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    The best things in life are Libre

    VOL. 14 NO. 131 • WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3, 2015

    Thompson lalarosa NBA Finals

    Celebs recallcampus mischief 

    4

    5

    Lord,   as we face another  week, I pray that all of us do good things

    rather than evil doings. May this week be

    our big challenge, for me, and all the peo-

    ple that surround us. In your most pre-

    cious name, I ask. Amen  (Rexdel Mallari)

    PAGHAHANDA SAKALING LUMINDOL EARTHQUAKESA PAMUMUNO ng kanilang guro na nakasuot ng safety helmet atreflectorized vest, nakibahagi sa earthquake drill ang mga mag-aaral ngCommonwealth Elementary School sa Quezon City.   LYN RILLON

    Basyo sa NAIA: Pati banaman baby diapers,at mga rice cooker

    sinisingitan ng shabu —Basahin sa page 2

    Jenner breaksTwitter record4

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    2 NEWS   WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3, 2015

    WASHINGTON—Nagsalita nasi US President Barack Oba-ma nitong Lunes hinggil sanangyaring giriin sa teritoryosa South China Sea, at in-udyok ang Tsina na galanginang batas at tumigil na sa“throwing elbows.”

    “If you start losing that ap-proach, and suddenly con-flicts arise and claims aremade based on how big thecountry is or how powerful itsNavy is instead of based onlaw, then I think Asia will beless prosperous and the Pacif-ic region will be less prosper-ous,” sabi niya.

    Walang teritoryo ang USsa pinagaawang lugar, ngunitb i l a n g “ P a c i f i c p o w e r , ”nanawagan ito sa Tsina at sai b a n g b a n s a n a i t i g i l a n greclamation. AFP

    Obama pinagsabihan

    ang China ukol saWest Philippine SeaEditor in Chief Chito dF. dela Vega

    Desk editorsRomel M. LalataDennis U. Eroa Armin P. Adina

    Graphic artistRitche S. Sabado

    INQUIRER  LIBRE  is published Monday  to Friday by the Philippine Daily Inquirer,

    Inc. with business and editorial officesat Chino Roces Avenue (formerly Pasong Tamo) corner Yague and

    Mascardo Streets, Makati City or atP.O. Box 2353 Makati Central Post

    Office, 1263 Makati City, Philippines. You can reach us through the following:

    Telephone No.:(632) 897-8808

    connecting all departmentsFax No.:

    (632) 897-4793/897-4794E-mail:

    [email protected] Advertising:

    (632) 897-8808 loc. 530/532/534 Website:

     www.libre.com.ph

     All rights reserved. Subject to theconditions provided for by law, no article

    or photograph published by  INQUIRER  LIBREmay be reprinted or reproduced, in whole

    or in part, without its prior consent.

    5SPORTSCrazy Jhenny,

    Kapalaran, atbp.   7 ENJOY   Thompson lalaro;

    Irving hindi 100%

    PNOY SA JAPAN. Nag-umpisa na kahapon ang state visit sa Japan ni Pangulong Aquino. Nasa Tokyo HanedaInternational Airport si Philippine Ambassador to Japan Manuel Lopez para salubungin ang Pangulo. Angpagdalaw ni Aquino ay bahagi ng selebrasyon ng ika-60 anibersaryo ng relasyon ng dalawang bansa.

    CONTRIBUTED PHOTO NG MALACAÑANG MEDIA BUREAU

    Interesadomagnegosyosa PilipinasTOKYO—Sinabi ng mga pangu-nahing negosyante Hapon na in-tresado silang dagdagan angk a n i l a n g p a m u m u h u n a n s aPil ipinas matapos tumungo

    doon si Pangulong Aquino paras a p a k i k i p a g - u s a p p a n g -ekonomiya at upang makuhaang tulong ng Tokyo laban sapagpapalawak ng Beij ing sapinag-aagawang South ChinaSea.

    Lumapag si G. Aquino ditoMartes lulan ng isang charteredPhilipine Airlines (PAL) ero-plano para sa isang apat naaraw na pagbisita bilang kauna-unahang banyagang lider na in-imbitahang pumunta sa Japan

    ngayong taon.Nakatakdang magsalita ang

    Pangulo sa Japanese Diet (Par-liament) sa Miyerkules at hu-marap kina Emperor Akihito atEmpress Michiko, at kay PrimeM i n i s t e r S h i n z o A b e s aHuwebes.   Tarra Quismundo,

     J e a n n e t t e I . A n d r a d e a n d Nikko Dizon

    Type ni Dutertesi Ate Vi magingkanyang VeepDAVAO CITY—Ayon sa datinggobernador ng North Cotabatoat tagasuporta ni Davao MayorRodrigo Duterte na si EmmanuelPiñol, binunyag na ng sigang al-kalde ang nais niyang magingrunning mate sa darating naeleksyon.

