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Borough of Manhattan Community College

Is lying always wrong?

A discussion of Mark Twain’s Speech On the Decay of the Art of Lying

Questions, Assignment, and Sample Paper by Andrew Gottlieb

The writing assignment is on page 11.

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Write about these questions:

Why do people lie?

Is lying always wrong?

When might it be good to lie?

Was Bill Clinton wrong to lie about having sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky?

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Write about the video.

Lying in Children - YouTube ▶ 2:37www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0dBsAu693kMay 11, 2012 - Uploaded by Dr. Prodigious. This video shows a study about lying in children Visit our website: http://doctorprodigious.wordpress.com

What conclusions can we draw from the video?

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ON THE DECAY OF THE ART OF LYINGBy Mark Twain

ON THE DECAY OF THE ART OF LYING by Mark Twain [Samuel Clemens] ESSAY, FOR DISCUSSION, READ AT A MEETING OF THE HISTORICAL AND ANTIQUARIAN CLUB

OF HARTFORD, AND OFFERED FOR THE THIRTY-DOLLAR PRIZE.[*] [*] Did not take the prize.

Observe, I do not mean to suggest that the custom of lying has suffered any decay or interruption--no, for the Lie, as a Virtue, A Principle, is eternal; the Lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend, is immortal, and cannot perish from the earth while this club remains. My complaint simply concerns the decay of the art of lying. No highminded man, no man of right feeling, can contemplate the lumbering and slovenly lying of the present day without grieving to see a noble art so prostituted.

What does Twain think about lying? Does he think it’s bad or good? What is his concern about lying?

In this veteran presence I naturally enter upon this theme with diffidence; it is like an old maid trying to teach nursery matters to the mothers in Israel. It would not become to me to criticize you, gentlemen--who are nearly all my elders--and my superiors, in this thing-- if I should here and there seem to do it, I trust it will in most cases be more in a spirit of admiration than fault-finding; indeed if this finest of the fine arts had everywhere received the attention, the encouragement, and conscientious practice and development which this club has devoted to it, I should not need to utter this lament, or shred a single tear. I do not say this to flatter: I say it in a spirit of just and appreciative recognition. [It had been my intention, at this point, to mention

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names and to give illustrative specimens, but indications observable about me admonished me to beware of the particulars and confine myself to generalities.] No fact is more firmly established than that lying is a necessity of our circumstances--the deduction that it is then a Virtue goes without saying. No virtue can reach its highest usefulness without careful and diligent cultivation--therefore, it goes without saying that this one ought to be taught in the public schools--even in the newspapers. What chance has the ignorant uncultivated liar against the educated expert? What chance have I against Mr. Per--against a lawyer? Judicious lying is what the world needs. I sometimes think it were even better and safer not to lie at all than to lie injudiciously. An awkward, unscientific lie is often as ineffectual as the truth.

What is the tone of Twain’s commentary? Do you think he means what he says?

Now let us see what the philosophers say. Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools always speak the truth. The deduction is plain --adults and wise persons never speak it. Parkman, the historian, says, "The principle of truth may itself be carried into an absurdity." In another place in the same chapters he says, "The saying is old that truth should not be spoken at all times; and those whom a sick conscience worries into habitual violation of the maxim are imbeciles and nuisances." It is strong language, but true. None of us could live with an habitual truth-teller; but thank goodness none of us has to.

Why could none of us live with an “habitual truth teller?” What’s wrong with being in the habit of telling the truth?

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An habitual truth-teller is simply an impossible creature; he does not exist; he never has existed. Of course there are people who think they never lie, but it is not so--and this ignorance is one of the very things that shame our so-called civilization. Everybody lies--every day; every hour; awake; asleep; in his dreams; in his joy; in his mourning; if he keeps his tongue still, his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude, will convey deception--and purposely. Even in sermons--but that is a platitude.

Do you agree with Twain’s assertion that we all lie all the time? What kind of lies do you think he has in mind?

