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T h e R e t o r t - C e l e r i t y Dance g i v e n i n t h e ca fe t e r ia S a t u r d a y A p r i l 1 p r o v e d to be b o t h a f i nanc i a l a n d a socia l success T h e net p r o f i t was t h e largest m a d e on a n y schoo l dance t h i s y ea r E v e r y o n e agreed t h a t t h e R h y t h m K i n g s w h o w e r e m a k -i n g t h e i r d e b u t i n P o r t w e r e a b o u t t h e best b a n d t h a t has p l a y e d he r e t h i s schoo l y ea r T h e i r i m i t a t i o n s o f f a m o u s bands w e r e espec ia l l y en j o y ed b y e v -e ryone S e v e r a l a l u m n i a t t e n d -ed Pa t L o r d A n d y J o h n s o n B e n K i r k u p F r a n k M u l l o n B i l l BischofT L e n n i e R o m a g n a a n d H o w a r d S m i t h

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M r D o d d s has issued m e m b e r -s h i p cards f o r t h e D r i v e r s C l u b to the f o l l o w i n g peop l e A u d r e y T e d t u r d N e l l i e K e s h i s h i a n A L o u i s e Te ta Susie K e s h i s h i a n A n t o n H o l m b e r g D o r i s F e n t o n M a r y E Rober ts M a r g a r e t Ray D a v i d K r a v l t z N a n c y G u n t h e r

Port Week ly Meeting Monday

T h e r e w i l l be a n I m p o r t a n t l u n c h e o n m e e t i n g o f T h e P o r t W e e k l y staf f at 1210 on M o n -day A p r i l 24 i n M r Ke za r s r o o m C o l u m b i a s c r i t i c i s m o f t h e pape r a n d p lans f o r c h a n g -i n g t h e m a k e - u p w i l l be d i s -cussed a l l staf f m e m b e r s are r e -ques t ed t o a t t e n d t h e m e e t i n g a n d b r i n g t h e i r l u n c b e i

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T H E P O R T W E E K L Y Published weeWy dur ing l l i e scTiool year by the students ot the Port Wash-ington Senior High School Port Wash-ington N Y Subscription rate $90 per school year S-50 per semester single L-opies 5 cents

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Ortlce Staff M L Teta E Calvel l i J Piaiza E Hehn

Contributors A Ross O Thomas A Kar te l l Dale Ely E Lo is -eaux E Montfort D Fenton M r Cracky E Deegan G Ross E Bral la F Intermesoli

Typists D Dendieval C E l l i o t E Monfort

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Dont Look Now^ But Those Flushing Meadows Crept In

Senior High Charles K e u r

Junior Hixta Wm Allen

V o l X V mdash N o 13 F r i d a y AprQ 21 1339

The Same Old Line T h i s is the opportune time for b r i n g i n g forth one of the

moat hackneyed of our editorial subjects I t seems a l w a y s to be found i n the first issue of a school n e w s p a p e r after a vacat ion of considerable length T h i s w e l l - k n o w n topic is none other t h an G e t B a c k T o W o r k

So w i t h no more ado we advise that to get back to w o r k is the best t h i n g to do in the present c i r c u m s t a n c e s T h e r e i s of course the p r i n c i p l e of the t h i n g to c o n s i d e r w e r e i n school to l e a r n not to sleep B u t a m o r e tangible a n d immediate reason for a p p l y i n g ourselves to the job at h a n d is that the end of the s ix weeks period is d r a w i n g near T o be precise it is only ten days a w a y N a t u r a l l y for most of us that necessitates h e a v i er appl icat ion of the good old elbow grease in order to come out on the r i g h t side of 65 i n the inevitable tests

Those of us w h o slept a l l the vacat ion now should be r e a d y to w a k e up a n d those incl ined to p layfulness should be played out for the t ime being a n y w a y T h e r e f o r e we leave you w i t h that f a m i l i a r phra s e G e t back to w o r k or e l s e

By J E A N L E W I S So youre going to the Worlds

Pair And w h y not when w i t h i n twenty - f ive minutes reach on the Long Island Railroad ( t h i r t y - f i v e if the weather is bad) an ex-h i b i t aimed to br ing attention to the bu i ld ing of a better wor l d of tomorrow w i t h the tools of t o -day lies at our very bay We should feel a t h r i l l ot recognition and fami l i a r i ty upon sight of the row-glamorous and colorful fair ground i f only because our

j garbage plays a part in the f oun- dation of so great an enterprise The 1216 acres of the fair are I divided into two main territories mdashthe Exh ib i t and Amusement Areas The Amusement Area w i l l be situated around Fountain Lake where at night the court of Marie Anto inette courtesy of M - G - M ) w i l l be found to have nothing on M r Whalen as far as lavish l ight ing effects and gigantic f i re work displays are concerned Jungle Land L i t -tle Miracle C i t y I n d i a an ampitheatre Children s W o r i d a iWusic H a l l and the Terrace Club should prove an imposing and exhi larat ing effect on the most jaded of entertainment seekers The only lacking attraction would seem to be Sally Rand the young lady of sufficient merits to soar the Century of Progress to f i -nancial success in 1934 and also hired for a s imi l iar purpose at this years Golden Gate Exposi-t ion A t least three quarters of the fa i r grounds however w i l l be devoted to more weighty and solemn subjects The wide ly p u b -licized Theme center marked by the T r y Ion and Perisphere is the hub f rom whi ch radiate the zones of the fa ir Petticoat Lane w i l l be a definite lure to a l l women for on i t w i l l be situated a H a l l of Fashions Costmetics

