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May 16, 2016 May 16, 2016 Free Fun Take One TIDBITS ® CORRECTS SOME "MISQUOTES" by Kathy Wolfe Over 4 Million Readers Nationwide Serving Northeast South Dakota & West Central Minnesota • Advertising Information 605-541-0110 • www.LakeAreaTidbits.com Laugh-A-Bit with Tidbits continued on page 2 Volume 4 • Issue #37 Q: What do you call an alligator with GPS? A: A Navi-gator! Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight? A: An Insti-gator! Q: What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind? A: A Tail-gater! It seems that many of us have been misquoting well- known phrases for years. This week, Tidbits sets the record straight on some of the more common ones. We’ve all heard Murphy’s Law, something along the lines of, “If something can go wrong, it will, and usually at the worst time.” There was a real Murphy – Edward A. Murphy, a U.S. Air Force engineer who was working on a rocket-sled experiment in the late 1940s. The project involved mounting 16 accelerator instruments to a participant’s body. There were two ways the 16 sensors could be glued to the mount, and all 16 were installed backwards. Murphy was heard to say, “If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.” One of the most often-misquoted lines in movie history is “Play it again, Sam” from the 1942 film “Casablanca.” Most folks believe that leading man Humphrey Bogart uttered the famous phrase. The pianist Sam is being asked to play the song “As Time Goes By.” Ingrid Bergman’s character Ilsa Lund says, “Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake.” When Sam objects, she repeats, “Play it, Sam.” Later in the movie, Bogart says, “Play it!” No one ever says, “Play it again, Sam.” NOW OPEN Jensen’s Beds & Furniture Appliances • Antiques • Collectibles • MISC 601 5th Street SE (HWY 81 - Watertown) 1 1/2 Block North of Walgreens WE BUY AND SELL WANTED • Well Pumps • Steel Wheels • Horse Drawn Machinery • Any Old Tools • 1,2,3 Bottom Plows • Antique Machinery • HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE • MAJOR APPLIANCES • ANTIQUES • COLLECTIBLES • TOOLS • SPORTING GOODS ANYTHING OF VALUE Call RANDY TODAY 605-868-9203 JENSEN’S NEW BEDS Symbol Mattress/Box Spring Sets WE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD • Special Orders • Camper Mattresses • Semi Mattresses • MOST ANY SIZE Extra Long Twin Sets ......... (38”X80”) Extra Long Full Sets ........... (54”X80”) 3/4 Mattress Sets ................ (48”X72”) Short Queen Mattress Sets ... (60”X74”) or most any size you need Twin Sets Full Sets Queen Sets King Sets BUY/SELL

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May

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May 16, 2016

Free

Fun

Take

One

TIDBITS® CORRECTS SOME

"MISQUOTES"by Kathy Wolfe

Over 4 Million

Readers

Nationwide

Serving Northeast South Dakota & West Central Minnesota • Advertising Information 605-541-0110 • www.LakeAreaTidbits.com

Laugh-A-Bit with Tidbits

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Volume 4 • Issue #37

Q: What do you call an alligator with GPS? A: A Navi-gator!

Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight? A: An Insti-gator!

Q: What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind? A: A Tail-gater!

It seems that many of us have been misquoting well-known phrases for years. This week, Tidbits sets the record straight on some of the more common ones. • We’veallheardMurphy’sLaw,somethingalongthelines of, “If something can go wrong, it will, and usually attheworsttime.”TherewasarealMurphy–EdwardA.Murphy,aU.S.AirForceengineerwhowasworkingona rocket-sled experiment in the late 1940s. The project involved mounting 16 accelerator instruments to a participant’sbody.Thereweretwowaysthe16sensorscould be glued to the mount, and all 16 were installed backwards.Murphywasheardtosay,“Iftherearetwoormore ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.” • Oneofthemostoften-misquotedlinesinmoviehistoryis“Playitagain,Sam”fromthe1942film“Casablanca.”Most folksbelieve that leadingmanHumphreyBogartutteredthefamousphrase.ThepianistSamisbeingaskedtoplaythesong“AsTimeGoesBy.”IngridBergman’scharacter Ilsa Lund says, “Play it once, Sam. For oldtimes’ sake.”WhenSamobjects, she repeats, “Play it,Sam.”Laterinthemovie,Bogartsays,“Playit!”Nooneeversays,“Playitagain,Sam.”

