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SASKATCHEWAN’S RECORD CROP EXCEEDS 2020 GROWTH PLAN TARGETgov.ca - Producers Harvest a Re-cord 38.4 Million Tonnes Saskatchewan producers have harvested the largest crop in the province’s history and surpassed the 2020 target set out in the Sas-katchewan Plan for Growth. The latest estimates from Sta-tistics Canada indicate Saskatch-ewan’s 2013 crop is 38.4 million

tonnes, exceeding the Growth Plan goal to increase crop production to 36.6 million tonnes by 2020. “Saskatchewan producers de-serve credit for the effort and dedication that went into this re-cord-breaking crop,” Agriculture Minister Lyle Stewart said. “We set an ambitious goal for crop pro-duction and our producers proved they were up to the challenge. A harvest of this size is not possible without the hard work of everyone

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involved in the agriculture industry and I commend them for this significant accomplishment.” The 2013 crop is 40 per cent above 2012 produc-tion and 48 per cent above the 10 year average.Saskatchewan’s canola crop is estimated to be the largest on record at 8.9 million tonnes, an increase of 37.5 per cent over 2012. Production levels for wheat, canola, peas, lentils, chickpeas, oats and flax are all

estimated to be above the 10 year average.“There are many variables that go into producing a successful crop with weather being one of the most important,” Stewart said. “However, the innovation of our producers and the research capacity in Sas-katchewan will ensure our province will continue to be a world leader in agriculture production.”

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FOR RELEASE WEDNESDAY, DEC. 4, 2013

BY FRANCIS DRAKE

What kind of day will tomorrow be? To find out what the stars say, read the fore-cast given for your birth sign.

For Thursday, Dec. 5, 2013ARIES(March 21 to April 19)Relations with authority figures are

pleasant today. People are in a goodmood; bosses, parents and VIPs viewyou as a charming and cordial.

TAURUS(April 20 to May 20)Non-business travel will please you

today. Grab every opportunity to explorenew places, new ideas and talk to peoplefrom different backgrounds.

GEMINI(May 21 to June 20)Keep your pockets open, because you

can benefit from the wealth andresources of others today. Meanwhile,back in the boudoir, this is a cozy day forcouples.

CANCER(June 21 to July 22)Relations with partners and close

friends are warm and friendly today.People feel generous to each other andare happy to share good times together.Laugh it up!

LEO(July 23 to Aug. 22)This is a good day to talk to supervi-

sors, employees, co-workers or anyoneyou might be working with to do anytask that you set for yourself. Physically,you feel strong, except this is a temptingday for desserts and sweets.

VIRGO(Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)A playful day! Accept invitations to

party. Enjoy the theater, movies, musicalperformances, sports events and playfultimes with children. Great day forromance and a hot date.

LIBRA(Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)This is a wonderful day to entertain at

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to find real-estate deals.SCORPIO(Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)Your ability to charm others today is

amazing, which is why this is a great dayto schmooze, especially with relativesand siblings. This is also an excellentday to write, sell, promote, teach and act.

SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)Business and commerce are favored

today. Look for ways to boost yourincome or make money on the side. Ifshopping, you’ll love to buy beautifulthings for yourself and others.

CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)You’re full of good will to others

today, which is why you will enjoy thecompany of everyone. Go forth and befriendly.

AQUARIUS(Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)Solitude in beautiful surroundings will

please you today because you feel quitecontent with yourself. It’s easy to appre-ciate who you are and what you have.

PISCES(Feb. 19 to March 20)All group activities today will be

upbeat and enthusiastic. In fact, a friendcould become a lover.

YOU BORN TODAY Your confi-dence in your abilities and talents makesyou daring and energetic. You are livelyand dynamic, as well as generous andeager to share your knowledge with oth-ers. You are decisive and capable of act-ing quickly. You are philosophicallyoptimistic because you believe in yourfuture. Your year ahead will be unusuallysocial and beneficial for all your rela-tionships.