In a far country where I once lived the ladies used to go around paying calls, under the humane and kindly pretense of wanting to see each other; and when they returned home, they would cry out with a glad voice, saying, "We made sixteen calls and found fourteen of them out" --not meaning that they found out anything important against the fourteen--no, that was only a colloquial phrase to signify that they were not at home-- and their manner of saying it expressed their lively satisfaction in that fact. Now their pretense of wanting to see the fourteen--and the other two whom they had been less lucky with--was that commonest and mildest form of lying which is sufficiently described as a deflection from the truth. Is it justifiable? Most certainly. It is beautiful, it is noble; for its object is, not to reap profit, but to convey a pleasure to the sixteen. The iron-souled truth-monger would plainly manifest, or even utter the fact that he didn't want to see those people--and he would be an ass, and inflict totally unnecessary pain. And next, those ladies in that far country--but never mind, they had a thousand pleasant ways of lying, that grew out of gentle impulses, and were a credit to their intelligence and an honor to their hearts. Let the particulars go. The men in that far country were liars, every one. Their mere howdy-do was a lie, because they didn't care how you did, except they were undertakers. To the ordinary inquirer you lied in return; for you made no conscientious diagnostic of your case, but answered at random,

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and usually missed it considerably. You lied to the undertaker, and said your health was failing--a wholly commendable lie, since it cost you nothing and pleased the other man. If a stranger called and interrupted you, you said with your hearty tongue, "I'm glad to see you," and said with your heartier soul, "I wish you were with the cannibals and it was dinner-time." When he went, you said regretfully, " Must you go?" and followed it with a "Call again;" but you did no harm, for you did not deceive anybody nor inflict any hurt, whereas the truth would have made you both unhappy. I think that all this courteous lying is a sweet and loving art, and should be cultivated. The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.

Based on the examples Twain gives, what might be a good reason to lie? Are people with good manners liars?

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What I bemoan is the growing prevalence of the brutal truth. Let us do what we can to eradicate it. An injurious truth has no merit over an injurious lie. Neither should ever be uttered. The man who speaks an injurious truth lest his soul be not saved if he do otherwise, should reflect that that sort of a soul is not strictly worth saving. The man who tells a lie to help a poor devil out of trouble, is one of whom the angels doubtless say, "Lo, here is an heroic soul who casts his own welfare in jeopardy to succor his neighbor's; let us exalt this magnanimous liar." An injurious lie is an uncommendable thing; and so, also, and in the same degree, is an injurious truth--a fact that is recognized by the law of libel.

Twain believes that doing no harm is more important than telling the truth. Do you agree?

Among other common lies, we have the silent lie--the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth. Many obstinate truth-mongers indulge in this dissipation, imagining that if they speak no lie, they lie not at all. In that far country where I once lived, there was a lovely spirit, a lady whose impulses were always high and pure, and whose character answered to them. One day I was there at dinner, and remarked, in a general way, that we are all liars. She was amazed, and said, "Not all ?" It was before "Pinafore's" time so I did not make the response which would naturally follow in our day, but frankly said, "Yes, all --we are all liars. There are no exceptions." She looked almost offended, "Why, do you include me ?" "Certainly," I said. "I think you even rank as an expert." She said "Sh-'sh! the children!" So the subject was changed in deference to the children's presence, and we went on talking about other things. But as soon as the young people were out of the way, the lady came warmly back to the matter and said, "I have made a rule of my life to never tell a lie; and I have never departed from it in a single instance." I said, "I don't mean the least harm or disrespect, but really you have been lying

