Special Kisses

Speaker One: Since you won’t show me love over text. How is my arse funny?

Speaker Two: (laughs)

Speaker One: Hmmm

Speaker Two: Sorry it’s my humour, I’m only playing.

Speaker One: You will be. I won’t be giving you special kisses at this rate…Do you want my special kisses?

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Bless you don’t even know what my special kisses are

Speaker Two: What are they?

Speaker One: They’re kisses on your lips

Speaker Two: Ok

Speaker One: Do you understand?

Speaker Two: I’m not daft

Speaker One: Do you like special kisses? I was making sure you’re all innocent

Speaker Two: Why would you like me to be innocent?

Speaker One: Didn’t think you would know one hundred percent to be honest… You can be anything you want. I will adapt. I just want to give you normal special kisses

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What are you? You seem very innocent

Speaker Two: I am

Speaker One: Special Kiss?

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You wish

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Still time for one? I will leave the house in 15 minutes if you say yes after that I am in my pyjamas

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You be chicken I can tell

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Ok tomorrow night you want a special kiss? Pinkie promise?

Speaker Two: Pinkie Promise

Speaker One: I meant pinkie promise you will chicken out. You won’t even send a dirty picture or talk to me.

Krystina: You don’t know me

Speaker One: Well show me

Speaker Two: No Thank you. Goodbye

Speaker One: Goodbye? why?

Speaker Two: I don’t appreciate you taking the piss out of me

Speaker One: Piss?

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I was trying to sound seductive. I would never be a dick to you.

Speaker Two: Ok

Speaker One: Forgive me? I will make it up to you after I have finished at the gym

Speaker Two: its ok it doesn’t matter

Speaker Two: I want to make it up to you.

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As it was my tongue that made the mistake maybe we should punish it

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Any ideas how?

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I do

Speaker Two: What are your ideas?

Speaker One: Basically because my tongue was out of line and so was my mouth. You get to sit on my face tomorrow and fuck my face

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That’s fair isn’t it?

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Even trade?

Speaker Two: I don’t know

Speaker One: Make sure she is shaven. What else could you want to make it fair?

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Why don’t we go on holiday together?

Speaker Two: You make me nervous

Speaker One: Why?

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In case I am a psycho or in case I am attractive.

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We do not have to do anything. We can just have a chat.

Speaker Two: When I am free

Speaker One: I only need thirty minutes. I just want to see your flesh.

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Thirty Minutes?

Speaker Two: Maybe

Speaker One: Please. Why do I make you nervous?

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I will make it worth your while.

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Or even tonight?

Speaker Two: You just do.

Speaker One: In what way?

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You can bring a friend. You know I am not a looney.

Speaker Two: I don’t know

Speaker One: Just say yes. We will both know then

Speaker Two: I have gone out sorry.

Speaker One: Tomorrow?

Speaker Two: This is a bad idea

Speaker One: Why?

(Pause)

I am not vain or a dick let me judge

(Pause)

I think we should meet we can always be friends.

Speaker Two: You intimidate me

Speaker One: That’s bullshit!

Speaker Two: No it’s not

Speaker One: Kisses and cuddles we can take it from there

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What are you doing now?

Speaker Two: I am at uni

Speaker One: Which university? I can come and see you for fifteen minutes if you have the time?

Speaker Two: That’s a bad idea

Speaker One: When do you finish?

Speaker Two: Late

Speaker One: I could shower you down or lick you clean.

Speaker Two: I am working

Speaker One: Tease

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Stop restricting me

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You sure you would not like a lift home

Speaker Two: I am sure thank you I will walk

Speaker One: Are you sure I am dying to see you

Speaker Two: Walking is good for me

Speaker One: Your intimidated how can I stop you feeling like this?

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Send me a picture

(Pause)

Send me a picture

Speaker Two: Why

Speaker One: I want to see your face and body

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Yes?

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I want to check you out

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Show me…You don’t know what I like and what I don’t like

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Sweetie

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I like your face

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Right nothing else to say?

Speaker Two: What do you want me to say?

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Would you like me to apologise?