Many More Words O n T h e New Yr W^rM Far F o r 1939

By E L I E E N M O N F O R T Education and more education

This is what is being impressed on our minds as the schools ad-vertise the Worlds Fair of 1939

Of course we want to become educated but human nature doesnt want the educating to become too obvious Therefore we should go to the Fair where education may be procured along w i t h a dose of fun excitement and astonishment

We can study the history of Railroads from books but i t is made much easier for us when we vis i t the Transportation Zone of the Fair We w i l l be able to see the largest model rai lroad ever b u i l t and the latest models of streamline trains

The mechanicaly minded people w i l l be able to witness the h u n -dreds of processes involved In the fabrication of motors and machines

The more scientific minded students have been given the opportunity to v iew wonders of Science i n the H a l l of Science and Education

We may strol l through a ha l l which is dedicated to exhibits of business machine and insur -ance companies The chemistry student may educate himself by v is i t ing the chemistry bu i ld ing where he w i l l be surrounded w i t h the latest and most interesting experiments

Every person v is i t ing the Fair should keep in mind the fact that color is the K i n g of the F a i r New color schemes grace the outside walls and al l i n -terior decorations in the foreign exhibits By night the Fair is a fa i ry city g lowing i n jeweled radiance by day we are stand-ing in the midst of a c i ty of t o -morrowmdashstrange but i n v i t i n g

Color has many uses i n the Fair among wh i c h is that of strengthening a structural ele-ment or an architectural accent

Each bui ld ing has a dominant rue determined by its location

Are you hungry Wel l w h y dont you go along w i t h the group which is v is i t ing the food ex-hibitions There are more than seventy great laboratories and thousands of scientists w i l l demonstrate the miracle of food chemistry There w i l l bo French food the famous Boston baked beans Albanian food biscuits from the Mason and and Dixon l ine and real I ta l ian spaghetti Mothers may obtain recipes of al l dishes served and so keep foreign foods in the American homes even after the t e rmina -tion of the Worlds Fair

Vis i t Hol land England and Cuba mdash A l l i n one day Lets al l become educated the pleasing waymdashGo to the Worlds Fair

Center and a Home Furnishing Bui ld ing Constitution H a l l and Court of States w i l l be offered as bait for American history s tud-ents and from Rainbow A v e -nue on an imaginative person could easily be on a tour of the w o r l d for almost every country w i l l be represented by native foods and pertinent displays I f hunger should overcome your better senses and the demand for food be more urgent than that of knowledge refreshments can be obtained for as l i t t l e as a dime or as expensively as you l ike w i t h a floor show included as an appetizer

The question of a saving on many tr ips to the fa i r is nicely taken care of for residents in the immediate v i c i n i ty of the fair Advance tickets are now on sale at a number of the department stores^ There are two types of tickets part icular ly advantageous to us in school The f irst a school c h i 1 d r e ns non - transferable twenty-admission tickets for two dollars I t requires the signature of the owner and appropriate school authori ty The second type a school teachers non-transfer-able twenty admission t icket for f ive dollars face value $15

I n closing I wish to relate an anecdote that perhaps w i l l aptly describe the feelings of many others as to the drawing powers of the two fairs a letter came the other day bearing the news that dur ing the summer months our small house w i l l become a sort of tourist camp for many f a i r - m i n d e d relatives and friends Dismayed at f i rst we f ina l ly found a solution to the problem and that to close up our house put up a for Rent sign in prominent view and go west to seemdashthe Golden Gate Exposi -t i on

P O R T S P E O P L E

Salt O r Pepper

Dear Salt Now I am not going to present

any problem as I never have any Perhaps this is due to m y abi l i ty to subdue al l of them I t is a rare occassion when one can present such valuable advice to the u n -fortunate pupils So g i r l s - A T T E N -T I O N

1 Dont be backward and i n -vite the boys to the dancesmdashThen you w i l l never be one date less (Take i t f r o m me i t works l i k e a charm)

2 By al l means affect that per-sonal type of conversation That is-glide smoothly to that simewy swine and clamp the gum f i r m l y and ta lk This has its advantage as the v i c t i m w i l l be unable to hearmdashthus lett ing the f i rs t party move CLOSER

L i t t l e Go-getter Salt and Pepper note

We apprectiate your fr iendly advice but to this day the g i r l is suppose to remain the helpless creature

A t the mere mention of sports everyone is quite apt to t h i n k of Mary Muro whose sport achi-evements are innumerable Born i n Greenwich Connecticut i n 1921 she has l ived in Port a l -most a l her l i f e

I t would be an impossibil ity to l ist al l that has appeared on Marys sport calender She has however participated in a i l g ir ls sports A l l possible awards in hockey and basketball have been given her She has won the dis-t inct ion of being the champion badminton player in the school and twice the championship of the girls tennis bowed Marys way She has been captain of a number of the varsity teams and incidental ly she is also a member of the Celer ity

Strange as i t may seem Mary is planning to go into t ra in ing to become a nurse after graduation this June Another strange fact is that Mary actually has time for hobbies among which is the co l -lection of many scrap books Just for the sake of variety swimming and tennis are also listed as hobbies Getting up i n the m o r n -ing and doing homework some-how represent Marys most d i f f i -cut problems

