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    700:01:49,008 --> 00:01:50,351Everyone's asleep.

    800:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,255Did you take the things?

    900:01:52,846 --> 00:01:53,483Yes, sir.

    1000:01:56,516 --> 00:02:00,054Hamid is an insomniac.He is an owl.

    1100:02:00,153 --> 00:02:01,826Stays awake all night.

    1200:02:02,188 --> 00:02:03,724

    Make sure no one's following us.

    1300:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,232They do keep a watch.

    1400:02:15,602 --> 00:02:17,548Hey Bashir! Wake up! Wake up!

    1500:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,813Reporting, sir.

    1600:02:18,838 --> 00:02:19,873Did you see Captain Qureshi?

    1700:02:21,241 --> 00:02:22,242Usman is also missing?

    1800:02:22,675 --> 00:02:24,450Give me. Give me the walkie.

    1900:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,954Alpha 123 calling. Captain Raj.

    2000:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,519Eagle 69. Captain Qureshi.

    2100:02:28,615 --> 00:02:29,685

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    Where are you, Captain Raj?

    2200:02:29,949 --> 00:02:31,019Captain Qureshi, where are you?

    2300:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,119Captain Raj.

    2400:02:32,285 --> 00:02:33,161Hello, Captain Qureshi.

    2500:02:33,219 --> 00:02:34,994Captain Raj. Captain Raj.

    2600:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,296Captain Raj. Captain Raj.

    2700:02:45,698 --> 00:02:47,905

    Throw the Queen.

    2800:02:51,638 --> 00:02:53,618As if we're on a secret mission.

    2900:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,017We come in such secrecy.

    3000:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,849Oye You're again cheating.

    3100:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,854Now that You're losing doesn'tmean you start cheating bro?

    3200:03:01,147 --> 00:03:04,356I never cheat...even with my enemy.

    3300:03:05,084 --> 00:03:06,529

    That's better.

    3400:03:06,886 --> 00:03:11,960And I haven't lost yet bro. stillgot many moves up my sleeve mister.

    3500:03:12,892 --> 00:03:14,803Tell me something, Captain.

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    3600:03:15,094 --> 00:03:19,065What's the name of my lady?

    3700:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,575Since when did shebecome your lady?

    3800:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,814Enjoy with binoculars.And stay away. ok!.

    3900:03:29,576 --> 00:03:32,989Look, Captain. swear on Pakistan.

    4000:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,384If I don't bring her on this side..

    41

    00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:37,986..I'll change my name from Qureshi.

    4200:03:38,184 --> 00:03:39,925Well, She's already gone ...mister.

    4300:03:40,119 --> 00:03:42,099Let alone bringing her Youwon't be seeing her any more!

    44

    00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:43,099Left?

    4500:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,631Sir, Did you bring the stuff?

    4600:03:45,692 --> 00:03:46,397Give him Khatri.

    4700:03:50,296 --> 00:03:51,104

    Usmaan.

    4800:03:51,764 --> 00:03:53,209It's just soda, sir. Soda.

    4900:03:53,466 --> 00:03:55,468Yeah.. just as they say inIndian advertisements. just soda!.

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    5000:03:56,002 --> 00:03:58,642Sir, do bring betelleaf tomorrow, please!.

    5100:03:58,938 --> 00:03:59,780We'll get it.

    5200:04:00,506 --> 00:04:02,247Moron, you're concernedabout your betel leaf.

    5300:04:02,308 --> 00:04:03,912Here my desires havedrowned in water.

    5400:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,855Speaking of water.

    5500:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,590I feel like spraying a bit myself.

    5600:04:08,848 --> 00:04:12,694Why a bit? Relieveyourself completely.

    5700:04:13,686 --> 00:04:14,824And yes, do it on your side.

    5800:04:15,021 --> 00:04:16,659Yes, don't do it on their side.

    5900:04:16,889 --> 00:04:18,698Might flood their country.

    6000:04:22,762 --> 00:04:26,403"Show me a glimpsebaby, come show me."

    6100:04:26,966 --> 00:04:30,504"Show me a glimpse,come show me baby."

    6200:04:59,232 --> 00:04:59,937Morning.

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    00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:08,950May I come in, sir?

    6400:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,550Come in. Come in.

    6500:05:12,979 --> 00:05:13,923Did you call me, sir?

    6600:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,959Not me, but none other than India'sDefense Minister has called you.

    6700:05:18,918 --> 00:05:21,558Go there quickly. Beforesome other channel reaches.

    6800:05:21,688 --> 00:05:24,498Because we are speedy.

    rest are 'Fisaddi' (losers).

    6900:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,933Wow! What a tagline! Isn't it?

    7000:05:29,729 --> 00:05:30,571Well..

    7100:05:33,232 --> 00:05:33,937Sir.

    7200:05:34,334 --> 00:05:34,903Sonam.

    7300:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,908May I..- Note today's tagline.

    7400:05:38,237 --> 00:05:40,615We are speedy. Others are snails.

    7500:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,351Okay, listen. Prepare a sensationalreport on lndo-Pak Border infiltration.

    7600:05:49,015 --> 00:05:53,987The real infiltrator is one.who can be recognized by none.

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    7700:06:09,769 --> 00:06:14,769&Singing Rajasthani folk song&

    7800:06:21,948 --> 00:06:25,828Hey! Who are you Goatherd?

    7900:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,630I am the goatherd, sir.

    8000:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,361What are you doing here?

    8100:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,497Just brought my goatfor grazing, sir.

    8200:06:35,194 --> 00:06:37,265

    The goat's name is Bab...

    8300:06:37,463 --> 00:06:40,103Your goat seems to havea pretty good appetite.

    8400:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,878Nibbled all thegrass from the desert.

    85

    00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,340You are right, sir.

    8600:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,209But there's still some grass left.

    8700:06:47,373 --> 00:06:50,354By the way, who are you, Brother?

    8800:06:51,177 --> 00:06:54,750

    You seem clever. startedCalling me Brother so soon.

    8900:06:56,149 --> 00:07:00,154It's very difficultto know who I am.

    9000:07:00,386 --> 00:07:03,333

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    Still.. can I ask yourname at least brother?

    9100:07:03,456 --> 00:07:04,628Name?- Yes.

    9200:07:05,591 --> 00:07:06,899Name.

    9300:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,804Oye I'm the 'Amitabh Bachchan' oye.

    9400:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,003What are you saying, sir?

    9500:07:15,201 --> 00:07:18,148Not just me, even my goatis also your ardent fan.

    9600:07:18,337 --> 00:07:20,283I have seen all your films.

    9700:07:20,473 --> 00:07:23,420' Laal Badshah'. 'Toofan''Ind raj it'. 'Sarabjeet'.

    9800:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,615'Shilajeet'.

    - 'Shilajeet'?

    9900:07:24,744 --> 00:07:28,487Oye! Which film is that?Even I haven't seen it.

    10000:07:28,581 --> 00:07:30,458O Brother, nobody saw it either.

    10100:07:30,483 --> 00:07:35,023

    Don't talk nonsense.Goatherd, you talk a lot.

    10200:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,467What's in your bag?

    10300:07:37,490 --> 00:07:41,028It's nothing.

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    10400:07:41,761 --> 00:07:42,432Just this.

    10500:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,965My God! It's a chocolate.

    10600:07:45,398 --> 00:07:48,470Yes Brother. the same onethat you advertise on TV.

    10700:07:48,534 --> 00:07:49,911So let's have something sweet.

    10800:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,471Before the start of ourbeautiful friendship.

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    00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:56,213Give me that. Before his hungrygoat nibbles it too.. Have it.

    11000:07:56,375 --> 00:07:59,185You also eat. Let'shave something sweet.

    11100:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,416My friend.

    11200:08:01,547 --> 00:08:02,389Oye!.. Bab...

    11300:08:02,415 --> 00:08:05,396Did you eat it?- My friend.

    11400:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,793You sell chocolate!

    11500:08:10,089 --> 00:08:11,625What did you mix in it?- Eat it.

    11600:08:12,558 --> 00:08:14,401Goatherd, what is in this?

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    00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,667You scoundrel.

    11800:08:16,729 --> 00:08:18,834Shall I ask yourmother I feel dizzy.

    11900:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,070I too feel dizzy.

    12000:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,907How did my men fall down?- I also feel dizzy.

    12100:08:22,101 --> 00:08:24,012What is in this?- Nothing. Nothing.

    12200:08:24,036 --> 00:08:25,538

    To hell with you.

    12300:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,548My men have fallen.

    12400:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,144Where are you going with myweapons, goatherd? - Move!

    12500:08:31,210 --> 00:08:34,817

    May the desert scorpion bite you.- And may The desert snake bite you!

    12600:08:34,947 --> 00:08:37,757Oh God! I feel dizzy.- You feel dizzy? And I make the call.

    12700:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,091Where are you going?

    128

    00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:41,162Calling alpha 222.

    12900:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,993This is eagle 5 reporting.

    13000:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,462There is a message

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    for Captain Rana.

    13100:08:49,962 --> 00:08:50,940Keep it there.

    13200:08:58,504 --> 00:08:59,710Can I come in, sir?

    13300:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,178Come. Come.

    13400:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,745Come on. Come on.

    13500:09:09,815 --> 00:09:13,058I hope the camera is not on.

    13600:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,999

    I am quite afraid of these things.

    13700:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,503Just joking.

    13800:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,662Come Let's talk about work.

    13900:09:22,194 --> 00:09:27,109What I am going to

    tell you is top secret.

    14000:09:28,301 --> 00:09:33,683You know that infiltrationis a serious matter.

    14100:09:34,574 --> 00:09:38,112And our neighborsare not giving it up.

    142

    00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,951We have informationthat after 2 days..

    14300:09:41,347 --> 00:09:47,263..War is going to declared onthe border of India and Pakistan.

    144

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    00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:53,403And our American spy has told us..

    14500:09:53,492 --> 00:09:56,598..That China is goingto help Pakistan..

    14600:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,606..So that Pakistan canstrike a nuclear attack on us.

    14700:10:00,499 --> 00:10:05,039But there's no need to be afraid?We have America's full support.

    14800:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,883So what I want from you is to come withme to the border with me right now..

    149

    00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:15,685..And make up such a report that notjust our soldiers feel motivated..

    15000:10:16,015 --> 00:10:19,986..But also the entire countryfeels a surge of patriotism.

    15100:10:20,119 --> 00:10:20,995Only ...with a slight twist.

    15200:10:22,788 --> 00:10:27,794You have to show this report as liveon your channel but after 2 days.

