webseries season 3 episode 6

8/6/2019 Webseries Season 3 Episode 6

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FADE IN:

INT - THE SEQUENTIAL DETECTIVE AGENCY - NIGHT

Drake stands in the doorway. Smolder and Scullery sit at the desk.

DRAKE

I'm glad you haven't tried guessing.

Drake looks down at his feet and then crouches down. He picks up a dirty envelope and

stands up again.

SMOLDER

What's that?

DRAKEIt looks like a communiqu.

SCULLERY

When are people going to learn that

slipping notes under doors is the worst

way to communicate with other people.

It just makes you seem stupid.

DRAKE

Hey, I slipped a note under your... oh wait.

I see what you just did there.

Drake hands the note to Smolder. Smolder opens the envelope and pulls a note out.

SMOLDER

(reading)

Hello dearly. I have reason to inform you that

deadly deeds have developed in the days most

recently. I've involved myself in these entirely

dangerous developments and a dandy ally of

yours is deeply dug in this dilemma. His life isforfeit if you don't disentangle him during the

dancing of the corsairs that develops when

darkness overtakes the day. Duration is decisive

if death is to be taken down a peg. I will be there

to defy you in an act of dissent. Signed. Project

Wendigo.


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SCULLERY

That seems sort of serial-killerish.

Drake closes his eyes and SCREAMS.

SMOLDER

What's wrong with you Drake?

SCULLERY

Stop screaming!

Drake stops screaming.

DRAKE

I'm sorry guys. I just had a flashback towhen I was looking through the

Engelsikarios Corporation's files.

I know what Project Wendigo looks like

and it's scary as hell.

SMOLDER

So Engelsikarios is behind this.

DRAKE

I doubt it. The file said that the project

was a failure. Maybe it escaped during

that big thingamajig and it wants revenge or

something stupid like that.

SCULLERY

Who's the "ally" that's in danger?

Smolder closes his eyes.

SMOLDER

It's Jeff. He's being held captive at somesort of pirate dance party.

Smolder opens his eyes.

SCULLERY

Well that was easy.


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SMOLDER

Project Wendigo clearly doesn't know who

he's messing with.

SCULLERYWendigos are suppose to be Native

American human cannibal monsters.

This thing doesn't seem like one of those.

It can write letters and has a large vocabulary.

DRAKE

So?

SCULLERY

Well why'd they call it Project Wendigoif it's not really a wendigo?

DRAKE

Who cares?

SCULLERY

Apparently no one.

SMOLDER

If we're going to infiltrate this party and save

Jeff we're gonna need disguises.

DRAKE

To the costume store!

CUT TO:

INT. DANCE HALL - NIGHT

There are 8 tables forming a circle around the dance floor. There's a food table in the

South Eastern corner of the room and there's a DJ booth in the Northern area of theroom. In the North Western corner of the room is a large curtained area.

Numerous people dressed as PIRATES are either dancing on the dance floor or sitting

at the tables.

EASTERN SIDE OF THE ROOM


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Drake, dressed as a pirate, pops out from underneath one of the tables and sneaks

over to the---

FOOD TABLE

--and pulls out a vial. He starts pouring the contents of the vial all over the food and in

the punch bowl. Drake whispers into his sleeve.

DRAKE

The refreshments have been tainted.

WESTERN SIDE OF THE ROOM

Smolder pops out from underneath one of the tables. He is also dressed as a pirate. He

whispers into his sleeve.

SMOLDER

Instigate a food riot.

FOOD TABLE

Drake turns to the dance floor.

DRAKE

(yelling)

Me mateys! The grub be running out soon.

Last call for hearty deliciousness.

All the pirates rush over to the food table. Drake avoids the people and makes his way

into the--


--and sits down at one of the tables.


Smolder crawls out from underneath the table and sits in one of the chairs. He whispers

into his sleeve.

SMOLDER

Scullery, time to take over the DJ booth.


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NORTHERN SIDE OF THE ROOM

Scullery, dressed as a pirate, pops out from underneath a table and sneaks into the DJ

booth. She whispers into her sleeve.

SCULLERY

What kind of music should I play?


SMOLDER

The ultimate chill out music.


DRAKE

Play Hungry Hungry Hippos!


SCULLERY

That's a board game not a song!


The SOUND of the pirates at the food table getting rowdy.

SMOLDER

It sounds like the drugs kicking in. Just start

playing something quick.


Scullery starts playing some music.

The SOUND of the music fills the room.

FOOD TABLE

ONE THE PIRATES

Arrr, let's get this party started mateys!


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The pirates all rush over to the--

DANCE FLOOR

--and they all start dancing.


Smolder surveys the room.

SMOLDER

Okay Drake, its time to search for Jeff.


DRAKECan't you use your thingamajig to find him.


SMOLDER

For some reason I can't pinpoint his

exact location but he's somewhere in

this room.

