why you should come to hive
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How many places can you get into for free and have an amazing night?
Spoiler alert: it’s 0
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People who have died in Hive 0
Percentage of people who died outside Hive 100%
In conclusion if you don’t go to Hive you are 100% more likely to die
AWESOME TOILET ATTENDANTS
Phrases like No Spray No Lay, No Armani No Punani are some of the few
phrases said by the toilet attendants
You also can get lollipops which taste better dipping into your drink
HACKETT CONT’D
2 shots of vodka
1 peach schnapps
1 banana liquer
1 midori
1 blue aftershock
Blackcurrant Juice
Energy Juice
All for £9 in a pitcher
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