    15300:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,463When war has been declared.

    15400:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,904You know well.. Who'll gothere in a war situation?

    15500:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,077You understood.. right?

    15600:10:38,938 --> 00:10:41,748So tell me Sir. Whatis to be done?

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    15700:10:42,008 --> 00:10:51,759CHINESE

    15800:10:52,018 --> 00:10:55,693But sir..- Hey! Just listen!

    15900:10:58,557 --> 00:11:04,599CHINESE

    16000:11:04,930 --> 00:11:10,744Sir, please can you repeatthe dialogue in Punjabi?

    16100:11:12,405 --> 00:11:13,315Just Punjabi.

    16200:11:14,306 --> 00:11:15,614

    "Punjabi!"

    16300:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,026Twinkle twinkle little star.

    16400:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,237Without China Howwill you wage a war?

    16500:11:35,561 --> 00:11:37,507

    Oyr Guru ...now hear out my plan.

    16600:11:37,797 --> 00:11:40,869Wow! - I want to tell youabout the nuclear bomb.

    16700:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,811We want to launch onIndia. got it you fools?

    168

    00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,746If you got it then applause.

    16900:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,912It will destroy everything fully

    17000:11:47,006 --> 00:11:50,146neither leave Jalandhar

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    nor Delhi Now Applause.

    17100:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,514Wow! Wow! Marvelous!

    17200:11:52,978 --> 00:11:53,956Marvelous!

    17300:11:54,246 --> 00:11:57,625Chinese are so smart.- Oh Damn it.. got me killed!

    17400:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,156What is this?

    17500:11:59,685 --> 00:12:02,222General, such an importantdiscussion is going on.

    17600:12:02,421 --> 00:12:03,525And you are playing games.

    17700:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,068China is ready todeliver the nuclear bomb.

    17800:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,502Now tell me. Whatshould we do about it?

    17900:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,431Yeah ..we'll Keep it in a museum.- What?

    18000:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,705Neither It's going to worknor I want to make it work.

    18100:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,207

    We don't want to fightat all. What is this?

    18200:12:16,368 --> 00:12:17,972What's this fatty blabbering?

    18300:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,113I can smell rebellion in you words.

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    18400:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,091Wow... Great! youbetter not talk of smell.

    18500:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,457Empty stomachs don't smell ofroses they smell of gas only.

    18600:12:31,817 --> 00:12:33,922And don't forget This is Pakistan.

    18700:12:34,386 --> 00:12:37,560Here, Generals don't take permissionfrom ministers for rebellion.

    18800:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,464Understood?

    18900:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,630Then tell me. What's the problem?

    19000:12:40,726 --> 00:12:41,500Problem?

    19100:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,803Problem is the food for Army.

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    00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,910Your lentil meat hasneither lentil nor meat.

    19300:12:47,066 --> 00:12:50,513I swear if anyone can find it,I'll give him half of Pakistan.

    19400:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,611War is not foughton an empty-stomach.

    19500:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,742Nowadays our soldiers are passingless of intelligence and more of gas.

    19600:12:56,909 --> 00:12:57,887What is this?

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    19700:12:58,010 --> 00:13:01,514General Sir, thiswon't be tolerated here.

    19800:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,355How come it won't be tolerated?

    19900:13:03,382 --> 00:13:04,884I will tell you what is this!

    20000:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,223Guru!

    20100:13:06,285 --> 00:13:10,028If you fight here, who willfight at the border.. you Pappy?

    20200:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,824

    The tell him.- Hey!

    20300:13:11,857 --> 00:13:15,862From now on we willprovide you food too.

    20400:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,139Look at this.- Note down the order.

    20500:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,438Chicken Chilly.Chicken cottage-cheese.

    20600:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,412Chicken Manchurian.Chicken dish. For Pakistani army.

    20700:13:30,109 --> 00:13:34,615Soldiersl. Oye ..Speak to me.

    20800:13:36,982 --> 00:13:41,055Just because you got new uniforms.you won't listen to me.

    20900:13:45,524 --> 00:13:49,666Soldiers. Speak to me.

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    21000:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,432Sir, sir.

    21100:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,636Where is Qureshi?- I don't know Sir.

    21200:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,675Speak to me. Where is Qureshi?- I don't know.

    21300:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,448Why is he riding the camel?

    21400:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,884Waal-ey-kum-Salam.

    21500:14:13,452 --> 00:14:14,726

    SalamWaal-ey-kum Sir.

    21600:14:16,155 --> 00:14:19,568Fine, But where wereyou, Captain Qureshi?

    21700:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,265Had gone to arrange for water.

    218

    00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,899Why to arrange for water?

    21900:14:24,163 --> 00:14:27,337With just two bottles of water, youcan either drink it or wash 'it'.

    22000:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,137Wiping with sand for so longOut 'it's have gone sore.

    22100:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,778See Hameed for example.

    22200:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,509He reeks so much that hecan't sleep the whole night.

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    00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,849Yes, sir.- Quiet.

    22400:14:37,509 --> 00:14:38,351You moron.

    22500:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,183At least he is protectingthe country by staying awake.

    22600:14:43,115 --> 00:14:47,564Protecting? sir? When peoplekeep dogs for protection..

    22700:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,997..They at least feed them well.

    22800:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,323

    Who cares us? We're justmanaging with God's grace.

    22900:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,069What are you doing here? Go there.

    23000:14:53,158 --> 00:14:55,866Oh my! What was I saying? Yes.

    23100:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,999

    My Soldiers.

    23200:14:59,398 --> 00:15:06,282It's said "if you want toswim, swim in the ocean".

    23300:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,883What's there in ponds?

    23400:15:08,507 --> 00:15:09,850

    Qureshi!- Sir! Sir! Very good!

    23500:15:10,142 --> 00:15:14,420And If you want to love, thenlove me. What's there in women?

    23600:15:14,446 --> 00:15:15,151

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    Sir!.

    23700:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,860What happened?Did I forget the verse.

    23800:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,792Its 'Country'.- Oh!

    23900:15:19,485 --> 00:15:25,458If you want to love, love yourcountry. What's there in women?

    24000:15:25,557 --> 00:15:28,333All of you, I mean, even me.

    24100:15:29,028 --> 00:15:33,135I mean, God has created

    all of us for this day only.

    24200:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,906By now we have been borna thousand times, sir.

    24300:15:36,368 --> 00:15:40,748Qureshi, if you are born justonce more, what will we lose?

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    00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,276We may not, sir but Ourmothers will lose a lot.

    24500:15:44,476 --> 00:15:49,687Speak to me. Yes. So, friends,tomorrow ..War is to be declared.

    24600:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,456Congratulations!

    24700:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,424Oh Damn it! Again?

    24800:15:53,819 --> 00:15:57,392Again? What do you mean 'again'?

    24900:15:57,656 --> 00:16:00,227

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    If there is a war,what will you lose?

    25000:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,039So soldiers, war..

    25100:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,868Damn it! You havedampened my spirit totally.

    25200:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,914Sir, he means to say ifwe keep on waging war..

    25300:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,450..Our country willdisappear from the map.

    25400:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,743

    Discovery and National Geographywill show programs like.

    25500:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,386"Once upon a timethere was a Pakistan

    25600:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,302Hello.- Yes, Rut, tell me.

    25700:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,432Sakshi, guess where I am.

    25800:16:37,763 --> 00:16:38,969Where? I don't know.

    25900:16:39,264 --> 00:16:41,266God! It's my dream come true.

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    00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:45,041I am at the border, dear.- Border?

    26100:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,448Oh my God! Really?

    26200:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,220

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    Handsome handsome soldiers?

    26300:16:51,276 --> 00:16:53,552Yeah ..Very handsome Sit.

    26400:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,149You are so lucky.- Madam.. time!

    26500:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,924Now that Your dreamhas come true, madam.

    26600:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,660Did you find your dream man too?

    26700:17:03,789 --> 00:17:04,733Hello.

    26800:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,265I am asking you. Tell me.

    26900:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,541Hello, Rut. Where did youdisappear? Tell me something.

    27000:17:18,470 --> 00:17:21,144You started searching for him?Yeah ...I'll find him too.

    27100:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,853Are you searching for something?

    27200:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,013No. I..

    27300:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,914Sakshi, I will call you back.

    27400:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,816Hi. Captain Rajveer Singh Rana.

    27500:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,184Rut Dutta.

    27600:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,159

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    But you can call me ..Rut.

    27700:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,422I'll call you madam.

    27800:17:37,156 --> 00:17:40,194By the way, besides you nobody elseknows about the minister's visit.

    27900:17:40,659 --> 00:17:43,469Our Defense Minister hasdone PhD in media management.

    28000:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,207He only brought us here.

    28100:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,505Sorry to disappoint you.

    28200:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,675It's a pleasure to bedisappointed by you.

    28300:17:50,035 --> 00:17:52,914And as the commanding officeryour safety is my first duty.

    28400:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,912If you need anything in

    this dangerous place, please.

    28500:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,884I don't need you. Butthe minister needs you.

    28600:17:59,144 --> 00:18:01,385Yeah. Right. I'll see you.

    28700:18:02,448 --> 00:18:03,791

    These are the two Forward posts.

    28800:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,620Very good.- These are our watchtowers, sir.

    28900:18:05,951 --> 00:18:06,895Ranjeet.

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    29000:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,928VerY QOOd. Very good.

    29100:18:10,222 --> 00:18:10,825Very good.

    29200:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,067Hello, Captain Raj.

    29300:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,201Jai Hind, sir.- Jai Hind. Jai Hind.

    29400:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,362Sorry, sir. I was patrolling. 50..- No problem.

    295

    00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:21,207Sir, any special reason forcoming to this desert suddenly?

    29600:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,210Well ...what do Itell you, Captain?

    29700:18:23,502 --> 00:18:26,642I feel so patrioticwhen I come here.

    29800:18:26,939 --> 00:18:27,781But what do I do?

    29900:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,883I don't get much timefrom my work in Delhi.

    30000:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,915So I thought I will

    come personally and see..

    30100:18:32,044 --> 00:18:35,048..What arrangements you havedone for the safety of the border.

    30200:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,925Sure, sir. Come, sir.

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    This way please. Come.

    30300:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,120Thanks. Thanks.

    30400:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,731It won't be good from there.

    30500:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,633Come in the front.Come in the front.

    30600:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,036Yes. Come.

    30700:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,771That's better.

    308

    00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,970So that the photo of ourcountry's brave soldiers..