     Ay on ka y Pi ño l, si na bi niDuterte na “Vilma Santos wouldbe a good choice.”

    Bukod kay Piñol, nakaupo rinmalapit sa kanila si ChristopherGo, pinagkakatiwalaang aide niDuterte.

    Sinabi ni Go na maging siyaay sumang-ayon na mainam nachoice si Santos dahil bukod samayroong star power ang Batan-gas governor, isa rin itong out-

    standing government official.Bukod pa rito, hindi pa siya

    nahaharap sa anumang kaso ngkatiwalian.

    Sinabi rin daw ni Duterte nahindi siya magdadalawang isipna ibigay kay Gilbert Teodoroang Defense department dahil“he is brilliant.”  Allan Nawal

    Basyo sa NAIA: Babydiapers, rice cookerpinagtaguan ng shabu

     Ang mga nasamsam na mgapakete ay naglalaman ng kabu-uang 197 gramo ng shabu atpatungong United Kingdom,Italy at Saudi Arabia, pag-babaghagi ni BOC deputy com-missioner for enforcement ArielNepomuceno sa mga reporternitong Martes.

     Ang mga customs inspectorsna tumatao sa mga x-ray scan-ners na sumusuri sa mga papal-abas na kargamento ang nakasi-

    pat sa mga droga.

    Ni Jeannette I. Andrade

    SINAMSAM ng Bureau of TCustoms (BOC) ang papal-abas na mga pakete na isasakay sana ng eroplano pa-palabas ng bansa dahil naglalaman ang mga ito ngP1.5 milyon halanga ng methamphetamine hydrochlo-ride o “shabu,” at nakatago pa sa mga ordinaryong

    kasangkapang pambahay o pangopisina.

    Sa mga sunud-sunod napagsabat nitong nakaraangbuwan, nakita ng BOC ang mga

    pakete ng shabu na nakasuksok sa mga dayaper, isiniksik saframe ng “Plaque of Apprecia-tion” mula sa isang parokya, lu-lan ng rice cooker, at inipit sa

    pagitan ng mga papeles.

    Sa tingin ng UNA, hindi kwalipikado si Grace Poe tumakboMATAPOS mabigong kumbinsi-hin si Sen. Grace Poe na tumak-bong pangalawang pangulo ni

     Vice Pre sid ent Jej oma r Bin ay,kumambyo ang kampo ni Binay at ang sinasabi ngayon ay hindikwalipikado si Poe maging VicePresident at lalo nang Presi-dente.

    “Grace is not qualified to run

    for President or Vice President

    next year,” sabi ni Navotas Rep.Toby Tiangco, ang interim presi-dent of Binay’s United National-ist Alliance (UNA).

    Sabi ni Tinagco hindi pasadosi Poe sa 10-year residency re-quirement para sa mga nais tu-makbo sa pagka-pangulo at pan-galawang pangulo.

     Ang tinutukoy ni Tiangco ay 

    ang Article 7, Section 2 ng Sali-

    gang Batas kung saan nakasaadna ang kandidato sa Pangulo atPangalawang Pangulo ay dapat“a resident of the Philippines forat least 10 years immediately preceding the elections.”

    Sinabi ni Tiangco na ng ha-lalan ng 2016 si Poe ay residentepa lamang ng 9 na buwan at 6na buwan.   Christine O. Aven-

    daño, Dona Z. Pazzibugan

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    WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3, 2015 3

    Kakanin-making seminar setTHE GOLDEN TreasureSkills and Development

    Program will conductseminar on native deli-cacies or kakanin at the

     Vinzons Hall, Universi-ty of the Philippines,

    Diliman, Quezon City on June 13, from 10a.m. to 6 p.m.

    The seminar willtackle varieties of del-

    icacies with an actualdemonstration, foodtasting and hands-on

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    SHOWBUZZ   WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3, 20154ROMEL M. LALATA,  Editor 

    modelSunrise:5:27 AMSunset:6:25 PM

    Avg. High:34ºC

    Avg. Low:26ºCMax.