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At 2:10 p.m., five U.S. Navy Avenger torpedo-bombers comprising Flight 19 take off from the Ft. Lauderdale Naval Air Station in Florida on a routine three-hour training mission. Flight 19 was scheduled to take them due east for 120 miles, north for 73 miles, and then back over a final 120-mile leg that would return them to the naval base. They never returned. Two hours after the flight began, the leader of the squadron, who had been flying in the area for more than six months, reported that his compass and back-up compass had failed and that his position was unknown. The other planes experienced similar instrument malfunc-tions. Radio facilities on land were contacted to find the location of the lost squadron, but none were successful. After two more hours of con-fused messages from the fliers, a distorted radio transmission from the squadron leader was heard at 6:20 p.m., apparently calling for his men to prepare to ditch their aircraft simultaneously because of lack of fuel. By this time, several land radar stations finally determined that Flight 19 was somewhere north of the Bahamas and east of the Florida coast, and at 7:27 p.m. a search and rescue Mariner aircraft took off with a 13-man crew. Three minutes later, the Mariner aircraft radioed to its home base that its mission was underway. The Mariner was never heard from again. Later, there was a report from a tanker cruising off the coast of Florida of a visible explosion seen at 7:50 p.m. The disappearance of the 14 men of Flight 19 and the 13 men of the Mariner led to one of the largest air and seas searches to that date, and hundreds of ships and aircraft combed thousands of square miles of the Atlantic Ocean, the Gulf of Mexico, and remote locations within the interior of Florida. No trace of the bodies or aircraft was ever found. Although naval officials maintained that the remains of the six air-craft and 27 men were not found because stormy weather destroyed the evidence, the story of the “Lost Squadron” helped cement the legend of the Bermuda Triangle, an area of the Atlantic Ocean where ships and aircraft are said to disappear without a trace. The Bermuda Triangle is said to stretch from the southern U.S. coast across to Bermuda and down to the Atlantic coast of Cuba and Santo Domingo.

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.... Your.Community.Calendar ....DECEMBER 6TH• Las Vegas Duelling Pianos Community Christmas Party- presented by the Rock Creek Golf ClubDECEMBER 7TH• Swift Current Oratorio Choir at the Centre Street United Church at 7:30pm• Missoula Children’s Theatre - Eastend Hall - 2 showsDECEMBER 11TH• Movie Night at the GCHCC - 7:30pmDECEMBER 12TH• Frontier School Christmas Concert 7pm• Shaunavon Hospital & Care Center Christmas Tea and Bake Sale 2-3:30pmDECEMBER 13TH• Skate/Photos with Santa & the Badgers. CPWC starting at 5pmDECEMBER 14TH• Winter Art Market - Grand Coteau 11am - 5pm• Stories & Photos with Santa - Shaunavon Library 1-3pmDECEMBER 17TH• CKS Christmas Concert - ShaunavonDECEMBER 18TH• Eastend School Christmas Concert 7pm• Caring, Sharing & Remembering Service Service - Climax RC Church 7:30pmDECEMBER 19TH• SPS Christmas Concert 1pm & 7pmDECEMBER 20TH• Last Day of School until Jan. 6thDECEMBER 31ST• Centennial Committee New Year’s PartyJANUARY 29 - FEBRUARY 2• Sasktel Tankard at the CPWC

If you have an event you’d like to see in the Community Calendar, we’d love to share it! Stop into the Shaunavon

Standard or email [email protected]

• Hospital Auxilary Meetings 3rd Tuesday of the Month. 1:30pm Seniors Hall. New members welcome!• Senior’s Centre Activities: Whist - Mondays @ 7:30pm; Bingo Wednesdays @ 2:00pm; Cribbage Fridays @ 7:30pm; Snooker & Pool daily. More players welcome!• Retired Hospital Staff meet the 3rd Monday of every month at JB’s Gallery at 10am.

