vol. 3 no.3 · hello justice page rhinos. today i will be talking about fake people! you guys...
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November 20th, 2017 Justice Page Middle School Minneapolis, MN Volume 3 No. 3
JPMSVisitedByFormerNASAAstronaut BY:Mr.K.
OnNovember,JPMSwasvisitedbyformerastronautDanielBrandenstein.Mr.BrandensteinflewfourNASAshuttlemissionsbetween1983and1992,piloting4orNASA’s5spaceshuttles.Duringthosemissions,Mr.BrandensteinandhiscrewssetnumerousNASArecords(atthetime)includinglongestshuttlemission(12days)andmostspacewalksinasinglemission(4).Hegaveatwenty-minutepresentationintheAuditorium,thenledaquestionandanswersessioninMr.K.’ssecondhourclass.ItwasanhonorandApleasuretomeetsomeonethathasleftthisplaneton4separateoccasionsandhasaccomplishedsomuch.
SmartiesBY:BertHudson
MaybeI'mjustoutoftheloop,butwhydoesthisschoolseemtohaveanobsessionwithSmarties?Theytastelikechalkwithhighfructosecornsyrupdumpedonit.Andwhyarepeopleinhalingthem?Thatisanidioticwaytogetbreathingproblems!Whyarekidstryingtogethighonsugarbyvapingit?Thenameisironic.Itseemsasiftheyaremakingpeopledumber.Just,WHY?
REMEMBER:NOSCHOOLWEDNESDAY,THURSDAYOR
FRIDAYDUETOTHETHANKSGIVINGHOLIDAY!
Editorial:SchoolFoodBY:SumayoandOlive Youlikefoodbutyoumaynotlikeschoolfood.Weneedmoreoptions.Insteadoffoodthatislowerqualityandbroughttoschool,weshouldhaveoptionswhereeveryonecanhaveachoiceoffoodtheylike,thatismadeINschool.Atleasteverymonthweshouldhaveasurveyaskingkidswhattheywouldlikeforlunch.Thatway,wecanmakeamenuusingthetopchoices.
Peopledon’talwayseatschoolfood,sotheygohomehungryandgrumpy.WENEEDMOREENERGYandtheonlywaytodothatistohavehealthier,unprocessedfoodthatwewillactuallyenjoy.
Schoolfoodhasbeenatopicofdiscussionsincebeforeevenyourteacherswereinschool.Whatare
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SuperHeroStories
Editorial:ShortPeopleRightsBY:CarolineClaeson
Iamwritingthisarticletoinformyouaboutthelackofshortpeoplerightsinourcommunity.Iwalkdownthehall,beingjustoverfivefeettallandallthetitansstridingwiththeirboomingstepsrunrightintome.Iamapersontoo.Peoplecantakeourstuffandeasilyholditoverourheads.Justbecauseweareshortthinkthattheyhavetherighttopickusup.Alongwiththat,weareabletoreachthetalldrinkingfountainbutapparentlyifweareinlinepeopleexpectustomoveonovertotheshortdrinkingfountain.Thereisareasonnobodyusestheshortdrinkingfountains!Thewaterisalwayswarm,andbarelygoesaninchabovethespout.Itseemsthatthearchitectsoftodayareunfamiliarwiththeideaofashortperson.Manycabinetsareoutofreach,forcingustoclimbontothecountertogetaccess!Thishasbeenashortrantonthestrugglesofbeingshort.
SuperdogsBY:LuciaGomezInadifferentworldwheredog’stalkandhave….superpowers!Andtheygoonadventuresandeatbones,chickenbonesespecially.MynameisThornhead!Nicetomeatyou!Whatisyoursuperheroname?
Editorial:FakePeopleBY:IsraOmar
HelloJusticePageRhinos.TodayIwillbetalkingaboutFAKEPEOPLE!Youguysalreadyknowthere’sfakepeopleeverywhere.Someofyourfriendscanbefake.Youknowfriendscomeandgo,butfamilyalwaysstay.Fakepeoplecanbeatourschool.Wedon’twantfakepeople,wewantREALpeople.Soifyouknowanyfakepeople,ignorethem.BeREAL..Also,ifYou’refakeyourself,youneedtochilloryouwanthavefriends.Everyonelookaroundinyourclass.Wedon’twantfakepeople.Pleasechangepeoplegetbulliedforthis.THANKYOU.