M Y T H R I L L O F A L I F E T I M E

Last n ight I held a beautiful hand

The k i n d one loves to hold I thought I d die so thr i l l ed was

I My blood went hot and cold

I wanted to sing even to dance M y heart was al l a f lu t ter

I was too weak evento speak A l l I could do was stutter

No other hand held so t ight Could more gladness br ing

Than the one I held last n i g h t mdash it was

Four aces and a k ing Mister Anonymous

Attention^ Mr Dist Attorney

By CRACKY Possibly the most amazing

racket i f i t could be called a racket is the monopolistic ac-t iv i t ies of a certain concern which operates on the railroads of this great nation This concern ped-dles papers on the Long Island trains but l i t t l e do the custom-ers of the rai lroad know that this concerns activities are na -t ionwide and of monopolistic proportions

This concern makes hundreds of dollars every day in the most ingenious manner First they go through the trains trains that are on long tr ips comprising sev-eral days and states sell ing cof-fee at ten cents for t w o cup-fulls The d in ing car on the trains sell coffee al twenty- f ive cents a cup Then this company sells sandwiches for a nickle apiece The d in ing car sells them for twenty- f ive cents A t night t ime this concern goes through the coaches r e n t i n g pi l lows to the patrons of the railroads As i t is almost i m -possible to sleep comfortably on a coach w i thou t a p i l low the sales are almost one hundred percent These pi l lows rent for twenty- f ive cents apiece On these pi l lows alone the concern makes f rom forty to fifty dollars a night on a good size t r a i n

I n the morning these pi l lows are collected and soap and a towel are sold for the sum of ten cents I f you would just stop to t h i n k how many people ride on a t r a i n when going on long distance trips such as vacations business honeymoons and tr ips to Reno you can w e l l imagine the amount of profit that this concern makes I t certainly is a very clever idear By the way wou ld any reader care to p u r -chase a s l ightly used towel read-ing U n i o n News Company

A n d So What

Shwish plus may I cut plus harem scarem plus Happy Eastei plus the p i t ter -pat ter of a few raindrops plus Oh garsh Schult in tew daze a l l got to-gelhet and made Easter week dift f rom any other A n d i t tore

Undoubtedly the big t h r i l l i t a l l for a few Port femma was the re turn of the Prep-and-College-Brigade I t was the perfect t ime for H e n r y Frost and Phyl l i s Warren to recuperate They had a relapse for a while which made them both look blue around the gil ls etc

Ray (Window) Finlay finally got what hes been asking for Fr iday eve Use took h i m to the Manhasset Hen Hop and Satur day some snazzy i m - P o r t h i m to a Sorority dance Tsk H o w does he do it only other Port couple we Saturday eve was Brenda Ridi and B i l l ElTertz our hardy peren-nials

Charles H e w i t t after making the rounds of E m i l y String Midge White Carol Van Zandl and Ruth Scholl finally went to the Hen Hop w i t h Edna Fergu-son who done h i m okay wha w i t h a dinner a movie and boutonierre (woo woo) l i t t l e t h r i l l mongers were Markland and Jean Rankin Raymond and Dale Ely ODay and D u c k Swan Gregory and M o l l y Copp Lang and Bob Hunter Mary Otis and Henry Peper Zwer le in and Maryjane Ford Our l i t t l e femmes took great joy in cutt ing in on the passion flow-ers and i n cutt ing out the eter-nal stags

Upon a r r i v i n g at the dance the gir ls dug out the i r dollars and were given two program cards and lo ld to f i l l them both and then hand one to their The boys then stood s t i l l w their partners hustled aro settling their fates for the ning A f ter the gentlemen h anxiously scanned their cards the gir ls had snagged their p ners for the f irst set the started

The gym was arrayed in und sea att ire and was about the job i n devorating done by P or Manhasset for the past year The l i ght ing effects were alsraquo very good though SOME people would have thought they were l i t t l e d i m

There was quite a stag I which kept the evening movl at a l ive ly pace and the boys The girls were supposed to everything but lead including for the refreshments afterwa

On the whole the dance p vided the best entertainment f lured around here for some and the people on committees f future dances here in Port certainly take a h i n t from M hasset on the thoroughness or nal i ty and smoothness w i t h whi the dance was presented

This goldfish craze fi hooked one of Ports own fish namely Frank Parker holds the record of three questioned about this his da feat M r Parker giggled Oh just put em i n pop olT heads and let em ooze down

El l i e Beston had a party Tuesday of Easter week w was so successful that they t inned that Fr iday at the ska ing r i n k (L i f e w i l l have bumps and falls) Byron Cra blet and Francis Tench appe in their South Sea Island Shi The guests were stunned u learning that the boys madet themselves mdash even the but holes Can you cook boys

T i n k y Grumman is back f Bermuda w i t h a swell tan her arms mdash Grace O s t r i c h and Dot Matthews were v the most popular and pref respectively of the Manha bevyl ( L u c k y Clarn ) mdash (I but not least) E m i l y Siring a b e a u t i f u l d ) big () man ( on her recent sojourn to Phil adelphia

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Hews E d i t o r E v e r e t t W i l s o n Feampture E d i t o r R u t l e d g e R a y Sports E d i t o r s B e t t y E d w a r d s

Bob W a l t e r s T e d P a r m e l e e ess M a n a e e r R u t h F a r r e l l y