LAND FOR SALE BY TENDERR.M. of Arlington - J. PoissonNE 25-7-20 W3NW 25-7-20 W3SE 25-7-20 W3 (Crown Lease)

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• Property is a mix of farmable acres and native grass.

• Property is fenced.

• Highest or any tender not necessarily accepted.

• Submit bids together with a certified cheque for 5% of the bid to the undersigned law firm on or before 5:00 p.m. local time, Friday December 6, 2013.

• The successful bidder must close this transaction on or before December 20, 2013.

• No tenders shall be accepted which are subject to financing.

• Bidders will not be called together following submission of bids.

• Persons submitting a tender must rely on their own research and inspection of the property and the lease to confirm condition, acreage, and other particulars.

• Bidders bear responsibility for satisfying themselves they can meet the assignment requirements for the Crown Lease.

Forward tender and inquiries to:

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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and

smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, “What was that for?”She says, “I found a piece of paper

in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it.”

He says, “Jeez, honey, remem-ber last week when I went to the

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She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he’s reading his paper

when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head

again with the frying pan.He asks, “What was that for?”

She answers, “Your horse called.”

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Music for a Winter NightSwiFt current oratorio choir Special Guest: Prairie Spirit

Saturday, Dec. 7th @ 7:30pmCentre Street United ChurchShaunavon

ADMISSION:Advance tickets $15

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SENIORS UNDER ATTACKTHIS IS HAPPENING

RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!

We Must Stop This Immediately !

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper . Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whis-pers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they’re red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader? I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn’t even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair

this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be! Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You’re risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror. Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start label-ing a size 32 waisted pant as 40? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually ‘believe’ the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they’re fooling? I’d like to call up someone in au-thority to report what’s going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they’ve printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a num-ber in there!

All I can do is pass along this warn-

ing:WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to

suffer these awful indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE

YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

SO WE CAN GET THISCONSPIRACY STOPPED!

PS: I am writing this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer’s fonts - they are smaller than they once were. Thank you.

COMING EVENTSJoin us as we gather family and friends to celebrate life’s mile-stone; Joyce Campbell’s 80th birthday! Saturday, December 28th from 2-4pm at the Senior Citizen’s Hall, Shaunavon. 41145915/5DE-14d/24DEp

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Large bedroom for rent. Includes fridge and tv. All utilities includ-ed. Internet. Cable. Laundry etc. Call 306-297-3038 Home or 306-297-8681 Cell. 41144854/29NO-1w/6DEp

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Furnished rooms for rent. Includes all utilities, internet and Bell TV. Common area has kitchen, full laundry and two plasma’s. Call 306-297-7387 or 306-297-7399 41144778/2DE-tn/24DEc

HELP WANTEDHelp wanted at Shaunavon Pizza and Chicken. Good hours for a student - starting at 5:00pm. General kitchen duties. Drop off resume. 41144840/26NO-tn/24DEc

Subway is seeking a part time team member over the lunch hour Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Call Betty 306-297-1302 or apply within. 41144779/2DE-tn/24DEc

King’s Hotel (Maruti Hotel Inc.) in Shaunavon requires for follow-ing full time position now:• Housekeeping: Completion of school required, wages $15.00/hr, on the Job training will be provided. Duty will be sweep, mop wash floors, make beds, change sheets, distribute clean towels and toiletries, wash windows and walls, vacuum carpeting and area rugs, drapes and furniture.•

