You’re My Hero!

Remember the time that shark tried

to eat me?

You grabbed your scuba gear,

harpooned the shark, and saved me!

You saved Jack from the clown

wig...

You saved Amelia and Jill from

the giant spider’s lair...

That time I floated off into

space...you were there to bring me

back down to Earth.

We’ve Had Our Ups...

And Downs...

But We Manage To Remain Fancy...

And In Love...

I Love You....

I love you because you’re...

I Love You because you love me

even when I have no hair...

I love you because you love Me

even when I look like this...

I love you because you’re

the most amazing father...

To our three beautiful children

Because You’ve loved me regardless of

my infidelities...

The Transvestite in Gatlinburg

Orson Welles

And of course....Thom Yorke

But they only made me realize that

no one can compare to you...and

your sexy bod...

You’ll always be my hero!

Happy Anniversary!