GUlatlon M a n a g e r J e a n R o s e n -berg p Desk E d i t o r P a u l a Read p l i t R u t t i F a r r e l l y D l r l bu t o r s F r a n c i s S h a v e r J ean RosenbLTK Peggy R a n k i n B i r -bara Reade

B y S H I R L E Y L A W T O N

Happy days are he r e a ga in b e -cause schoo l has s t a r t e d a n d

y one wa s j u s t so s ick o f tion t h a t h e c o u l d n t w a i t

get back A t l eas t t h a t s t h e way i t is w i t h B o b C o r n e l l a n d Frank Shakespeare w h o p r o b a b l y d id n o t h i n g b u t h o m e w o r k d u r -ing caster a n y h o w

That s m o r e t h a n R u t l e d g e R a y jays she d i d A c c o r d i n g t o h e r f to ry i t c o m p l e t e l y t i r e d h e r o u t lo w a l k d o w n t o w n one day I wonder i t h e r v a c a t i o n t i r e d Pete Lo is^aux out as m u c h as i t d i d her

The dance i n Manhasse t w h e r e the g i r l s a sked t h e boys wa s (accord ing to t h e g i r l s ) s i m p l y t h e most w o n d e r f u l t h i n g M a y b e some o f the boys w h o w e r e n t f o r tunate e n o u g h to be asked h a d better b e g i n u s i n g soap o r some-th ing

bull bull bull We are a l l v e r y s o r r y l o hear

Vpon r e t u r n i n g to s choo l that A l ItTjy was q u i t e s e r i ous l y h u r t In a baseball K a r a c H e l e n a Adams sa id he w o u l d be a l l r i g h t loon t h o u g h a n d I guess she knows

I t y o u f ind J e a n M e l l o r w a l k Ing a r o u n d i n a daze don t w o r r y Maybe t h e l o v e b u g has been b i t i n g a ga in

Rober ta Hostage r a m e back t o Mhuol w i t h a n e w p e r m a n e n t I t looks s w e l l a n d c o n f i d e n t i a l l y I

I nk B o b W a l t e r s t h i n k s so too D u r i n g v a c a t i o n B U I T l sda l e I t e r k n o w n as Peaches go t

In the w a y of a B - B g u n W e hope y o u l l l o ok Just as p r e t t y as e v e r M o n B i l l

Jean G a l l o w a y h e l d a tea l as t Sunday a f t e r n o o n Those who a t -tended w e r e H e l e n a A d a m s Knt l edge Ray P a u l a Read Balgterta Hostage a n d o the r s F r o m what I h e a r t h e y h u d a v e r y n i ce t ime I hope y o u boys a r c n o t l c -I n t t h a t w c g i r l s d o n l f i n d y o u as essent ia l as y o u l i ke l o t h i n k

K e l v i n K a b l e p u l l e d a f i n e class r o o m bone r r e c e n t l y H e wa s In Science class a n d e v i d e n t l y d i d not u n d e r s t a n d s o m e t h i n g w h i c h was b e i n g w r i t t e n o n t h e b o a r d because he e x c l a i m e d T h a t s c razy To w h i c h t h e t eache r p r o m p t l y r e p l i e d So a r e y o u I m i n c l i n e d to agree w i t h t h e teacher

N o t t h a t I w a n t to scare y o u poor c h i l d r e n o r a n y t h i n g b u t I w a n t y o u h o m e r o o m r e p o r t e r s to k n o w t h a t t h e s ta f f is g e t t i n g p r e t t y m a d W h y d o n t y o u get busy a n d h a n d i n some news please

What Would Happen U 1 The f c i i c l t e rs y o l amnesia 2 Yvonne Holmes kept quiet

Jar two seconds 3 No one had to pay a l i -

b r a r y fine 4 Homer Allington grew 5 B r u c e Fros f S m i l e d m o r e

o[en ( ans i oe r twenty girls i n s t e a d o f jive following him arotind)

5 B o b b y - L o i J L jon r e a l l y d i d r u n away

7 Eddie Kaelber didnt go to Rochester d u r t n g every va-cation

8 Every one did eiery t h i n g t h a t h e ttgtas t o l d t bull d o

T h r e e baseba l l games are to be p l a y e d t h i s w e e k to h e l p ca t ch u p w i t h t h e schedu le O n M o n d a y t h e D o d g e r s w i l l oppose t h e C a r d i n a l s Tuesday t h e G i a n t s p l a y t h e C u b s a n d on Wednesday t h e Y a n k e e s w i l l oppose t h e Sena to r s T h e one game so f a r has been b e t w e e n t h e Red Sox a n d t h e T i g e r s T h e Red Sox c a p -t a i n e d b y S ie f t s w o n t h e s lug f a s t b y t h e score o f 13 to 5

T h e boys w h o h a v e r e a c h e d t h e second r o u n d I n t h e b a d m i n -t o n t o u r n a m e n t a r e L a n g a n d F l e m i n g T h e p i n g p o n g w i n n e r s a n d leaders are l i s t ed b e l o w

8 - A mdash L u n d e 8 - A mdash R o b e r t s 8 - A mdash D a r e s s 8 - B mdash P a r k e s 8- B mdash D o n i g e r 9 - A mdash G u l l e t t 9 - A mdash A l l i n g t o n 9 - A mdash B o h n g _BmdashFie lds 9 - B mdash Z e i d e l g - A mdash A l l e n

