Remember to go – Sat. Feb. 11, 2012Remember to go – Sat. Feb. 11, 2012

Remember to Donate – Silent & ServiceRemember to Donate – Silent & Service

Remember to bid on favorite stuffRemember to bid on favorite stuff

Remember to have eat, drink and have funRemember to have eat, drink and have fun

Remember to Improvise all evening (at least!)Remember to Improvise all evening (at least!)

A Night A The Improv

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Right out front for Right out front for church services.church services.

Good for one year Good for one year starting 3/01/12starting 3/01/12

Membership CommitteeMembership Committee

PricelessPriceless

Reserved Parking Space

Membership Committee

0202In Fellowship Hall at the top of the In Fellowship Hall at the top of the Name Tags. Easy to find …Name Tags. Easy to find …

Reserved Name Tag SpaceReserved Name Tag SpacePricelessPriceless

Art Class0303

Learn how to make Learn how to make simple and elegant simple and elegant works of art to adorn works of art to adorn gifts, as gifts, and gifts, as gifts, and just for your own just for your own enjoyment. Come for enjoyment. Come for the fun of it and take the fun of it and take with useful design with useful design and construction and construction skills.skills.

Jane KimballJane Kimball

6 x $156 x $15

Kerry Lantau

Come enjoy another fabulous Come enjoy another fabulous afternoon of great wine and food afternoon of great wine and food and conversation! We'll be sampling and conversation! We'll be sampling 3 white wines, 3 red wines, 2 3 white wines, 3 red wines, 2 dessert wines, and a couple of dessert wines, and a couple of Kerry's homemade wines. This event Kerry's homemade wines. This event will be held on Sunday, September will be held on Sunday, September 9th at 2:00 p.m.9th at 2:00 p.m.

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8 x $258 x $25

66thth Annual Winemaker’s Annual Winemaker’s Tasting Party!Tasting Party! 0404

Indian Cooking Lesson0505

Manish will guide you through preparation and cooking of 3-4 vegetarian Indian dishes (your choice and/or his suggestion). Ingredients provided for 1-4 people. Your home or his kitchen in Elgin (preferred). .

Manish and Diana JyotiManish and Diana Jyoti

2 x $252 x $25

Includes hors d'oeuvres, Includes hors d'oeuvres, beverages and desserts. We find beverages and desserts. We find out which gender knows the out which gender knows the most trivia. The Steroid & HGH most trivia. The Steroid & HGH free event is sanctioned by the free event is sanctioned by the Ancient Mystical Order of the Ancient Mystical Order of the Rhododendron and Rhododendron and Hermaphroditic Brachiopods.Hermaphroditic Brachiopods.

Tim and Chris DavisTim and Chris Davis

8 x $25 8 x $25 Trivial Pursuit Party # 19

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Fox Valley Folk FestivalA day at the 35th Annual Fox Valley Folk Festival – Island Park in Geneva on Labor Day Weekend. All-day passes for adults. Children are welcome – supervision is provided so adults can be in one place, children in another. Music, dancing, lessons, instruments, storytelling – Children's tent, vendors galore! Delicious picnic lunch included Labor Day weekend. - www.foxvalleyfolk.com Doug Pratt & Elizabeth Olson Doug Pratt & Elizabeth Olson

Shari Smagatz & Dan Kalkbrenner Shari Smagatz & Dan Kalkbrenner

8 x $208 x $200707

Baklava on Call0808

Give ample notice (plan Give ample notice (plan ahead) when you are ahead) when you are ready for your home ready for your home made Baklava. For a made Baklava. For a party, holiday, or just party, holiday, or just because you really want because you really want some amazing Baklava.some amazing Baklava.

3 Big Pans on Bid3 Big Pans on Bid

Tim & Elizabeth ClossonTim & Elizabeth Closson

3 x $403 x $40

Tutoring – Math & Science0909

1 hour of 1 hour of tutoring in tutoring in any math or any math or

science fieldscience field Stanley S. ForresterStanley S. Forrester

5 x $405 x $40

Surprises & Wines1010

There are going to be some There are going to be some bites (food) to surprise and bites (food) to surprise and delight you. Possibly a sweet delight you. Possibly a sweet or two but other, let us say... or two but other, let us say... more healthy nibbles. Paired more healthy nibbles. Paired with a choice selection of wines with a choice selection of wines to enjoy riverside with to enjoy riverside with delightful UU conversation, delightful UU conversation, music and summer breezes....music and summer breezes....

