wayra uk battle decks
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Welcome to Wayra UK Battle Decks August 2015
Wayra Battle Decks 2015 Official Rules
4. Slide decks are assigned at random
5. Slides will flip every 20sec
6. Judges will score each presentation on 5 criteria and assign a final score out of 25
7. Scores will be combined during musical interlude to determine the winner
1. Opponents will present on the topic of their choice (Startup, happiness, my life…)
2. Opponents will present a deck they never saw before
3. There are 10 unique decks of 10 slides each to be used in battle
Wayra Battle Decks 2015 Official Rules
In the event of a tie, we will use the audience applause-o-meter to determine a winner
Wayra Battle Decks 2015 Judges
Reijo Pold Clan Commander of the Wayra Clan Holder of the Red Sash of fun
Henry Ludlam Chief of the TeamFirst Clan Holder of the Blue Sash of blabla
Andy Davis Chief of the ApplyED Clan Holder of the Sword of Coolness
Kathryn Evanson Priestess of “Getting Shit Done” of the Wayra Clan and Holder of the Bottle of Awesomeness
Official Scoring Categories 1-5 1. Content and Credibility
(Did it make any sense?)
2. Poise and Gestures
(were they comfortable?)
3. Flow
(minimal pauses and stammering)
4. Audience response
(was there any?)
5. Getting through all the slides!
Without FU&^&ing Laughing
Wayra Battle Decks 2015
The Challengers
1.Darshan – Chief Chimpanzee of Clan SoA 2.Diana – Alcohol Mistress of Clan Winerist 3.Simon – The Letter Opener of Clan Inkpact 4.Ivo – Coin Master of Clan Albert 5.Kenny – The Feeder of Clan WeFarm 6.Abi – Chief Guide at the Routemap Clan 7.Richard – War Commander for the TeamFirst Clan 8.Philip – The Tinker of Clan nCube 9.Stan – The Blind Prophet of clan GiveVision 10. Mutaz – Chief of the Hillside Squierrls
Choose a Topic for me
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Wayra Battle Decks
Short Example
I have a question
Years of experience
Mentors Be Like…
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Wayra Battle Decks Challenger 1
Oh shit!
VS
Chicken ?
How do we really feel about Technology?
Yes we can
Like a BOSS…
Risk Management
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Wayra Battle Decks Challenger 2
Do you smell that? Investors Be Like…
VS
Design Innovation
Any questions?
Mentors Be Like…
The New 1 Direction
Making money is EZ
is this a cow?
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Wayra Battle Decks Challenger 3
Problemz
I want a steak
I think this is wrong
Time for Q&A
link?
VS
Innovation
Haven
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Wayra Battle Decks Challenger 4
Yeah so Whatever…
I have a question
How can it be!!!!
Acceleration
I need to be serious
Facebook Twitter Instagram
After Wayra…
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Wayra Battle Decks Challenger 5
5?
I have a dream
Hungry =?
No wayyyy
Halp
Hhmm should I buy flowers to my girlfriend
Condoms
Do you have the time
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Wayra Battle Decks Challenger 6
Beer?
Continued Success
Years of experience
This is not a sheep!
Questions?
Perhaps
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Wayra Battle Decks Challenger 7
LinkedIn is the shit
A new case
Engagement leads to
Retention
Logistics Innovation
Huston we have a problem
Running the business
vs
£$££££$$$$$$$$££$$£££$
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Wayra Battle Decks Challenger 8
Bike Hawk ?
Relationships
God is on Stage
IKEA Car
Audience Participation
time!
Startups
VS
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Wayra Battle Decks Challenger 9
SEXY?
MVP?
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Wayra Battle Decks Challenger 10
So about your KPIs
If they are sitting in 2 balls …
There is no Slide
I should have gone to the toilets before we left …
Wait we are not done Yet…
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Challenger 11?
Anyone up for the challenge?
Bitch Please
I am a Box
Mom I Love you
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Music while the judges judge….
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Top 3
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Thank you That’s a wrap We hope you laughed, cried and had a good
time.
And if not we don’t care you know how much time it takes to create a 152 slides deck, how long we spent looking at
google images and stuff. This was hard work and you don’t even appreciate it you ungrateful SOB… ????*
*Now stop reading this BS and go have a beer
The Wayra Team