Part 1 of 2ANOTHER FUN POWERPOINTDesigned and Created

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Cheryl A. Johnson

With photos take from the Internet

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ROSEANNE BARR

Left: Mat DamonRight: Snoop Dog

PARAMORE MYLIE CYRUS

Left: Taylor SwiftRight: Joseph Gordon Levitt

Ann Curry and Mat Lauer

Left: John MayerRight: Justin Bieber

LADY GAGA ROCKS AN UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

LEFT: Andy Richter, Mike Tyson, Conan O’Brien, Max Weinberg

THE ROYAL UGLY AND THE ROYAL CHRISTMAS UGLY

PEOPLE LOVE TO RUN IN THE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER MARATHONS

ANOTHER HOT TREND IS THE “DIGITAL” UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER. JUST PUT YOUR IPHONE IN THE POUCH AND PLAY THE APP.

GREAT WAY TO RADIATE YOUR CHEST WHILE HAVING FUN. THIS ONE SELLS FOR $60. WHAT?

MANY WEBSITES NOW SELL REAL AND FAUX UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS.

WHY WEAR AN ACTUAL UGLY SWEATER WHEN YOU CAN JUST ADVERTISE THAT

YOU ARE WEARING ONE? COSTS $30 and $40. DUMB.

BUT THE ABSOLUTE WORST HAS GOT TO BE THE FAKE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER REPLICA.

THIS IS NOT A SWEATER AT ALL, BUT A THIN POLYESTER PULLOVER, LIKE A PAJAMA TOP, WITH A PHOTOREALISTIC DESIGN ON IT. COSTS $40. WHAT?WHY WEAR A TIE OR A SWEATER WHEN YOU CAN WEAR A PICTURE OF A TIE OR A SWEATER?

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY PRODUCTS HAVE GONE MAINSTREAM COMMERCIAL.

TACKY JUNK LIKE X-RATED XMASS SWEATERS, BUTTONS, COFFEE MUGS,AND OTHER UGLY XMASS SWEATER STUFF ABOUNDS.

BUT MY PARTY WILL BE

NON-COMMERCIAL.

THE GRAND PRIZE GOES TO THE MOST

CREATIVE SELF-MADE

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER.

CAN’T USE THE EXCUSE THAT YOU GOT LOST TRYING

TO FIND MY PARTY

BECAUSE THE UGLY CHRISTMASSWEATER TREE

IS IN THE FRONT YARD.YOU CAN’T MISS IT.

MY PARTY WILL BE THE ULTIMATE UGLY SWEATER CHRISTMAS PARTY BECAUSE I CONSULTED THE

“UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY BOOK”.

PARTY PREPARATIONS:

1.PUT UP CHRISTMAS DÉCOR

EMPHASIS ON THE SWEATER THEME

MADE FROMOLD SWEATERS

2. MAKE LOTS OF PARTY FOOD

CREAM CHEESE & ALMOND PINE CONE SNACK

INCLUDING COOKIES WEARING SWEATERS.

NAPKINS

4. BREAK OUT THE UGLY CHRISTMAS PET SWEATERS

MAKE A CAT BEDOUT OF AN OLD

SWEATER

For his birthday the monster asked for a a heavy sweater.

So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

.

A cat found a mysterious sweater,

but the mystery was soon unravelled

A traffic cop barked: "Pull over!"

I said: "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.”

FAIL

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