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Winshluss
B A N D E D E S S I N É E
B A N D E D E S S I N É E
B A N D E D E S S I N É E
B A N D E D E S S I N É E
Winshluss
DARK WOOD
Script, art and colors by Winshluss
Translation : Edward Gauvin
La traduction de cet extrait a été réalisée avec l'aide du Centre National du Livre (C.N.L.).
©Gallimardwww.gallimard.fr/bd
Foreign rights: Mr. Sylvain [email protected]: +33 6 75 39 45 75
HELLO !HELLO ! MY NAME IS ANGELO...MY NAME IS ANGELO...
YEAH !YEAH ! GOTCHA ! WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE AN ADVENTURER, AND ALSO A SCIENTIST !
I WANT TO STUDY ANIMALS IN FARAWAY PLACES WHERE
NO ONE’S EVER BEEN...
WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE AN ADVENTURER, AND ALSO A SCIENTIST !
I WANT TO STUDY ANIMALS IN FARAWAY PLACES WHERE
NO ONE’S EVER BEEN...
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NOW YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE UP ALL YOUR SECRETS TO SCIENCE…
..."TARENTULA CARNIVORA" !
POKE !
POKE !
COOL ! LET’S GUM HIM UP WITH STIK’N’TACK !
HANDS OFF ! DON’T HURT
HIM !
THAT’S MY BROTHER ! HE’S A TOTAL LOSER !THAT’S MY BROTHER ! HE’S A TOTAL LOSER !
THAT’S MY SISTER. SHE’S A BABY !
THAT’S MY SISTER. SHE’S A BABY !
NO, NO ! THIS ISN’T FOR BABIES !
IT’S FOR A SCIENTIFIC STUDY !
GOOGA
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HA HA !THANKS, EGGHEAD !
HEY !HEY !
STIK’N’TACK !STIK’N’TACK !
NOOOO ! !
SETT LE...
DOWN...
YOU’RE GOING TO HURT YOURSELVES.
FINDERS KEEPERS !
GIVE IT BACK !GIVE IT BACK !
GOO GA
THAT’S MY DAD. HE QUIT SMOKING AND HE’S GOING
TO START EXERCISING, ‘CAUSE HE HAS LOVE HANDLES.
THAT’S MY DAD. HE QUIT SMOKING AND HE’S GOING
TO START EXERCISING, ‘CAUSE HE HAS LOVE HANDLES.
HAIR!
BEFORE AFTER
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GOTCHA !GOTCHA !
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MOM. THE DAY THIS ALL STARTED…
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MOM. THE DAY THIS ALL STARTED…
HUH ? WHAT ?!
GIVE IT !
LICK THE
TOILET BOWL !
BOOO
HOOO
THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I’D EVER SEEN MOM CRY.
IT WAS WEIRD !
THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I’D EVER SEEN MOM CRY.
IT WAS WEIRD !
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IT’S MOM… SNIFF !HER HEART…
SNIFF !THERE’S
NOTHINGWE CAN DO
SNIFF !
WHY’S MOM CRYING ?
YOU GONNA DIVORCE ?
IS SHE GONNA DIE ?
DOES SHE HAVE THAT CANCER THING ?
GOO GA !
GOO GA !
SNIFF !
UM...UH--
YOUR AUNT CALLED. GRANDMA’S SICK. UH—THE DOCTOR SAYS IT’S REALLY BAD. GRANDMA’S GOING TO, UH… HOW TO PUT IT ? WE HAVE TO HURRY UP AND GO
SEE HER BEFORE—UH…
OK, GO PACK YOUR THINGS. WE’RE LEAVING RIGHT AWAY !
WILL SHE BECOME A ZOMBIE ?
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GRANDMA LIVES IN THE COUNTRYSIDE
WHERE THERE’RE LOTS OF WILD ANIMALS !
LOOK, GRANDMA ! I’M SNAIL-TAMING !
YOU BETTER TAKE THOSE BOOTS OFF
BEFORE YOU COME IN !
GRANDMA ALWAYS CHEATS WHEN WE PLAY CARDS…
HEY ! YOU CHEATED !
PROVE IT !
GRANDMA’S ALWAYS
HANDING OUT CANDY…
HERE ! NOW DON’T TELL YOUR PARENTS !
I SWEAR !
GRANDMA LETS US STAY UP LATE
WATCHING MOVIES.
I’M GONNA CUT YER HEAD OFF !
SHUT YOUR EYES ! YOU CAN’T SEE
THIS !
GRANDMA TEACHES ME ALL KINDS OF COOL
STUFF !SOMEONE
PISSES YOU OFF, YOU GO LIKE THIS !
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GRANDMA KNOWS ALL SORTS OF AMAZING STORIES !
ONE TIME, YOUR GRANDFATHER GOT SO DRUNK, HE BIKED RIGHT INTO THE RIVER.
LIFE WITH HIM WAS NEVER BORING !
PLUS, GRANDMA HAS A POOL !
IF YOU STAY IN THE POOL TOO
LONG, YOU’LL GET WEBBED FEET !
WHATEVER
GRANDMA LETS YOU PEE OUTSIDE…
MY FLOWERS ! WHY, YOU LITT LE — !
GRANDMA GIVES AWESOME ADVICE.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, ALWAYS DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AND NEVER
LISTEN TO OTHERS.
OK, GRANDMA !
BUT BEST OF ALL, SHE GIVES SUPER HUGS THAT SMELL LIKE GOOD
OL’ GRANDMA…
YOU’RE MY LITT LE TADPOLE !
I’M TELLING YOU, A WORLD
WITHOUT GRANDMA WOULD J UST SUCK
TOO HARD !
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SHOULD I PLUG IN THE GPS ?
WHAT FOR ? I KNOW THE WAY
BY HEART !
LATER LATER LATER
LATER...
ADMIT IT ! WE’RE LOST. CAN I PLUG IN
THE GPS NOW ?
AH, SHIT… DAD J UST SAID A BAD
WORD !
HEY !HEY ! WHAT’D HE SAY ?
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HE SAID, “AH, SHIT” !
HA HA ! ANGELO J UST SAID A BAD WORD ! SHUT UP, YOU
RETARD !
YOU’RE THE RETARD, EGGHEAD !
GOO GA
NO, YOU ARE !
GOO...
WHAAH !WHAAH !
SORRY...
NO, YOU ARE !
NO, YOU ARE !
WAAAH ! NICE GOING.
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OK… WHY DON’T WE STOP HERE AND
STRETCH OUR LEGS ?
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