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like smoke ever since I've been sitting here. It has caused me a good deal of pain, because I'm not used to it." She required of me an instance--just a single instance. So I said-- "Well, here is the unfilled duplicate of the blank, which the Oakland hospital people sent to you by the hand of the sick-nurse when she came here to nurse your little nephew through his dangerous illness. This blank asks all manners of questions as to the conduct of that sick-nurse: 'Did she ever sleep on her watch? Did she ever forget to give the medicine?' and so forth and so on. You are warned to be very careful and explicit in your answers, for the welfare of the service requires that the nurses be promptly fined or otherwise punished for derelictions. You told me you were perfectly delighted with this nurse --that she had a thousand perfections and only one fault: you found you never could depend on her wrapping Johnny up half sufficiently while he waited in a chilly chair for her to rearrange the warm bed. You filled up the duplicate of this paper, and sent it back to the hospital by the hand of the nurse. How did you answer this question--'Was the nurse at any time guilty of a negligence which was likely to result in the patient's taking cold?' Come-- everything is decided by a bet here in California: ten dollars to ten cents you lied when you answered that question." She said, "I didn't; I left it blank! " "Just so--you have told a silent lie; you have left it to be inferred that you had no fault to find in that matter." She said, "Oh, was that a lie? And how could I mention her one single fault, and she is so good?--It would have been cruel." I said, "One ought always to lie, when one can do good by it; your impulse was right, but your judgment was crude; this comes of unintelligent practice. Now observe the results of this inexpert deflection of yours. You know Mr. Jones's Willie is lying very low with scarlet-fever; well, your recommendation was so enthusiastic that that girl is there nursing him, and the wornout family have all been trustingly sound asleep for the last fourteen hours, leaving their darling with full confidence in those fatal hands, because you, like young George Washington, have a reputation.--However, if you are not going to have anything to do, I will come around tomorrow and we'll attend the funeral together, for, of course, you'll naturally feel a peculiar interest in Willie's case--as personal a one, in fact, as the undertaker." But that was not all lost. Before I was half-way through she was in a carriage and making thirty miles an hour toward the Jones mansion to save what was left of Willie and tell all she knew about the deadly nurse. All of which was unnecessary, as Willie wasn't sick; I had been lying myself. But that same day, all the same, she sent a line to the hospital which filled up the neglected blank, and stated the facts, too, in the squarest possible manner. Now, you see, this lady's fault was not in lying, but in lying injudiciously. She should have told the truth, there, and made it up to the nurse with a fraudulent compliment further along in the paper. She could have said, "In one respect this sick-nurse is perfection--when she is on the watch, she never snores."

What do you think of the story of the lady and the nurse? Was she lying by not telling the agency the whole truth?Was she right to correct her omission by telling about the nurses flaw later?

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Almost any little pleasant lie would have taken the sting out of that troublesome but necessary expression of the truth. Lying is universal--we all do it. Therefore, the wise thing is for us diligently to train ourselves to lie thoughtfully, judiciously; to lie with a good object, and not an evil one; to lie for others' advantage, and not our own; to lie healingly, charitably, humanely, not cruelly, hurtfully, maliciously; to lie gracefully and graciously, not awkwardly and clumsily; to lie firmly, frankly, squarely, with head erect, not haltingly, tortuously, with pusillanimous mien, as being ashamed of our high calling. Then shall we be rid of the rank and pestilent truth that is rotting the land; then shall we be great and good and beautiful, and worthy dwellers in a world where even benign Nature habitually lies, except when she promises execrable weather. Then--But am I but a new and feeble student in this gracious art; I cannot instruct this club. Joking aside, I think there is much need of wise examination into what sorts of lies are best and wholesomest to be indulged, seeing we must all lie and we do all lie, and what sorts it may be best to avoid-- and this is a thing which I feel I can confidently put into the hands of this experienced Club--a ripe body, who may be termed, in this regard, and without undue flattery, Old Masters.

Do you agree with Twain’s belief that is would be wise for us to learn how to lie for the benefit of others?

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Writing Assignment about Mark Twain’s On the Decay of the Art of Lying:

Write a paper about the following questions:

Why do people lie?

Is lying always wrong?

When might it be good to lie?

Make reference to Mark Twain’s On the Decay of the Art of Lying along with whatever insights you have gained from your own experiences and observations.

The paper must be 4 double-spaced pages and satisfy all of the specifications and formatting requirements on pages 15-16 of this handout to receive credit.

******************************************************************************Topic: The pros and cons of lying.

Thesis: One could argue that honesty should be tempered by compassion and that forthrightness should be guided by diplomacy. Lying for the sake of maintaining good feelings and harmony are not necessarily to be looked upon as a flaw but rather an integral part of civilized and polite society. This is the essence Mark Twain’s speech On the Decay of the Art of Lying.

All arguments in the essay will be evaluated in part as to the degree that they are thesis-centered, meaning that the instructor will grade papers in part on the basis of how well the arguments support the thesis statement. Other considerations will be coherence, organization, and general proficiency with the language which includes the ability to write grammatically correct sentences.