Speaker One: Yes

Speaker Two: Sorry

Speaker One: You mean it

Speaker Two: Yes

Speaker One: You lead me on

Speaker Two: No I didn’t

(Pause)

Look I am sorry honestly I am not that sort of person.

Speaker One: You owe me

Speaker Two: How?

Speaker One: Tomorrow!

Speaker Two: I can’t

Speaker One: When do you finish?

Speaker Two: I finish late.

Speaker One: I need thirty minutes

Speaker Two: I don’t have time sorry

Speaker One: Lunch?

Speaker Two: I don’t have lunch

Speaker One: Make One

Speaker One: I work through it sorry

Speaker One: You owe me.

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Are you a virgin?

Speaker One: I think you need to act like a women and not a girl

Speaker Two: How?

Speaker One: Don’t be afraid

Speaker Two: That easier said than done

Speaker One: You have had it on a plate. Now you need to work for it.

Speaker Two: Okay

Speaker One: Now it depends how good you suck.

Speaker Two: I really could not care.

Speaker One: Really? Would licking you not be any good?

Speaker Two: I am not fussed.

Speaker One: You can sit on my face

Speaker Two: I do not like your cup of tea

Speaker One: What do you mean?

(Pause)

Would you not like that?

Speaker Two: I don’t know

Speaker One: Do not play

Speaker Two: Play?

Speaker One: I am going to on Sunday

Speaker Two: Right

Speaker One: You will be on the edge of exploding…

I hope you realise when I fuck I like doing it for some time rather than a quick twenty minutes

Speaker Two: I am not fucking you

Speaker One: I am fucking you

Speaker Two: You are not fucking me

Speaker One: I will bend you over the bed and do as I please

(Pause)

Wait till I start biting you. Seriously

Speaker Two: Are you aggressive?

Michael: I bite

Speaker Two: Does it hurt?

Speaker One: Until you scream

What are you up to?

Speaker Two: ill on my sofa

Speaker One: I was going to come and finger you.

Speaker Two: Pleasant

Speaker One: I am frustrated I will find someone else tonight

Speaker Two: You just walked past me on Northumberland Street

Speaker Two: No way where? I honestly did not see you.

Speaker Two: Northumberland Street

Speaker One: I did not see you

Us Nothing Else

Speaker One: I’m not important to u

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when u don’t reply something happen to me

Speaker Two: ur crazy

Speaker One: I’m not crazy

(Pause)

r u upset

Speaker Two: ur frightening me

Speaker One: don’t go anywhere just talk to me ok

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u just care about yourself not about me

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I wanna see u

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Why no answer what’s the matter

Speaker Two: It has been 2 mins I am not going to speak to u ur getting full on

Speaker One: don’t be upset with me

Speaker Two: u are possessive and needy

Speaker One: u r angry

Speaker Two: Yeh

Speaker One: I’m sorry babe

Speaker Two: Ok

Speaker One: can we meet somewhere

Speaker Two: I’ll think about it

Speaker One: please for me

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Where are you

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Why u hurt me

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Why u doing this I’ve done something wrong

Speaker Two: I said I’ll think about it

Speaker One: ok u can take your time its ok at least chat to me

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I wana see u don’t refuse

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Where do u live

I wanna come your home

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Talk to me forget reading it’s so boring

Speaker Two: I love reading

Speaker One: But I love u

Speaker Two: your ridiculous

Speaker One: Then why don’t u reply

Speaker Two: I won’t reply then

Speaker One: Why u doing this

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Babe reply

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U changed

Speaker Two: I told u ur possessive and needy

Speaker One: but ur so rude

Speaker Two: I’m not rude

Speaker One: ok u r not rude but I wana talk to u every second

Speaker Two: Why every second

Speaker One: Why do you have a problem looking at ur phone

Speaker Two: cos I do other things

Speaker One: I don’t like if u talk with other guys online

Speaker Two: why

Speaker One: What u mean why I just don’t like it

Speaker Two: Ok

Speaker One: Give me a goodnight kiss

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Don’t say to me good night

(Pause)

Ur talking to other guy right not with me

Don’t u trust me

Speaker Two: I don’t know u to trust u

Speaker One: but we know each other we can trust each other

(Pause)