IfIWasASuperhero
IwouldhavetelekinesisbecauseIwouldbefightingvillains,andifyouwerelosingthenyouwouldbeabletomovesomethingtohitthemorifyouwerelazyyoutopickstuffupwithyourmind.Mynamewouldbe...IronKiwi!
AnInspirationalQuoteBreakdownBY:ChloeBitney
Thisquoteissayingthatyouneedtostruggletosucceed.Thisisallwrong.Ifyouwerelookingforafactlikehowmanypeopleareonearthforanassignment,youcanjustusetheinternetwithoutstruggling.Imeanmistakesaren'tbadoranything,butwhywouldpeoplepressurestudentstostruggle?
Thisisjustmakingpeopleworkwaytoohard.Ifsomeonewashalfdead,workingonanELAessay,theirwritingisgonnareflectthat.Thatprettymuchmeansthattheirwritingisgoingtobecompletetrash.Butifthestudenttookabreakandwentbacktotheassignmentlater,theycouldwritelikeaproauthor.
CreativeWriting
Life BY:LuciaGomez
Lifeislikeananimal Trappedinacage
Butlifeisnotlikeananimaltrappedinacage It’sasoultrappedinabody
Andsoonthatsoulescapesthatbody Andfliesupwhereitmeetsothersouls.
TheFamilyVacation:Part1 BY:LuciaGomez
Ihavesevensisters,andIaminthemiddle.Letmetellyoutheirnames.MybigsisteriscalledJoanna,thenthealmostbigsisterEvelyn,thenitisJessica,andthenme.Thetwinsandmybabysister,thosearemylittlesisters.
Letmetellyouofastorythatmeandmyfamilywillneverforget.Iwascomingbackfromschoolwhenmymomsaidthatshewasgoingtotellussomething.Shesaidthatweweregoingcamping.Atfirstiwasexcited,butthenwhenwewerepackingIthoughtthatmeandmysistersfor10hourswasnotgoingtohappen.Alsointents.Maddie,oneofthetwins,can’tevensleeponthefloor.Atleastwearetakingairbedswiththetwins.Momsaidthatwewereleavingtomorrowbecausetodaywasthelastdayofschool.Sowewerepackinglikecrazy.Weweredoneat10:36PM.Soweneededtogotosleepbecausewewereleavingat7:00AM.Iputmyalarmandfellasleep.ZZZZZZ.
AFictionStory:Part1 BY:OliveStrike (Readaboutagirlwhoisunwanted,butfindsherselfinanotherworldonceshesaysthetruth.)
At22Idroppedoutofcollege.Couldn’tstandit.AllthepeoplewhisperingasIwalkedby.Iwasdefinitelynotliked.EverydayIcouldhearthemsaying,“LookatJamie,”whichwasthenicknametheygaveme.MyrealnameisJean,buttheydidn’tcare.Ithasbeenayearsincethen,butpeoplestilldon’tlikeme.IsitbecauseIamugly?IsitbecauseIdon’thavebotharms?Well,Idon’t.Atage3Ilostmyarminacarcrash.Myparentsweredevastated,becausethebabysitterwasdriving.Shewasmyonlyfriend,andshewasfired. Theywouldn’tletmeplaywithotherkids,myparentsImean.TheytoldmeIwastoospecial,butIknowtherealreasonnow.Kidswouldscreamatmynubofanarmandrunaway.Myparentswouldn’twantmetosufferlikethat. Myparentsweresomadatmefordroppingout.Theypayedforcollege,andIsaidtheschoolcouldkeepthemoney.Manyafightoverthis,overandoveragain,myparentsmadandmesad.ButIwaspersistent,andIwon. Ihadwantedtobecomeadoctor,buttheacademywouldn’thaveletmeinanyway,consideringIcouldn’tusebotharmstodowhatadoctordoes. IthoughtoverthisasIreadthejobsIcouldhaveinmycondition.Then,Iheardacrashandsuddenlyeverythingwentblack.
PranksBy:IngridBarahonaMaravilla,MaryJaneAcevedoSaldana
Pranksarethingsthatalotofpeopledotooneanother.Sometimesitcanbetogetrevengeorjustforfun.Sohereare3pranksthatareeasytomake/do.
