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Title: Issue Number: 00/Volume 00 Page: 00 of 00
<info id=”author” title=”David S. Marshall” web=”www.illdave.com” />
<info id=”copyright” title=“Marshall Art Studio” year=”2009” />
<synopsis>
A lone agent travels through a UNIX landscape,
deep into enemy territory, fights an army, rescues
a damsel in distress and saves the world.
Dot dot slash.
</synopsis>
<The Null Device>
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Somewhere near the end of the world...
Jesus,what was Ithinking?
Tooerratic.
Can't workin chaos.
Drinkstoo much.
Toocorrupt.
lost a legin Nairobi.
Far Too bloodthirsty.
even bytoday's
standards.
Hold on, K.
Help'scoming.
You wereright allalong.
Toogreen.
Checkedinto a mentalinstitution.
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rm /home/ds-em/usr/var/run/remote-codenameB-dribble 1>/dev/nullrm /home/ds-em/usr/var/run/remote-codenameB-tty.log 1>/dev/nullrm /home/ds-em/usr/var/run/remote-codenameB.pid 1>/dev/nullrm /home/ds-em/usr/var/run/remote-codenameB-socket 1>/dev/null
rm /home/ds-em/usr/var/run/remote-codenameK-dribble 2>/dev/nullrm /home/ds-em/usr/var/run/remote-codenameK-tty.log 2>/dev/nullrm /home/ds-em/usr/var/run/remote-codenameK.pid 2>/dev/nullrm /home/ds-em/usr/var/run/remote-codenameK-socket 2>/dev/null
The Null Devicestory + art: David Marshall©2009 Marshall Art Studio
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Butwe're outof time.
Too muchlike me.
Sloppy,arrogant.
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What the “dot-dot-dash” does he want now?!!
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... EVERYONE ELSE must be unavailable.
If he's calling ME ...
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How could Ihave been that
stupid?
You doremember
firing me --
Time'srun out.
Thought you'dnever get here.
Gimme thethumbdrive.
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Don't do drugsto be cool, do'em because youhate yourself.
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I always forget how buggy his encryption mode is.
Then again, he is in charge of protecting a world ...
Jocks are taughthow to handle adversity
a lot better thanbookworms.
Doing somethingyou love can costyou your health.
Technology companieshave screwed us by creating
a dependency we somehowgot along without.
Fear is normal;panic will get
you killed.
Most of the racehassles are really
money hasslesin disguise.
Depression isanger pointed
inward.
Girls grow quicker than boys, men grow faster than women.
The only reason I can'trecommend heroin to kids?
The effects wear off.
A girl's legs areher best friends,but the best of
friends must part.
The food here isso tasteless, youcould eat it, belchit, and it wouldn't
remind youof anything.
Sometimes it'sworse to win a fight
than to lose.
We never knowwhat is enough untilwe know what's more
than enough.
I feel like afugitive from thelaw of averages.
There are10 types
of people inthe world:
those whounderstand binary,
and thosewho don't.
Beauty may beskin deep, but
ugly goes clearto the bone.
Health nuts aregoing to feel stupid
someday, lying in hospitalsdying of nothing.
The point of drinkingin moderation is thatsometimes you don'tdrink in moderation.
Nature givesyou the face youhave at twenty.
Life givesyou the face youhave at thirty.
At fifty youget the faceyou deserve.
Heroes are cowards who’ve
run out of options.
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... that couldn't possibly care less.
I need alift to thewar zone.
One of ouragents is in
trouble.
Will Iknow him?
Her name is Agent K.
if we'renot too late,she'll find
us.
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The TV'sset onPORTAL.
Don't worryabout my old
shell.
Go!
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Panic will get you
killed.
What's left ofthe enemy will
try to stop you.
Olderversionsof us.
Fear isnatural.
Muchbetter.
We need tofind Agent K.
They knowyou're here.
Who arethey?
Stay calm.
No shit.
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A life plan wasdeveloped, debugged
and released ...
...long beforewe were born.
“ Nearly 50 years ago, a dependency file gotbadly mangled by arookie programmer.”
“At first, disruptions caused by applications using this corrupted file were relatively minor.”
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“ More recently, legacy programs from the archive partition began rewriting our world.”
“ We sent Agent K in at root level to Rebuild the damaged file.
“ Sadly, she was unprepared for the rogue system's powerful defense.
“ The dependency file's raw data is embedded in my consciousness, and can only be loaded from the moon.
“ To do this ...”
... we needAgent K.
Bornready,sir.
Are youready?
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if you'reFinished
posing ...
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... You mindgetting me
out of here?
butthanks.
Launcher'son the dresser
behind you.
Keeping itold school,
I see.Time’s
run out.Got the
Thumbdrive?
I got inthrough a
fetishconvention.
Niceoutfit.
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We're notgetting bettershot than this.
Sure you'reup for this,old man?
Just get me18 inches ofdaylight.
happy as abastard on
father’s day.
You soundjust like --
-- You okay, dad?
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So,what justhappened? A long
time ago ...
... I must'vebeen in first
grade ...
“ To this day, no one knows why.”
“ Could he have known this was coming?”
“ He spent years modding it out.
“... he stole a booster transmitter, and hid it on the moon.
“ Perhaps ...
“ Using his mind as user credentials, he's loading the file's raw data into the transmitter.
“ My mistake was trying to restore the file as a background process, while the system was still running.
“ He's rebooting the universe.
“ The sync operation will send the legacy apps directly to dev/null.”
“ Where?”
“ UNIX-speak for black hole.”
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A place to send data where it can't escape.
You meanlike the
Phantom Zone?
Ugh.
You donegood, kid.
Ready.Zillions ofapplications areshutting down
at once.
Ready?
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_pwd=`pwd 2>/dev/null` ::shutdown:/etc/rc.d/rc.shutdown Jan 26 01:13:69 reboot: rebooted by root
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Looks likeit worked!
in other words: The End!
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