and th eWashington Huskies . These games will beplayed next spring and practices will beheld during the hollidays. A meeting hasbeen called for Thursday in Arts 108 .

By ALAN MORLE YAmerican football made its second appearance befor e

U,B.C, spectators on Saturday in a dull and dismal exhibition o fbrute strength pitted against gallant ignorance .

The rain drizzled down on the Loggers and the Thunder-birds alike as the C.P.S. huskies wallowed steadily through th esoggy Varsity line in an unending procession of plodding powe rplays to push across the line six times for a final score of 39-0 .

Not that the Thunderbirds didn' ttry. They did their best, but themore experienced Loggers just made hash of them. It was pitiful .

The sea of mud that formed thesurface of Athletic Park also made itimpossible to relieve the monoton yby any of the brilliant sallies withwhich the Blue and Gold usually en -liven contests, even though they ma ybe outclassed .

Six Touchdowns

Lumbermen SplashTo 39-0 Win Over

Varsity Gridder sWet Field Prevents Passing

Track SquadPlans Trip

To VictoriaBIG TEAM TO MAKE TRIP FRIDAY

Team Looks Strong

Percy Williams, new Varsity Track Coach, and Ceci lWright, Senior Manager, emerged from a huddle yesterday 'andannounced the team that will travel to Victoria this Friday fo rthe Kiwanis Indoor Meet there .

Max. Stewart will run the 440 and the mile relay . Jim Mc-Cammon will enter the shot put event and the shuttle relay .Gordie Heron is in the 220, the high jump, the shuttle relay, th e45, and the shot put . Mansfield Beach will run the 880 andthe mile relay . Bill Vrooman is in the hurdles and the highjump, while Leo Gansner is in the 440 and the mile ,

The result was that the best part ofthe performance was the idiotic an -tics of a gang of unusualy irrespon-sible Froth at half time. For the rest ,it was miserably cold in the stands ,and, as a well known female char-acter once seems to have remarked ,"We were not amused . "Statistically considered, the gam econsisted of two touchdowns by aburly and efficient gentleman namedPiper in the first quarter, one b yPiper and one by Mace in the second ,and repeats of the performance b yDuncan and Brooks in the third .

On the other side of the scrimmageline, the Thunderbirds demonstratedthat they are practically mdestruct-able, that they are good sports on th elosing end, and that Varsity courage,at least, has not deteriortaed .

In short they could take it—bu tthey didn't know what to do with i twhen they got it .

C . P. S. Interference

Considerable amusement was cause dby the novel spectacle of full fledge dinterference operating. The Page tSound lads demonstrated it efficiently,and effectively. They certainlyblocked the Thunderbird c'efence me nand it was rattler spectacular to ob-serve three or four or five heroi csouls tear madly toward yellow shirt -eel opponents and prostrate themselvesviolently in the mud before them ,disappearing in self-raised fountainsof inky gumbo .

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Juniors 1—Garrison 2

BASKETBALLSenior Women 22—Spencers 25

ENGLISH RUGBYSeccnd Division A 6— Rowing Club 3Second Div . B O—Ex-South Bby. 22

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Sport Results

In olden times, it was a practicefor every man and every organiza-tion to look to one particular god fo rspecial consideration . If there wasanything in it, Pep Clubbers shoul dfrom this time henceforth pay thei rhumble respects to Jupiter Pluvius ,for was it not he who restored t othem their lost Senior Cheer leader ?

The American football game Satur-day at Athletic Park was one touch -down old, and still Max Legg wasabsent . At last he arrived, and th esad truth was told . He had gone toplay Soccer !

And that is where old dupe camein. He, no doubt anticipating th ePeppers' plight, performed so lustilythat all parties agreed to leave theMcBride morass in peace . Thus theVarsity-Johnson Storage game wa spostponed, and *Max was welcomedback to the fold .

While this postponement was, , n asense, fortunate for the Soccer Club ,who have two stars, Laurie Tod dand Kozoolin, injured, it cost Varsit ytheir position at the head of th eleague, as Liberals and Maccabee sstepped out of the 4-way tie with theidle Thunderbirds, and Columbia Ho-tel, leaving the Collegians tied fo rthird place with Columbia Hotel, andLoco, who moved up at the latter'sexpense over the week-end .