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    Thursday, Jun. 4

    Celebs recallcampus mischief

    Jed Madela: Just beforeleaving the classroom after themorning dismissal, I wrote on

    the blackboard: “Faculty meet-ing, 1:30 p.m. No classes.” It

     wasn’t true. While I was havinglunch, students from other sec-tions saw it and copied it ontheir blackboards. So the entireschool thought it was legit.When teachers came back thatafternoon, they were surprisedto see just a few students. Of course, I made sure I erased

     what I wrote on the blackboardbefore our teacher’s arrival.

    Joel Lamangan: In a highschool play, I missed my cueand came in early. Everybody on stage panicked! I kept ad-lib-bing, but it was too long andbecame a monologue. The audi-ence didn’t notice, but ourteacher wasn’t amused. Shefired me! It was supposed to bedramatic, but it turned into acomedy of errors. The audienceand some actors kept laughing.To top it off, she was the one

     who wrote the play.Ramon Bautista: My friends

    and I placed concrete cylindersin our victims’ bags. They goteven by putting rats in ours!

    John Arcilla: In high school,I often stood in the corridor. Butit was prohibited for students toloiter during class hours. Ididn’t notice my teacher, whotapped my shoulder with a fanand reprimanded me, “Why areyou here?” I shot back, “Why are you late?” I just stared at

    her until she entered the room!

    By Dolly Anne Carvajal

     W 

    HAT would campus life be without a little mis-chief? It’s the best antidote to boredom. And

    those “folies de jeunesse” always stand out inour memory when we recall our student days. We are allfree to do something foolish, at least once. But some of us are repeat offenders. I plead guilty as charged!

    Since it’s back-to-schoolmonth, I asked some celebsabout the pranks they pulled asstudents.

    It’s quite interesting to knowthat long before these stars be-came image-conscious (it’s in the

     job description), they also misbe-

    haved… all in the spirit of fun.Martin Nievera: I neverpulled a prank as much as aprank was pulled on me. My house was on the corner of abusy street so I was an easy tar-get. Schoolmates would honk their car horns, bullies wouldthrow beer bottles and friendsflashed their headlights all thetime. But the worst was whenour house and the big tree infront of it were decorated withtoilet paper. This was a com-

    mon prank back then, but my parents were not thrilled at all.It took me the whole day toclean up the mess. Later, I wastold that it was a sign of popu-larity. Gee, I didn’t know thatfame was so full of crap!

    Rita Avila: When I was in el-ementary, I tickled my friend sohard she peed on the floor.

    John Estrada: Back in highschool, during All Saints’ Day,my friend and I dangled a lit

    candle on a string, to make itappear as if it was floating inthe dark. A friend thought he

     just had a paranormal experi-ence and screamed like crazy.We rushed to calm him down.To our surprise, there was apuddle where he stood. Hepeed his pants.

    Gabby Eigenmann: In highschool, I had to pee so bad butthe restroom was full. I endedup peeing in a jar, but I could

    not get rid of it. Our teacher

    had arrived and I was forced tohide the jar behind a window.

     After three weeks, the jar wasstill there. My classmate openedthe window so forcefully thatthe jar fell from the fourth floorto the ground level. The stenchreached all the classrooms. Ev-

    eryone went out and gatheredat the quadrangle because of the ammonia-like smell.

    Suzi Entrata-Abrera: The worst prank I pulled was in col-lege. I stumbled on an oddmail-order bride letter from aman who lived in the UnitedKingdom. I saw it in one of thebooks in the library and put itin my friend’s bag. She told ourteacher and they were about toinform school authorities whenI fessed up. My goodness, itcould have gotten so out of hand. My friend eventually for-gave me.

    SUZI Entrata-Abrera planted a

    letter in a friend’s bag.

     JED Madela wrote a fakeannouncement.

     Jenner breaks Twitter recordFORMER Olympic athlete and re-

    ality TV star Bruce Jenner, who istransitioning to life as a woman,revealed her new name as Cait-lyn Jenner on Monday and posedin a white strapless leotard on thecover of Vanity Fair magazine.

    In a video on the magazine’s websi te, Jenner said the cover, which features the headline “Callme Caitlyn,” represents a liberat-ing phase of her transition.

    “Bruce always had to tell al i e , ” J e n n e r s a i d . “ C a i t l y n

    doesn’t have any secrets. Assoon as the Vanity Fair covercomes out, I’m free.”

    Jenner launched a new Twit-t e r a c c o u n t o n M o n d a y a s@Caitlyn_Jenner, saying “I’m sohappy after such a long struggleto be living my true self. Wel-come to the world Caitlyn.”

    It became the fastest accountto reach 1 million followers infour hours and three minutes ac-c o r d i n g t o G u i n n e s s W o r l dRecords, besting U.S. PresidentBarack Obama’s verified @POTUSaccount that reached 1 million fol-lowers in five hours last month.