Saturday June 30th. Saturday June 30th. Anne Ward – Bob SandidgeAnne Ward – Bob Sandidge

6 x $28.996 x $28.99

Children's Literature Collection11 Minimum Bid $10011 Minimum Bid $100

A collection of about 50 books will be selected for any child ages 0-10 years.Approx. Tax Value - $250

Chris DavisChris Davis

Bike Ride & Lunch1212

Summer or early autumn. Bike the Fox River Trail to St. Charles, eat lunch at the Town House Books Cafe, and pedal back to Elgin. Date to be determined.

Approx. Value for Tax - $20.00

Chris DavisChris Davis

4 X $204 X $20

Spinning Lessons1313

Three one and a half hour sessions to learn the basics of spinning fleece into yarn on a treadle spinning wheel. We will work with both raw fleece and prepared roving. To be scheduled at our mutual convenience.

Suz StillingerSuz Stillinger

Tax Value $100Tax Value $100 1 X $50 1 X $50

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Dan and Kathy HislipDan and Kathy Hislip

8 x $258 x $25Spend an evening demonstrating your Spend an evening demonstrating your ability as a pool shark! The coveted ability as a pool shark! The coveted prize is the shark hat which can be prize is the shark hat which can be worn with pride for a year, then the worn with pride for a year, then the current champion gets to return and current champion gets to return and defend the title. Refreshments & defend the title. Refreshments & casual dinner. First Sat. Feb. 2013 casual dinner. First Sat. Feb. 2013

EVERYONE PLAYS – NO SPECTATORSEVERYONE PLAYS – NO SPECTATORS

Sharks & Hustlers Pool Tourney

Food Fire and Conversation1515

Warm food, fire andConversation on a Winter's eve at theBrosier's home. To Be Announced

Dan and Katherine BrosierDan and Katherine Brosier

4 x $254 x $25

Kindle Keyboard, Free 3G + WI-FI, 6” E Ink Display

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This amazing Amazon e-Reader also comes with a Kindle Lighted Leather Cover (Black).

Chris & Tim DavisChris & Tim Davis

$190$190

Garden Consulting1717

3 hours of garden consulting 3 hours of garden consulting Advice, research and assistance to Advice, research and assistance to help you with flowers, vegetables, help you with flowers, vegetables, container planting, shrubs and container planting, shrubs and trees. Help with plant, soil and pest trees. Help with plant, soil and pest problems, selecting plants for problems, selecting plants for particular spots, and starting new particular spots, and starting new gardens. Glad to share my gardens. Glad to share my University of Illinois Extension University of Illinois Extension Master Gardener training with you.Master Gardener training with you.Lydia LarrabeeLydia Larrabee

2 x $902 x $90

Flounder's Day Celebration1818

It's It's Founder's Days Founder's Days weekend in weekend in Algonquin but we like fish so Algonquin but we like fish so prefer to celebrate the Flounder prefer to celebrate the Flounder on this last weekend in July. on this last weekend in July. This event is for Sunday evening This event is for Sunday evening appetizers and dessert at Anne appetizers and dessert at Anne and Bob's cabin on the Fox. At and Bob's cabin on the Fox. At nightfall we'll head to the dock to nightfall we'll head to the dock to watch fireworks. Sunday July watch fireworks. Sunday July 29th.29th.

Anne Ward & Bob SandidgeAnne Ward & Bob Sandidge

$25 x 8$25 x 8

Pastel Painting Demonstration1919

"What is pastel? Is it chalk? Is it drawing or painting? How can I start?" I will answer these questions and more in a 1-1/2-hour demonstration and open discussion of the fascinating art medium of pastel. Saturday afternoon at UUCE, April 21. Teens & Adults.

Approx. Tax Value - $15 minimum

Dotty CarringiDotty Carringi

15 X $1515 X $15

Remember to go – Sat. Feb. 11, 2012Remember to go – Sat. Feb. 11, 2012

Remember to Donate – Silent & ServiceRemember to Donate – Silent & Service

Remember to bid on favorite stuffRemember to bid on favorite stuff

Remember to have eat, drink and have funRemember to have eat, drink and have fun

Remember to Improvise all evening (at least!)Remember to Improvise all evening (at least!)