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JENSEN’S NEW BEDSSymbol Mattress/Box Spring Sets

WE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD

• Special Orders • Camper Mattresses• Semi Mattresses • MOST ANY SIZE

Extra Long Twin Sets ......... (38”X80”)Extra Long Full Sets ........... (54”X80”)3/4 Mattress Sets ................ (48”X72”)Short Queen Mattress Sets ... (60”X74”)

or most any size you need

Twin SetsFull Sets

Queen SetsKing Sets

JENSEN’S NEW BEDSSymbol Mattress/Box Spring Sets

WE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD

• Special Orders • Camper Mattresses• Semi Mattresses • MOST ANY SIZE

Extra Long Twin Sets ......... (38”X80”)Extra Long Full Sets ........... (54”X80”)3/4 Mattress Sets ................ (48”X72”)Short Queen Mattress Sets ... (60”X74”)

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LUNCH SPECIALSTuesday 05/17: Stuffed shells and side saladWednesday 05/18: Hot Hamburger comboThursday 05/19: Pork Loin DinnerFriday 05/20: Lasagna and garlic toastSaturday 05/21: Western Burger and friesSunday 05/22: Pork roast dinneMonday 05/23: hot pork comboTuesday 05/24: BBQ and fries

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• Monday, May 16th- School Play Matinee at 1:30 at the hall. History Day Community Presentations and Raffles at the hall starting at 6:30 pm. School Play at the hall starting at 7:15 pm (this will run in conjunction with History Night). Come out for an evening of fun and entertainment!!! • Tuesday, May 17th- 3-6th grade Field day at the park in the morn-ing. Elementary AR Party in the afternoon. • Wednesday, May 18th- Senior Breakfast, hall graduation decorating, and graduation rehearsal in the morning. 3rd-6th grade “Minute to Win It” in the afternoon. K-2nd Field Day in the afternoon. Baccalaure-ate at 7:00 pm at Hope Lutheran Church. • Thursday, May 19th- Last day of school, dismiss at 12:30 pm. Last day for NTHS (multi). Region track meet at 10:00 am in Milbank. Elementary Awards Day at 10:00 am. • Friday, May 20th- Staff day – checkout. • Saturday, May 21st- Graduation at 2:00 pm at the hall. • Sunday, May 22-9:30 Coffee, 10:30 Worship at Hope Lutheran. All are welcome.

May 16 - 5:15pm Clear Lake Community Club's general meeting, Deuel SchoolMay 29 - 11am - Special Service to Honor Veterans at Highland Lutheran ChurchMay 21 - 1:30pm GraduationMay 27 - Last day of School (1:30pm Dismissal)June 11 - Roni's Benefit & Poker Run for the Ronald McDonald House Charities, be watching for details.June 23-25 - CRYSTAL SPRINGS RODEO DAYS

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• MeTarzan,youJane” isanothermovie line thatnever happened. In the1932film“Tarzan, theApeMan,”actressMaureenO’SullivanasJaneParkerwasattempting to teach her language toTarzan, playedbyJohnnyWeissmuller,actorandformerOlympian.Pointing to herself, she said, “Jane,”whichTarzanrepeated.Janethensaid,“Andyou?You?”towhichhereplied,“Tarzan,Tarzan.”• HaveyouheardthequoteattributedtotheFrenchphilosopherVoltaire? – “I disapprove of what yousay, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”AlthoughattributedtoVoltaire,thisquotationwasactuallythatofhisbiographerEvelynBeatriceHallin her 1906book,TheFriends ofVoltaire.Voltaireactually did say, “Think for yourselves and let others

enjoytheprivilegetodoso,too”inhis1763“EssayonTolerance.”It’sthoughtthathealsowroteinaletterto a colleague: “I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.” • Weallknowthat“Hellhathnofurylikeawomanscorned,” but not everyone realizes that the correctquotationis“Heavenhasnoragelikelovetohatredturned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned,” penned byEnglishpoetWilliamCongreveinhis1697work,“TheMourningBride.”• Thesultry1930sdivaMaeWestisoftenquotedassaying,“Comeupandseemesometime.”Inthe1933movie“SheDoneHimWrong,”West,inherroleasLadyLou,utters,“Whydon’tyoucomeupsometimeandseeme?”