I told you before I really don’t like it when u chat online with other guys

(Pause)

now it’s time for us nothing else

Speaker Two: Ok

Speaker One: Thanks ur so sweet

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Babe can we see each other

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Talk to me

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Argh no time for me why

(Pause)

Where are u

Speaker Two: At home

Speaker One: Can I see you please

Speaker Two: No I have had a really long day I just want my own company

Speaker One: we are not going anywhere I just wanna call u

Speaker Two: No I just want to go to bed

Speaker One: Everytime why

Speaker Two: I am just tired I have had a really long day

Speaker One: please five mins

Speaker Two: No it wouldn’t be for five mins I just want to go to bed

Speaker One: You are the most beautiful girl in the world

(Pause)

Please I wanna see u I really don’t care how u look trust me and no more argument

Speaker Two: I’m not arguing why don’t u get it I have been at uni from nine till thirty mins ago I just wanna go to bed

Speaker One: least for five mins I promise no more

Speaker Two: No

Speaker One: I am upset with u I didn’t expect it from u

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why u don’t see I wanna see u all day I’ve been thinking about u

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Don’t u like it we spend time together

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I don’t fight with u . If u talk to to other guys i don’t like before I used to chat online with girls now I have stop now only chat with u.

Speaker Two: what’s ur point

Speaker One: will u be my girlfriend

Speaker Two: No

Speaker One: I wanna meet and wanna see u I really like u since first day

(Pause)

It’s ok u can take ur time i can understand we haven’t met

(Pause)

Tonight I want to take you for dinner

Speaker Two: I do not want to go for dinner with u

Speaker One: ok decide we can talk later

(Pause)

me and you talk tonight nothing else

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Tomorrow again you go to uni

Speaker Two: No I’m going home

Speaker One: that means u going away from me for two days

Speaker Two: yes so ?

Speaker One: will you miss me

Speaker Two: I don’t know you to miss you

Speaker One: what you mean u don’t know me

Speaker Two: I don’t know u

Speaker One: bebe tell me about u

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Speaker Two: what you want to know

Speaker One: about you what you want to do

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Your Hobbys

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Are you a virgin

because i wanna u be my girlfriend that’s y i asked u

Speaker Two: why is it important

Speaker One: i wanna about your past

Speaker Two: it’s none of your business

Speaker One: ok fine if you don’t wanna tell me

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it ought u upset with me

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Talk to me

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Ok sorry again don’t be upset with me

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Talk to me I promise I wont ask u again

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Why u ignoring me

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Or u chat with other guys online

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I’m really sorry I will never ask u again anything like that sorry

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Listen I don’t wanted to hurt u I waana make u happy I will never ever ask u again talk to me i can’t sleep

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ur beautiful and honest

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i waana see u for only 1 min ok promise one more don’t refuse otherwise my heart will be broken

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Why u going I will miss u so much plz come bk on Monday

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Speaker Two: Sorry

Speaker One: I know but u should give me time as well

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U have no time for me why

Speaker Two: If I want to go home I will go home you do not tell me when I come back I am independent do not try and control me

Speaker One: I know ur independent I’m not try to control u don’t worry babe honestly I goona miss u so much

(Pause)

Honestly how long u going for

Speaker Two: It’s none of ur business

Speaker One: u think so it’s none of my business ur so rude

Speaker Two: U don’t know me

Speaker One: for how long plz

Speaker Two: I don’t know

Speaker One: ok can I come with u for 2 days

Speaker Two: No way

Speaker One: why not r u shy

(Pause)

What am I gonna do without u

Speaker Two: Don’t be so dramatic

Speaker One: ok promise when u go home we will talk everyday

Speaker Two: no I’m not promising that

Speaker One: Why every time no

(Pause)

Upload a picture I wanna see u

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U know what I feel for u ur different than other girls

Speaker Two: How am I different

Speaker One: I’m mean ur honest caring i think ur got everything I wanna in girl u not like my ex

Speaker Two: how do u know I’m honest and caring

Speaker One: I’ve been talking to u past three days at least I can say definitely ur honest

(Pause)

U cheated on me I won’t spare u they’ll come to take u I promise u

Speaker Two: your threatening me

Speaker One: I was angry that’s y I said I don’t do this with u if ur angry talk to me and give me punishment plz