     Vanity Fair launched the hash-tag #CallMeCaitlyn, spurring a

     wave of positive messages aboutJenner who broke records in thedecathlon nearly 40 years ago.

    Kim Kardashian, Jenner’s step-daughter, voiced admiration overthe Vanity Fair photographs,tweeting “How beautiful! Be hap-py, be proud, live life YOUR way!”

    T h e c o v e r p o r t r a i t , b y  renowned photographer AnnieLeibovitz, was taken in Jenner’sMalibu, California, home for Van-ity Fair’s July issue. The accom-panying 22-page article revealsthat Jenner underwent 10 hoursof facial-feminization surgery in

    March, but has not yet opted forsex reassignment surgery.

    In addition to the cover pho-to, Jenner appears in Vanity Fair

     wearing a variety of high-fashionstyles that play up her femininity.In one image, she tak es the

     wheel of a black sports car wear-ing a tight crimson dress, whilein another she wears a lacy corset under a motorcycle jacket.

    Jenner, 65, became the mosthigh-profile American to identify as transgender, making the an-nouncement in an interview with

     ABC’s Diane Sawyer in April.Jenner, who has been promi-

    nently featured as the patriarch onE! Entertainment’s Keeping Up withthe Kardashians, will star in an E!documentary this July chroniclingher new life as a woman.

    ESPN announced Monday that it will grant Jenner the

     Ar th ur As he Co ur ag e Awa rd ,given to “individuals whose con-tributions transcend sports,” atthe Excellence in Sports Perfor-mance Yearly Award ceremony in July.  Reuters

     JENNER poses in an exclusivephotograph made by AnnieLeibovitz for Vanity Fair magazineand released on June 1, 2015.

    Name: Tim AlsowyedTitle: 2015 MissBikini Philippines

     Age: 24Height: 5'5”

     Weight: 108 lbs. Vital Statistics:33-23-35

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    WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3, 2015 5SPORT SDENNIS U. EROA,  Editor 

    SEMPLANGNAGTATAKIP ng mukha si Arnel Amita ng Pilipinas samantalang nakaluhod

    upang magpasalamat ang isang manlalaro ng Singapore matapos ang 28thSEA Games men’s football tournament sa Jalan Besar Stadium. Nagwagi angSingapore, 1-0.   RAFFY LERMA

    Thompson lalaro;Irving hindi 100%

    Samantala, mila-gro ang kailangan up-ang makuha ni Cleve-land point guardKyrie Irving ang 100porsyento kondisyonsa NBA Finals.

    “Unless somethingmiraculous happens,”sabi ni Irving na hindikumpleto ang mgaensayo sa Cavaliers

    dahil sa tendinitis sa

    O AKLAND,Calif. —Bumalik 

    sa praktis si Gold-en State Warriorsguard Klay Thompson nahinihintay nalang ang permisong doktor upangmakalaro sa NBA Finals.

    May kailangangsundin na kautusanang manlalaro ng ligana nagkaroon na‘‘concussion” bagomakalaro.

    Gagawin ang

    Game 1 ng best-of-seven Golden State-Cleveland champi-onship seriesHuwebes (Biyernes saMaynila).

    “I expect to be(cleared),” wika ng

     All-Star guard. “I’m well on my way there. I haven’t beencleared yet, but I fully expect to be in the

    next couple days.”

    kaliwang tuhod.Sinabi ni Irving na

    patuloy ang kanyangpagpapagaling.“It’s a day-by-day 

    thing,” ani Irving.Tumangging

    magsalita si Cavalierscoach David Blattkung ano ang sit-

     wasyon ni serye.“We got a few

    more days until thefirst game,” sagot niBlatt matapos tanun-gin kung magiginglimitado ang minutoni Irving sa kampe-onato. “We’re justhoping he can getout there and play and then we’ll ad-dress all thosethings. I wouldn’tsay he’s had a set-back, but progresshas been slow.”Gagamitin ni Blatt siIrving kontra MVP

    Stephen Curry.  AP

    SEA Games: Azkals U23,netballers hindi umubraNi Marc Anthony Reyes

    SINGAPORE — Patu-loy ang pagbagsak ngnetball, nasa ilalimang synchronizedswimming at hindiumubra ang Azkalsunder-23 Martes saSoutheast AsianGames dito.