    30900:18:53,198 --> 00:18:54,768..Is taken from the front.

    31000:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,335Okay, sir.

    311

    00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:02,445You need not be afraid.

    31200:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,685Sir? Afraid?

    31300:19:07,312 --> 00:19:12,557I mean, if the enemy armyhas taken a wrong step..

    314

    00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,955..We are ready to givethem a fitting reply.

    31500:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,932What wrong step, sir?They haven't taken any step.

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    00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:22,970I want to say that weare not afraid of anyone.

    31700:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,974I have come to theborder to show you that..

    31800:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,637..Whether bullets or cannonsare fired at the border..

    31900:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,045He is scaring as if we're going towar tomorrow...we won't back off.

    32000:19:32,638 --> 00:19:33,776True.- Jai Hind.

    32100:19:34,373 --> 00:19:38,583Sir, this bunker goes very far.

    32200:19:38,944 --> 00:19:39,922Yes.

    32300:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,515Who is he?

    324

    00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,156What's the news, friend?

    32500:19:53,892 --> 00:19:57,840Sir, the infiltrators were tryingto enter through location 'Sawant'.

    32600:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,837I gave them some rockets to eat.

    327

    00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:03,209They're lying with their behinds facingthe sky. - lnfiltrators? Behinds?

    32800:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,448What is he saying?- Sir, he is our spy.

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    00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,278He is an expert in stoppinginfiltrators at location 'Sawant'.

    33000:20:09,341 --> 00:20:12,481Location Sawant. I knew that.I was just saying that..

    33100:20:12,611 --> 00:20:13,316Hey!

    33200:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,257Captain, what was that?

    33300:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,297Sir, this is the border.firing starts anytime.

    33400:20:20,452 --> 00:20:23,763

    I see. Seems I have gotlots of information now.

    33500:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,936Let's go. Come on.

    33600:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,801And of course I haveto file that report too.

    337

    00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,503Look, do one thing.

    33800:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,806Why don't you give me the cassette.I'll send it to the channel.

    33900:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,442You know how important itis to send this cassette.

    34000:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,012Yadav. -Yes, sir.- Take the cassette.

    34100:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,909Give me the cassette.- Cassette.

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    34200:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,011Come on.- Sir, stop. Where are you going?

    34300:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,609Don't you want to go further?- Come on. Jai Hind.

    34400:20:42,674 --> 00:20:45,416Minister, listen. I've seen enough

    34500:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,892Rocket? Bullets?- Come on. Let's go.

    34600:20:49,648 --> 00:20:50,991You didn't go Ms Datta?

    347

    00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:52,889You are very daring.

    34800:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,287I have come to theborder for the first time.

    34900:20:55,487 --> 00:20:56,989I will covereverything and then go

    35000:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,059There are manybachelors in our army.

    35100:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,728It seems you need to cover too.

    35200:21:02,327 --> 00:21:06,400Come on. Let's give these infiltratorsa taste of Rajasthan's sand.

    35300:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,501What rubbish are you talking?What nonsense!

    35400:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,745Yeah ..that's what Isaid .. it's a male goat.

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    35500:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,649But Abdul said it's a female goat.

    35600:21:14,873 --> 00:21:17,581Have you consumed opium?Indian army is coming for you.

    35700:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,086Yes, sir. Army.- Escape!

    35800:21:19,411 --> 00:21:20,981Yes. Okay, sir.

    35900:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,824Get up. The enemy army is coming.

    360

    00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:27,090We'll be shot.

    36100:21:29,488 --> 00:21:32,765Hey! They are fleeing.

    36200:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,733Chase them till theyreach their relatives.

    363

    00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,942How come the ministersuddenly paid a visit?

    36400:21:40,332 --> 00:21:41,333Something seems fishy.

    36500:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,976What fishy? He can comewithout any reason too.

    36600:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,039Jai Hind, sir.- Jai Hind.

    36700:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,347What do you feel, Khatri? Relax.

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    00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:50,119The minister came for an outing?

    36900:21:50,208 --> 00:21:53,815Sir, without a reason they won'tcome from their mother's womb.

    37000:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,483There's more to it.- Correct, officer.

    37100:21:57,082 --> 00:21:58,322Oh... please Come.

    37200:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,091Everyone make yourappearance proper.

    37300:22:00,352 --> 00:22:02,229

    Now that Madam isfree from the minister.

    37400:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,364Seems like she wantsto shoot us now.

    37500:22:04,790 --> 00:22:07,498Come on everyone!Madam wants to shoot us.

    37600:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,195Everybody come.

    37700:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,431Everyone make yourappearance proper.

    37800:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,770And form a queue quickly.

    37900:22:12,831 --> 00:22:13,866Yes, sir.

    38000:22:16,468 --> 00:22:19,347So finally, madam, shootthese young Studs too.

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    00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:20,873Madam.

    38200:22:21,406 --> 00:22:22,851Shoot me too.

    38300:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,518Madam, shoot me too.

    38400:22:24,710 --> 00:22:25,586Madam, me too.

    38500:22:25,777 --> 00:22:26,812Madam, I am also there.

    38600:22:26,845 --> 00:22:31,294Madam, shoot us.Shoot us. Shoot us.

    38700:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,551Fine.

    38800:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,499But I can shoot with this too.

    38900:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,501Oh my! Lady Dyanamite!

    390

    00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,461Don't worry. I won't miss my aim.

    39100:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,800Wow! You have a goodsense of humor too.

    39200:22:46,231 --> 00:22:49,735For your information, I am anational games shooting champion.

    39300:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,275Impressed.

    39400:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,311You heard?- Yes, sir.

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    00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,283Amazing!- Thank you.

    39600:22:55,574 --> 00:22:57,076Okay, tell me, Captain Raj.

    39700:22:57,943 --> 00:22:59,923How do you find out thatthere is going to be a war?

    39800:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,284I mean, when do youget the information?

    39900:23:02,614 --> 00:23:04,321There is no needfor the information.

    400

    00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,954If they hurl a brick, wetoo throw a few stones.

    40100:23:08,019 --> 00:23:12,490So there must be a tenseatmosphere at the border, right?

    40200:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,962Yes. There is tension.

    40300:23:15,293 --> 00:23:17,432But you need to make aneffort to lighten the tension.

    40400:23:19,264 --> 00:23:20,174What do you mean?

    40500:23:20,298 --> 00:23:23,802I mean to say, do you wantto see a tense situation?

    40600:23:25,437 --> 00:23:26,780What?- Hold on.

    40700:23:27,572 --> 00:23:28,949Lieutenant Khatri.- Yes, sir.

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    40800:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,052Madam wants to see the tension.- No.

    40900:23:31,309 --> 00:23:32,219Make the arrangement.- No.

    41000:23:32,277 --> 00:23:33,278Okay, sir.- What are you saying?

    41100:23:33,311 --> 00:23:34,722No. It's okay. Youhave come so far here.

    41200:23:34,746 --> 00:23:36,054So see what tension means.

    41300:23:36,114 --> 00:23:37,957Captain Raj, I was just-just 2 minutes.

    41400:23:37,983 --> 00:23:39,189And you'll see the tension.- No.

    41500:23:39,217 --> 00:23:40,252

    See it. No problem.

    41600:23:40,452 --> 00:23:42,523Khatri, hurry up.- here, sir.

    41700:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,504Salam waal-ey-kumQureshi.

    418

    00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,686Ok then ...Captain! Qureshi.

    41900:24:15,754 --> 00:24:18,462Waal-ey-kumCaptain.

    42000:24:18,690 --> 00:24:20,601

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    So what did youget for lunch today?

    42100:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,940Yeah you'll kill us if youkeep asking us this question.

    42200:24:24,162 --> 00:24:25,971You won't even have to fire.

    42300:24:27,165 --> 00:24:31,545Still, tell me buddy. You foundanything in lentil meat today?

    42400:24:31,736 --> 00:24:34,740Yeah right ...we got some steamysizzles in this lentil meat.

    42500:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,116

    Why don't you bringyour bowl and join us.

    42600:24:36,408 --> 00:24:39,514It's okay. never mind.You'll see some good days too.

    42700:24:39,578 --> 00:24:42,616Every Pakistanisoldier has his day.

    42800:24:42,681 --> 00:24:45,025So you may think asif it is that day.

    42900:24:45,250 --> 00:24:48,231So you found a bride, after all.

    43000:24:48,420 --> 00:24:51,128Captain, I have toldyou so many times.

    43100:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,501Don't joke about mymarriage and future bride.

    43200:24:54,593 --> 00:24:56,698No offence... Hats off to you man.

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    43300:24:57,028 --> 00:24:59,736It took so long gettingyour five sisters' married.

    43400:24:59,764 --> 00:25:02,074That you've grown as old astheir ages added together.

    43500:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,272Still God hasn't shown mercy.

    43600:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,573Yeah, humor me Captain.

    43700:25:07,239 --> 00:25:09,116But remember one thing.

    43800:25:09,374 --> 00:25:17,156

    The day I find my girl,your eyes will pop out.

    43900:25:17,449 --> 00:25:18,894Why are you scaring me?

    44000:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,126Are you marrying agirl or a missile?

    441

    00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:24,628But just check yourlauncher before you get her.

    44200:25:24,923 --> 00:25:27,802It might misfire likeyour other launchers.

    44300:25:28,093 --> 00:25:30,266Tension not, Captain.

    44400:25:30,562 --> 00:25:34,942The launchers you aretalking about were foreign.

    44500:25:35,367 --> 00:25:39,315This launcher is100% made in Pakistan.

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    44600:25:39,738 --> 00:25:43,413Once it fires, it willsurely make a blast.

    44700:25:43,608 --> 00:25:46,612Never mind. How is Commander Khan?

    44800:25:46,678 --> 00:25:51,058Why did you mention thismoron during lunchtime?

    44900:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,193He has got cold. So hehas gone to the doctor.

    45000:25:55,353 --> 00:25:58,232Must be coming.I will leave now. Goodbye.

    45100:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,764Or else I won't have anythingleft to eat from this.

    45200:26:01,092 --> 00:26:03,698Okay. Fine. Goodbye.

    45300:26:07,999 --> 00:26:10,377Do you think it's a free mealcamp? You have come like beggars.

    45400:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,081I am very hungry Sir.

    45500:26:13,038 --> 00:26:14,483So you saw the tension madam?

    45600:26:15,073 --> 00:26:15,983I am shocked.

    45700:26:16,841 --> 00:26:19,447You guys... have such a relation.

    45800:26:19,844 --> 00:26:21,448Madam, war has its own place.

