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    How do u work this iMessage program? Hows the

    Thats why Im smiling!

    Dad ur on the toilet

    Parents and Texting

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    There is lightly fried fish fillets for dinner

    Dad its 1.15am wtf

    Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not?

    Well I mean yea

    Mhm thought so come on downstairs theyre still hot

    Wait what did you just make them?

    Yes I wasnt tired so I decided to make some lightly fried fish fillets

    Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

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    Come over and mount my penis today

    please

    plasma

    i hit wrong key

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    Youre 65 today! Happy birthday!!!

    How do you feel??

    Another day closer to Velcro strapons

    What? Strap ons? Um?

    Velcro sneakers. This phone is messed up.

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    Dad do you have any idea where my certificate is?

    its in your mothers anus

    anus

    ANUS

    Uh?

    in her anus

    jesus mary and joseph upstairs in her house in storage

    Wow. Ok I will search mums anus. Thanks dad.

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    You want us to cook anything special for Easter?

    i will eat anything

    but your mum and i have not stopped talking about your dick since we had it at Christmas

    so juicy

    Juicy Easter dick. Got it.

    Wow. Im afraid to ask what you want for dessert.

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    so juicy

    Dont come home me and your mum are getting it on tonight

    HAHAHA autocorrect, right?

    What do you mean

    You made a typo look at your last text

    No I did not make a typo

    ?!*?*!.

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    Will you come and get me?

    omg

    Dad please, its raining.

    DAD

    Im going to tell mum

    omg no

    omg

    omg

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    Hey whats up?

    Gas prices

    Lol dad. I meant like what are you doing?

    Your mum

    I want to move out

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    Im hungry!

    Hi Hungry, nice to meet you. Im Dad.

    DAD! Im serious!

    I thought your name was hungry?

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

    No, Im Dad

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    You look guilty

    Did you eat mums coochie?

    Ew definitely not.

    Her chocolate coochie

    Dad mums white.

    her chocolate cookie. Dont be an idiot.

    No. I didnt eat her chocolate cookie.

    k

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    DAD !

    OMG DAD MUM JUST DIED !

    Daddyyyyyyy

    Dad im pregnant

    Weve got donuts

    Ill be there in 10 mins... if the donuts arent there youre in real trouble...

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    I cant believe youre a texter!

    I am starting to like it

    Youre a little excessive with the s :p

    Thank you for bringing this to my attention and I will cease immediately.

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    If you and your girlfriend want to come over for dinner, be here at 6

    Im grilling up some baby black kids. Should be delicious.

    As tempting as that sounds we both have to work late

    Yea I meant baby back ribs. All the more for me.

    Lol enjoy

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    Your perfume came in the post today. I sprayed it all over my body and now I smell like a cookie.

    WTF Dad?

    Im keeping it.

    Ok..