• Manypopular sayings are attributed to theBiblethat aren’t really in there.As children, many of uswere admonished by our parents with “Cleanlinessis next to godliness,” perhaps an attempt to get us to washbehindourears!ThisadagefirstappearedinaprintedsermonbyJohnWesleyin1769,inwhichtheministerwrote, “Slovenliness is no part of religion.Cleanlinessisindeednexttogodliness.”Perhapsyouthinkthattheoldsaying,“Godhelpsthosewhohelpthemselves” isanotherBiblical truth. In fact, itwasAesop of “Aesop’s Fables” famewho first penned,“the gods help them that help themselves.” In BenjaminFranklin’s1736editionof“PoorRichard’sAlmanac,”a similar saysgoes, “Onewhocomes tobepurifiedishelped.”Haveyouheardfolkssay,“norestforthewicked”?TheaccuratewordingisfoundinIsaiah57:21,“Thereisnopeace,saysmyGod,tothewicked.”Andlotsofussay,“Moneyistherootofallevil,” when in fact, the correct wording in I Timothy 6:10 is “the love of money is the root of all evil…” • In the1995film“Apollo13,”TomHanks in therole of Commander JimLovell says, “Houston,wehaveaproblem.”Duringthe1970mission,Apollo13astronautJackSwigertwas thefirst tosayasimilarphrase,“Okay,Houston,we’vehadaproblemhere.”NASAinHoustonreplied,“ThisisHouston.Sayagainplease,”towhichLovellreplied,“Houston,we’vehadaproblem.We’vehadamainBbusundervolt.”

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FOR SALE: Chest type freezer. Medium size. $185. Will accept payments. Water-town, Call 605-753-5313 0516

FOR SALE: Kurt Adler Snowtown, Willow Tree Angels and ornaments, and cream and sugar sets collections. Call Karen at (605) 847-4214.

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John Deere 7930 wide front pedal tractor. Used very little. Like new. Qualiy Craft 4.5 ton electric log splitter. Like new. 605-886-7524. 0523

FOR SALE: Campbell compressor, upright 26 gal. 1hp, oil-less pump, 110v - $200. Campbell compressor, 4 gal. 1hp. portable with regulator - 110v, Madison, MN $125. 320-226-3626. 0516

FOR SALE: 1981 Aluminum StarCraft Boat. 50hp Mercury, trailer, new starting battery, sparer tire, cover. Can email pictures. Must see. Water ready. Call for details. Rosholt, SD. 605-880-1237. 0516

FOR SALE: 2004 38' Alpine motorhome, excellent condition. New batteries, newer tires, upgraded plumbing, granite countertops, 3 slide-outs. Stored inside. No smoking or pets. (605)882-2760 or (605)880-5029. 0523

New MOBILE HOME for sale on Big Stone Lake. 16x80; 2brd, 2bth. All furnishing included. Move right in. Vinyl siding, central air, covered deck, and much more. Call (952) 201-6175. 0523

For Sale: Building Lot in Big Stone City. Corner of Mitchell and Tioga. 50x120 bare lot. $2000. Parking or storage. Call (605) 467-0889. 0516

FOR RENT: Browns Valley - Valley Vista. 1 bedroom Apt. Heat/Water/Trash. Rent based on income. Equal Housing Opportu-nity. 270-354-6446. 0000

FOR SALE: six 6x8 ft steel panels, suitable for garden or livestock enclosure. 6x16 ft livestock trailer. Good condition, new floor. 320-695-2465. 0502

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WearesoexcitedtobehavingBobbieSue,fromtheWilmotPublicLibrary,comingtovisitwithusaboutthesummerreadingprogramOnYourMark,GetSet,READ!ShewillbeinourschoollibraryTuesday,May17th.