Essay Outline:

Introduction - The pros and cons of lying. Discuss the pros and cons of lying and make reference to Mark Twain’s essay On the Decay of the Art of Lying.

Body - Summary and interpretation of Mark Twain’s On the Decay of the Art of Lying.

Conclusion:Review the ideas in the introduction and discuss insights you gained from reading Mark Twain’s essay On the Decay of the Art of Lying.

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Key Lines from Mark Twain’s On the Decay of the Art of Lying:

1. “… the Lie, as a Virtue, A Principle, is eternal…” (Twain, 1).

2. “Judicious lying is what the world needs” (Twain, 1).

3. “None of us could live with an habitual truth-teller; but thank goodness none of us has to” (Twain, 1).

4. “An habitual truth-teller is simply an impossible creature; he does not exist; he never has existed. Of course there are people who think they never lie, but it is not so--and this ignorance is one of the very things that shame our so-called civilization. Everybody lies--every day; every hour; awake; asleep; in his dreams; in his joy; in his mourning; if he keeps his tongue still, his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude, will convey deception--and purposely” (Twain)

5. “I think that all this courteous lying is a sweet and loving art, and should be cultivated. The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying” (Twain).

6. “What I bemoan is the growing prevalence of the brutal truth. Let us do what we can to eradicate it. An injurious truth has no merit over an injurious lie. Neither should ever be uttered. The man who speaks an injurious truth lest his soul be not saved if he do otherwise, should reflect that that sort of a soul is not strictly worth saving. The man who tells a lie to help a poor devil out of trouble, is one of whom the angels doubtless say, "Lo, here is an heroic soul who casts his own welfare in jeopardy to succor his neighbor's; let us exalt this magnanimous liar." An injurious lie is an uncommendable thing; and so, also, and in the same degree, is an injurious truth--a fact that is recognized by the law of libel” (Twain).

7. “Now, you see, this lady's fault was not in lying, but in lying injudiciously. She should have told the truth, there, and made it up to the nurse with a fraudulent compliment further along in the paper. She could have said, "In one respect this sick-nurse is perfection--when she is on the watch, she never snores." ” (Twain).

8. “Lying is universal--we all do it. Therefore, the wise thing is for us diligently to train ourselves to lie thoughtfully, judiciously; to lie with a good object, and not an evil one; to lie for others' advantage, and not our own; to lie healingly, charitably, humanely, not cruelly, hurtfully, maliciously; to lie gracefully and graciously, not awkwardly and clumsily; to lie firmly, frankly, squarely, with head erect, not haltingly, tortuously, with pusillanimous mien, as being ashamed of our high calling” (Twain).

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1. Each essay must be stapled in the upper left-hand corner. Papers that are not stapled will not be accepted.

2. Each page of each essay must have typed page numbers in the upper right-hand corner. Papers without typed page numbers in the upper right hand corner will not be accepted.

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John Smith

Professor Abraham

English 201

May 7, 2009

Greek Tragedy

“In the very first year of our century Sigmund Freud in his Interpretation of Dreams offered a famous and influential interpretation of Oedipus the King:

Oedipus Rex is what is known as a tragedy of destiny. Its tragic effect is said to lie in the contrast between supreme will of the gods and the vain attempts of mankind to escape the evil that threatens them. The lesson which, it is said, the deeply moved spectator should learn from the tragedy is submission to the divine will and realization of his own impotence. (Trans. James Strachey)

This passage is of course a landmark in the history of modern thought, and it is fascinating to observe that this idea, which, valid or not, has had enormous influence, stems from an attempt to answer a literary problem – why does the play have this overpowering effect on modern audiences?” (Knox, Bernard. Sophocles – The Three Theban Plays. Translated by Robert Fagles. Penguin Books. Copyright by Bernhard Knox, 1982. 132. Print.)

When citing a source in the text do as follows: “Oedipus in the play is a free agent” (Fagles, 149).

When paraphrasing do as follows: Fagles maintains that Oedipus has free will (Fagles, 149).

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Entries are in alphabetical order with second lines of each entry indented (hanging indentation).See MLA Handbook - Seventh Edition. 131.

