101 solutions for a sleepwalker neighbor
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We've found some solutions to our sleep problem...TRANSCRIPT
…she, by the way, uses to dance flamenco in the middle of the night…�
101 SOLUTIONS FOR A SLEEPWALKER NEIGHBOR�
Find her a new psychoanalyst boyfriend that will heal her�
We buy earplugs�
We find a night work for us�
We find a night work for her�
We sleep with a helmet�
We build soudproof capsule beds�
We line the ceiling with egg carton�
We convince her shoe maker to attach felt fabric in her shoe soles�
We send her daily invitations to parties, so she will not be at home in the night �
We try to convince her manager to perform classical dance instead of flamenco�
We send her to a World Tour performing flamenco�
We bribe her maid to get in her house and throw away all her shoes�
We send her an online offer to buy cheap MBT shoes�
We give her the flying Aladdin’s rug�
We hire a sleepwalkers walker�
We invite her to caffeine-added pizza everyday�
We install a motion sensor with a whistle sound which wakes her up when she moves�
We rent the apartment two floors upstairs�
We reverse day and night�
We install a belts system to hold her in the bed�
We Kidnap and send her to the countryside�
We Exchange the apartment with her�
We hire a nurse to watch her all night �
We design a trap device made with tech textile of spider web�
Find a new and better place for her�
Hire two super strong guys to keep her on the air while she is sleepwalking�
We pay her a weekly hotel night to sleep at least one night a week�
We move to a new place�
We spill some oil outside her door, you never know… �
We buy her a very thick carpet ��
We fill in a cold water recipient besides her bed��
We buy her a little dog that will bite her every time she sleepswalk�
We teach a papagallo to sneak through the windor and bite her until she wakes her up�
We turn her into a sleepwalker dancer superstar and invest the revenues in a sleeping cure treatment�
We manage to convince her to change flamenco for yoga�
We will report her to the police��
We’ll make sure she doesn’t drink to much and sleeps well that way she has got more chances to get over her sleepwalking disorder�
We could take sleeping pills �
We hire a personal assistant taking care of her all the time�
We invent a helmet-pillow with music�
We install a motion senson that turns on a light when she wakes up�
We hardly knock her door everytime she wakes up�
We could try to expell her from the building �
We could produce constrictor sheet that wont allow her to wake up in the night�
We give her a pajamamade with lead thread �
We sleep with noise cancelling headphones�
We cover walls and ceiling with rockwool �
We drink a lot of tila�
We exchange her heels for neopren fabric�
We install magnets to her bed and her pajamas�
We put lead in her shoes soles to make them so heavy�
We change her heels for rubber heels�
We find her a psicologist best friend that will treat her sleepwalking disorder �
We find her a boyfriend that suffers from insomnia and takes care of her �
We have Saint Johns root cake everynight �
We hit the ceiling everytime she wakes up�
We build a robot that takes care of her�
We rent her above´s apartment and open a flamenco show �
We hire somebody to call her everynight each 30 minutes. That way she won’t be able to sleep dee�
We exchange the apartment with a deaf guy�
We take turns to take care of her �
We invite her to areal dance classes �
We invent an aereal harness that won’t allow her to step on the groung every times she wakes up in the evening�
We could find her a night job�
We could install a thick carpet in her place�
We could install acoustic insulator betweem her floor and our ceiling�
We install a capsule around her bed. That way she cant go anywhere if she sleepswalk�
We change her bed for a bunk bed so everytime she wakes up she would fall down�
We bribe her to find a solution�
We find someone to hire her for a night work�
We exchange our house with a person suffering from insomnia �
We exchange our place with someone working in the night�
We could exchange our house with somebody that goes out every night�
We could pour sleeping gas through the AC conducts�
We could give our home away to our worst enemy �
We sign her up to “Big Brother” �
We could buy her a cat that scratches her when she wakes up�
We could create a gravity camera in her room�
We could get drank every night �
We ask for help to a neighbor�
We can sleep in a motorhome van in the parking lot �
We’ll tied her to her bed with elastic ropes�
We could tie her up to a large iron ball�
We buy her “50 shades of Gray” triology, so she will read all night long �
We break her heating system, that way she won’t be able to sleep in the winter�
We break her AC that way she wont be able to sleep in the summer �
We hire a singer to sing us lullabies�
We hire a shrink that will help us to sleep better�
We play music loud everytime she wakes up�
We send her to Sleepwalker rehab ��
We buy her Paul Grossman ibook “the sleepwalkers”. Hopefully that rings a bell… �
We build a piranha aquarius around the bed � �
We set up a tent to sleep in the park close to our building�
We kill her�
We kill oursleves�
We act like anything happens…