    45900:26:22,380 --> 00:26:25,054

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    Whether this side or thatside, both are humans.

    46000:26:26,151 --> 00:26:27,323It's the bond of humanity.

    46100:26:27,419 --> 00:26:31,060So Captain Raj, do youthink there should be war?

    46200:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,361No. Especially not with them.

    46300:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,466Poor guys are starving to death.

    46400:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,263And then we start firing on them?

    46500:26:39,631 --> 00:26:42,043Rather, I want to invitethem for a supper someday.

    46600:26:43,368 --> 00:26:46,042As it is, who hasgained anything from war?

    46700:26:46,438 --> 00:26:50,409Profits. Huge profits.

    46800:26:51,643 --> 00:26:52,553For you.

    46900:26:53,144 --> 00:26:54,282Now here's the deal.

    47000:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,760We give you the arms and theammunition. We support you.

    47100:26:57,882 --> 00:27:00,726I told you. Don't think about it.That's the condition.

    47200:27:00,852 --> 00:27:04,561Mr. Shawn, 5 billion dollars?

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    47300:27:05,256 --> 00:27:10,069Please, Mr. Shawn.. - Hey!I gave you 20% off for Thanksgiving.

    47400:27:10,662 --> 00:27:13,438You guys go out there andspend millions and millions..

    47500:27:13,498 --> 00:27:15,910..And millions on thosecommonwealth games.

    47600:27:16,368 --> 00:27:19,372And you can't come upwith 5 billion for war?

    47700:27:20,572 --> 00:27:25,521I know what. Maybe you can slicea little bit off your commission.

    47800:27:25,610 --> 00:27:26,782No deduction from commission, sir.

    47900:27:26,845 --> 00:27:29,655My commission is fixed. Fixed.

    48000:27:30,115 --> 00:27:31,560Please, sir..- What do you mean please?

    48100:27:31,616 --> 00:27:33,027What do you mean please?

    48200:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,854There is no option.

    48300:27:38,123 --> 00:27:39,158Come on.

    48400:27:39,424 --> 00:27:41,131Mr. Shawn.

    48500:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,996Hey! Hey! Hey!

    48600:27:44,229 --> 00:27:45,469

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    Please.

    48700:27:45,664 --> 00:27:49,510Now we are talking.Now we are talking.

    48800:27:50,001 --> 00:27:53,813Well, my little chocolate chiquita.

    48900:27:54,773 --> 00:27:59,984Here's what. You guyscan get the guns on EMI.

    49000:28:00,078 --> 00:28:02,820We will do it, sir. Yes, sir.

    49100:28:02,847 --> 00:28:04,451We will do it, sir.- Thank you.

    49200:28:04,482 --> 00:28:10,228Okay. We give youguys the guns and ammo.

    49300:28:11,156 --> 00:28:12,863Free of charge.

    49400:28:13,124 --> 00:28:18,130You guys give us an airbase

    in the Sindh province.

    49500:28:18,329 --> 00:28:22,539I swear. such badEnglish He speaks.

    49600:28:23,501 --> 00:28:24,775What is he saying?

    49700:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,072

    He wants an airbasein the Sindh province.

    49800:28:27,305 --> 00:28:29,114An airbase in the Sindh province?

    49900:28:29,307 --> 00:28:32,550Leave alone Airbase?..

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    Make a racecourse.

    50000:28:32,577 --> 00:28:34,454Thank you. Thank you.- Not just Sindh.

    50100:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,389Make it in Pakistan.- What nonsense are you talking?

    50200:28:36,448 --> 00:28:40,123What is this?- General, try to understand.

    50300:28:41,052 --> 00:28:43,089Do you want the same LentilMeat for your whole life?

    50400:28:43,254 --> 00:28:44,528

    No no. you Talk.

    50500:28:44,589 --> 00:28:46,796Excuse me. Sir. Sir.

    50600:28:47,025 --> 00:28:51,405We want little more money.

    50700:28:51,496 --> 00:28:53,601What! You got to be kidding!

    50800:28:54,099 --> 00:28:56,136I just gave 2 billiondollars in aids.

    50900:28:56,167 --> 00:28:58,977AIDS? No. Here, no one has AIDS.

    51000:28:59,070 --> 00:29:01,550Not AIDS, you idiot. Aid. Aid.

    51100:29:02,073 --> 00:29:04,4172 billion dollars on aids.- He is asking what you did..

    51200:29:04,476 --> 00:29:05,921..With the money hegave you recently.

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    51300:29:05,944 --> 00:29:08,686General, you know thecondition of the country.

    51400:29:08,780 --> 00:29:10,760Explain that to him.

    51500:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,897He still needs money. More money.

    51600:29:15,987 --> 00:29:16,829You...

    51700:29:18,556 --> 00:29:19,967Alright. Alright. Alright.

    51800:29:20,024 --> 00:29:20,934

    Take the money.

    51900:29:21,059 --> 00:29:22,902See? He agreed.

    52000:29:23,795 --> 00:29:26,241He called you beggar too. Beggars.

    52100:29:26,364 --> 00:29:31,507Soldiers, madam wants to see

    how much we toil for our country.

    52200:29:31,870 --> 00:29:33,850Shall we show?- Yes, sir.

    52300:29:33,872 --> 00:29:35,715Is everyone ready?- Yes, sir.

    524

    00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:37,946Good. So start the drill.

    52500:29:38,176 --> 00:29:42,352Put in so much effort that we canhear the enemy trembling from here.

    52600:29:44,349 --> 00:29:47,626

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    Qureshi. Qureshi.

    52700:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,830Qureshi, what are you doing?

    52800:29:50,855 --> 00:29:52,892Are you keeping a watch onthe enemy or staring at women?

    52900:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,403Quiet. The enemy armyis conducting war drill.

    53000:29:56,227 --> 00:29:58,332Bill? What bill? Whatbill is to be paid?

    53100:29:58,596 --> 00:30:03,170Sir this one drill is very

    dangerous. Very dangerous.

    53200:30:04,102 --> 00:30:05,410It'll tear things apart.

    53300:30:06,304 --> 00:30:09,410Why're you scaring us Qureshi?

    53400:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,216For your aunts sake ...tell me.

    What's so dangerous?

    53500:30:12,410 --> 00:30:13,252Sir.- Yes.

    53600:30:13,478 --> 00:30:17,085Passing beneath the 'Taare'(Stars).- You kidding me Qureshi?

    537

    00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:19,424From where do I bring starsfrom in this afternoon?

    53800:30:19,584 --> 00:30:21,757Yeah why don't we takeit out from the flag, sir.

    539

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    00:30:22,253 --> 00:30:24,096I mean 'taare', wires. Wires.

    54000:30:24,322 --> 00:30:27,599Oh ..that's not much Listenyou Idiot, I have some work.

    54100:30:27,692 --> 00:30:30,070What Sir?- I will tell you... Come.

    54200:30:31,629 --> 00:30:33,404Soldiers.- Yes, sir.

    54300:30:34,465 --> 00:30:36,308It's a very easy job.

    54400:30:37,468 --> 00:30:41,280

    You have to crawl beneaththese wires and reach there.

    54500:30:41,306 --> 00:30:42,876Sir, aren't the wires too low?

    54600:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,909First enter, make aneffort you lazy bones.

    547

    00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,080Bend and crawl You moron.

    54800:30:47,245 --> 00:30:48,053Bend your neck.

    54900:30:48,279 --> 00:30:51,988Martyrs of the country,you have no one.

    550

    00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,825But if you keepcrawling like this..

    55100:30:54,018 --> 00:30:58,125..One day Pakistanis willeat chickpeas in Delhi.

    552

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    00:30:58,289 --> 00:31:00,200Very good. My brave soldiers.

    55300:31:00,258 --> 00:31:03,102Sir, your grasp shouldn'texceed your reach.

    55400:31:04,462 --> 00:31:07,602Write my message on each grain.

    55500:31:07,632 --> 00:31:09,236Have mercy Sir.- Oh God! - Sir.

    55600:31:09,334 --> 00:31:13,908If you have a pen, writePakistan on their coffin.

    55700:31:13,972 --> 00:31:14,609

    Very good.

    55800:31:14,639 --> 00:31:17,347Man, he does he always have torhyme about death and martyrdom.

    55900:31:18,443 --> 00:31:19,820Come on. Stand up.

    56000:31:23,982 --> 00:31:25,290

    So how was it?

    56100:31:27,619 --> 00:31:30,498Brother, no one would recognizeus in these clothes ...right?

    56200:31:30,622 --> 00:31:32,533But that goatherdrecognized us Brother.

    563

    00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:34,100Don't remind meabout that Scoundrel.

    56400:31:34,259 --> 00:31:37,866That idiot took our weapons.

    56500:31:37,962 --> 00:31:40,408

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    Do you know how mortified I was?

    56600:31:40,698 --> 00:31:42,200I feel like cryingwhen I think of it.

    56700:31:42,533 --> 00:31:44,843If I meet him again,I won't spare him.

    56800:31:44,903 --> 00:31:45,938Found him.

    56900:31:48,239 --> 00:31:49,547Hey goatherd.

    57000:31:51,309 --> 00:31:53,619Who are you?- Who are you?

    57100:31:54,145 --> 00:31:56,523My name is Soorma Bhopali.

    57200:31:56,714 --> 00:31:58,352Who are you?- Soorma Bhopali.

    57300:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,153This is not Bhopal and there is

    no Soorma (kohl) in your eyes.

    57400:32:01,352 --> 00:32:02,558Who are you?

    57500:32:02,820 --> 00:32:04,822Wait.. now you'll sayyou are a goatherd.

    57600:32:05,023 --> 00:32:07,435

    Brother, that one wasalso grazing his goat.

    57700:32:07,525 --> 00:32:09,232No, brother. It was a male goat.

    57800:32:09,327 --> 00:32:11,773You were standing behind.

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    did you see the bell?

    57900:32:11,796 --> 00:32:14,777Yes, brother. I saw abell ...around his neck.

    58000:32:14,799 --> 00:32:17,575Don't talk nonsense.You Check his bag.

    58100:32:17,702 --> 00:32:21,206Oh my God! Why doyou take the trouble?

    58200:32:21,506 --> 00:32:24,919I will do it myself.

    58300:32:25,443 --> 00:32:29,323What is this? - It's Soorma (kohl).

    It's applied in the eyes.

    58400:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,394Hmmm.- So less grass and a goat.

    58500:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,321Is he the same scoundrel?- No, brother.

    586

    00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:37,329It was a male goat. I swear on God.