Food and Beverage Server: Completion of Secondary School required, wages $11.00/hr, Six month experience is an asset, One year apprenticeship Program required, on the Job training will be provided. Must be 19 years old. Duty will be greeting customers, present menus, clear, clean and set tables, present bills and accept customers etc.• Kitchen Helper: Completion of Secondary school required, wages $11.00/hr, Six month expe-rience is an asset, on the Job training will be provided. Must be 19 years old.Duty include kitchen prep and help, clean dishes, sweep and mop floor, receive, unpack and store supplies etc. • Hotel front Desk Clerk: Completion of Secondary School required, Two year apprenticeship Program or Hotel Management required, wages $12.00/hr, Six month experience is an assets. Duty will be maintain inventory of vacancies, reg-ister arriving customers and assign rooms, answer enquiries etc. • Food and Beverage Server Supervisor: College or other program related to position is requ ired, Three year experience is required, Wages $17.50/hr. Duty will be management of employee, assignment of work, maintain financial and non financial record etc. All above position must have or willing to take food safe handling or first aid courses.Please mail your resume to :90 3rd Ave W, Box 1730, Shaunavon, SK SON2MO or by fax 1-306-297-2005 or Contact: Prashant 306-297-2243. 41145855/2DE-tn/24DEc

SERVICESJohn’s Second Hand Store will be open Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays from 10am - 5pm and Thursdays from 10am - 9pm. 41109776/27NO-2w/10DEp

Co-ed gym with access 24/7 located at Brenda’s Hair and Fitness Studio, 386 Centre St., Shaunavon (306) 297-3773 or (306) 297-7805 (c). 41145856/2DE-tn/24DEp

...... Your.Classifieds ...... • Classified Ads are $6.70 per week (5 consecutive days) for 20

words or less (Additional words charged at ¢.20 per word) • 5% GST will be added to all prices Place your classified in both

“Your Daily Fix” and the “Shaunavon Standard” for a 10% discount! • Cut off for advertising is noon the previous

day & noon Friday for Monday’s issue

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OPENING DEC 4TH

24 Hour Gym** BRAND NEW Tuff Stuff Equipment

Treadmills, Ellipticals & more!** BRAND NEW Stand up and Lay down Tanning Beds

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Shaunavon FloristGarden Centerand

Ltd.Mon - Fri 9:30 to 5:30;

Thurs 9:30 to 9:00; Sat 10:00 to 3:00306-297-3350 . 85-10th Ave E . Facebook

Gourmet Cookies, Flavored Popcorn,

Laura Secord Chocolates, Christmas Plants,

Gift Baskets, Evergreen Arrangements,

Fresh Greens and Poinsettias

Corporate giftsHostess gifts

YOU gifts!

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Food Hampers

It’s getting close to the application deadline - Are you on the list?

Please don’t assume someone else has submitted your name. If you are on the list you should have

been contacted by now. You may apply by:

Phone 306-297-2525 Text: 306-297-7919

Email: [email protected]

Application deadline is December 6thDelivery will be the morning of December 19th

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(306)297-2385 - 370 Centre Street

Just arrived ...Caravelle New York watches!

All New Designs / Great Pricing!

December Shopping Hours:Tues-Sat 10am - 5pmThursday 10am - 9pmOpen Monday December 23rd - 10am - 5pmTuesday December 24th Closing at 4pm

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The Shaunavon Standard306-297-4144

Office/Shop 306.297.3884Trucking Dispatch 306.297.8648

Service Dispatch 306.297.7484Welding Dispatch 306.297.7341

Safety Training 306.671.721424 Hr (Ted) 306.297.3885

Fax 306.297.3886

•FluidHauling

•OilfieldConstruction&Maintenance

•OilfieldWelding

•SafetyTraining

•Snowplowing/Towing

•HotshotService

&MuchMore...

Box 1144, Shaunavon, SK S0N 2M0

..........Your.Business.Directory..............................................................................................Call Joanne for information about

advertising in our business directory(306) 297-4144 or (306) 297-7383

703 Hwy 37 - Shaunavon

24 Hour Service

306-297-3722

Riley [email protected] (306) 294-7950

#5 - 910 3rd Ave. W. Bennett Plaza, Shaunavon

306-297-1302

Eat Fresh!Open: 5:30am - 10pm

7 days a week!