A Night A The Improv

The INFAMOUS!!!!!Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Party

2020The River, the Flop, hold 'em or The River, the Flop, hold 'em or fold 'em… For 12 people. fold 'em… For 12 people. Includes casual supper. Grand Includes casual supper. Grand prize is the right to the Texas prize is the right to the Texas Hold ‘Em Hat and Eyewear for Hold ‘Em Hat and Eyewear for one year. The current champion one year. The current champion returns to defend the title!returns to defend the title!

Last Saturday in January 2013Last Saturday in January 2013

Dan & Kathy HislipDan & Kathy Hislip

$25 x 12$25 x 12

Hand Made Soap2121

Six Bars of Stephen’s Six Bars of Stephen’s Naturally Clean homemade Naturally Clean homemade soap. Choose your soaps soap. Choose your soaps from current inventory or from current inventory or request a special scent request a special scent combination of your own combination of your own invention!invention!

Stephen & Jennifer DayStephen & Jennifer Day

2 x $182 x $18

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Stephen & Jennifer DayStephen & Jennifer Day

8 x $258 x $25Here's your chance to re-live tonight's Here's your chance to re-live tonight's tapas buffet but on a smaller scale! tapas buffet but on a smaller scale! The Days will recreate a selection of The Days will recreate a selection of tapas they experienced on their trip to tapas they experienced on their trip to Spain in 2010 - including Salmorejo Spain in 2010 - including Salmorejo (cold tomato soup), Sopa de Ajo, (cold tomato soup), Sopa de Ajo, Moorish potatoes, Sangria, and much Moorish potatoes, Sangria, and much more! Date to be determined - most more! Date to be determined - most likely a Saturday in June or July!likely a Saturday in June or July!

A Night of Tapas

WomensWisdom History Theatre2323

Private Performance for you Private Performance for you and 10 of your special guests.and 10 of your special guests.

““A slut portraying a A slut portraying a Historical Woman Figure” Historical Woman Figure”

45 minute performance 45 minute performance 15 min. Q & A 15 min. Q & A

Jean-Marie Dwyer-WrigleyJean-Marie Dwyer-Wrigley

1 x $1751 x $175

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Mary Alice and Joe MasonickMary Alice and Joe Masonick

6 x $206 x $20Wildflower Brunch & Hike

Enjoy a hearty brunch followed by a late morning hike in Burnidge Forest Preserve where we’ll see more than a dozen spring wildflower species. Date is set for Saturday morning, April 14th.

Sermon: Topic Of Your Choosing2525

Another sermon Destined to be one of “Dan's Greatest Hits”

Rev. Dan BrosierRev. Dan Brosier

PricelessPriceless

Knitting Lessons2626

Three one and a half hour sessions to learn or improve your knitting skills. This can be for a beginner or for someone ready to venture into 4-needle knitting or Shetland Lace. To be scheduled at our mutual convenience.

Suz StillingerSuz Stillinger

Tax Value $100Tax Value $100 2 X $50 2 X $50

XBOX 3602727

Fun for the whole family - Fun for the whole family - 2005 original xbox360 with 2005 original xbox360 with 18 games, 2 wireless 18 games, 2 wireless controllers, wireless controllers, wireless headset, wireless headset, wireless networking adapter and networking adapter and remote control.remote control.

Ryan FlanaganRyan Flanagan

1 x $2501 x $250

Oktoberfest!

Oktoberfest! Enjoy Oktoberfest at the Schmidlin’s. We’ll provide the best of local foods and beers, a bonfire and rollicking good fun.

28 - 40 max x $25

Andrea & GregSchmidlin

Piano Tuning2929

Piano Tuning by Middle Piano Tuning by Middle C Piano TuningC Piano Tuning

A professional piano A professional piano tuning to bring joy into tuning to bring joy into your home.your home.