May16-Kand3FieldTriptoDakotaGoldinWatertown.May17-FFABanquetinMcKennaHall.May17-PAWSFieldTriptoHartfordBeach.May18-1stand2ndFieldTriptoWahpetonMay18-10am7-12AcademicAwardsinthegym.May18-SeniorsLastDayMay18-Baccalaureateinthegym,7:00May19-Region1BTrackMeetatMilbankMay20-Schooldismissedforthesummerat12:30GRADUATION MAY 22nd • 2PM

• The quote, “Well-behaved women seldommake history” has often been attributed to actress MarilynMonroe.Thecreditforthelinereallygoesto Laurel Thatcher Ulrich, a Harvard professorandPulitzerPrizewinnerwhowrote it ina1976journal article.•DiehardTrekkieswillknowthatCaptainJamesT.Kirkneversaid,“Beammeup,Scotty!”inanyofthe80episodesoftheoriginal“StarTrek”series,whichairedfrom1966to1969.TheclosestCaptainKirkcametothatphrasewasinthe1968episode“Gamesters of Triskelion,” when he exclaimed,“Beam us up, Mr. Scott!” The animated “StarTrek”series,whichranfortwoseasonsin1973–1974,didhavetheline,“Beamusup,Scotty!”andthe1986movie“StarTrekIV:TheVoyageHomeincluded,“Scotty,beammeup.”Theoriginalseries’Mr.ScottwasplayedbyactorJamesDoohan,whoentitledhis1996biographyBeamMeUp,Scotty!• The well-known phrase “A rose by any othername smells just as sweet” has its origins in Shakespeare’s“RomeoandJuliet.”Buttheactualquotereads,“What’sinaname?Thatwhichwecall

a rose by any other word would smell as sweet.” • Speaking of Shakespeare, when we see imagesof witches stirring a cauldron, the phrase “Bubble,bubble, toil and trouble” comes to mind. The correct phrase,fromAct4,Scene1of“Macbeth,”isactually“Double,double,toilandtrouble.”FansoftherockgroupLedZeppelinwillrecognizethewordsinthefirstverseof“StairwaytoHeaven”,“There’saladywho’s sure, all that glitters is gold.”The chorus intheSmashMouthsong“AllStar”also includes thephrase“Allthatglittersisgold.”Inactuality,thisisanother Shakespeare misquote that reads correctly,“Allthatglistersisnotgold,”spokenbythePrinceofMoroccoin“TheMerchantofVenice.”

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ALLIGATORSSeeyalater,Alligator!Takealookatsomeoftheseinteresting facts about this member of the order Crocodylia.• Early Spanish explorers and settlers in Floridagave the alligator its name. This scaly reptile takes its namefromtheSpanishwordlargarto,meaning“thelizard.”• Alligators are native only to the United Statesand China. In the U.S., Louisiana has the mostalligators,butlargepopulationsalsoliveinFlorida,

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Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama, North and SouthCarolina,Oklahoma,Arkansas,andTexas.AlthoughanAmericanalligatorcangrowupto20feet(6.1m)longandweighuptohalfaton(454kg),onaverage,malesgrowtoabout11feet(3.4m)andfemalestoabout8feet(2.6m).TheChinesealligator ismuchsmaller,withmalesaveragingalengthof5feet(1.5m) and females at about 4.5 feet (1.4m). The tailaccountsforabouthalfofanalligator’slength.• AnAmericanalligatorhasalifeexpectancyinthewild of nearly 50 years. • The menacing-looking mouth of an Americanalligator holds between 74 and 80 teeth at a time,butitmightgothrough2,000to3,000teethoveritslifetime.• Although they seem to have a reputation forattacking humans, alligators are actually quite solitary and very rarely do they go after humans, usually only when provoked or when protecting their young. Their dietconsistsoffish,turtles,snakes,birds,andsmallmammals.Occasionallytheyeatotheralligators.• An alligator’s jaws can clamp shutwith enoughforce tobreakaperson’sarm.But themuscles thatopen its mouth are very weak, so much so that a man canholdafull-grownalligator’smouthclosedwithone hand. And although they move very quicklythrough water, alligators are slow-moving on land. • Afemalealligatorwilllayupto50eggsatatime,keeping them warm in a nest of rotting vegetation. The temperature of that nest will determine the gender of heroffspring.Oddlyenough,iftheeggsareincubatedover 93 degrees F (33.8 C), the embryos developinto males. Females are the result of temperaturesbelow86degreesF(30C),andbetween86and93degreesF,anembryocandevelopintoeithergender.About 8 out of 10 baby alligatorswill be eaten bybobcats,snakes,otters,largefish,raccoons,andotheralligators. • One of the main differences between alligatorsandcrocodilesistheirenvironment.Alligatorsdwellin fresh water, such as ponds, rivers, wetlands, lakes, and swamps, while crocodiles make their home in salt water.An alligator’s nostrils point upward, so they