TYSON SKJERVEN24 hr Cell: 306-297-9208

Office: 306-297-6336 721 Hwy 37, Shaunavon

Oilfield Services• Steamer & Boiler Trucks• Sulfatreat (OCP) Dealer• Backhoe, Skid Steer, Excavator / Grader Services & Gravel Trucks• Containment Systems• Turnaround Services• Air Trailer / Safety Trailer• Fencing

• Crew / 4 ton Picker Trucks• Field Mechanic Services• 30 ft Trailers• Hot Shot Services• Snow Plowing

Safety Programs• C.O.R.• ISNET• Comply Works

Rental Equipment• Light Tower• 66 kw Generator• Portable Catwalk• Enviro Bin / Porta Potty• Skid Steer• Dump Trailer

www.sedonaenterprises.com [email protected]

1-910 3rd Ave West - Bennett Plaza P.O. Box 337 SHAUNAVON, SK S0N 2M0Telephone: (306) 297-3383Facsimilie: (306) 297-3601Swift Current Office: (306) [email protected]

• Nicole Entem, CA • Todd Loeppky, CA

Mon - Thurs 8am - 10pmFri 8am - 11pm / Sat 11am - 10pm

Sun Noon - 10pm

• Chicken • Milk • Ice• Fresh Buns & Eggs• Hot Cappuccino

• Movies • Subs (made fresh daily)

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• Rotor Rooter306-297-8664Cell:44

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Construction~ Free Estimates ~

CallBrandon Floberg306-297-7475

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Shaunavon Animal ClinicHwy 37 South, Shaunavon

Dr. Ken Cadieux

• Large & Small Animal Practice

• Prescription Pet Food Available306-297-3455

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Dielle ThienesHair Stylist

Brenda’s Hair Studio386 Centre Street

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MAGNUM TRUCKS

Hwy #37 South of Shaunavon

Open: 7:00 am - 6:00 p.m

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SouthWest

PH: 306-297-4080223 - 2nd Ave. West

Rentals223 - 2nd Ave. West

PH: 306-297-4080on Call 306-294-7877

• Residential • Farm • Commercial

306-315-9004 or 306-778-2002

NEW BUSINESSSERVING THE SOUTHWEST

Southline ElectricScott Audette

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PH: 306-297-1313

P&P Enterprises

Lane: 306-297-797224 Hour Service

• Steamers • Boilers • Vac Trucks • Combo Unit • Hydro-Vac

• Crew Trucks • Grader • Skid Steer • Industrial Painting

• Vegetation Control • Hot Shot Service with 40 ft trailer

• Secor Accredited • ISNetworld& Complyworks Compliant

COMMODITIES

Brent Crude Oil : $112.62/BBL 1.04%Light Crude Oil : $96.04/BBL 2.31%Natural Gas : $3.98/MMBtu -0.25%Unleaded Gasoline : $2.72/gal 1.47% prices from: Dec 3 change since: Dec 2

source - www.rigzone.com

.... ...., Dec 5, 2013 Published by The Shaunavon Standard • Phone 306-297-4144 Email: [email protected] Website: www.yourdailyfix.me

We SellFireworks!

Drive Safe this Winter!

JC do it all

In need of Renovations?Call John @ 306-297-2025

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AJ’s Septic & SewersShaunavon, SK 306-297-7474

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Mahalia Lehmann~ Hair Stylist ~ Gel Nails

~ Eyelash Extentions ~ Waxing

306.481.5099(call or text)

Brenda’s Hair Studio386 Centre Street

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451 1st Ave. W - Shaunavon 306-297-3331

GREAT NEWS!!David & Aimee are now sole owners of

Magnum Plumbing & Heating!!

Call us for GREAT Service!!

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~ Carpet ~ Lino ~ Laminate ~ ~ Hardwood ~ Tile ~

Todd SchreinerProfessional Flooring Installer

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• Mechanical Insulating

• Pre-Fab Metal Buildings -Utilidor

• Building Construction &

Maintenance • Bobcat Services

AUDREY MATYKACell: (306) 297-8588

JUSTIN MATYKA Cell: (306) 297-916641

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