B y F A N C I S S H A V E R I w as s p e n d i n g t h e e v e n i n g a t

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Pair And w h y not when w i t h i n twenty - f ive minutes reach on the Long Island Railroad ( t h i r t y - f i v e if the weather is bad) an ex-h i b i t aimed to br ing attention to the bu i ld ing of a better wor l d of tomorrow w i t h the tools of t o -day lies at our very bay We should feel a t h r i l l ot recognition and fami l i a r i ty upon sight of the row-glamorous and colorful fair ground i f only because our

j garbage plays a part in the f oun- dation of so great an enterprise The 1216 acres of the fair are I divided into two main territories mdashthe Exh ib i t and Amusement Areas The Amusement Area w i l l be situated around Fountain Lake where at night the court of Marie Anto inette courtesy of M - G - M ) w i l l be found to have nothing on M r Whalen as far as lavish l ight ing effects and gigantic f i re work displays are concerned Jungle Land L i t -tle Miracle C i t y I n d i a an ampitheatre Children s W o r i d a iWusic H a l l and the Terrace Club should prove an imposing and exhi larat ing effect on the most jaded of entertainment seekers The only lacking attraction would seem to be Sally Rand the young lady of sufficient merits to soar the Century of Progress to f i -nancial success in 1934 and also hired for a s imi l iar purpose at this years Golden Gate Exposi-t ion A t least three quarters of the fa i r grounds however w i l l be devoted to more weighty and solemn subjects The wide ly p u b -licized Theme center marked by the T r y Ion and Perisphere is the hub f rom whi ch radiate the zones of the fa ir Petticoat Lane w i l l be a definite lure to a l l women for on i t w i l l be situated a H a l l of Fashions Costmetics

Many More Words O n T h e New Yr W^rM Far F o r 1939

By E L I E E N M O N F O R T Education and more education

This is what is being impressed on our minds as the schools ad-vertise the Worlds Fair of 1939

Of course we want to become educated but human nature doesnt want the educating to become too obvious Therefore we should go to the Fair where education may be procured along w i t h a dose of fun excitement and astonishment

We can study the history of Railroads from books but i t is made much easier for us when we vis i t the Transportation Zone of the Fair We w i l l be able to see the largest model rai lroad ever b u i l t and the latest models of streamline trains

The mechanicaly minded people w i l l be able to witness the h u n -dreds of processes involved In the fabrication of motors and machines

The more scientific minded students have been given the opportunity to v iew wonders of Science i n the H a l l of Science and Education

We may strol l through a ha l l which is dedicated to exhibits of business machine and insur -ance companies The chemistry student may educate himself by v is i t ing the chemistry bu i ld ing where he w i l l be surrounded w i t h the latest and most interesting experiments

Every person v is i t ing the Fair should keep in mind the fact that color is the K i n g of the F a i r New color schemes grace the outside walls and al l i n -terior decorations in the foreign exhibits By night the Fair is a fa i ry city g lowing i n jeweled radiance by day we are stand-ing in the midst of a c i ty of t o -morrowmdashstrange but i n v i t i n g

Color has many uses i n the Fair among wh i c h is that of strengthening a structural ele-ment or an architectural accent

Each bui ld ing has a dominant rue determined by its location

Are you hungry Wel l w h y dont you go along w i t h the group which is v is i t ing the food ex-hibitions There are more than seventy great laboratories and thousands of scientists w i l l demonstrate the miracle of food chemistry There w i l l bo French food the famous Boston baked beans Albanian food biscuits from the Mason and and Dixon l ine and real I ta l ian spaghetti Mothers may obtain recipes of al l dishes served and so keep foreign foods in the American homes even after the t e rmina -tion of the Worlds Fair

Vis i t Hol land England and Cuba mdash A l l i n one day Lets al l become educated the pleasing waymdashGo to the Worlds Fair

Center and a Home Furnishing Bui ld ing Constitution H a l l and Court of States w i l l be offered as bait for American history s tud-ents and from Rainbow A v e -nue on an imaginative person could easily be on a tour of the w o r l d for almost every country w i l l be represented by native foods and pertinent displays I f hunger should overcome your better senses and the demand for food be more urgent than that of knowledge refreshments can be obtained for as l i t t l e as a dime or as expensively as you l ike w i t h a floor show included as an appetizer

The question of a saving on many tr ips to the fa i r is nicely taken care of for residents in the immediate v i c i n i ty of the fair Advance tickets are now on sale at a number of the department stores^ There are two types of tickets part icular ly advantageous to us in school The f irst a school c h i 1 d r e ns non - transferable twenty-admission tickets for two dollars I t requires the signature of the owner and appropriate school authori ty The second type a school teachers non-transfer-able twenty admission t icket for f ive dollars face value $15

I n closing I wish to relate an anecdote that perhaps w i l l aptly describe the feelings of many others as to the drawing powers of the two fairs a letter came the other day bearing the news that dur ing the summer months our small house w i l l become a sort of tourist camp for many f a i r - m i n d e d relatives and friends Dismayed at f i rst we f ina l ly found a solution to the problem and that to close up our house put up a for Rent sign in prominent view and go west to seemdashthe Golden Gate Exposi -t i on

