What we want from men:

At 16: At 21: At 32:

At 40: At 55: At 65:

At 75:

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At 16: • That he is good looking. • That he has a car. • That I’m important to him.

At 21• Good looking. • Charming and educated. • Financially succesfull. • Sweet and understanding. • Intelligent. • Athletic. • That dresses in style. • That appreciates the good things in life. • Full of surprises. • An imaginative and romantic lover.

At 32: • Decent and, preferably, with hair. • That opens the car door for me and holds the chair when I seat. • Has enough money for a dinner out. • That laughs at my jokes. • That carries my shopping bag. • That has at least one suit. • That appreciates good home cooking. • That remembers birthdays and aniversaries. • That wants to make love at least ones a week. • That baths.

At 40:

• Not too ugly, he can even be bald.

• Secure job.

• That takes me for dinner occassionally.

• That nods when I speak.

• That remembers the punchlines of the jokes.

• That’s healthy enough to move the furniture.

• That wears shirt that covers the stomach.

• That remembers to put down the toilet seat.

• That shaves, at least on the weekends.

At 55:

• That trims the ear and nose hairs.

• That doesn’t burp or scratch in public.

• That has at least some money saved.

• That doesn’t repeat the same joke over and over.

• That at least gets out of bed on the weekends.

• That wears matching socks and changes underwear.

• That appreciates a good TV dinner.

• That remembers the names of people.

• That shaves every now and then.

At 65: • Mustn’t scare the children. • Remembers where the toilet is. • Not too expensive to mantain. • Musnt snore too loudly. • Must remember why he’s laughing. • Healthy enough to stand by himself. • Must wear some clothes. • Must remember where he left his teeth. • Must recognise me.

At 75:

• Must breath.

• Must hit the toilet when he pisses.

DONT TELL ME IT’S NOT LIKE THAT???

I’ll stick to 21