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It is a hilarious voyage of vocabulary and actions that the author compiled and is titled “Senior Things I Said, Say, Did and Do.” It is a Volume I as it is predicted there will be a demand for more! So, sit back, relax and join the author on a senior citizen romp through the twilight of his life. You are about to find out some things about the grey generation that are a mixed bag of funny, peculiar, nonsensical, insulting, stupid, brilliant, or just plain out there. You will want to tell all you friends, family and acquaintances about this gut busting experience!

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There’s a New Book in Town!

It’s a Mixed Bag of Funny, Peculiar,, Nonsensical, Insulting, Stupid, Brilliant

and just plain out there!

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Senior Things I Said, Say, Did and Do – Volume One

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Senior Things I Said, Say, Do and Did – Volume One

• Authored by Ronald E. Hudkins

• Publication Date - Dec 21, 2012

• Page Count – 190• Binding Type – US Trade

Paper• Trim Size – 6” X 9”• Language – English• Color – Black and White• Related Categories –

Humor/Entertainment

Available @

https://www.createspace.com/4084440

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Section One

• Senior Things I Said, Say, Did and Do – Volume One

• A collection of some stories exchanged between friends, acquaintances, coworkers and family members that have jobs with too much idle time and actually have time to read my emails stuffed with crazy

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Section One Contents

• Why a Little Information is Harmful• I Blew the Interview• Is Rice a Vegetable• It Pays to be a Senior• Stripped Down Truck• The VA Exercise Program• What is it About Bread• I Could Never Be a Walmart Greeter• Picnic in Ouray• Ginny’s Houston Trip• Being Nice is Overrated

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Section Two

• Senior Things I Said, Say, Did and Do – Volume One

• A collection of casual conversations that light heartedly reminisce about people places or events that will wound your funny bone

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Section Two Contents

• Trials of Home Employment• Country Home, 6 Car Driveway and a Dog To

Smart• City Boys and Their Man Trip• Feminine Hygiene Commercial• Eating Out Seems Cheaper• When Did Fast Food Become Frustrating• Having Lunch Alone

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Section Three

• Senior Things I Said, Say, Did and Do – Volume One

• Accompanied or Unsupervised Outings is a collection of events that happened during travels here and there or while running local errands around our small community here in Durango, CO or just simply being home alone during the formulative years.

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Section Three Contents• The Grocery Store Fish Story• Free Candy Escapade• Just Another Day in Maintenance Repair• A Day at the VA Clinic• Just Another Dumpster Dive• Life is Full of the Unexpected• Lightening Isn’t the Only Thing that Strikes You Down• My First Attempted Pick Up Line• The Great Race• This is Why I'm Not a Great Poet

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Section Four

• Senior Things I Said, Say, Did and Do – Volume One

• Simply short blurbs, sentence fragments, flashes of self imposed brilliance and anything else that does not classify as a short story or sometimes even a paragraph.

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Section Four Contents

• 10 Hours

• Social Misfit

• What Ever Happened to Stealth

• How Clean Can it Get?

• About the Author

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Did I Happen to Mention

• There is a New Book in Town?

• It Will Tickle Your Funny Bone?

• It is Available Now?• Paperback or Kindle

Format?• Available in the US and

European Markets?• Soon to be on Amazon?

• What it Looks Like?

• Where to Get it? https://www.createspace.com/4084440

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Senior Things I Said, Say, Do and Did – Volume One

It isn't easy being me and somehow I reckon pretty much like Mr. Wilson and Dennis the Menace, it is not much easier living with or around me either. Doesn't matter if I was six or 60 I'll take you on a voyage of vocabulary and actions I said, say, did and do that has gotten me to where I am.

So, sit back, relax and join me on a senior citizen romp through the twilight of my life. You are about to find out some things about the grey generation that are a mixed bag of funny, peculiar, nonsensical, insulting, stupid, brilliant, or just plain out there.

Available @ https://www.createspace.com/4084440

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In Conclusion Book

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You’ll Be Glad You Did!

Author Ronald E. HudkinsActually Being Quiet?

But; He Really is Crazy !!