webseries season 3 episode 3

8/7/2019 Webseries Season 3 Episode 3

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FADE IN:

JEFF

Drake, why aren't you breathing?

INT. ENGELSIKARIOS LARGE ROOM - NIGHT (FLASHBACK)

Jeff is sitting on the floor holding Drake's lifeless body in his arms.

JEFF

(yelling)

Somebody help me!

Smolder, Scullery, and Alan enter the room and rush over to Jeff.

JEFF(yelling)

Make him wake up!

SMOLDER

He's gone Jeff.

Jeff starts crying.

JEFF

Then bring him back!

SMOLDER

We can't. He's dead.

JEFF

Don't! Don't even say that!

SCULLERY

Jeff, we have to leave. People are gonna

be coming soon.

Jeff stands up and tries to carry Drake's body.

The SOUND of nearby talking and walking from the other side of the door.

The door bursts open and Shirt rushes into the room.



SHIRT

Rápidamente! We have to leave ahora!

ALAN

You're gonna have to leave Drake's

body.

JEFF

No!

Smolder and Scullery rush over to the door. Scullery is carrying Alan.

The SOUND of talking and walking gets louder.

SCULLERY

They're almost here.

SMOLDER

We're gonna have to leave without you

Jeff.

Jeff looks down at Drake's body and then looks over at Scullery and Smolder standing

next to the door. He looks down at Drake's body again.

JEFF

(quietly)

I'm sorry Drake.

Jeff lets go of Drake and runs over to the door. Scullery, Smolder, Alan, Shirt, and Jeff

go through the door.

CUT TO:

EXT/INT. APARTMENT COMPLEX - DAY

COURTYARD

Scullery and Smolder enter the courtyard and walk over to the laundry room. Scullery is

carrying Alan.

SCULLERY

Does that mean he's all night of the living

dead or--



ALAN

Is it like in the sixth season of Buffy the

Vampire Slayer when she came back

from the dead and then everybody had

a '60s style Disney food fight?

SMOLDER

He wouldn't say.

SCULLERY

Alan, when did you start watching Buffy?

ALAN

Since forever.

SCULLERY

What's the show about?

ALAN

It's about an all girl pop music band

who travels around in a van solving

mysteries for the FBI while trying to

avoid their obnoxious New Yorker

friends. Sometimes its hard to figure

out what's going but I think I get the

gist of it.

Smolder, Alan, and Scullery enter -

THE LAUNDRY ROOM -

where Jeff sits on a washing machine.

SMOLDER

Start explaining Jeff.

Jeff slides off the washing machine and starts to turn on a dryer.

ALAN

If you're trying to make it so that no one

can hear us that's not going to work.



JEFF

Why?

ALAN

It didn't work on The Simpsons when Bart

and Lisa were trying to figure out what wasup with their grandma. It turns out she was

a werewolf.

SCULLERY

What's the Simpsons about, Alan?

ALAN

It's about two families, one from the future

and one from the stone age, who live in a

hollowed out tree and make cookies foran evil corporation.

SMOLDER

Let me guess. You have a hard time figuring

out what's going on in that show too?

ALAN

How'd you know?

JEFF

We're not here to discuss tv shows!

SMOLDER

Then what are we here to discuss Jeff?

Is Drake alive or not?

JEFF

He's alive...

ALAN

So he's not a zombie then.

JEFF

But he's different...

SMOLDER

How is he different?



JEFF

He doesn't remember who I am.

SCULLERY

That doesn't make sense. You're hisbest friend.

SMOLDER

Where is he?

JEFF

He's in the playground and he won't

leave.

SMOLDERShow us.

CUT TO:

EXT. APARTMENT COMPLEX PLAYGROUND - DAY

The playground has a little castle in the corner and a little house in another corner. Jeff,

Smolder, Scullery, and Alan sit on a bench nearby.

SMOLDER

Where is he?

JEFF

He's been hiding in the castle.

SMOLDER

Let's go get him then.

JEFF

No. He'll freak out if you approach him.

ALAN

What are we suppose to do then?

JEFF

We wait.



ALAN

Ah... we're not doing that. Come on

guys.

SMOLDER

We'll wait all night if we have to, Alan.

CUT TO:

INT - THE SEQUENTIAL DETECTIVE AGENCY - NIGHT

Smolder, Scullery, and Alan are sitting on the couch.

SMOLDER

Well that wrapped up nicely.

ALAN

(quietly)

That's bad storytelling.

SCULLERY

What was that Alan?

ALAN

What was what?

SCULLERY

I thought you said something.

Drake casually strolls into the room.

DRAKE

Since you guys are the only people

I can remember I thought I'd crash here

for a while.

ALAN(quietly)

The punishment doesn't fit the crime.

SMOLDER

Who are you talking to Alan?



ALAN

Myself because I'm crazy!

DRAKE

You need to chillax shoe box man.

Drake slides a chair over in front of the TV and turns the TV on.

STEFAN (O. S.)

(from TV)

--can't do that Jenny because we're

being watched.

JENNY (O. S.)

(from TV)

Is it the Frankenstein Santa.

STEFAN (O. S.)

(from TV)

No. It appears to be someone who recently

died.

DRAKE

Are you guys watching this?

ALAN

Shut up, Drake!

TV (O. S.)

(from TV)

Closed captioning for A Mystification of

Subterfuge is provided by... the Defense Advanced

Research Projects Agency. "Keeping the Soviets in

Second Place since 1958".

DRAKE

The characters in that soap opera broke thefourth wall. They knew I was watching them.

The TV turns off.

ALAN

That's ridiculous!



DRAKE

They probably know why I came back!

The desk starts to shake.

ALAN

You're so stupid!

SCULLERY

(quietly to Smolder)

Should we step in here? This is getting

kind of heated.

DRAKE

My destiny is in their hands!

ALAN

Shut up! shut up!

The desk starts to move back and forth.

Drake tries to turn the TV back on but it won't turn on.

DRAKE

Stupid TV! Give me my destiny!

ALAN

I wish you were still dead!

The desk slides at Drake and pins him to the wall.

SMOLDER

Alan!

Smolder jumps up and tries to pull the desk away from Drake.

SCULLERY

Stop it Alan!

Scullery picks up Alan and holds him up to her face.

SCULLERY



What's wrong with you?

ALAN

Leave me alone!

Alan SUDDENLY disappears.SCULLERY

Alan!

Smolder pulls the desk away from Drake, turns around and notices that Alan is gone.

SMOLDER

Where is he?

Tears start to run down Scullery's face.

SCULLERY

He just vanished.

DRAKE

Cool! I didn't know he could do that.

FADE OUT:

THE END

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