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Irresi�ible gifts at a�ronomical prices.
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LOGOA$$BIG
For once, your logo can be any size you want. B7FJR $145,000
Want a bigger logo than ad space allows? Consider these medium upgrades.
B8JDN Mowed into a crop circle$3,000,000
B3KDN Projected on the moon$22,500,000
B6XXL Tattooed on Kim Kardashian’s backside$509,200,000
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PUSHOVERAE
Account executive getting too sassy? This is the AE whose sole
purpose is to please.D3OSK $140/hr
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WORLDWIDE BRAND
Your favorite ad recreated just for you. Legal fees and court costs included.
C9VOD $225,000,000
P lagiarism
Telepathic MEDIA BUY
Know exactly who’s going to watch what before it even airs.F4PCZ $86,500,000,000
ATTITUDE-FREEArt Director
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Only one available! E2KCW Call for pricing.
HALL PASSSocial Media
Negatively respond to all negativity with absolutely no repercussions. H2WKH $6,000,000,002
ALWAYS-ON-TIMEMachinee
With this gift of time, make endless revisions
without ever missing a deadline.
A3KFB $81,000,000
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AD BUFFET
All of the ads you want. Anywhere. Everywhere. Anytime. One low price. I7MNH $7,000,150,000
All - You - Can -Run