P O R T S P E O P L E

Salt O r Pepper

Dear Salt Now I am not going to present

any problem as I never have any Perhaps this is due to m y abi l i ty to subdue al l of them I t is a rare occassion when one can present such valuable advice to the u n -fortunate pupils So g i r l s - A T T E N -T I O N

1 Dont be backward and i n -vite the boys to the dancesmdashThen you w i l l never be one date less (Take i t f r o m me i t works l i k e a charm)

2 By al l means affect that per-sonal type of conversation That is-glide smoothly to that simewy swine and clamp the gum f i r m l y and ta lk This has its advantage as the v i c t i m w i l l be unable to hearmdashthus lett ing the f i rs t party move CLOSER

L i t t l e Go-getter Salt and Pepper note

We apprectiate your fr iendly advice but to this day the g i r l is suppose to remain the helpless creature

A t the mere mention of sports everyone is quite apt to t h i n k of Mary Muro whose sport achi-evements are innumerable Born i n Greenwich Connecticut i n 1921 she has l ived in Port a l -most a l her l i f e

I t would be an impossibil ity to l ist al l that has appeared on Marys sport calender She has however participated in a i l g ir ls sports A l l possible awards in hockey and basketball have been given her She has won the dis-t inct ion of being the champion badminton player in the school and twice the championship of the girls tennis bowed Marys way She has been captain of a number of the varsity teams and incidental ly she is also a member of the Celer ity

Strange as i t may seem Mary is planning to go into t ra in ing to become a nurse after graduation this June Another strange fact is that Mary actually has time for hobbies among which is the co l -lection of many scrap books Just for the sake of variety swimming and tennis are also listed as hobbies Getting up i n the m o r n -ing and doing homework some-how represent Marys most d i f f i -cut problems

M Y T H R I L L O F A L I F E T I M E

Last n ight I held a beautiful hand

The k i n d one loves to hold I thought I d die so thr i l l ed was

I My blood went hot and cold

I wanted to sing even to dance M y heart was al l a f lu t ter

I was too weak evento speak A l l I could do was stutter

No other hand held so t ight Could more gladness br ing

Than the one I held last n i g h t mdash it was

Four aces and a k ing Mister Anonymous

Attention^ Mr Dist Attorney

By CRACKY Possibly the most amazing

racket i f i t could be called a racket is the monopolistic ac-t iv i t ies of a certain concern which operates on the railroads of this great nation This concern ped-dles papers on the Long Island trains but l i t t l e do the custom-ers of the rai lroad know that this concerns activities are na -t ionwide and of monopolistic proportions

This concern makes hundreds of dollars every day in the most ingenious manner First they go through the trains trains that are on long tr ips comprising sev-eral days and states sell ing cof-fee at ten cents for t w o cup-fulls The d in ing car on the trains sell coffee al twenty- f ive cents a cup Then this company sells sandwiches for a nickle apiece The d in ing car sells them for twenty- f ive cents A t night t ime this concern goes through the coaches r e n t i n g pi l lows to the patrons of the railroads As i t is almost i m -possible to sleep comfortably on a coach w i thou t a p i l low the sales are almost one hundred percent These pi l lows rent for twenty- f ive cents apiece On these pi l lows alone the concern makes f rom forty to fifty dollars a night on a good size t r a i n

I n the morning these pi l lows are collected and soap and a towel are sold for the sum of ten cents I f you would just stop to t h i n k how many people ride on a t r a i n when going on long distance trips such as vacations business honeymoons and tr ips to Reno you can w e l l imagine the amount of profit that this concern makes I t certainly is a very clever idear By the way wou ld any reader care to p u r -chase a s l ightly used towel read-ing U n i o n News Company

A n d So What

Shwish plus may I cut plus harem scarem plus Happy Eastei plus the p i t ter -pat ter of a few raindrops plus Oh garsh Schult in tew daze a l l got to-gelhet and made Easter week dift f rom any other A n d i t tore

Undoubtedly the big t h r i l l i t a l l for a few Port femma was the re turn of the Prep-and-College-Brigade I t was the perfect t ime for H e n r y Frost and Phyl l i s Warren to recuperate They had a relapse for a while which made them both look blue around the gil ls etc

Ray (Window) Finlay finally got what hes been asking for Fr iday eve Use took h i m to the Manhasset Hen Hop and Satur day some snazzy i m - P o r t h i m to a Sorority dance Tsk H o w does he do it only other Port couple we Saturday eve was Brenda Ridi and B i l l ElTertz our hardy peren-nials

Charles H e w i t t after making the rounds of E m i l y String Midge White Carol Van Zandl and Ruth Scholl finally went to the Hen Hop w i t h Edna Fergu-son who done h i m okay wha w i t h a dinner a movie and boutonierre (woo woo) l i t t l e t h r i l l mongers were Markland and Jean Rankin Raymond and Dale Ely ODay and D u c k Swan Gregory and M o l l y Copp Lang and Bob Hunter Mary Otis and Henry Peper Zwer le in and Maryjane Ford Our l i t t l e femmes took great joy in cutt ing in on the passion flow-ers and i n cutt ing out the eter-nal stags

Upon a r r i v i n g at the dance the gir ls dug out the i r dollars and were given two program cards and lo ld to f i l l them both and then hand one to their The boys then stood s t i l l w their partners hustled aro settling their fates for the ning A f ter the gentlemen h anxiously scanned their cards the gir ls had snagged their p ners for the f irst set the started