Twiss were perhaps the most effect-ive, though all the boys sacrifice dthemselves nobly in the cause .

They at least have one consolation—their deficit has been reduced b yone point, beets the lowest score t owhich they have yet held any oppon-ent in the Yankee game. Next sea-son they hope to cut it even further.

Basketmen ToTake on Vacs

Teams Meet For Third TimeWith One Win Each

Game Tonight In Varsity Gym .Two Preliminaries

Prevost Is Ne wGolf Champion

Playing a magnificent brand of gol fover a soggy course, Gerry Prevostdowned Bob Wiison to take theU .B .C . Golf Championship last week .Wilson was a little off his usual form ,while Prevost was decidedly on .

On the way up to the finals, Wil-son had bested Wilt Balderson, Pete rSharp, Ted Char l ton, and Gordie Liv-ingston . Prevost had successivelytaken Bill Randall, 2 and 1, LyonLightstone, 1 up, Ken Hentig, and ,in the semi-finals, John Berry, thedefending champion .

Prevost's score for the mornin ground was 74, 36 out . His approachshots were unsually accurate, and ,when on the green he seemed to hav ea phenomenal ability to sink longputts .

McKechnie CupThe McKechnie Cup Series, which

has been in ill health for the las tfew months, revived suddenly toda ywhen it was announced that a threegame series may be played for th ehistoric mug. Hereto for a six gameseries has been held, but half a serie sis better than no bread at all, o rsomething . The teams will travel un-der their own expense, and one-thirdof any losses will be carried by eac hUnion . It is not clear where thegains (if any) go, but the Provincia lbody will probably annex them .

STOP PRESSThe possibility of reviving the Vic-

toria Invasion was discussed by Stu-dent's Council in r. meeting last night .Should the invasion be decided uponit would be planned for some dim eduring the Christmas holidays,

Mr. Williams is, perhaps, Vancou-ver's most famous athlete, making aname for himself as a runner whenhe won two sprint events in the Am-sterdam Olympic games in '1928 . TheThunderbirds are fortunate in bein gable to secure such an able coach for :their Track team, and they shoul dshow some real class in the forth- Icoming meet with Victoria .

STOP PRESSAmong other things discussed a t

the council meeting last night wasthe possibility of applying the man-agerial system es it exists now fo r

men 's major sport to women ' s sport ,The dance after the Saturday basket -ball game against the Adanacs wa sratified and the Badminton Clu bgiven permission to play the Univer-sity of Washington during the hell -clays, Ron Allen and Paul Kozooli nwill go to the Bellingham State Nor-mal to play exhibition badminto nmatches there .

More TeamSinclair has entered the shot pu t

and the mile, and Boothby the 880and the mile, Ronnie Allen will ru nthe 880 and the mile relay, an dKlinkhammer the 440 and the mil erelay. D6bson is in the 220 and theshuttle relay, and Sett in the 45, th e220, the 45 hurdles, the shot put an dthe shuttle relay .

This appears to be a much betterteam than that which went over las tJanuary, and judging from the pre-vious result, the Thunderbirds shouldonce more win the "brass lovirwcup ."

Final WorkoutsThe team will have three fina l

work-outs on Tuesday, Wednesdayand Thursday at 2 o'clock and everymember of the team must be out . Asthe C .P .R . is unsympathetic with ourcause, it will be necessary to be a tthe dock before the boat sails. Other -wise the chances of getting to Vic-toria on the right Friday are,prac-ttcally nil . Members of the tea mmust be at the dock not later than10 o'clock .

Mi NonSIDCI?T

Eng. Rugby, 2nd Div. ADespite the noticeable presence o f

the Rowers' natural element, Varsity's2nd Division "A" team were able t ohand the Rowing Club squad a 6- 3defeat on Saturday. The forwardsturned in an excellent game, doingmost of the work due to th,o wet fieldand slippery bal l

Early in the first half Trussell wen tover for a try which was not con-verted, The Rowing Club came bac kwith a try which they also were un-able to convert . Later in the periodLea dropped over a penalty kick tha tgave Varsity its winning points .