    Natikman ng PHnetballers ang ikat-long sunod kabiguanlaban sa Myanmar,

    31-56 sa OCBC ArenaHall 1 samantalanghindi nakabangonang Azkals mataposumiskor ang Singa-pore sa huling segun-do ng first half, 1-0,sa Jalan Besar Stadi-um Lunes ng gabi.

    Maganda angpinakitang laban ngmga Pinoy footballerssa larong inabangan ng

    buong Singapore at

    pinalabas sa malalak-ing istasyon ngtelebisyon ngunit ku-

    lang sa direksyon anglaro ng mga nasyonal.

    “We had a problembecause we had morepossessions but with-out a purpose,” sabini PH coach MarlonMaro during the post-match presser. “That’s

     why we adjusted andpushed the ball to-

     ward opponent side.”Nasira ang plano

    matapos kunin ngSingapore ang 1-0 ag-

     wat matapos angheader ni Sheikh Ab-dul Hadi matapos angfree kick ni SafirulSulaiman.

    “That was very un-fortunate for ourteam,” ani Maro.Naniniwala si Marona babawi ang nasy-onal laban sa Cambo-

    dia Miyerkules.

    “The scorelinedoesn’t measure howgood the team is, be-

    cause In SEA Gamesthe emphasis is on

     winning. But we are will come back andlearn from this expe-rience.”

    Sa OCBC Aquatics Arena, nasa ika-wa-long puwesto sa pre-liminaries sina AllyssaSalvador at JimimahTiambeng sa synchro-nized swimming.

    May kabuuang43.723 puntos sinaSalvador at Tiambengsa labanan na pinan-gungunahan ngMalaysia na may 75.342 puntos.

    Samantala, di-nagdagan ni Philip-pine Sports Commis-sion chair Richie Gar-cia ang allowance ngmga nasyonal mula

    $300 sa $500.

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    FINALS MVPSIYEMPRE hapi si Mark Gil Alfafara mataposmapiling Finals Most Valuable Player sa Spikers’Turf. Binuhat ni Alfafara ang PLDT Home Ulterasa titulo kontra Cagayan Valley, 25-15, 25-11,23-25, 30-28 sa San Juan Arena.   AUGUST DELA CRUZ

    Aces tiklop

    sa Warriors;Bolts wagiNi Musong R. Castillo

    N AGPUNDAR ng 28 puntos at12 rebounds si Kwame Alexander upang paasimin

    ng NLEX Road Warriors ang Alaska Aces, 113-102 sa PBA Governors Cupkagabi sa Mall of Asia.

    Pinutol ng RoadWarriors angdalawang sunod talomatapos ipatikim sa

     Aces ang ikalawangtalo sa anim laro.

    Sa ikalawang laro,hiniya ng MeralcoBolts ang Talk ‘N Text

    Tropang Texters, 119-85. Umakyat angBolts sa 4-3, samanta-lang 3-3 ang Texters.

    Dahil sa kanyangmahusay laro ay pinag-iisipan ni NLEX coach Boyet Fernan-dez kung papalitan si

     Alexander.MGA ISKORUnang LaroNLEX 113—Alexander28, Madanly 28, Taulava

    20, Cardona 15, Canale-

    ta 6, Villanueva E. 5, Wil-son 4, Villanueva J. 4,Arboleda W. 3, Borboran0, Ramos 0.ALASKA 102—Travis 31,Baguio 23, Banchero 14,Casio 12, Jazul 8, Abueva6, Manuel 2, Thoss 2,Menk 2, Dela Cruz 2, DelaRosa 0, Exciminiano 0,Hontiveros 0.

    Quarters: 31-29, 60-54,83-85, 113-102Ikalawang LaroMERALCO 119—Emmett36, Anthony 24, Dillinger14, David 12, Cortez 11,Nabong 8, Hodge 7, An-do 5, Ildefonso 2, Atkins0, Guevarra 0.TALK ‘N TEXT 85—Petti-grew 21, Castro 16, DeOcampo 14, Carey 10,Rosser 8, Fonacier 6,Daghles 6, Williams 4,Washington 0, Labagala 0.Quarters: 23-15, 61-49,83-69, 119-85

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    7 ENJOY   WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3, 2015

    LIBRA

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    Love:Y   Career:PMoney:‘

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    MUKHANG janitorGIRL:  Alam mo pag lumalapit ka sa akin, nagmumukha akong jani-

    tor!BOY:  (mayabang) Dahil ba mukha akong artistahin? GIRL:   Hindi.

    Dahil mukha kang dustpan! —Tweet ng @PinoyBestJokes, I-follow n’yo ang Twitter account na ito.

    CRAZY JHENNY    ALBERT RODRIGUEZ

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