The Works Cited page must be on a separate page.

Andrew Gottlieb SAMPLE PAPER for Plato’s Allegory of the

Cave

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Works Cited

Shakespeare, William. The Tragedy of Hamlet Prince of Denmark. Edited by Edward Hubler.

A Signet Classic. Copyright by Edward Hubler, 1963. Print.

Sophocles. The Three Theban Plays – Antigone, Oedipus the King, Oeidipus at Colonus.

Translated By Robert Fagles. Penguin Books. Copyright by Robert Fagles, 1982, 1984. Print.

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English 101- (section number)

Andrew Gottlieb SAMPLE PAPER for Mark Twain’s On the Decay of the Art of LyingCourse number and section

Professor Gottlieb

May 25, 2015

Good Lies Good Manners

Generally speaking, we think of lying as a bad thing. What parent would encourage her

child to tell a lie? To encourage them to be truthful, parents tell them stories about Honest Abe

who walked three miles to return a penny or how George Washington confessed to chopping

down the cherry tree because he “couldn’t tell a lie.” Liars are bad; truth tellers are good. This

is what we say we believe, but it is pretty well established that, from the time we are very young,

we tell lies. Lying seems to be part of being human. It’s part of our survival instinct. We lie to

protect ourselves or others. This is because the truth can sometimes pose a threat or possibly

compromise or undermine our relationships. We lie to keep what we have and to prevent others

from finding fault with us. In a video I recently saw, it was affirmed that the more intelligent

people are the more they lie. If we see lying as a survival mechanism, this makes sense. Of

course, we don’t want to characterize lying as a virtue. Dishonesty should not be applauded.

Part of the problem involved in discussing the merits of deception is that we may not be in the

habit of making a distinction between benign and malignant deception. Lying to spare

someone’s feelings is very different from lying to destroy one’s reputation. It is ultimately our

intention to help or to hurt that matters most. One could argue that honesty should be tempered

by compassion and that forthrightness should be guided by diplomacy. Lying for the sake of

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maintaining good feelings and harmony are not necessarily to be looked upon as a flaw but rather

an integral part of civilized and polite society. This is the essence Mark Twain’s speech On the

Decay of the Art of Lying.

From the fact that Twain’s speech was given at the Antiquarian Club at Hartford, we can

infer that his audience was composed of older men. The tone of his speech is ironic yet serious.

Based on our tendency to see lying as a vice, we may at first be inclined to assume that Twain’s

approbation of the art of deception is meant to be taken with a grain of salt. It becomes apparent,

however, that he is quite serious and means exactly what he says. It is not lying for lying’s sake

that he recommends but rather “judicious lying” (Twain, 1). This, he maintains is “what the

world needs” (Twain, 1). What the world would be better off without is the “habitual truth-

teller” (Twain, 2). “An habitual truth-teller,” affirms Twain “is simply an impossible creature;

he does not exist; he never has existed…. Everybody lies--every day; every hour; awake; asleep;

in his dreams; in his joy; in his mourning; if he keeps his tongue still, his hands, his feet, his

eyes, his attitude, will convey deception--and purposely” (Twain, 2). He even goes on to say that

“courteous lying is a sweet and loving art, and should be cultivated” (Twain). This form of

deception, in his view is charitable and unselfish, the “highest perfection of politeness”

(Twain, 3). The line of demarcation between lying and good manners, we are apparently to

assume, is virtually indistinguishable. Good lies are good manners and people of the gentle class

are, or should be, masters of deception. Appearances are deceiving and, for the sake of

promoting civilized society, should be. God forbid we should be deprived of our illusions

without which life would simply be too painful to bare.

It is truth that we must shun. “What I bemoan” says Twain, “is the growing prevalence

of the brutality of truth. Let us do what we can to eradicate it” (Twain, 3). It is significant to take

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note of the word “brutal.” It is not truth perse that Twain dislikes, but rather brutal truth. Of

course, one man’s truth is another man’s brutal truth. If truth is shunned because of its apparent

brutality, how much truth-telling would be left? Yet Twain maintains that “An injurious truth

has no merit over an injurious lie. Neither should ever be uttered” (Twain, 3). It is in this

affirmation that we see the crux of Twain’s argument. Compassion and courtesy take

precedence over candor. A society that prioritizes honesty over compassion is hardly worthy of

the name. Its members are brutes lacking in finesse, cultivation, and kindness. It is the truth-

teller who is the brute. The liar, the graceful cheat, and the dissembler is the gentleman. The

irony of this is apparent.

