weapon handling tips from the monrovian peoples liberation suicide front, liberia

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Weapon Handling Tips from the Monrovian Peoples Liberation Suicide Front, Liberia

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Weapon Handling Tips from the

Monrovian Peoples Liberation Suicide Front,

Liberia

Rules:

Prohibited!!

1. Use of Iron Sights2. Aiming3. Supported Firing Stance

Compulsory:

1. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta Style Stances2. Aggressive Hip Hop Style Dancing when Firing3. Fearsome Facial Expressions/Vocalisations4. Colored Duct Tape for Urban Style Cam

The Following slides are perfect examples as actually used on Active Service by the MPLSF

The ‘Glock Foh-Tay’ running stance...ensure you wear pants six times too big and your

favorite Hawaiian shirt to guarantee maximum effect

Same stance with a wonderful flamboyant flair

‘Yo Yo Yo, Fo’ Shizzle’, the choo choo combined with a side shoot...simply magical

Don’t forget ‘Bring a Friend’ day. Crew served weaponsare ideal in this situation

An excellent example of firing from the hip whilst displaying ones best game face,

combining the robot,and practicing your favorite karaoke song

(Old guy hates ants)

Anti Aircraft Firing Position.Note here that accuracy is not to be guaranteed

Lying supported with Slinky Toy (Optional for those quiet moments)

The MPLSF ‘Soul Train’ Combat Assault method.

With special appearance by Santa Claus

Gardening gloves and a life jacket looks funky and guaranteed to keep you afloat. VERY unreliable as a

Flak Jacket! Nice game face, however.

The difficult to execute but VERY Stylish‘Phat Bammer Swagger’ Shooting Stance

The latest in RPG Firing Positions...The Phat and Funky ‘Batman Begins’ look.

Will NOT work without the cape.

(Ensure you don’t lose your 3rd world communications whilst firing!)

One must never neglect ones dusting because one is in Combat

The contemptuous for accuracy, one handed,full burst, on auto firing method is a MUST for

instilling fear into the enemy.

One manoeuvre sure to strike fear into the enemy and inspire any onlooker is this method:

The Non Aiming, Duck Walk, Support Weapon Firing method. Also note the subtle method of allowing a long string

of linked ammunition to dangle from the weapon so as to allowyour enemy to see that the least of your worries

is a shortage of rounds...