    58700:32:38,823 --> 00:32:40,962Come on. Let's apply hissoorma (kohl) and see.

    58800:32:41,492 --> 00:32:44,268We will find out whetherhe is the same man or not.

    58900:32:44,996 --> 00:32:48,239Listen, apply kohl.

    59000:32:52,103 --> 00:32:53,275Please bend a bit brother.

    59100:32:53,338 --> 00:32:56,945

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    A Pathan never bows in frontof anyone. Don't you know?

    59200:32:57,041 --> 00:32:58,019Stupid man.

    59300:32:58,443 --> 00:33:00,946Will you be a donkeyfor a while mister?

    59400:33:01,512 --> 00:33:02,388Come on.

    59500:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,953Hey! How dare You aska Pathan to be a donkey?

    59600:33:07,452 --> 00:33:10,023He won't be a donkey.

    He'll be a horse.

    59700:33:11,522 --> 00:33:12,865Be anyone. It's your wish.

    59800:33:24,535 --> 00:33:26,981You fool. What didyou apply in our eyes?

    59900:33:27,038 --> 00:33:29,109

    Soorma (Kohl).- You scoundrel.

    60000:33:29,374 --> 00:33:32,082Forget distant objects, Ican't even see the close ones.

    60100:33:32,210 --> 00:33:35,521Tell me, you scoundrel.What did you apply?

    60200:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,626You applied kohl and made me blind.

    60300:33:37,648 --> 00:33:38,820Where are you going?

    60400:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,557

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    Leave my weapons.Where are you going?

    60500:33:40,618 --> 00:33:41,653It's very nice.

    60600:33:41,919 --> 00:33:44,126Madam, isn't captain Raj amazing?

    60700:33:44,756 --> 00:33:45,359What do you mean?

    60800:33:45,556 --> 00:33:47,763I mean, what a personalityhe has! Very nice.

    60900:33:48,393 --> 00:33:49,371What nice?

    61000:33:50,294 --> 00:33:51,739His personality is not so great.

    61100:33:52,764 --> 00:33:55,802More than the minister and drillHis attention was more on you.

    61200:33:56,300 --> 00:33:59,076Shut up, Raj. I mean,shut up, Ranjeet.

    61300:33:59,537 --> 00:34:02,416Great, madam! Now you cansee Raj in Ranjeet too.

    61400:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,477Yes. He was also staringat you. See the footage.

    61500:34:05,810 --> 00:34:06,413

    See this.

    61600:34:06,477 --> 00:34:08,047I told you to change the cassette.

    61700:34:08,279 --> 00:34:09,758I did that already, madam.

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    61800:34:12,784 --> 00:34:14,923But there were plenty ofclose-ups of Raj sir, madam.

    61900:34:22,393 --> 00:34:28,275"Your eyes said."

    62000:34:28,433 --> 00:34:33,974"Your eyes said."

    62100:34:40,945 --> 00:34:43,892"Your eyes said."

    62200:34:44,015 --> 00:34:46,621"Your eyes said."

    62300:34:52,890 --> 00:34:55,598"Your eyes said."

    62400:34:55,860 --> 00:34:58,238"Your eyes said."

    62500:34:58,463 --> 00:35:03,071"I don't know what with the eyes."

    62600:35:04,702 --> 00:35:10,380"I can't sleep at night."

    62700:35:10,675 --> 00:35:13,554"At night."

    62800:35:15,646 --> 00:35:18,490"I often stay awake."

    62900:35:18,716 --> 00:35:21,322"I often stay awake."

    630

    00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:23,061Oh my!

    63100:35:25,356 --> 00:35:26,926My God!

    63200:35:27,859 --> 00:35:29,964My God!

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    63300:35:30,161 --> 00:35:33,142Will you just stoptaking God's name?

    63400:35:33,197 --> 00:35:35,177And tell me what youare seeing, Qureshi?

    63500:35:37,168 --> 00:35:38,272Marvelous!

    63600:35:39,403 --> 00:35:45,786"You have cast a big spell on me."

    63700:35:46,811 --> 00:35:51,487Qureshi, all this seems amaster plan to destroy Pakistan.

    63800:35:57,255 --> 00:36:02,933"Your eyes said."

    63900:36:03,161 --> 00:36:08,577"Your eyes said."

    64000:36:21,879 --> 00:36:27,727"What is in me that you like?"

    641

    00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:33,302"is what You askedme in the beginning."

    64200:36:33,758 --> 00:36:39,174"When I look atyou, lfeel lively."

    64300:36:39,597 --> 00:36:45,377"is what I replied."

    64400:36:45,436 --> 00:36:50,977"Forget it. Don't tell tall tales."

    64500:36:51,342 --> 00:36:56,815"When did I say that?"

    64600:36:57,481 --> 00:37:02,726

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    "Don't tease me."- this Jaat is talking a lot.

    64700:37:04,789 --> 00:37:07,235My sweetheart. I have loved.

    64800:37:07,959 --> 00:37:09,529And you are flirting with her.

    64900:37:11,362 --> 00:37:14,104"Now stop it."

    65000:37:14,332 --> 00:37:19,748"You have cast a big spell on me."

    65100:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,915"I often stay awake."

    652

    00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:26,018"I often stay awake."

    65300:37:26,143 --> 00:37:31,388"You have cast a big spell on me."

    65400:37:31,549 --> 00:37:33,460He must have said something.

    65500:37:34,118 --> 00:37:38,191

    He is acting toosmart. I will show him.

    65600:37:39,423 --> 00:37:42,131And now there is no needto look for a girl too.

    65700:37:42,460 --> 00:37:45,134Oh I see. So you've got a girl?

    658

    00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:48,968Yes. I have. But it isjust that once, I want..

    65900:37:49,166 --> 00:37:54,411"I am a young bloodedJaat. Mad and insane."

    660

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    00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:55,877What was that?

    66100:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,986I see, Qureshi. Is that it?

    66200:37:58,609 --> 00:38:00,611Come on, madam, it's timeto give an answer. Come on.

    66300:38:00,878 --> 00:38:04,155Answer?- Come on, madam, come with me.

    66400:38:04,181 --> 00:38:05,125Come on..- Hey!

    66500:38:05,750 --> 00:38:09,664

    "I am a young bloodedJaat. Mad and insane."

    66600:38:11,422 --> 00:38:14,460"I am a young bloodedJaat. Mad and insane."

    66700:38:14,558 --> 00:38:17,732"Oh Lord. I didn't realizesuch a small thing."

    66800:38:17,895 --> 00:38:18,896"That.."

    66900:38:18,929 --> 00:38:21,967"She loves me."

    67000:38:22,233 --> 00:38:24,372"And she is crazy about me."

    671

    00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:25,442"Hey!"

    67200:38:25,569 --> 00:38:28,846"She loves me."

    67300:38:29,006 --> 00:38:32,453"And she is crazy about me."

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    67400:38:32,710 --> 00:38:37,216Hey, Captain Qureshi. Sincewhen did you become a Jaat?

    67500:38:37,615 --> 00:38:40,528Yes, you do seem mad and insane.

    67600:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,658And just understand one point.

    67700:38:42,853 --> 00:38:47,029She doesn't love you. She loves me.

    67800:38:47,091 --> 00:38:48,468Did you understand or not?

    67900:38:48,959 --> 00:38:50,063

    What are you saying Raj?

    68000:38:50,227 --> 00:38:53,003No, no, don't worry. It wasjust to make him keep quiet.

    68100:38:53,597 --> 00:38:54,701But the rest is your wish.

    68200:38:54,899 --> 00:38:57,880

    Hey, Captain, why are yougetting so upset, brother?

    68300:38:57,902 --> 00:38:59,381Why are you getting so emotional?

    68400:38:59,437 --> 00:39:01,417I had just startedAntakshari(game of songs).

    685

    00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:04,376We have stopped at H.now sing a song with H.

    68600:39:04,575 --> 00:39:06,111Is that it, my friend?

    68700:39:06,410 --> 00:39:09,357

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    Very smart? but never mind.

    68800:39:09,613 --> 00:39:11,559Come on, brothers. We arebeginning with Antakshari.

    68900:39:11,582 --> 00:39:13,255Come on, everyone.

    69000:39:13,684 --> 00:39:15,857Now listen to a songthat starts with H.

    69100:39:15,986 --> 00:39:16,760A song with H.

    69200:39:16,821 --> 00:39:18,858Sir. Sing your favoritesong with that starts with H.

    69300:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,569Yes, sing. Come on, sing the song.

    69400:39:20,691 --> 00:39:22,534"Hey, Lord has made you.."

    69500:39:22,626 --> 00:39:25,129"So beautiful."

    69600:39:25,196 --> 00:39:29,269"Hey, Lord has madeyou so beautiful."

    69700:39:29,533 --> 00:39:32,139"I feel like lookingat you all the time."

    69800:39:32,169 --> 00:39:36,345"Hey, Lord has made

    you so beautiful."

    69900:39:36,507 --> 00:39:40,785"My heart doesn't agree with me.I tried a lot to reason with it."

    70000:39:41,078 --> 00:39:43,456"I feel like looking

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    at you all the time."

    70100:39:43,647 --> 00:39:47,891"Hey, Lord has madeyou so beautiful."

    70200:39:47,985 --> 00:39:52,092Yes.- That was great. Now sing with Y.

    70300:39:55,626 --> 00:39:56,696Hey, Captain.

    70400:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,302You trapped me at Y again.

    70500:39:59,563 --> 00:40:01,474Wait, I will think of one.

    70600:40:01,999 --> 00:40:04,809Where can we get songs starting with Y?- Sir, I know of one.

    70700:40:04,935 --> 00:40:06,846Yes.- Then go ahead and sing.

    70800:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,278"This is a country of

    Young and brave men."

    70900:40:10,374 --> 00:40:12,684"Of amazing and incredible men."

    71000:40:12,710 --> 00:40:13,916"What more do we sayabout this country.."

    71100:40:13,944 --> 00:40:14,979

    "Hey!"

    71200:40:15,045 --> 00:40:16,888"What more can besaid about friends?"

    71300:40:16,981 --> 00:40:19,052"It's like ajewel on

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    the face of this world."

    71400:40:19,216 --> 00:40:22,663"Hey!"

    71500:40:23,053 --> 00:40:24,691H..- H.

    71600:40:24,822 --> 00:40:26,733Come on, we have come to H again.

    71700:40:26,791 --> 00:40:29,067Very good, friend. Very good.

    71800:40:29,126 --> 00:40:31,538You sang a song to mark thegreatness of our country.

