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WOW! Such Sex SurveySex: Male / Female / Other
Gender: ____________
Preference? Samesies / Opposites / Both / The Darkness / Other
Making out in the JCR? Unlike previous years, thisquestion now features “yes” as a possible response!
Yes / No
Appropriate punishment for making out in the JCR?
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Sexiest Diabolo’s employee?
Glynis Natalie
Jasmine Sofya
Hannah Illya
John Sebastian
Simon Amin
If Beyonce was wearing a strap-on, where would you let her put it?
_______________________ Handjobs are: Under-rated / Over-rated / acceptable in the JCR
Would you fuck an Australian? Yes / No
Are you a tease? Yes / No / Maybe / Just the tip!
Best cyber-sex option?
Skype Snapchat MSN Messenger
LinkedIn Twitter Carrier pigeon
Choking? How much is too much?
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Where on campus did you do the dirty?
UC Quad Convocation Hall Robarts Stacks
Sid Smith Basement Sid Smith Sub-basement\
JCR Graham Library Hart House Record Room
Favourite Sex Position?
Hogtied
Whatever you did back in middle school
The Fully Alive
Starfsh (with or without chocolate)
The Cockram
Miley Cyrus’ tongue
What STD do you identify with?Chlamydia Syphilis Doug Ford
Gonorrhea Unwanted Pregnancy Canadian Legend Alan Thicke’s Son
Do you have enough to eat at home?
Yes / No / More than enough
Sexiest class you’ve ever taken?
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Who is your sexy alter ego?
Sexy librarian
The Fun Ferret
French Maid
Fireman
“Sir”
Doge
M u c h s e x y
S u c h r o l e p l a y
S o i n c l u s i v i t y
Very answers, such sexy. Drop completedsurvey at the GARG OFFICE (UC F-door basement) or DIABOLO’S (in the UC JCR)
Do so at your sexiest convenience, up untilThursday February 6th
Circle all your appropriate answersor fll in the blanks!!!!!
V e r y S e x
y t i m eThe grossest thing about pubes is:
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The best things about pubes is:
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