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Today’s Joke: Q. What does a robot frog say? A. Rib-bot

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Today’s Joke:. Q. What does a r obot frog say?. A . Rib-bot. Today’s Joke:. Q. What do you c all a dinosaur i n space? . A . astronautasarus. Today’s Joke:. Q. What do you c all cheese that’s n ot yours ?. Nacho cheese. A . Today’s Joke:. Q. What did 0 say t o 8?. A . - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

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Page 1: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. What does a

robot frog say?

A. Rib-bot

Page 2: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. What do you

call a dinosaurin space?

A. astronautasarus

Page 3: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. What do youcall cheese that’s

not yours?

A. Nacho cheese

Page 4: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. What did 0 say

to 8?

A. Dude, nice belt!

Page 5: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. What goes up

and down but doesn’t move?

A. Stairs

Page 6: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. Which hand

is best to writewith?

A. Neither! It’s bestto write with a pen.

Page 7: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. Why do you goto bed each night?

A. Because the bedwon’t come to you!

Page 8: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q.What’s the richest

kind of air?

A. Billionair

Page 9: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. Which runs faster,

hot or cold?

A. Hot! Everyonecan catch a cold!

Page 10: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. Why is it so hot in

a football stadiumafter a game?

A. Because all of thefans have left!

Page 11: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. Why did the kid

sleep with a ruler?

A. To measure howlong she slept!

Page 12: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. What has a head

and a tail, but no legs?

A. A coin.

Page 13: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. When do you

go on red and stopon green?

A. When you eat a watermelon.

Page 14: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. What kind of bear

has no teeth?

A. A gummy bear.

Page 15: Today’s Joke:

Today’s Joke:Q. What do you call

an alligatorin a vest?

A.