    71900:40:31,662 --> 00:40:32,732We are very happy-

    72000:40:32,763 --> 00:40:33,833Hey, mister.

    72100:40:33,931 --> 00:40:37,708Music and talent don't belong toany particular country or region.

    72200:40:37,835 --> 00:40:40,873It doesn't have any boundaryand it doesn't belong to anyone.

    72300:40:41,071 --> 00:40:44,678The song you sang before this,isn't it by Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.

    72400:40:44,809 --> 00:40:46,789Where is he from?

    He is from our country.

    72500:40:46,911 --> 00:40:51,951Wow, my friend. This is thefirst time you made sense.

    72600:40:52,183 --> 00:40:55,164H 1. - Hey, wait.

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    Hey, friends. Sing with H.

    72700:40:55,219 --> 00:40:56,994H 2..- Hey, sing with H.

    72800:40:57,321 --> 00:40:58,459Hey, wait..- H 3.

    72900:40:58,489 --> 00:41:00,799Hey, think of something.- Come on. H4.

    73000:41:01,025 --> 00:41:03,198Hey, wait. I am telling you.- H5.

    73100:41:03,861 --> 00:41:05,568

    H6.

    73200:41:05,629 --> 00:41:10,840"Hey, my Lord.."

    73300:41:11,469 --> 00:41:16,179"Please keep evils from my path."

    73400:41:16,707 --> 00:41:19,745"Hey, Lord. Please

    accept my prayers."

    73500:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,752"Hey, Lord, you are theone to keep us from evils."

    73600:41:21,779 --> 00:41:23,452"You are the firstand the foremost Lord."

    737

    00:41:23,681 --> 00:41:24,250"Hey!"

    73800:41:24,348 --> 00:41:27,454Hey, not just keep you from evils,we will keep your respect intact.

    73900:41:27,718 --> 00:41:30,995

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    Please accept my invitation!Oh my Lord. Great!

    74000:41:31,121 --> 00:41:35,228Even you will be amazed that one canbe so loving towards another person.

    74100:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,999Wow.- Wow.

    74200:41:37,094 --> 00:41:42,373"Hey, Lord, you are theone to keep us from evils."

    74300:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,705"You are the firstand the foremost Lord."

    744

    00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:46,748"You are the greatest Lord."

    74500:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,748"You are the number one."

    74600:41:48,939 --> 00:41:50,077R. R, R, R

    74700:41:52,710 --> 00:41:53,688

    hoY.

    74800:41:54,912 --> 00:41:56,653Hey! Hey, captain!

    74900:41:56,881 --> 00:41:58,861This is utter cheating on your side.- Yes, he is right.

    75000:41:58,983 --> 00:42:00,963

    It stopped on R. Wheredid Y come in from?

    75100:42:01,151 --> 00:42:02,994Hey, if you don't knowa song starting with Y..

    75200:42:03,087 --> 00:42:05,397

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    ..Then accept the factthat you have lost.

    75300:42:06,390 --> 00:42:08,734Hey, I don't accept a defeat...not even from my father.

    75400:42:09,059 --> 00:42:10,094We'll sing.

    75500:42:10,461 --> 00:42:12,907Y.. - Sing with Y. Sing with Y.Come on, come on, Y.

    75600:42:13,664 --> 00:42:14,904Y

    75700:42:15,065 --> 00:42:16,976Hey, what is this? Sing a song.

    - I don't remember any song.

    75800:42:17,067 --> 00:42:18,842Y

    75900:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,681Yes, yes, count slowly.

    76000:42:20,905 --> 00:42:22,851Y

    76100:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,083Hey, farookh. think of something..- I cannot think of anything.

    76200:42:25,309 --> 00:42:27,380Y4.

    76300:42:27,978 --> 00:42:29,184Y5.

    - Y5.

    76400:42:29,346 --> 00:42:31,053Hey, you are countingtoo fast, count slowly.

    76500:42:31,215 --> 00:42:33,195Y 6..

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    - Come on, think of something idiots.

    76600:42:33,317 --> 00:42:35,388Y

    76700:42:35,853 --> 00:42:37,799Y

    76800:42:38,422 --> 00:42:40,129Y9.- Y9.

    76900:42:40,157 --> 00:42:42,967Sir, I know of a song. Can I sing it?- Yes, go ahead and sing it.

    77000:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,764Y9.- Y9.

    77100:42:47,031 --> 00:42:48,476Y9.- Y9.

    77200:42:48,532 --> 00:42:49,806Make it fast, come on.- Sir, I hope there's no problem.

    77300:42:49,833 --> 00:42:51,244

    There wouldn't beany problem. Sing it.

    77400:42:52,636 --> 00:42:54,479"This world.."

    77500:42:54,738 --> 00:42:56,581"ls a bride."

    77600:42:56,807 --> 00:42:59,083

    "This world is a bride. A bride."

    77700:42:59,109 --> 00:43:02,318"And this bride'svermilion dot is."

    77800:43:02,813 --> 00:43:04,815"is my lndia."

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    77900:43:04,882 --> 00:43:06,259I love my Ind

    78000:43:06,350 --> 00:43:08,921Hey! Praise Mother India- Hail!

    78100:43:09,653 --> 00:43:11,724I love my Ind

    78200:43:11,956 --> 00:43:14,129This is my Ind

    78300:43:14,224 --> 00:43:16,363Hey, after all, you realizedand said it out loud.

    784

    00:43:16,493 --> 00:43:17,870I love my India!

    78500:43:17,895 --> 00:43:19,340I love my Ind

    78600:43:19,363 --> 00:43:21,969Hey, shut up... shut up you fools!Stop. Stop it. Stop this song.

    787

    00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,506You are singing that you loveIndia. Fools from Chaubakistan.

    78800:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,277I love my India indeed. couldn'tyou think of anything else?

    78900:43:28,872 --> 00:43:31,352You yourself said it,sir. Music is music.

    79000:43:32,109 --> 00:43:33,520It doesn't belong toany country or region.

    79100:43:33,677 --> 00:43:35,486So what if I said?

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    79200:43:35,512 --> 00:43:38,618Couldn't you ...instead ofIndia'... sing 'I love my Pakistan

    79300:43:38,949 --> 00:43:40,121But it wouldn't have rhymed, sir.

    79400:43:40,184 --> 00:43:41,288Hey, are you so concernedabout rhyming it?

    79500:43:41,352 --> 00:43:42,558Were you born out of a poet?

    79600:43:43,554 --> 00:43:45,431Are you on theirside or ours? Tell me.

    797

    00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,369For the last 32 years, I'm stilllooking for this answer sir.

    79800:43:49,793 --> 00:43:53,036Maternal family is in India. Andpaternal side is here in Pakistan.

    79900:43:53,564 --> 00:43:55,669And I am hangingin a No man's land.

    80000:43:56,166 --> 00:43:58,077You tell me sir. Whichside should I be on?

    80100:43:59,136 --> 00:44:02,049It was too much today.I love my India.

    80200:44:02,940 --> 00:44:05,614

    But it was fun, sir.nice mood it was.

    80300:44:07,711 --> 00:44:09,384Tell me something, Captain Raj.

    80400:44:10,347 --> 00:44:12,122Do you want the war to happen ever?

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    80500:44:13,851 --> 00:44:17,094Madam, why are you going ontalking about the war? Yes?

    80600:44:18,022 --> 00:44:20,263And in any case,who are we to decide.

    80700:44:21,291 --> 00:44:23,897You can do anything if you so wish.

    80800:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,499Yes, we can do anything. There isjust one task that we cannot do.

    80900:44:28,799 --> 00:44:29,709What is that?

    81000:44:30,634 --> 00:44:32,204We cannot stop you from leaving.

    81100:44:38,542 --> 00:44:41,614By the way, Raj, afterwatching the Antakshari today..

    81200:44:42,112 --> 00:44:44,820..L felt that all of you knowhow to enjoy the tension as well.

    81300:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,219Yes. Correct.

    81400:44:50,754 --> 00:44:53,428By the way, I thinkwe must leave now.

    81500:45:01,031 --> 00:45:04,012Raj. I had to tell you

    something important.

    81600:45:04,468 --> 00:45:05,845Yes. Tell me, what is it?

    81700:45:06,303 --> 00:45:07,043Thank you.

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    81800:45:09,773 --> 00:45:11,275Do you know why didthe minister come today?

    81900:45:12,109 --> 00:45:15,579We have Informationthat after two days..

    82000:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,024..On the border ofPakistan and India.

    82100:45:19,083 --> 00:45:20,118There it goes.

    82200:45:20,584 --> 00:45:23,531War is to be declaredDay after Tomorrow? ..yes!

    82300:45:25,823 --> 00:45:28,770China is helping Pakistan to..

    82400:45:28,959 --> 00:45:31,405.. Iaunch a nuclearstrike on us through them.

    82500:45:32,129 --> 00:45:37,044But today, after seeing everything,I don't think there should be any war

    82600:45:39,236 --> 00:45:40,544you should stop this war.

    82700:45:41,071 --> 00:45:42,106Stop this war?

    82800:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,185Madam, the war hasn't even startedyet. Why are you getting tensed?

    82900:45:46,744 --> 00:45:47,586Come.

    83000:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,118The matter is not aboutgetting tensed, Raj.

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    83100:45:51,548 --> 00:45:53,084The matter is aboutthose two countries..

    83200:45:53,450 --> 00:45:54,929That were one at a point of time.

    83300:45:55,285 --> 00:45:57,196In order to make others'motives successful..

    83400:45:57,588 --> 00:45:59,261..We are harming ourselves.

    83500:46:00,591 --> 00:46:01,934You should stop this war.

    83600:46:02,059 --> 00:46:05,404

    Listen, I am a captainhere. Not the prime minister.

    83700:46:06,597 --> 00:46:09,407Yes, if it would have been in myhands, I would have stopped it for sure.

    83800:46:09,833 --> 00:46:13,440And in any case, ourjob is tocarry out our orders. At all costs.

    83900:46:14,338 --> 00:46:16,978And my soldiers and Iknow our job very well

    84000:46:18,242 --> 00:46:20,688And you are talking asif the war has started.

    84100:46:21,178 --> 00:46:23,055Please be assured.

    Nothing is going to happen.

    84200:46:23,547 --> 00:46:25,754And there will be somesolution by day after.

    84300:46:27,484 --> 00:46:30,363Best of luck with your

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    report. And don't worry.

    84400:46:31,155 --> 00:46:33,863If I am alive, I willcome and meet you myself.