Smolder starts checking underneath all the tables on the western side.


Drake starts checking underneath all the tables on the eastern side.

DRAKE

So are pirates dangerous?


SMOLDERThat's a complicated question. If you asked

Carolco Pictures they'd probably say yes.

They'd also probably say showgirls are

dangerous though so asking them would

probably be a waste of time since they

went bankrupt.


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Smolder moves to the--


--and checks underneath the tables there.

SMOLDER

On the other hand if you asked Disney

they'd say pirates are a good investment.


DRAKE

I get the feeling were not really talking about

actual pirates.

Drake moves to the--

SOUTHERN SIDE OF THE ROOM

--and starts checking underneath the tables there.

DRAKE

Also, and this is gonna sound crazy coming

from me, doesn't this whole plan make no

sense.


SMOLDER

We were in a hurry.

Smolder looks over at the curtained area.

SMOLDER

I'm checking behind the curtained area.

Smolder casually strolls over and enters--

THE CURTAINED AREA

--where he discovers Jeff locked up in a cage.


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JEFF

Smolder!

Smolder rushes over to the cage and tries to open it.

JEFF

There's no lock. It's completely solid.

SMOLDER

How'd he get you in here then?

JEFF

I don't know. I just woke up inside it.

WENDIGO (O. S.)Darling I do declare, these dark times are

upon us. Do we fight or do you die?

WENDIGO enters the curtained area. He's dressed like a homeless man and has a

large scruffy beard. He's very animal like. In his hands are two swords.

SMOLDER

We fight I guess.

Wendigo throws one of the swords at Smolder and he catches it.

Wendigo HOWLS loudly and the MUSIC stops.

WENDIGO

(yelling)

Delicious declarations have been declared!

SOUTHERN SIDE OF THE ROOM

DRAKE

What's going on?

DJ BOOTH

SCULLERY

I don't know Drake.


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THE CURTAINED AREA

The curtains fall revealing Wendigo and Smolder to everyone else in the room.

Smolder backs up as Wendigo advances towards him and they enter--

THE DANCE FLOOR

--where the pirates form a circle around them.

SMOLDER

Scullery! Play something with a lot of bass!

Scullery starts PLAYING music with a lot of bass.

Drake joins the circle.

DRAKE

Ready? FIght!

Wendigo lunges towards Smolder who parrys the attack. Smolder spins around and

tries to take out Wendigos legs. Wendigo jumps over Smolder's sword and punches

Smolder in the face. Smolder falls back, does a backwards somersault, knocks some of

the pirates out of the way. Wendigo chops down at Smolder but Smolder rolls

backwards over a table. Wendgio's sword chops into the table. Smolder jumps up on

the table and kicks Wendigo in the face. Wendigo pulls his sword out of the table and

tires to take out Smolder's legs. Smolder jumps over Wendigo's sword and lands back

on the table. The table buckles and falls towards Wendigo. Smolder lunges off the

falling table at Wendigo, knocks him over, and jumps to his feet. Smolder swings his

sword at Wendigo but Wendigo blocks his attack as he gets up. They circle each other.

WENDIGO

My dimensional distortion of dreamlike

darkness that brought about my birth

definitely wasn't planned to make me

such a disgusting abomination.

Wendigo swings his sword at Smolder's head but Smolder parries his attack, spins

around, and smacks Wendigo in the face with the back of his fist.

WENDIGO

I've been damned by the corporations

deeply set desire to destroy their enemies


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ONE OF THE PIRATES

Party!

The pirates all start dancing around again.

CUT TO:

INT - THE SEQUENTIAL DETECTIVE AGENCY - NIGHT

Smolder, Scullery, Jeff, and Drake all enter the office. They start taking off parts of their

pirate costumes.

SCULLERY

I have to say... that was really bizarre.

SMOLDER

I don't think you had to say that.

JEFF

Yeah. It was self evident.

DRAKE

Did all of that really happen?

Smolder lays down on the couch.

SMOLDER

It sure did Drake. You stepped up to the

plate and saved my life. I didn't think you

had it in you.

Scullery sits down at the desk.

JEFF

(to Drake)

I know you don't remember anything aboutour friendship but... I still care about you and

I hope we can become friends again.

DRAKE

I hope we can too.


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SCULLERY

So were those people actually pirates or

were they just pretending to be pirates?

SMOLDER

Does it matter?

SCULLERY

Not really.

The phone RINGS.

Scullery answers the phone.

SCULLERY

(into the phone)Hello?

(pauses)

Oh hi Ryanne...

(pauses)

An explosion!

(pauses)

Are you okay?

(pauses)

Okay I'll tell him.

Scullery hangs up.

SCULLERY

Ryanne Fasthorse wanted me to tell you that

the Anders are preparing to attack Washington.

CUT TO BLACK:

THE END

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