can breathe while the rest of the body is submerged in water. • Although there are about five millionAmericanalligators in the southeastern United States, theywereoncenearlyextinct.Yearsofhuntersseekingthevaluable hides landed alligators on the endangered species list.When theU.S. fish&wildlife Serviceprohibited the trade of hides, alligators made such a comeback that they were removed from the list in 1987.

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Q: My mother received a brown Luffa vase that measures 7 1/4 inches in about 1935 or 1936 for a birthday present. I have been offered $50 for it by a collector. -- Rob, Rio Rancho, New MexicoA:TheLuffapatternwasintroducedbyRosevillePottery

in1934.Itfeaturedsmallyelloworwhiteflowersandlargegreenleavesonawavyridgedbackground.Backgroundcolors are dominant green with brown accents or dominant brownwithvariegatedgreenaccents.Accordingto“War-man’sRosevillePottery:IdentificationandPriceGuide”byDeniseRago,yourvaseisvaluedinthe$150-$250range.

•••Q: I have an old cabinet purchased from a London

museum by an Indian chief who became a millionaire in Connecticut during the 1920s. The man died during the 1930s. Anything you can tell me about this cabinet would be appreciated. -- V.A., Rio Rancho, New MexicoA:Yourquestionisimpossibletoanswer.Whowasthe

chief?Wherewasthemuseum?Isthereanydocumentation?Withoutthesefacts,itissimplyanotherpieceofoldfurni-ture. If you suspect your cabinet is valuable, hire the services

of a good professional appraiser. There are severalexcellentonesinAlbuquerquewhocanhelpyou.

•••Q: Several decades ago I worked for a highway

crew in Nebraska, and occasionally while working in remote areas I would find an old electrical insulator. Although I didn’t mean to become a collector, I did. I have about four dozen older insulators and would like to find out if they have much value. -- Carl, Hastings, NebraskaA:TheNationalInsulatorAssociationwasfoundedin

1973 and has members scattered throughout the country. Thismightbeagoodplacetobeginyoursearch.ContactisDonaldR.Briel,P.O.Box188,Providence,UT04332-0188.Checkoutthewebsiteatwww.nia.org.

•••Q: I have a Girl Scout camera that was given to me dur-

ing the 1940s. It is in excellent condition, and I assume still works. What is it worth? -- Cynthia, Shreveport, LouisianaA:Yourcameraisprobablyinablackcaseandwasmanu-

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DEAR PAW’S CORNER:My5-year-oldshih-tzucross,“Louie,”just had surgery to remove bladder stones. They were 90 percent cal-ciumoxalateand10percentcalciumphosphate.Myvethasprescribedastrictdietof(expensive)foodpurchasedonlythroughtheiroffice.

IamfeedingLouiethespecialfoodfromthevet,butI’mnotcertainthis is the right choice. I found some online sites that recommend a homemadedietofchicken,riceandpeas.Whatwouldyourecom-mendtopreventarecurrenceofthesestones?--BevR.,Melville,Saskatchewan,Canada

DEAR BEV:Ouch!I’msorrythatLouieisgoingthroughthis.It’sgreatthatyou’redoingallyoucantopreventarecurrence,includingknowing the type of stones he has.