Zachary LaMotteZachary LaMotte

1 x $751 x $75

City Lights Chicago Cruises3030

2 ea. $80 All inclusive passes 2 ea. $80 All inclusive passes on any City Lights Cruise – 3 on any City Lights Cruise – 3 Hour party cruise, Casual hot Hour party cruise, Casual hot buffet, DJ entertainment and buffet, DJ entertainment and dancing, 2 free beverages.dancing, 2 free beverages.

Plus Six $40 Yacht Cruise Plus Six $40 Yacht Cruise Tickets valid Fri. Sat. Sun. Tickets valid Fri. Sat. Sun. $14 departure fee and 2 drink $14 departure fee and 2 drink minimum. minimum.

It's a Party PackageIt's a Party Package

Jim & Valerie HowellsJim & Valerie Howells

$400 Value$400 Value

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Mila & Karl BrinkerMila & Karl Brinker

6 x $206 x $20Join Mila & Karl Brinker for a relaxing summer evening in our screened in porch. We will serve appetizers, drinks (summer sangria), salad (fresh from our garden), dinner (Karl’s awesome home smoked salmon), dessert, conversation and laughter.

Event Date: Saturday August 11th

A Midsummer Night’s Dinner

Horseback Riding Lessons3232

By appointment - Good By appointment - Good for one riding lesson (in a for one riding lesson (in a group setting). Each group setting). Each lesson is 30 minutes of lesson is 30 minutes of grooming time and one grooming time and one hour of riding instruction. hour of riding instruction.

Joan SchultzJoan Schultz

2 x $202 x $20

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels3333

2 tickets to Wheaton Drama's 2 tickets to Wheaton Drama's production of Dirty Rotten production of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels spring musical. Scoundrels spring musical. June 2, 2012 at 8:00 pm. June 2, 2012 at 8:00 pm. Included are chauffeur services Included are chauffeur services to and from the theater. The to and from the theater. The tickets are inexpensive. The tickets are inexpensive. The chauffeur service is priceless.chauffeur service is priceless.

Janette Spink Mitch JacobsJanette Spink Mitch Jacobs

1 x $501 x $50

Decidedly Biased Election RETURNS PARTY

This party can take place only once every 4 years. So don't miss toasting our next President on this special occasion. Returns start coming in at 6pm so you can too. We'll have multiple tubes reporting the returns so you can dial in the bias you prefer although this event is decidedly tilted left. Food & Bevs. Too. Tues. Nov. 6th 6pm until???

34 - 10 x $25

Anne WardBob Sandidge

Trip to Northwind Perennial Farm with lunch at Simple Cafe.3535

This is a very special place close to Lake Geneva, WI on a This is a very special place close to Lake Geneva, WI on a 10 acre 19th Century dairy farm. The original barns house 10 acre 19th Century dairy farm. The original barns house garden art and intriguing treasures. There are lush garden art and intriguing treasures. There are lush gardens landscaped with small frog ponds and streams to gardens landscaped with small frog ponds and streams to delight gardeners and nature lovers alike. The gardens delight gardeners and nature lovers alike. The gardens specialize in native plants with natural stone paths and specialize in native plants with natural stone paths and stone built sculptures interwoven among the plant stone built sculptures interwoven among the plant communities. Geese, chickens, donkeys, pigs and goats to communities. Geese, chickens, donkeys, pigs and goats to visit and cats greet your arrival. One of the owners will visit and cats greet your arrival. One of the owners will introduce us to the design ideas and philosophy of how introduce us to the design ideas and philosophy of how this beautiful place continues to evolve. We will stroll this beautiful place continues to evolve. We will stroll through Northwind in the morning and have a late lunch through Northwind in the morning and have a late lunch at Simple Café in Lake Geneva (included). Simple Cafe at Simple Café in Lake Geneva (included). Simple Cafe specializes in locally grown seasonal produce. Trip time in specializes in locally grown seasonal produce. Trip time in July or early August. Approx. Value for Tax - $25July or early August. Approx. Value for Tax - $25

Sheena JohnSheena John

8 x $258 x $25

Holiday Road Rally3636

Gather your friends and get ready to Gather your friends and get ready to challenge your collective abilities to interpret challenge your collective abilities to interpret clues while taking a self-guided tour of clues while taking a self-guided tour of breathtaking holiday lights. The fun happens breathtaking holiday lights. The fun happens on Saturday December, 15th 2012. Includes on Saturday December, 15th 2012. Includes dinner beforehand, dessert afterwards, dinner beforehand, dessert afterwards, goodies and a prize for the winning group. goodies and a prize for the winning group.