The gym was arrayed in und sea att ire and was about the job i n devorating done by P or Manhasset for the past year The l i ght ing effects were alsraquo very good though SOME people would have thought they were l i t t l e d i m

There was quite a stag I which kept the evening movl at a l ive ly pace and the boys The girls were supposed to everything but lead including for the refreshments afterwa

On the whole the dance p vided the best entertainment f lured around here for some and the people on committees f future dances here in Port certainly take a h i n t from M hasset on the thoroughness or nal i ty and smoothness w i t h whi the dance was presented

This goldfish craze fi hooked one of Ports own fish namely Frank Parker holds the record of three questioned about this his da feat M r Parker giggled Oh just put em i n pop olT heads and let em ooze down

El l i e Beston had a party Tuesday of Easter week w was so successful that they t inned that Fr iday at the ska ing r i n k (L i f e w i l l have bumps and falls) Byron Cra blet and Francis Tench appe in their South Sea Island Shi The guests were stunned u learning that the boys madet themselves mdash even the but holes Can you cook boys

T i n k y Grumman is back f Bermuda w i t h a swell tan her arms mdash Grace O s t r i c h and Dot Matthews were v the most popular and pref respectively of the Manha bevyl ( L u c k y Clarn ) mdash (I but not least) E m i l y Siring a b e a u t i f u l d ) big () man ( on her recent sojourn to Phil adelphia

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Hews E d i t o r E v e r e t t W i l s o n Feampture E d i t o r R u t l e d g e R a y Sports E d i t o r s B e t t y E d w a r d s

Bob W a l t e r s T e d P a r m e l e e ess M a n a e e r R u t h F a r r e l l y

GUlatlon M a n a g e r J e a n R o s e n -berg p Desk E d i t o r P a u l a Read p l i t R u t t i F a r r e l l y D l r l bu t o r s F r a n c i s S h a v e r J ean RosenbLTK Peggy R a n k i n B i r -bara Reade

B y S H I R L E Y L A W T O N

Happy days are he r e a ga in b e -cause schoo l has s t a r t e d a n d

y one wa s j u s t so s ick o f tion t h a t h e c o u l d n t w a i t

get back A t l eas t t h a t s t h e way i t is w i t h B o b C o r n e l l a n d Frank Shakespeare w h o p r o b a b l y d id n o t h i n g b u t h o m e w o r k d u r -ing caster a n y h o w

That s m o r e t h a n R u t l e d g e R a y jays she d i d A c c o r d i n g t o h e r f to ry i t c o m p l e t e l y t i r e d h e r o u t lo w a l k d o w n t o w n one day I wonder i t h e r v a c a t i o n t i r e d Pete Lo is^aux out as m u c h as i t d i d her

The dance i n Manhasse t w h e r e the g i r l s a sked t h e boys wa s (accord ing to t h e g i r l s ) s i m p l y t h e most w o n d e r f u l t h i n g M a y b e some o f the boys w h o w e r e n t f o r tunate e n o u g h to be asked h a d better b e g i n u s i n g soap o r some-th ing

bull bull bull We are a l l v e r y s o r r y l o hear

Vpon r e t u r n i n g to s choo l that A l ItTjy was q u i t e s e r i ous l y h u r t In a baseball K a r a c H e l e n a Adams sa id he w o u l d be a l l r i g h t loon t h o u g h a n d I guess she knows

I t y o u f ind J e a n M e l l o r w a l k Ing a r o u n d i n a daze don t w o r r y Maybe t h e l o v e b u g has been b i t i n g a ga in

Rober ta Hostage r a m e back t o Mhuol w i t h a n e w p e r m a n e n t I t looks s w e l l a n d c o n f i d e n t i a l l y I

I nk B o b W a l t e r s t h i n k s so too D u r i n g v a c a t i o n B U I T l sda l e I t e r k n o w n as Peaches go t

In the w a y of a B - B g u n W e hope y o u l l l o ok Just as p r e t t y as e v e r M o n B i l l

Jean G a l l o w a y h e l d a tea l as t Sunday a f t e r n o o n Those who a t -tended w e r e H e l e n a A d a m s Knt l edge Ray P a u l a Read Balgterta Hostage a n d o the r s F r o m what I h e a r t h e y h u d a v e r y n i ce t ime I hope y o u boys a r c n o t l c -I n t t h a t w c g i r l s d o n l f i n d y o u as essent ia l as y o u l i ke l o t h i n k

K e l v i n K a b l e p u l l e d a f i n e class r o o m bone r r e c e n t l y H e wa s In Science class a n d e v i d e n t l y d i d not u n d e r s t a n d s o m e t h i n g w h i c h was b e i n g w r i t t e n o n t h e b o a r d because he e x c l a i m e d T h a t s c razy To w h i c h t h e t eache r p r o m p t l y r e p l i e d So a r e y o u I m i n c l i n e d to agree w i t h t h e teacher

N o t t h a t I w a n t to scare y o u poor c h i l d r e n o r a n y t h i n g b u t I w a n t y o u h o m e r o o m r e p o r t e r s to k n o w t h a t t h e s ta f f is g e t t i n g p r e t t y m a d W h y d o n t y o u get busy a n d h a n d i n some news please

What Would Happen U 1 The f c i i c l t e rs y o l amnesia 2 Yvonne Holmes kept quiet

Jar two seconds 3 No one had to pay a l i -

b r a r y fine 4 Homer Allington grew 5 B r u c e Fros f S m i l e d m o r e

o[en ( ans i oe r twenty girls i n s t e a d o f jive following him arotind)