    84500:47:09,426 --> 00:47:11,599"The Earth isshining and gleaming."

    84600:47:11,662 --> 00:47:14,040"There is beauty allaround in the environment."

    84700:47:17,434 --> 00:47:20,278"The Earth isshining and gleaming."

    84800:47:20,404 --> 00:47:22,441

    "There is beauty allaround in the environment."

    84900:47:22,673 --> 00:47:26,849"The cuckoo is signing beautifullyand the peacock is dancing."

    85000:47:27,044 --> 00:47:29,251"There are waterfalls everywhere."

    851

    00:47:29,279 --> 00:47:31,281"And rivers are flowingaway in severe gusts."

    85200:47:31,481 --> 00:47:35,657"When the breeze rustlesaway, buds start blooming."

    85300:47:35,886 --> 00:47:39,060"The fields are golden."

    85400:47:40,257 --> 00:47:42,430"The fields are golden."

    85500:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,631"And the harvest looks silver."

    85600:47:46,930 --> 00:47:51,072

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    "My country is great.My country is great."

    85700:47:51,335 --> 00:47:55,442"My country is great.My country is great."

    85800:47:55,739 --> 00:47:59,778"My country is great.My country is great."

    85900:47:59,843 --> 00:48:04,451"My country is great.My country is great."

    86000:48:13,590 --> 00:48:22,237"When our flag, the Tricolor, fliesaway in the pride of being lndian."

    861

    00:48:22,366 --> 00:48:26,246"We stand with our headsheld high with pride."

    86200:48:26,270 --> 00:48:30,878"And our chest becomesbroad filled with pride."

    86300:48:30,941 --> 00:48:34,218"When our country calls out to us,we can sacrifice our lives for it."

    86400:48:34,244 --> 00:48:35,348Khatri.

    86500:48:36,313 --> 00:48:39,522Rut has told me that war isto be declared a day after.

    86600:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,157I think we should check it..

    - Okay, sir.

    86700:48:41,351 --> 00:48:42,955Take the stuff.- Okay, sir.

    86800:48:44,054 --> 00:48:47,661"The fields have a golden color."

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    86900:48:47,891 --> 00:48:48,835Take a u-turn.

    87000:48:50,427 --> 00:48:52,031Madam, this is war time.

    87100:48:52,129 --> 00:48:53,107We'll get stuck.

    87200:48:53,697 --> 00:48:54,971The whole country is stuck.

    87300:48:56,533 --> 00:48:58,171Now it is time to getit out of this mess.

    87400:48:58,735 --> 00:48:59,543

    Suresh, take a U-turn.

    87500:48:59,603 --> 00:49:01,708"My country is great.My country is great."

    87600:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,718"Our country is really great."

    87700:49:03,907 --> 00:49:06,114

    "My country is great.My country is great."

    87800:49:06,176 --> 00:49:08,178"Our country is really great."

    87900:49:08,345 --> 00:49:10,416"My country is great.My country is great."

    880

    00:49:10,547 --> 00:49:12,356"Our country is really great."

    88100:49:12,482 --> 00:49:14,894"My country is great.My country is great."

    88200:49:14,985 --> 00:49:17,056

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    "Our country is really great."

    88300:49:17,154 --> 00:49:19,361"My country is great.My country is great."

    88400:49:19,389 --> 00:49:21,391"Our country is really great."

    88500:49:21,525 --> 00:49:23,664"My country is great.My country is great."

    88600:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,603"Our country is really great."

    88700:49:25,896 --> 00:49:28,103"My country is great.My country is great."

    88800:49:28,165 --> 00:49:30,042"Our country is really great."

    88900:49:30,133 --> 00:49:32,511"My country is great.My country is great."

    89000:49:32,569 --> 00:49:34,810"Our country is really great."

    89100:49:38,308 --> 00:49:39,685Hey, madam. You came back?

    89200:49:40,010 --> 00:49:41,045Where is Captain Raj?

    89300:49:41,178 --> 00:49:44,091Now boss, India has gotinformation from somewhere..

    89400:49:44,114 --> 00:49:46,788..That we want tostrike them through you.

    89500:49:47,050 --> 00:49:49,758But don't worry.Hey, we have changed the plan.

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    89600:49:49,987 --> 00:49:52,194Now the nuclear bomb willreach by tomorrow morning.

    89700:49:52,255 --> 00:49:54,064Guru now clap your hands.

    89800:49:54,358 --> 00:49:57,396Hey, general sir. General sir.

    89900:49:59,162 --> 00:50:01,506Sir, general, please getdone with it. And come out.

    90000:50:01,865 --> 00:50:03,242This Chinese has gone mad.

    901

    00:50:03,533 --> 00:50:05,843Hey, let me dosomething peacefully.

    90200:50:06,703 --> 00:50:08,876I wouldn't get out right now.- There is no tension.

    90300:50:08,972 --> 00:50:10,747I mean the job that was to bedone tomorrow will be done today.

    90400:50:10,807 --> 00:50:12,286And today's job willbe done right now.

    90500:50:12,676 --> 00:50:13,882You mean the attackwill be done today?

    90600:50:13,910 --> 00:50:14,820

    Yes, Sir. Right.

    90700:50:15,212 --> 00:50:18,159Boss, God knows how were those peoplewho got love in return for their love.

    90800:50:18,515 --> 00:50:20,392Hey, he is saying he wants

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    the attack them today itself.

    90900:50:20,417 --> 00:50:24,695You expect me to declare a war fromthis toilet seat? I can't come out.

    91000:50:25,122 --> 00:50:26,863Oh no. You are too disgusting.

    91100:50:27,424 --> 00:50:28,494Now come out.

    91200:50:29,926 --> 00:50:31,428Hey, I am trying-

    91300:50:31,595 --> 00:50:33,734who can predict them? Theymight throw the bomb right now.

    91400:50:33,797 --> 00:50:34,741What is this?

    91500:50:35,932 --> 00:50:38,105Just assume we've declared the war.

    91600:50:38,235 --> 00:50:40,943According to our sources,infiltration from Pakistan

    91700:50:40,971 --> 00:50:43,417.. border have increased a lotthe Indian army is on high alert.

    91800:50:44,508 --> 00:50:46,112Gosh, what is that?

    91900:50:46,810 --> 00:50:48,289Keeping all these things in mind..

    92000:50:48,445 --> 00:50:51,324Hey, the Pakistani ministerjust visited our place, right?

    92100:50:51,948 --> 00:50:53,757For that peace and harmony treaty.

    922

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    00:50:54,084 --> 00:50:57,224Hey, Nikki. You're chattingin Pakistan zone, right?

    92300:50:57,487 --> 00:50:59,797Yes.- I see. Ask him.

    92400:50:59,990 --> 00:51:02,698The news is showing thatthe war is about to start.

    92500:51:03,760 --> 00:51:08,368Once again, the lndo-Pakrelations have been strained.

    92600:51:08,665 --> 00:51:11,202Hey, the girl fromIndia has sent a message.

    92700:51:11,468 --> 00:51:13,243She has written thatwar is about to start.

    92800:51:14,271 --> 00:51:16,217Tell her that it isthe same here as well.

    92900:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,176The same crap is

    there as well, buddies.

    93000:51:18,442 --> 00:51:22,288Guys, what is yourthinking about this?

    93100:51:22,312 --> 00:51:26,488Is this the time for a war?War is useless.

    932

    00:51:27,617 --> 00:51:30,655Leave the war aside, buddies.

    93300:51:31,421 --> 00:51:34,129Sir. Did you contact the border?

    93400:51:34,224 --> 00:51:37,364Slowly. Slowly.

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    Don't worry. I am trying.

    93500:51:40,464 --> 00:51:42,410Make it fast.

    93600:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,875A guy on cycle would've deliveredthe message by now.

    93700:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,979So why don't you correct your mistakenow. Send someone by cycle itself.

    93800:51:47,070 --> 00:51:48,549What? - Should I just leavethis and play my game?

    93900:51:48,572 --> 00:51:49,676Hey, no, no, general Sir.

    94000:51:49,706 --> 00:51:51,617Tell me. This is too much..- Please remain calm.

    94100:51:52,008 --> 00:51:53,351Hey, fool.

    94200:51:54,978 --> 00:51:57,288Can't you see I'm dying of Malaria?

    94300:51:57,314 --> 00:51:58,918Please pick up the phone, son.

    94400:52:00,417 --> 00:52:02,488He's gone to pee I guess.

    94500:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,461Fool. Hey, the phone..

    94600:52:06,289 --> 00:52:09,827There you are ...sleepingright here? Get up.. - What?

    94700:52:12,796 --> 00:52:14,503Hello. Speak to me.

    948

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    00:52:14,764 --> 00:52:17,438Yes, yes, speaking.This is General this side.

    94900:52:17,501 --> 00:52:20,482Oh my God... it's the mother..- Yes, okay, okay.

    95000:52:20,537 --> 00:52:21,641It is okay till there.

    95100:52:21,705 --> 00:52:24,083Listen to me carefully.- Yes, tell me, sir.

    95200:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,620The bomb has to be fired today.

    95300:52:25,742 --> 00:52:27,119

    Yes. Which one?

    95400:52:27,277 --> 00:52:29,314Hey, which one? Do youhave 150 bombs with you?

    95500:52:29,579 --> 00:52:30,785There is only one bomb.And there is only one country.

    956

    00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:32,225The job has to be done today.

    95700:52:32,883 --> 00:52:34,123What? Today?

    95800:52:34,217 --> 00:52:35,127Yes. Today.

    95900:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,893

    Meaning right away?- Right away.

    96000:52:37,287 --> 00:52:39,164Hello, are you thethe General speaking?

    96100:52:39,723 --> 00:52:42,897

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    This is the General here.One minute. You can ask him.

    96200:52:43,193 --> 00:52:45,537Who is speaking?- Hey, the General is speaking.

    96300:52:45,562 --> 00:52:46,540Did you hear that?

    96400:52:46,563 --> 00:52:48,543Hey, no, no, lthoughtit is a wrong number.

    96500:52:48,598 --> 00:52:50,600Sometimes I get calls from wrongnumber. Should I explode the bomb?

    96600:52:50,734 --> 00:52:52,577

    The attack has tobe done today. Okay?

    96700:52:52,602 --> 00:52:54,741Right now?- Right now. Over and out.

    96800:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,010Yes.- Yes. Make it quick.

    96900:52:56,373 --> 00:52:57,408Thank you.

    97000:52:57,741 --> 00:52:58,845You were great.

