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April 21st , 2012

About Us

Hello, hello!! Thanks forsubscribing to TheWeekly Mustache wheredaily events in the Doanhousehold are reportedstraight to you. Addition-

ally, you'll find tons offunny mustache photos,polls, kid-of-the-week,and just plain fun! Sowhat are you waiting for,go ahead and read. :)

~Amy D.

Table of Contents

Club-Mania . . . . . . . . p1

Hunt for the Bunny. . . p2

Kid-of-the-Week . . . . .p2

The Fun Page . . . . . . . p3

Editor: Amy Doan

Writers: Sabrina Nguyen,Amy Doan

Photographers: Amy Doanand Sabrina Nguyen

1st Edition 1st Issue

Club-Mania! The I- -Jason Club and The Great Mustache Club have been enemies since an annoying boy named Jason came here. The -Jason Club's leader is no other than Jason himself (DUN, DUN

DUN) and the Mustache Club's leader is the mustache-loving,one- direction fan girl, teal and lime lover, Amy Doan. TheMustache Club's members include Amy, Vivian Nguyen, and

Sabrina Nguyen.

The I- -Jason Clubmembers are JasoBui, Ryan Phan, anChloe Nguyen. OnApril 20, 2012, thewas a bunny on thloose in the

backyardof Amy's house(see page 2 for mo

information andpictures), so the clubs had a battle on who could find the bunnyfirst. but in the end nobody found the rabbit, and it turned into

photography session.The I- -Jason Club isn't really an official club, but the

Mustache Club, however, is the opposite of The I- -Jason Club. The Mustache Club has ID cards, activities, and much more. Infact, the Mustache Club is the creator of this herenewspaper/newsletter. If you aren't part of The I- -Jason Club awould like to join The Great Mustache Club, please see Amy orSabrina and we will see if you qualify.

~SabrinN.

Kid-of-the-Week

All week long, The WeeklyMustache representativeshave been looking out for

the best and worst kids of the

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week. Who will win theMustache-Good award thistime around? Who will getEvil Jason title? Keep onreading to find out!Quincy spilled his food andbroke his bowl, Sabrina wascranky, Chloe sucked herthumb and popped herballoon, Vivian got a 1/5 onher cursive test, and Jasonwas, well, Jason. Hmm.. what atough choice...

TWM hereby presents theEvil Jason Bad Award to noother than Jason himself!

Tough luck, Jasmine.Now for the Mustache-Good

award... TWM now presentsthe Mustache-Good GreatAward to Vivian for being

helpful all week long! Congratsgirl!

~Amy D.

More Bunny HuntPhotos!

The Hunt forthe Bunny

Ahh.. the hunt for the wild

bunny... where shall we

beginwith this wonderful

adventure?Once upon a time, in a la

far,far, away, our current

residingbunny, Wulfie, has gotten

old.

Then, one day, a new,young,

and wild rabbit hasmagically

been spotted in ourbackyard!

Look at how excited Ryan is. (:

And so, the quest for thebunny

begins. On Wednesday,

PhilipTran sets off on a two hour long journey in the scarybackyard. Soon enough, the Mustache Club joins him. Thwild bunny is spotted notonce, but TWO times!! Wewere really excited, butgot the buckets out a tadtoo late. Unfortunately, therabbit wasn't sighted againthat day, but never fear!We tried again on Fridaywith an additional members.

What was meant to be avery, VERY, serious huntturned into fun, giggles, andrunning away from cameras.On April 20th, 2012, the searchparty included Chloe, Andy,Amy, Vivian, Jason, Ryan, and Sabrina. Nonetheless, no

onehas given up. THE SEARCH SHALL CONTINUE!

~AmyD.

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Fascinating Facts!

Ice cream

is a Chinese

food!

President GeorgeW. Bush was

once acheerlead

er!

Perfect Butt-Slapping Moments Can YOU tell whose butt

these are?

Which moment is more

perfect? Tell Amy or Sabrinayour guess and you may befeatured in the next issue!

Funniest Faces of the Week :{D

You make it, we take it! (and post in on this newspaper.)