Louie’sbladder stonesweredetermined tobecalciumoxalate,whichcanformwhenadog’surineisacidic.Therearetwoothercom-

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mon types of bladder stones that dogs can suffer from: struvite, formed in alkaline urine; and urate, seen often in dogs with liver disease.

The issue with oxalate-type stones is that they generally must besurgicallyremoved.That’sdifferentfromstruvitestones,whichmightbedissolvedthroughmedicationanddiet.However,bothtypesmaybePREVENTEDthroughaspecialdiet.Formoreinformation,go towww.monicasegal.com/wordpress/ and search for “bladder

stones.”Herblogcangivegreaterdetailsabouttypesofstonesandappropriate diets.

GoingintodietspecificswouldtakeupmoreroomthatIhaveinthiscolumn.IcansaythatyouneedtomakesureLouiedrinksplentyofwater.Fromthere,keepresearching,andcoordinatewithyourvet.

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• It was 20th-century tele-vision, film and culture critic John Leonard who made the following observation: “In the cellars of the night, when the mind starts moving around old

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• You probably won’t be surprised to learn that a group of hedgehogs is known as a prickle.

• In almost every state, there is a statute on the books making it illegal to jump off the top of an office building. Unsurprisingly, there’s not much call to prosecute those who violate the law; district attorneys aren’t in the habit of filing charges against corpses. However, in a few states, if you survive jumping off a building and are tried and convicted of violating that law, you could be sentenced to death.

• Those who study such things say that among social media users, those who use Twitter are less likely to smoke than users of other platforms.

• Just as humans have distinctive fingerprints, dogs have nose prints -- no two are the same.

• You doubtless know of Theodore Geisel -- better known as Dr. Seuss, the beloved author of such children’s classics as “The Cat in the Hat,” “Horton Hears a Who” and “Green Eggs and Ham,” among many others. You might not real-ize, though, that his first book, “And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street,” was rejected by more than two dozen publishers before it finally made it into print.

• Did you know that dogs appear in the Bible? Yep -- 41 times. No mention of cats, though.

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DEAR DR. ROACH: I am so tired of gastric juices coming up and spraying my mouth. I am currently on a“lastresort”medicine.Mydoctorwantstotryitforthreeweeks.Ifitdoesn’twork,he’sgoingtoperformaNissen fundoplication. Fromwhat I’ve read, therewouldbenothingmorecomingup.Couldyouexplainthisprocedure?Whatwillhappenwithswallowedair,and what will happen if I get sick to my stomach and (shudder)needtovomit?--S.S.

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sure the medication treatment is as good as it can be. Protonpumpinhibitorssuchasomeprazoleshouldbetaken30minutesbeforeeating.Weightlossishelpfulifoverweight.Raisingtheheadofthebed6to8inches(byinserting blocks under the legs of the head of the bed or usingaplasticwedgeunderthemattress)andavoidingdietary triggers (coffee, chocolate, carbonated drinks,high-fat foods) should be tried. Baclofen, a powerfulmuscle relaxant with many possible side effects, may be the “last resort” medicine you are taking.Whenall else fails, surgerymay relieve symptoms.

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1.Placeeggsin4-quartsaucepan.Addenoughcoldwatertocovereggsby2inches.Heattoboilingonhigh,coverwithlid,andremovefromheat.Letstand12minutes.Drainandrinseundercoldwater.Underrunningwater,peeloffshellsand discard.

2.Trimthetopsandbottomsofeggssothattheycansitflat.Cuteachegginhalfcrosswise.Transferyolkstolargebowl.

3.Intoyolks,mashmayonnaise,cayenne,and1/4teaspoonsaltuntilsmooth.Stirinpepper,carrot,cornichonsanddilluntil well-mixed.

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WehavebeenworkingTidbitsoutofourhomeofficeforawhilenow,andithasbecomemoreofficethanhomelately.Thisisahugestepinourabilitytoserveourreadersandad-vertisers. I will be bringing you more information in a newly formatted weekly Publisher's Corner concerning our area-wide affordable advertising rates, business and personal printing items and some unique products we can produce.

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