    97100:52:59,209 --> 00:53:00,847Wish you a happy Eid.- To you too.

    97200:53:01,444 --> 00:53:03,685Come on, come quickly. Soldiers.

    97300:53:03,813 --> 00:53:06,020Come on, now's thetime to make history.

    974

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    00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:06,856What happened, sir?

    97500:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,123Listen. Listen to me carefully.

    97600:53:08,318 --> 00:53:10,764The bomb has to be exploded.Where are Qureshi and the others?

    97700:53:10,787 --> 00:53:12,494Sir, they must be sleeping in the tents.- Sleeping?

    97800:53:12,589 --> 00:53:14,296What kind of soldiers arethey? They are still sleeping?

    97900:53:14,424 --> 00:53:15,960

    Go and tell them. I have called.- Yes.

    98000:53:15,992 --> 00:53:16,834The bomb has to be fired.

    98100:53:16,893 --> 00:53:18,736We have come to know fromour reliable sources..

    982

    00:53:18,795 --> 00:53:21,241..That there is a lotof tension at the border.

    98300:53:23,133 --> 00:53:25,204Hey, put Queen here. the Queen.

    98400:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,981One minute. let me check.

    985

    00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:34,155Hello Captain Raj.Alfa 123 calling.

    98600:53:34,511 --> 00:53:35,854Where are you Captain Raj?

    98700:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,058

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    Madam, they must betowards the border.

    98800:53:39,416 --> 00:53:40,486Shall we go there?

    98900:53:40,550 --> 00:53:41,995Everyone, come here.

    99000:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,292Reporting sir.- Have you seen Captain Qureshi?

    99100:53:43,453 --> 00:53:46,866If I don't bring her on this side..I'll change my name from Qureshi..

    99200:53:47,123 --> 00:53:48,864Well, She's already

    gone ...mister..

    99300:53:53,296 --> 00:53:54,866Don't talk of leaving today..- Sir.

    99400:53:54,965 --> 00:53:56,467What? - I couldn't find CaptainQureshi anywhere.

    995

    00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:57,872When will you find him?After the bomb explodes?

    99600:53:57,968 --> 00:53:59,345I have woken up allthe soldiers twice.

    99700:53:59,536 --> 00:54:02,073But they are not getting up.- Kick their backside and make them!

    99800:54:02,272 --> 00:54:03,751Rather put the bomb.

    99900:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,842They'll wake up by the explosion.

    1000

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    00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,752I feel like spraying a bit myself.

    100100:54:14,017 --> 00:54:16,156Okay, tell me something,captain Qureshi.

    100200:54:18,088 --> 00:54:20,830Is there anyinformation on your side?

    100300:54:21,224 --> 00:54:23,704Is there information on your side?- Yes, there is.

    100400:54:25,028 --> 00:54:27,338I have heard that a war isgoing to be declared a day after.

    1005

    00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:32,277Oh great! here wegot ahead of you guys.

    100600:54:33,403 --> 00:54:36,179We've been informed that it isgoing to be declared tomorrow.

    100700:54:38,174 --> 00:54:41,451Hey, throw off this underwearon the launcher at least.

    100800:54:42,245 --> 00:54:43,280Now fire it.

    100900:54:43,613 --> 00:54:45,286Now listen to thisKhatri, its hillarious

    101000:54:45,415 --> 00:54:48,225We have information that the war is

    to be declared the day after tomorrow.

    101100:54:48,385 --> 00:54:51,093But they have information that thewar is to be declared tomorrow itself.

    101200:54:53,290 --> 00:54:56,897Now let's see whose

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    information is right.

    101300:54:58,061 --> 00:54:59,096Hey!

    101400:55:03,099 --> 00:55:04,339Go off...

    101500:55:06,936 --> 00:55:09,007The tank's empty.finished all I had... Sir

    101600:55:14,077 --> 00:55:15,647Oye, Khatri.- Hey!

    101700:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,250Hey, Khatri!

    101800:55:18,615 --> 00:55:21,221Sir.. Neither their Informationnor our's is correct...

    101900:55:21,418 --> 00:55:23,159the War has alreadybeen declared. Run.

    102000:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,231Take it, take it, take it.

    Take the stuff.

    102100:55:25,488 --> 00:55:27,399Hey, fool. Not that the bottle.Take the rifle.

    102200:55:27,957 --> 00:55:29,027You all right?- Yes, I am fine, sir.

    1023

    00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:31,162Qureshi. We leave this game here.

    102400:55:31,294 --> 00:55:34,138Leave it. Leave it. Come on, come on.- And will start from this very point.

    102500:55:34,597 --> 00:55:36,440

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    If only ...you remain alive.

    102600:55:49,312 --> 00:55:50,347SURINDER.

    102700:55:50,747 --> 00:55:53,660They are throwing stones weshould reply them with boulders.

    102800:55:53,683 --> 00:55:54,627Okay, sir.

    102900:55:54,884 --> 00:55:56,659Everyone, take positionsaround the bunker.

    103000:55:56,686 --> 00:55:57,721Sir.- Sir.

    103100:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,328Come on.- Come on.

    103200:56:29,386 --> 00:56:30,888Is this a joke?

    103300:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,562They are throwing bombs

    without informing us.

    103400:56:34,591 --> 00:56:35,729What is this man ?

    103500:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,564Why are you getting scared?And running here and there?

    103600:56:38,695 --> 00:56:40,368

    Speak to me.

    103700:56:41,965 --> 00:56:44,104What is this?- Hey, run, run.

    103800:56:44,367 --> 00:56:45,937Bhutto.. Bhutto.

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    103900:56:46,169 --> 00:56:49,548Son, there is milk on the heater,Bhutto. Come on, run. Come on.

    104000:56:49,773 --> 00:56:51,275Wait, where are you all going?

    104100:56:51,408 --> 00:56:53,547Come on, run fast. Keep moving.

    104200:56:58,581 --> 00:57:00,322What are you doing here?

    104300:57:02,218 --> 00:57:03,629Why did you come back?

    104400:57:09,492 --> 00:57:12,405

    Scoundrels .. Are you in the army tocrouch and sit inside a tent frightened.

    104500:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,670What are you doing here?Should I give you bowls?

    104600:57:15,131 --> 00:57:16,508Seems you are sittingin a refugee camp

    104700:57:16,599 --> 00:57:17,976Only the bowls are lacking here.

    104800:57:18,067 --> 00:57:19,603Now get up you fools andtake positions in the bunker.

    104900:57:19,702 --> 00:57:23,240Quereshi, Eat something.How will fight on empty stomach.

    105000:57:23,606 --> 00:57:26,314Let us have bullets, sir.Shall we go?

    105100:57:28,778 --> 00:57:30,155Come on , make it fast.

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    105200:57:57,540 --> 00:58:00,146Hello? Hello, sir. Ruth.

    105300:58:01,811 --> 00:58:02,915Yes, Ruth, tell me.

    105400:58:03,146 --> 00:58:04,750Sir, the information was wrong.

    105500:58:04,981 --> 00:58:08,394I knew, these ministersare all the same.

    105600:58:08,518 --> 00:58:11,362No, sir. Instead of starting dayafter, the war has begun today itself.

    105700:58:11,855 --> 00:58:13,630

    What you are hearing,sir is live fire.

    105800:58:13,857 --> 00:58:15,803What? Fantastic!

    105900:58:16,392 --> 00:58:18,872Where is the camera? Where is thecamera? Ruth, we are going live.

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    00:58:18,895 --> 00:58:21,671Camera? It is with me, sir.

    106100:58:22,165 --> 00:58:24,441Where is the camera?Go live, go live, go live.

    106200:58:24,534 --> 00:58:27,242Go..- Live, sir? But..

    106300:58:27,470 --> 00:58:29,472I don't want to listento anything. Just go live.

    106400:58:31,875 --> 00:58:34,378Forget ifs and buts. Just go live.

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    00:58:34,410 --> 00:58:35,650Connect it. Fast.

    106600:58:36,179 --> 00:58:37,783Madam, in order to show this live..

    106700:58:37,881 --> 00:58:39,952.. My village folks willsee my death video live.

    106800:58:40,016 --> 00:58:41,120And we don't listen to him..

    106900:58:41,150 --> 00:58:43,187.. Your family wouldn't be ableto see you for the last time

    107000:58:43,319 --> 00:58:45,526Your dead body will straight to

    your village. Will that be fine??

    107100:58:45,622 --> 00:58:47,033Go, come on, make it fast.

    107200:58:47,690 --> 00:58:49,294Ruth. What happened?- Yes, sir.

    107300:58:49,893 --> 00:58:52,169

    Ruth, what happened?- Yes, sir. Just give me one second.

    107400:58:52,228 --> 00:58:53,332Give me one minute.

    107500:58:53,463 --> 00:58:56,307Ruth, where are you? Ruth?Where are you, darling?

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    00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:59,707Ranjit! Come here. Connect this.

    107700:59:00,103 --> 00:59:01,878Sir, recording live.- Madam, what are you doing?

    107800:59:01,971 --> 00:59:03,245

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    Switch off your phone.- One minute. Come on.

    107900:59:03,339 --> 00:59:05,216Yes, yes, yes. Got it,got it, got it, got it.

    108000:59:05,508 --> 00:59:07,579Close in on that soldier. Yes, Sir.

    108100:59:09,946 --> 00:59:11,357Stay there, stay there.

    108200:59:11,514 --> 00:59:13,187Fantastic. Fantastic.

    108300:59:14,050 --> 00:59:16,291Hey, madam, what are you doing?Just switch off your phone.

    108400:59:16,419 --> 00:59:18,865Two minutes, Raj. Two minutes.- Stay right there on that soldier.

    108500:59:18,955 --> 00:59:19,660Yes, sir.

    108600:59:20,456 --> 00:59:21,867Stay there. Stay there.

    108700:59:26,696 --> 00:59:28,266Fantastic. Great.

    108800:59:34,103 --> 00:59:36,709Oh crap!- Oh crap!

    108900:59:36,806 --> 00:59:39,047Get up from here.

    What are you doing?

    109000:59:39,142 --> 00:59:41,588They are tracing the signals andhitting the bomb right on the target.

    109100:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,917Hey, take a close up of the bomb.

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    - Yes, sir.

    109200:59:44,013 --> 00:59:46,015Actually that..- why isn't the bomb exploding?

    109300:59:46,115 --> 00:59:47,185Actually that..- Switch off the phone.

    109400:59:47,216 --> 00:59:48,786It is not exploding.- Just switch it off.

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