cc: so it was you who saved joey the leek from don berry’s boys...

pa: sure it was me, i whooped their butts good - was easy too... wimps.

- flashback to scene shoing the same images as joey’s flashback

scenes, this time with the details of the hero filled in as the avenger -

pa: me and joey go wayyy back, we used to

hang out after school... but you know what

the parsnip families are like in this city, they

don’t approve of outsiders... still, I couldn’t

let him get whacked by those deadbeats...

pa: ...but because of this i couldn’t risk

information of a parsnip shaped rescuer

getting back to grandpa snips, he might

have put two and two together and

worked out my secret identity! besides,

me and the old goat don’t have the best

history... and i’ve learnt it’s a good idea

to avoid provoking assassins!to avoid provoking assassins!

CC: ...so this means it really was a coincidence... if don

berry was still planning to kill artie tonight, he

couldn’t have known he had actually been killed the

night before, and therefore couldn’t have been re-

sponsible for the murder... joey was never a target,

he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

pa: what about his croney? that vocado guy? maybe he

killed him the night before and didn’t tell his boss?

cc: hmm, al vocado is greedy and ambitious - it’s

not his m.o to kill small fries... but he could be

worth questioning about all this!

pa: great, i’ll come with you! we’ll work together

- i’ve always dreamed of a superhero team-up!

pa: “...make sure this time that creep knows

what hit him!”

- parsnip avenger flies off, being careful to hide

his face from the sunlight... -

pa: *fake yawn* well, good luck buddy, i’m sure i

would have just slowed you down anyway...

cc: but why pretend to be me??

pa: because man! joey and i are your biggest

fans! I knew as soon as i went all ninja with the

smoke bombs joey would finger you! besides,

as you said, we do share a resemblance...

- suddenly the sun starts to rise behind them -

pa: er, whoa, look at the time! well it’s been a

busy night for me, saved a life, foiled a bank

heist - i’m beat!