WARNING:HAVEPERMISSION(fromaguardiantodoittosomeone)
1. Jello-MakeonecupofKool-AidandonecupofJello.PutastrawinandgiveJellocuptothemwhileyourdrinkingyourssotheywon'tsuspect.
2. Toothbrush-Findtheperson'stoothbrush.Lookatthecolorofthetoothpaste.Findafoodcoloringthatcancomeoffandleaveitwhereitwas.
3. Sodacan-Getatleasttwocansofsodaandgluethetopofonesowhentheytrytoopenittheywon’tbeabletoandyouwillbedrinkingyours.
GuineaPigsAreGreatPets BY:LuciaGomezTodayI’mgoingtoprovetoyouthatguineapigsaregreatpets.
1. Guineapigsalwaysstaycleanandrarelyneedbaths.
2. Ayoungguineapigcanrunwhentheironlythreehoursold.
3. Guineapigshideinobjects,butcomeoutwhensomeoneisneartheirhabitatwhichmakesiteasiertoplaywiththem
NEWSOFTHEREALM BY:ZacharyTaschler
Unbeknowntous,aseparaterealityrunsintandemwithours.Itisarealmbeforeguns,arealmofdragons,arealmofmagic,andbestofall,arealmof…nerds.OtherwiseknownasafterschoolD&DClub.Thispageexiststotellyouthelegendandloreofthismysticalrealm,andallwhoresideinit.
Today,our(notsomuch)heroes,slaughteredanorphanage,spontaneouslycombustedgotresurrected,bypassedanarmyofgiantspiders(notbeforelosingoneoftheirnumber),decapitatedademon,foughtweirdhellspidersofdoom,escapedonasharkwhale(nottobeconfusedwiththewhaleshark),setfiretoapirateship,andencounteredthedreadedsquirrelfish(Don’task.Youdon’twanttoknow).
TheDeweyDecimalSystemRESEARCHEDBY:KayanaSmith LookatwhattypesofbooksusetheseDeweyNumbers
000’sGeneralWorks 000ComputerScience 020Libraries 030EncyclopediasandBooksofFacts 050Magazines 070Newspapers
500Science&mathematics 510Mathematics 520Astronomy,StarsandPlanets 530-540PhysicsandChemistry 550Earth,Weather,Biomes 560Paleontology,Dinosaurs 570Lifesciences 580Plants 590Animals(notpetsorfarm)
100Philosophy&Psychology 120Humankind 130ParanormalandGhosts 150Psychology,OpticalIllusions 160Logic 170Ethics(moralphilosophy) 180-190Philosophy
600Technology(appliedsciences) 610Medicine 620Cars,Trucks,Ships,Engineering 630Agriculture,Gardens,Farms,Pets 640Homeeconomics&FamilyLiving 670Makingproductstosell 690HowBuildingsaremade
200Religion 220Bible 230-280Christianity 290Otherreligionsandmythology
700TheArts 710-730Artbycategory 740Drawingandhowtodrawbooks 750Painting&paintings(museums) 770Photography 780Music 790Sports,Dance,Theater
300SocialSciences 340Law,Constitution 350Government 360PoliceandFiremen 390Customs398.2Fairy&FolkTales
800Literature 808JokesandRiddles 810Americanliterature 811Poetry 822Shakespeare
400Language 410LinguisticsandSignLanguage 420GrammarandDictionaries 430German 440French 460Spanish
900GeographyandWorldHistory 910Geography,travel 920and921Biography 950HistoryofAsia 960HistoryofAfrica 970HistoryofNorthAmerica
Usingthebooktitlesbelow,inwhichnumbercategorynumberwouldyouplacethemin?(ANSWERSBELOW!)1.Frogs2.TheU.S.Constitution 3.GreatGhost4.ToRoot…WhatisaVerb?5.CheckitOut,theBookAboutLibraries6.MagicEye 7.BeautyandtheBeast 8.Earth 9.AfaithLikeMine10.BowHunting11.RosaParks12.TheTitanic13.HowtoWritePoetry14.ALightintheAttic15.EncyclopediaofPresidents16.LookWhatCamefromtheU.S.17.Snowboarding18.Horses
Answers:1.5902.3403.1304.4205.0206.1507.3988.5509.22010.79011.97012,91013.81014.81015.03016.03017.79018,590
MovieReviews
TheHeathers BY:KayChulaJacobs
Haveyoueverwonderedwhypeoplekillpeopleandhowthekillergotawaywithit?