The validity of Twain’s assertions become a bit more evident when we consider our own

behavior. How many of us would, while attending a dinner party, proclaim that the duck is too

salty or that the beef is horribly overdone? How many of us would tell others our true feelings

about their clothing or their appearance. How often in the course of social occasions do we offer

praise for people or things we deem unworthy of the praise? When we do encounter people who

are blatant about their opinions of others, do we not regard such people as rude and uncultivated?

How many of us would applaud a guest at a wedding reception for telling the bride that she is

wearing too much makeup or needs to go on a diet? Most of us understand that we are supposed

to tell the bride how beautiful she is and, regardless of what we may think of her taste in men,

offer nothing but approbation of the groom during the reception. Though we may be lying, we

do not think ourselves as liars. We are simply being polite and appropriately so. Good lies are

good manners.

Apart from diplomacy and tact is another matter. There are times when lying can serve a

good purpose in ways having nothing to do with courtesy. Sometimes, people lie to protect

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others from any number of misfortunes. Twain speaks of an encounter with a woman who

claims never to have told a lie. He affirms she has and points out that she was less than truthful

in filling out job reference form. The woman who had been in her employ as a nanny was

excellent in all ways but one. She seemed to be unable to learn to cover the child in her care

when it was chilly in the evening. Upon filling out the reference form, on which was an inquiry

relating to negligence, the woman left it blank. This, said Twain to the lady, was lying by

omission and told her that the new charge of the nanny was ill and suggested that he might, as a

result of the nanny’s negligence, might die. The woman then rushed to rectify her error. Twain

had made up the story about the child’s illness as part of a little experiment it seems. His

conclusion was that the “lady's fault was not in lying, but in lying injudiciously. She should have

told the truth, there, and made it up to the nurse with a fraudulent compliment further along in

the paper. She could have said, "In one respect this sick-nurse is perfection--when she is on the

watch, she never snores." ” (Twain, 5). Twain ends his speech with the thought that “Lying is

universal--we all do it. Therefore, the wise thing is for us diligently to train ourselves to lie

thoughtfully, judiciously; to lie with a good object, and not an evil one; to lie for others'

advantage, and not our own” (Twain, 5).

The humor in Twain’s speech lies in the unconventional way he refers to what we

generally think of as a vice as a virtue. Irony is often used to challenge the truth of assertions

and beliefs. In this case, Twain’s irony is used to challenge our conventional view of deception.

By referring to lying as an art, he compels us to reconsider our view of it. Had he simply spoken

about good manners or courtesy, his speech would not have been as interesting or as

entertaining. More importantly, it would not have challenged us to reconsider our beliefs. Just

as Jonathan Swift in his Modest Proposal uses irony to compel his audience look at the cruelty of

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society toward the poor from a different perspective, so Mark Twain in The Decay of the Art of

Lying uses the same device to open our minds to the topic of honesty and deception. Great

thinkers have a gift for making us re-examine our beliefs. Ironically, Twain, by lauding the

civilizing effect of the art of lying, has adopted the role of truth-teller. By pointing out that we

are all liars, he has been the reverse. No one likes to be called a liar, yet Twain has told us we

are. It is ultimately ironic to shun truth and then to tell it.

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Works Cited

Twain, Mark (Clemens, Samuel). On the Decaying Art of Lying. //www.thoughtaudio.com/titlelist/TA0016-ArtofLying/TWAIN_ARTLYING.pdf

Source can be found in book form as follows:Twain, Mark. On the Decaying Art of Lying. Collected Tales, Sketches, Speeches, & Essays, 1852-1890. Ed. by Louis J. Budd. New York: Library of America, 1992. 1020.

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Introduction - The pros and cons of lying

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Body - Summary and Interpretation of Mark Twain’s On the Decay of the Art of Lying

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Conclusion:

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Works Cited

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