Kathy and Todd UnderwoodKathy and Todd Underwood

10 x $2010 x $20

4-5 Days in French Quarter3737

Stay in the home of UUCEs Patty Stay in the home of UUCEs Patty Schug and husband Pat. Queen bed Schug and husband Pat. Queen bed guest room + day beds. Children guest room + day beds. Children welcome. Can pick up at airport. Short welcome. Can pick up at airport. Short train ride to New Orleans. Any time train ride to New Orleans. Any time including Mardi Gras. 20 min. to including Mardi Gras. 20 min. to beaches and casinos in Mississippi. beaches and casinos in Mississippi. No Smoker. Lots of Sun – 60's and No Smoker. Lots of Sun – 60's and 70's 70's Patty Schug DoylePatty Schug Doyle

Min. $200Min. $200

Frog Dinner3838

Enjoy an enchilada dinner Enjoy an enchilada dinner followed by an evening hike in followed by an evening hike in Burnidge Forest Preserve Burnidge Forest Preserve where we’ll identify the mating where we’ll identify the mating calls of various frog and toad calls of various frog and toad species. The date is set for species. The date is set for Saturday, May 19thSaturday, May 19th..

Mary Alice and Joe MasonickMary Alice and Joe Masonick

6 x $206 x $20

1 Hour Massage3939

Chris DesLauries, Chris DesLauries, Massage Therapist. You Massage Therapist. You will be totally relaxed will be totally relaxed from Chris' massage from Chris' massage provided in her home provided in her home office in St. Charlesoffice in St. Charles

Kay KummerowKay Kummerow

1 ea. X $651 ea. X $65

Dozen Eggs Weekly4040

Beginning the first week of March 2012 and ending the last Beginning the first week of March 2012 and ending the last week of February 2013, you will receive one dozen fresh eggs week of February 2013, you will receive one dozen fresh eggs from my spoiled, loved and well fed back yard chickens. I can from my spoiled, loved and well fed back yard chickens. I can bring the eggs to church or we can arrange a pick-up time bring the eggs to church or we can arrange a pick-up time at my South Elgin home. It's possible to arrange for a dozen at my South Elgin home. It's possible to arrange for a dozen every two weeks if that number of eggs is better for you.every two weeks if that number of eggs is better for you.

Elizabeth ClossonElizabeth Closson

1 ea. 1 ea. Approx $130 doz per weekApprox $130 doz per week

$65 12 every 2 $65 12 every 2

Walk Around Table Magic4141

Walk around/table magic (up to Walk around/table magic (up to 2 hours) or a show (approx. 45 2 hours) or a show (approx. 45 minutes) for a private party, minutes) for a private party, child's birthday, etc. Highest child's birthday, etc. Highest bidder will please use within 1 bidder will please use within 1 year of purchase, and should year of purchase, and should contact me as early as possible contact me as early as possible with preferred date. Booking with preferred date. Booking date subject to availability. date subject to availability. Ron Clayton, MagicianRon Clayton, Magician

1 Performance1 Performance

Ten – Free Admission Ten – Free Admission Tickets!! Fully improvised Tickets!! Fully improvised comedy shows – never the comedy shows – never the

same show twice!same show twice!Valid up to ten times each Valid up to ten times each

before June 2012! before June 2012! $6 minimum food or beverage $6 minimum food or beverage

per ticket use.per ticket use.

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Valerie and Jim HowellsValerie and Jim Howells

5 x 2 tickets $10 ea. set5 x 2 tickets $10 ea. set

Laugh Out Loud Comedy ClubStreets of Woodfield

Remember to go – Sat. Feb. 11, 2012Remember to go – Sat. Feb. 11, 2012

Remember to Donate – Silent & ServiceRemember to Donate – Silent & Service

Remember to bid on favorite stuffRemember to bid on favorite stuff

Remember to have eat, drink and have funRemember to have eat, drink and have fun

Remember to Improvise all evening (at least!)Remember to Improvise all evening (at least!)

A Night A The Improv