wiener blut style bible
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DESCRIPTIONOn March 6th 2009, “The Night Of The Raging Bulls” is finally also coming into Austrian realms. You probably haven’t heard about it yet, cause it’s coming straight from Germany’s underground scene - be prepared for something really bloody and moody, when in 4 fights, amateur boxers from Austria and Germany box the shit out of each other and fight for their lives and the inofficial title “Wurst Champ”. So this is the Bible for the right Style there.
WURST ENTERTAINMENT INCPRESENT
After hopefully all of you survived the New Years Eve Wurstsalon rave - if some didnt I could totally under-stand - the boys in town are ready to play again. Three months break are enough, now its time for something really rough:
On March 6th 2009, The Night Of The Raging Bulls is nally also coming into Austrian realms. You probably havent heard about it yet, cause its coming straight from Germanys underground scene - be prepared for something really bloody and moody, when in 4 ghts, amateur boxers from Austria and Germany box the shit out of each other and ght for their lives and the inof cial title Wurst Champ.
Night Of The Raging Bulls
The boxing event Night Of The Raging Bulls is the rst and sole professional ama-teur boxing gala of the world. From its de-but in Cologne 2004 it has emerged to an international event and is held thoughout the capitals of Europe. The Night Of The Raging Bulls has revolutionised the inter-national boxbusiness, no judge but the au-dience names the winner of the ght by applausing for their favourite boxer.
The boxers ght for the World Champion-ship Title of the International Raging Bull Federation (IRBF). The Night Of The Raging Bulls is a parody of the dubious boxbusiness, the managers of the boxers, their trainers and the audience are dressed in a shady and cool style which makes the NOTRB to a cool combination of a bo-xing event and an epic party night with bad boys, stunning girls and sensational ghts.
(vienna slang for a punch right into the face)ane aufs maul!
ohne richtige wsch, ka dresch!(vienna slang for without the right dress, no ght!)
Oh Goodness gracious me, I was as if struck by lightning, when I chanced to hear the recent tidings Wei-mar Republic and corporative state are all over! on the radio a few days ago. The mere thought of it was something like immemorial for me, as we still live in a period of arrant contrasts, say starvation, distress and existential destitution of the common run of mankind, contiguous to tremendous wealth, decadence and dissolute luxury.
We are all unable to mind the gap any longer, due to well get send right into this sort of limbo, called hedo-nism, which is much more ruthless than any ecclesiastical doctrine ever used to be.
If you ask me, the awaiting of these anticipate developments is rather suspenseful and makes ones esh crawl, but on the other hand it means being little in a x, because the question arises how to spend my fucking time, if I hate caviar, Ernst Fuchs harem, that is always troubling me whenever I try to peep inside Ringstraen Gallerie, and French pastry shops at its highest level? In fact, a pushover, as bethinking of the glori ed good old days isnt that hard and most of the people I know like to be nostalgic, now then: Lets nose The Night Of The Raging Bulls with all its lewd butch sweat, blood and spit!
In order that Friday, 6th, is also going to be an overwhelming feast for the eyes, theres an indispensable need to dress up like ones coming out of a clandestine and illegal 1920s private bar, giving a fuck about prohibiti-on. So thats further to say, Im banging the gong for the rst round of Viennese underground boxing ght, WIENER BLUT, and clarify the dress code now.
My dear Mesdames! As you may never had the chance to become a real prom queen, Im delirious with joy to tell you the good news about how to get chatted up the whole evening and still have the free choice to vanish whenever you want to, making a lasting impression on the folks.
gwoand fr die oide(vienna slang for stuff for ladies)
silk & skinMotto number I contains half-silk evening attire; for instance some rakish and tenuous Chiffon dress with sliding straps or subtle bows. Thats most notably pretty glamorous, when taking a Siberian tiger-baby as an acces-sory, but of course I know theres certain arduousness to obtain it.
black & gold
movie & stars
Whatever, remember Ian Flemings Gold nger? Since the second motto is about the typical Black and Gold-style, masquerade as a glistening Amazon with plumes and tenebrous make-up or pretend being Lotte Lenya in the Threepenny Opera.
The third and last maxim for the ladies is Movie and Stars, which may means to embody Un chien Anda-lou together with your hands down favourite, respec-tively to loom as dapper but simultaneously exhausted such as Candy Darling. This comes off best, putting on a pearl necklace, dark red lipstick and using a nacre-cigaret-te holder all the time.
ziag die gscheit an, hawara(vienna slang for stuff for guys)
The gentlemen are very well advised when turning your chavvy inside out, though thats not say to burp or to do disgustful stuff like that, but rather to show off your macho-attitude, as Tyler Durden did it in Fight Club. These manners certainly include ponderous golden chains, faded tank tops, freshly ironed suit pants, colour-co-ordinated suspenders and an ivory stick as well as a precious hat.
Otherwise, its the Pimp Style of Snoop Dogg or Pimp Daddy or Puff Diddy or Diddy Di which you should Imaginge and most Important: A big cigar completes your outward appearance indeed.
Thus youre all paying heed to my advices, NOTRB will stand out as the most fashionable event and make a great visual impact, at least for the rst quarter of 2009.
ImpressumTexte: Klaus Teuschler & Cornelia HasilGra k & Layout: Stefan Urschler
see you at the fight!