Speaker Two: leave me alone you frighten me

Speaker One: I said sorry I won’t do this again sorry babe I can’t leave u why u don’t understand

Speaker Two: why don’t u understand u don’t know me u have not met me stop being forceful leave me alone

Speaker One: honestly I’m in love with u I can’t leave u I promise I will never do that again plz babe no more argument

Speaker Two: u don’t know me to be in love with me

Speaker One: I have not seen photo but I fell in love with u I don’t think first u seen person then u fell in love I can be happen

Speaker Two: It’s an infatuation

Speaker One: honestly I fell in love with u I know it sound’s little bit stranger we never met

(Pause)

Speaker Two: plz leave me alone

Speaker One: Its’ impossible I can’t leave u plz try to understand

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Please talk to me I can’t tolerate know I hurt u I’m so sorry ur so nice babe one more chance

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Please give me chance I’ll never hurt u again I feel more

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plz babe talk to me I’m cry I can’t leave without talk to plz and reply please

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listen I don’t wanna do anything I love u talk to me and don’t need to be afraid

Speaker Two: Please leave me alone

Speaker One: you mean forever

Speaker Two: yes

Speaker One: that’s impossible I could never let that happen.

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It’s ok now talk to me I’m missing you so much

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Just forget babe ur honest good girl that’s y I like u ur so different than other girls

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Can u send me one photo of u take now I wanna see u please don’t refuse

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Ok good night I love you so much take care

As If I found you

Funny old night … I’m glad I found you though

It’s all getting emotional here

Why do you ask?

Come on please say yes

Ahh right fair play as if I found you

So why you not revising

Liquid Nitrogen has always been nice to me

Come and join me

Am I a horrible person?

I would buy you flowers not her.

Why are you confused I don’t understand?

Maybe don’t make the kid cry

Wudnt’t mind you ere now ur all grown up

You can ask question’s I don’t mind

Well how about you lie next to me and close your eyes

I do hope you’re not insecure

Ye if you don’t mind me pressed against you

Are you sleeping?

Where you going?

30.00

I’m still laughing

So can I press you against the wall?

You just didn’t tell me what you was wearing, wanted to know if I had much to deal with

You are a book waiting to be opened

Hello stranger

Why do you ask?

You know you’re beautiful

Say yes or no

Oh my ghost

So what you doing now?

Friends

You are cold

Double bed or single? Move over

I don’t know why you just don’t say yes

You don’t seem happy today

I will just lie on you and make an x

I will be good

Not gonna say anything?

You disappeared last night

You having a good day?

I like it now you’re older. Now were both older let’s just say

I’ll be the judge of that

Who are you with?

I’m only messing you know. I’m really soft. I’m basically a doormat

Is okay your kill switch

I mean it you’re alright you

Please don’t laugh

Okay fine I am asking now

As if I found you

You always had a certain taste I thought

You wanna just tell me

By the way where have you been all day

Why aint you partying

We never shared our tastes

I quit smoking a month ago

Haa weed as well

I need to go to sleep

I didn’t mean stop

I was joking

Fair point

You don’t want to talk to me now?

So what are you doing?

I am just trying to explain

You still out

Long-time no speak

I’ve got work at ten

Sorry hun my battery died

Finals are chronic its pissing annoying I hope your alright

Yeah I still say words different

How did the partying go

Its full time and good pay I can’t complain

It’s very windy outside

You are cold

Your friends with ghosts

You can ask questions I don’t mind

Yes or no what

I’ve been at the pub

Then can’t you answer with yes or no

Never seen red dwarf?

And an ironing board

Sorry

I’m a people pleaser

Be honest

Oh yeah

Manchester

Oh my Ghost

Long Story I’ll tell you one day

Glutton for punishment

Fair point

I might get it for you

Jack Cross

Am I

What happened?

I do

Why?!

Takes after his Dad

Mannn Sorry

Why you ask?

Did I pass the test?

Oh really go on

I’m no slag

Sounds Fun

Yeah so did I

Never Mind

Funny old night

Goodnight

Nite nite

Do I get a goodnight kiss?