5 B o b b y - L o i J L jon r e a l l y d i d r u n away

7 Eddie Kaelber didnt go to Rochester d u r t n g every va-cation

8 Every one did eiery t h i n g t h a t h e ttgtas t o l d t bull d o

T h r e e baseba l l games are to be p l a y e d t h i s w e e k to h e l p ca t ch u p w i t h t h e schedu le O n M o n d a y t h e D o d g e r s w i l l oppose t h e C a r d i n a l s Tuesday t h e G i a n t s p l a y t h e C u b s a n d on Wednesday t h e Y a n k e e s w i l l oppose t h e Sena to r s T h e one game so f a r has been b e t w e e n t h e Red Sox a n d t h e T i g e r s T h e Red Sox c a p -t a i n e d b y S ie f t s w o n t h e s lug f a s t b y t h e score o f 13 to 5

T h e boys w h o h a v e r e a c h e d t h e second r o u n d I n t h e b a d m i n -t o n t o u r n a m e n t a r e L a n g a n d F l e m i n g T h e p i n g p o n g w i n n e r s a n d leaders are l i s t ed b e l o w

8 - A mdash L u n d e 8 - A mdash R o b e r t s 8 - A mdash D a r e s s 8 - B mdash P a r k e s 8- B mdash D o n i g e r 9 - A mdash G u l l e t t 9 - A mdash A l l i n g t o n 9 - A mdash B o h n g _BmdashFie lds 9 - B mdash Z e i d e l g - A mdash A l l e n

B y F A N C I S S H A V E R I w as s p e n d i n g t h e e v e n i n g a t

h o m e Reason dear dear M a t h h o m e w o r k f h a d been h a v i n g a f a i r l y b a d t i m e o f i t w h e n t h e r e was a n i n t e r r u p t i o n i n m y V i r g i -l i a n p o n d e r i n g T h i s i n t h e f o r m o f a M r s V a n S n i c k e r s c a l l i n g A f t e r l i s t e n i n g a b i t to t h e mos t augus t ( ) c o n v e r s a t i o n w h i c h t o o k place I d e c i d ed t h a t w h a t M r s W w o r e to t h e C h a r i t y B a l l d i d n t a d d m u c h to t h e a l g eb ra p r o b l e m a t h a n d a n d t r i e d to get a b s o r b -ed i n m y w o r k w h e n I was s t a r t -l ed b y t h e s h r i l l notes o f W i l -l i a m T e l l O v e r t u r e a n d a c r y o f H y - o S i l v e r T h e Lane Range r

I l o o k e d at m o t h e r h o p i n g she w o u l d t e l l J u n i o r to t u r n i t o f t so she c o u l d h e a r a b o u t t h e l a t es t t h i n g f r o m S c h i a p e r e l l i w h e n I was s t a r t l e d by a s h r i e k f r o m M r s V a n S n i c k e r s O h g o o d y l T h e L o n e Range r I j u s t l o v e h i m T h e cause was hopeless M y ears soon became accus tomed to the shots and screams o f t h i s mos t e x c i t i n g d r a m a and I t u r n e d aga in t o m y w o r k 2 t i m e s 3 t i m e s 4 p l u s 5 d i v i d e d b y b y 6 s u b t r a c t mdash D i d anyone l e t t h e cat ou t I can t f i n d h e r a n y h e r e ( t h i s f r o m f a t h e r )

T h e n o f course ensued a m a d search f o r o u r be l o v ed pussy w h o was f i n a l l y d i s c o v e r e d r e c l i n i n g a t op the r e f r i g e r a t o r mdash d i v i d e d b y mdash H a r r y w i l l p o r k chops be a l l r i g h t f o r d i n n e r t o m o r r o w P o r k s gone u p y o u k n o w mdash H a r r y assents a f t e r d e l i v e r i n g a f i v e - m i n u t e speech c o n c e r n i n g W a l l S t r e e t a n d e c o n o m i c c o n d i -t i o n s i n F r a n c e D i v i d e d by 8 t i m e s 2mdash M a r y w i l l y o u please h e l p me w i t h m y p a r t P u h - l e e z g i v e me m y cues Yes dear h e l p J a n e y f r o m m o t h e r The r e s n o t h i n g l e f t to do

I n w a r d l y g r o a n i n g I consent A f t e r a b o u t 10 m i n u t e s I r e t u r n e d to m y m a t h T i m e s 2 m i n u s 1 5 mdash I t wa s n o w 830 u p to bed c h i l d r e n says m o t h e r chee r -f u l l y J u s t a m i n u t e m o r e p lease A t n i n e o c lock Y o u m u s t go t o bed n o w d e a r P lease m o m I h a v e n t h a l f f i n i s h e d

T h e n m y b i g s i s t e r e n t e r e d w i t h h e r tiest g i r l f r i e n d L i z z i e T h e t op i cs o f d i scuss ion seemed t o be B i l l a n d Joe and w h y one was b e t t e r t h a n t h e o t h e r T h i s w as t i r e some M a r y sa id m y f a t h e r Y o u m u s t go t o b e d I w e a k l y p r o t e s t e d a n d w e n t to b e d I s tayed a f t e r s choo l t h e f o l l o w i n g a f t e r n o o n f o r no t d o i n g m y h o m e -w o r k

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