Ifyouhave,orevenifyouhavenotandjustwantagoodmovietosee,tryTheHeathers.Nowifyoudon’twanttoseeanotherhighschoollovestory80’smovie,don’tworrybecausethisonehasmorethanthat.VeronicaSawyer(WinonaRyder)isanindependentgirlwhohasagreattalentofwritingwhochoosestobefriendswiththemostpopulargirlsinschoolTheHeathers(KimWalker,LisanneFalk,andShannenDoherty)andasthetypical80’spopulargirlsthey’rethe“pretty”girlsandcrueltothe“nerdykids”. LaterinthemovieVeronicafallsinlovewiththedarkandmysteriousJasonDean(ChristianSalter)theydecidethatthewaytorevengeonthepopularkidsisdeath!SoIhopeyouenjoythismovie,havefun!!!
Clueless BY:KayChulaJacobs
Haveyoueverdonesomethingthatyouthoughtwasrightbutintheenditturnedhorribleandthenyoufeltso….CLUELESS!!!Ifyouhavethenyoumightbeinterestedinthismovie! AsyouwatchthisfunandcrazymovieyouwillseethewonderfulCherHorowitz(AliciaSilverstone)ayounggirlwhohaseverythingandcanfindherwayoutofeverything.Sheisalsooneofthemostpopulargirlsinschool,butshemightbealittleselfish.Whenshetriestouseherpopularityforgood,CherandherbestfriendDionne(StaceyDash)decideto“help”theyounghelpless,cluelessTai(BrittanyMurphy)thenewgirlwhoseemstobewildandcrazyandjustneedsalittle“helpfittingin”. OnthisjourneyyouseeCherfindoutwhoshereallyiswiththehelpofherex-stepbrotherJosh(PaulRudd),friends,andlifeitself.SoIwishyouluckonthesewonderful“ASIF!!!!!”moments.Hopeyoulikeit!
HoroscopeBY:BertHudson
Everynewspaperneedsone.So,hereisahoroscopeorsomething.Aries:Youwillsucceedinaclassyouwerenotsoconfidentabout.Taurus:Youwillfindanewhobbyinlife.Gemini:Youwillfindsomethingyouhavelost.Cancer:Youwillfindadiscoverynotyetdiscovered.Leo:Youwillseethingsdifferentlythanyoudidbefore.Virgo:Youshallhaveastrangestreakofluck.Libra:Youwillbearolemodeltoanother.Scorpio:Youwillboredlywriteahoroscopeinaschoolnewspaper.Sagittarius:Youshallbecomealeaderamongfriends.Capricorn:Youshallbreakthemold.Pisces:Youshallknowsomethingyoudidnotseebefore.
ComicsBY:DevinWooldridge
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ContributorsMaryJaneAcevedoSaldanaMuhammedAl-Homoud
ChloeBitneyIngridBarahonaMaravilla
CarolineClaseonLuciaGomezBertHudsonAshaHussein
KayChulaJacobsIsraOmar
KayanaSmithOliveStrike
ZacharyTaschlerDevinWooldridge
Mr.K.
RequirementstoattendtheValleyfairfieldtrip:- No more than 20 tardies * - No more than 5 hall sweep catches* - No more than 10 days unexcused absent * - No more than 5 referrals * - No more than 5 days in or out of school suspension * - Cannot be suspended at the time of the event
* = from October 1st to June 1st
ForFunCOMPILEDBY:AshaHussein
HomegrownMemesBY:MuhammedAl-Homoud
What’sForLunch?
2017-2018MPSHighSchoolInformationNights
Meetteachers,tourbuildingsandpreviewcurriculum.Theseeventsareforstudentsin8thgradeaswellWashburn-201W.49thSt.S.,Minneapolis,MN55419Thursday,November30,from6-8pmSouthwest-3414W.47thSt.,Minneapolis,MN55410Thursday,December7,from6-8pmFair-10S.10thSt.,Minneapolis,MN55403Wednesday,January10,from6-8pmSouth-313119thAve.S.,Minneapolis,MN55407Thursday,January11,from6-8pm