The line-up included : Whitelaw ,Trussell, Ellis, Brown, Wilson, Hodge ,Lea, Douglas, Johnson, Housser ,Wood, Griffin, McMullen, Clement ,Carruthers ,

Eng. Rugby, 2nd Div. BEx-South Burnaby continued to rol l

up wins in their amazing rugby ca-reer by defeating Varsity'r 2nd Div-ision "B" team, 22-0, in the "sea, "at Queens Park Saturday . However,the game was not quite such a walk -away that the score indicates fo rVarsity put up a very game fight .

Those who played for Varsity were ,Lee, Cantelon, Pinhorn, Cunningham ,White, Linkleter, Gibson, Powlett ,Pearce, Craig, McCammon, Johnson ,Porter, Brown, Walsh .

Junior SoccerIn spite of the very wet weather ,

the Junior Soccer team turned in agreat game on Saturday . In theircontest against the Garrison at Trim-ble Park they gave their best per-formance to date, even though the ydid end up on the wrong end of a2-1 score . Chesser scored Varsity' sone goal . Quayle and Moodie wer egood at full-back for the Thunder -birds .

Gold . Mickey McMurchie was hig hscorer for the Thunderbirds, and sh ewas well supported by the rest ofthe Varsity team .

The line-up and scores for Varsity :M. Mellish ; P . Lafon 5 ; V. Mellish ; B .Evans ; M. Cunningham 2 ; J . Thomas6 ; M. McMurchie 9 ; Spenser ; M. Has-pel . Total—22 .

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Varsity can once again go into atie for the league leadership if the ysucceed in sending Bob Osborne' sV.A.C. boys down the lane tonight.The game is scheduled for 9:00 atthe Varsity gymnasium and will b eproceeded by two preliminaries, th efirst an Intermediate "A" game, andthe second Senior "B", between Var-sity and Spencers, originally schedu-led for King Ed . gym .

Another "Crooshal" GameVarsity and V .A .C . have been run -

ning neck and neck in the newly -formed Inter-City Basket League, and .are now separated by only a hal fgame. They have met twice so far ,V .A .C. taking the first game, an dVarsity coming hack to take the sec -ond . For these reasons the third en -counter should be a thriller. SinceAdanacs obliged Saturday by top -pling Province from the league lead -ership the whole league has beentightened nearly to a four way ti eand a brace cf v:ins now for any o fthese four would send them ahead .

Willoughby To Pla yRugby now being finished until (

next fall, Art Willoughby and "Hen-ny Henderson will be able to d evote their athletic talents solely tothe hoop sport, and the team will beat full strength, unless a bang re-ceived by Henderson during the Sat-urday football game, puts him out ofthe game. Because of this fact, andbecause Varsity Is playing on thei rhome floor, they should chalk up an -other victory tonight .

The main strengths of the V.A .C .squad are in the husky persons o fCaptain Osborne and Bus Haugh ,who were the main causes of a te npoint win over MacKenzie-Fraser las tSaturday, while "Bugs" Bardsley wil llead Varsity's hopes, wbo are Will-oughby, Pringle, Wright, Mansfield ,Ross, Swan, Osborne and Henderson .

Percy Williams

Women's Grass HockeySpending most of their game search-

ing for the ball in deep puddles, th eU.B .C. women's grass hockey tea mwon from Noma', by a 1 .0 score onSaturday . Not much of a passingattack could be developed in themud, and scoring was difficult . BeaHastings played a good game at hal fback for Varsity, and Dot Yellan dscored the goal . There will be a

Varsity's Senior Women's basket- practise at 3 :45 on Wednesday, rainball team came out on the short end i or shine .of a 25-22 score last week against the '

1 strong Spencer's squad . The game' held for the rest of the gang . in spit ewas hard-fought throughout . Varsity of aggressive playing by the Blue anti

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took a six point lead early in thegame but it soon faded before the de -

' termined Spencer rushes . The leadI changed hands several times durin g

the game, and was 10.10 at half time .The end of the third quarter again

found the score dead-locked. At thestart of the last period, Spencer'stook a three point lead which they

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