Top Ten Signs You’re Getting Older

Why does everyone look so young?

Top Ten Signs Getting Older

10. Removing the tag from

the mattress is your idea

of rebellion.

9. Your medicine cabinet

actually contains medicine.

8. “Crank it up!” has been

replaced by “Turn it

down!”

Top Ten Signs Getting Older

7. You own at least one of

the following: heating pad,

foot massager, nose hair

trimmer, vinyl records.

6. The teenagers in the car

behind you are now THE

TEENAGERS IN THE CAR

BEHIND YOU.

5. Bran.

Top Ten Signs Getting Older

4. Parts of you that you

wish would grow just

keep shrinking.

3. Parts of you that you

wish would shrink grow

just keep growing.

2. More bran.

Top Ten Signs Getting Older

1. And the Number One Sign

You’re Getting Older is…..

Lists like this are a little too

true to be funny anymore!